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  Not mine tbh

  Yeah, who the hell would want to support a sports team? You gotta be mentally ill to it.

  2021-06-09 19:21

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  mine

  Epic Games has been on a roll doing the same.

  2021-04-02 05:14

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  no sip for you

  It tastes that way because of invertebrate cum & fish shit.

  2021-03-19 11:50

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  Fresh off a ban. Do I fit in if I post depression memes?

  I'm not gonna say that she doesn't have depression; that's just retarded. But, fuck this "sadboi" trend & she's helping push that trend. Money doesn't solve mental health, but it actually allows you to do something about it. & That's the issue with her.

  2021-03-13 19:26

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  Fresh off a ban. Do I fit in if I post depression memes?

  See, the issue with Billie Eillish is that, yeah, money has nothing to do with being depressed. But, what she does that rubs people the wrong way is that she's made it her brand; she's literally making money off of "I'm depressed please look at me."

  2021-03-13 19:20

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  Fresh off a ban. Do I fit in if I post depression memes?

  You're both stupid because you're both right.

  2021-03-13 19:14

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  Ah yes these tax papers make total sense

  "I don't feel like an adult who plays video games; I feel like a kid who pays taxes." ~Alphard

  2021-03-12 17:44

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  Title

  That's not really a good argument, considering China uses "communism" on its name & it's not communism (doesn't mean that it works though).

  2021-03-10 02:20

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  Title

  "Capitalist" & "imperialist" are interchangeable to leftists & liberals because everything but communism is wrong & the same thing.

  2021-03-07 16:24

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  Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated... I know you read it in ...

  It's China. The parents didn't have siblings. There might be cousins though.

  2021-03-07 16:21

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  Yes I'm a Pole

  Ah, so that's why they keep invading Poland.

  2021-03-06 04:48

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  I love to sleep

  I actually hate sleep, personally. It gets in the way of doing the things I'd actually like to do.

  2021-02-28 16:26

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  Potatoe heads....

  You wanna know something? The old logos for both Aunt Jemima & the Land O' Lakes still exist on different products; AJ on some kind of flour mix & LO'L on cartons of whipping cream. Just proves that nobody actually cared about the logos in the first place

  2021-02-26 19:12

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  Sad

  I believe Skips is immortal. Though, that doesn't explain why High-five Ghost doesn't live with him... he's a ghost & already dead.

  2021-02-26 11:47

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  Tis true....

  Our homes, cars, &entire infrastructure is not built for a sudden drop in temperature & snow. It's not just "snow"; it's the things we've ignore. Not to mention that our state senator retired to abandon us.

  2021-02-21 13:29

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  He's me.

  Because Texas is the most American state in America.

  2021-02-14 18:47

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  "Backup plan"

  Yeah, I caught it a few minutes after I sent it. Too bad you can't edit past 5 minutes.

  2021-02-09 19:25

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  Oh my God

  Which is a common rodent.

  2021-02-09 19:24

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  "Backup plan"

  She you calls thinking it's your brother.

  2021-02-08 22:03

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  Wall Street is one big ass blast and hedge funds are the ...

  One one hand, fuck Gamestop with their bullshit return/resell policies. On the other, fuck stock broker millionaires.

  2021-01-29 04:53

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  Gorirra grue

  Honestly, shit has felt like it's been getting worse since 2012. Then again, maybe that's just because I've been more conscious of the world around me & growing up in the Information Era just kinda sucks.

  2021-01-13 15:51

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  Czechs know a lot about Nazis

  Like, yeah, right-wingers labeling everything even slightly non-conservative as "communist" is an eye roll (I say this as a Texan). But, I find people who are, unironically, Marxist to be potentially far more foreboding.

  2021-01-11 16:00

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  Czechs know a lot about Nazis

  Sort of on that topic with that note: how do you feel about the recent explosion of Americans & western Europeans who have unironically been calling themselves Marxists/communists?

  2021-01-11 15:54

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  We live in a very small town

  My school had just short off 1000 kids. I'd still call it a "small town" just because the only reason it was that size was because busses went pulled kids from other counties.

  2021-01-04 14:40

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  Red Dead 2/Skyrim/GTA V are some examples. Also, anyone e...

  I'm honestly surprised that it's taking this long for TerminalMontage to get turned into a meme. All of their videos are so memeable.

  2021-01-03 20:49

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  Red Dead 2/Skyrim/GTA V are some examples. Also, anyone e...

  Legendary & Mythical Pokemon Battle Royale by TerminalMontage.

  2021-01-03 20:47

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  Feminists are on the retardation spectrum

  I actually don't mind hairy legs on a girl. But, don't pretend like you're "fighting oppression"; you just don't want to shave. That's fine, you're not obligated to do anything for anyone if you don't wantto, but nobody is obligated to like it either.

  2020-12-27 21:37

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  Uu

  Look, I'm broke. All I can provide is Hotpockets & Poptarts.

  2020-11-30 20:38

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  When you go an entire day without feeling horny or suicidal

  Well, for starters I live with roommates & I have my mom, so I can't put that kind of emotional or financial weight on them; I'm not that selfish. & I'm in a place of "apathetic compliance"; I'm not suicidal, but I feel like I'm barely existing.

  2020-11-28 06:29

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  It's almost Saturday, D&D night with the gang;)

  There's a new-ish system that I've been itching to play for like 2-3 years now but because it's so new that few people know about it. I wanna play Starfinder. I wanna do DnD in space.

  2020-11-28 06:25

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  When you go an entire day without feeling horny or suicidal

  I'm at a place where I'm neither horny nor suicidal. I'm just so stressed & depressed that I don't feel either anymore.

  2020-11-24 16:39

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  My worst fear is accidentally committing tax fraud

  Maybe taxes should be better taught in school & this wouldn't be a fear.

  2020-11-24 16:34

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  What colleges really want

  American universities are retarded. The only people who can actually get into a decent college are either brainletts with rich parents, those who throw ball good, or the upper echelon of intelligence (like .000001% of the population).

  2020-11-19 20:43

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  school is wack

  This is just kind of the nature of the American school system. It's not designed to help you succeed; it's a 100 year old model made for you to fall in line in a factory. Even more, homework is, quite literally, communist Russia design.

  2020-11-18 16:28

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  Actors are not real people

  Because, in both cases, fights wouldn't be interesting in any capacity just on the premise that they can choose not to be hit.

  2020-11-17 04:52

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  Hy

  I'm the little brother, but I'm an adult.

  2020-11-16 21:40

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  Am I?

  I'm so lonely that I'm not even that horny anymore.

  2020-11-14 21:12

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  YouTube..

  You either give money to YouTube through ads or you give money through premium. & If you use ad blocker to watch YouTubers, you're taking money away from the people giving you content. Bit of an impasse as long as you use the site.

  2020-11-11 21:41

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  Yes

  Yo, when were these meme emotes added?

  2020-11-11 16:25

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  It’s a must

  Remember to drink water in between wanks to keep your fluids up.

  2020-11-09 20:54

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  Yes

  It's called "Sharknado".

  2020-11-09 20:49

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  Bruhh

  It, quite literally, is a pyramid scheme. They're hunbots make $500 a year, if they're lucky.

  2020-11-08 13:59

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  Anakin Otterkiller

  *West Taiwan

  2020-11-06 16:30

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  Why didn't Harry Potter drink liquid luck and then go kil...

  Harry Potter, as a character, was a jock. &, Even worse, he was kind of an arrogant dickhead. Of course he's not gonna drink it.

  2020-11-06 16:29

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  Time for tall god gru

  "No nut November" or "nonstop nut November"?

  2020-11-01 20:48

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  wait. zoro?

  Zoro is best girl. What are you talking about?

  2020-11-01 18:57

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  Nah

  My last girlfriend & I used to hug & cuddle a lot. She broke up with me year ago. I haven't gotten over the feeling.

  2020-10-31 05:32

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  dongs in a society

  White self-hatred isn't how we solve racism.

  2020-10-27 16:26

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  I can relate

  That too, probably. You try taking care of 79 kids without taking drugs.

  2020-10-27 16:19

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  Fuck all the pedos. Trump AND clinton

  Trump & his entire family is in Epstein's black book.

  2020-10-26 21:34

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  Visible confusion

  Cyan is used as a sort of "back light" to the color black because of it were completely black, you wouldn't actually be able to read what was on the paper.

  2020-10-26 20:51

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  Aww

  That's either insomnia, a different kind of "tired", or both. & I fully understand both. Take care of yourself; see a doctor if you need to.

  2020-10-25 18:34

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  Classic fairy tales were much darker

  Now, changing a story is tricky. In some instances, like all of the Disney classics, I understand because you can't exactly show death constantly & be "child friendly". But, then there's the way Disney handles all of its remakes. Especially Mulan.

  2020-10-24 18:34

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  Classic fairy tales were much darker

  There's ways to do it; Big Hero 6 handled depression & loss in a very healthy manner (the rest of the story is meh) & it still retains the child audience.

  2020-10-24 18:32

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  Sjw's in general.

  I regularly say "I don't speak Taco Bell menu" to my Hispanic friends. They respond with "I don't speak hamburger". Racist jokes are fine as long as you're willing to take what you dish out.

  2020-10-23 17:12

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  Sorry

  Same, dude. It's like a Windows computer forcing an update in the middle of a game.

  2020-10-22 20:53

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  Privilage debate

  It's on both sides. Women aren't expected to reach the same physical or societal standards as men it becomes impressive if they do or succeed. While, if a man doesn't meet the standards of other men, he's a failure & deserving of contempt.

  2020-10-22 18:38

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  the HR struggle is real...

  Some people in HR have an amazing sense of humor, but also understand that there's people who don't. Like, the lady in my store would probably laugh at this, but say to go home because there's a bunch of stuck up Christians in the community.

  2020-10-20 15:49

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  School is hell

  Schools just have a nasty habit of putting most of their budget into sports because they can turn a profit to make up for the budget they're lacking in ticket sales alone.

  2020-10-19 14:29

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  School is hell

  Sure, schools probably get plenty of funding for education tools, if that were the only thing they were paying for. But, schools have a ton of different shit to pay for just on the various programs.

  2020-10-19 14:27

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  School is hell

  In certain areas, part of the budget goes into security; I've gone to schools where a chunk of the budget clearly goes into paying security guards & metal detectors. & That's on top of whatever budget cuts a school might receive.

  2020-10-19 14:25

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  School is hell

  That's not the only thing. Textbooks are stupidly pricey; one brand new book can be like $500 & they have to buy thousands of those books... & then they'll use it for like 5 years which is wasteful & out of date by that point.

  2020-10-19 14:20

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  The world needs gentlemen like these

  "Ecchi" usually doesn't show anything too sexual; bare tits & alluding to sex at most. "Hentai" is full on porn.

  2020-10-19 05:19

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  School is hell

  ... America my dude... Education doesn't get much funding, unfortunately. So public schools have to make up for it by getting money through lunches & sport events.

  2020-10-19 05:04

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  In China, the child eats it

  The only reason pit bulls are looked at as evil is because they're used as fighting dogs a lot since they're beefy. Temperament-wise, they're sweet as hell. But, no, keep blaming the breed instead of the trainers.

  2020-10-16 19:04

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  Like jehovah's witnesses

  Linux is the perfect operating system for running other operating systems.

  2020-10-16 18:54

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  Found this cute comic on heybuddycomics.com

  I believe it's called "Good Boy!".

  2020-10-13 12:59

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  Found this cute comic on heybuddycomics.com

  You're in luck. There's an old movie where dogs are actually descendants of an alien race sent to study humans &, after millions of years, one crash lands on earth & sees that they're all "enslaved" & one kid has to convince him that they aren't actually.

  2020-10-13 12:58

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  cant wait to start a furry controversy in the comments

  I mean... have you seen how much money furries drop for fetish art?

  2020-10-09 22:56

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  Covid

  Whatever you do, don't mention that Taiwan exists in China.

  2020-10-03 21:10

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  Grandpa was busy.

  Because half of them would normally die by the age of 10.

  2020-10-03 18:47

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  lol

  Stegosaurus isn't the only one. But, the others, like Kentrosaur & gigantspinosaur, do still fall into the family "stegosauridae", so you're technically correct.

  2020-10-02 01:25

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  online class be like

  Don't worry. The demon is homeless. Where's it gonna go when it steals your soul?

  2020-10-01 18:51

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  Oof

  Well, when you reach an old enough age, people usually let you act like a child again.

  2020-09-30 10:29

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  Oof

  I hate getting overly political on this meme app, but, Jesus Christ, it's like third party is the only viable option. To hell with these other 2.

  2020-09-30 10:10

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  Oof

  If I wanted to watch 2 senile, old men argue with each other over nothing, I'd go to the nearest retirement home. From what everyone is saying, it was just as disappointing as I figured it'd be.

  2020-09-30 09:07

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  monster under the bed

  America lost.

  2020-09-30 05:02

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  Scrubs

  What do you think she's trying to do from hugging?

  2020-09-30 04:51

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  dongs in a scott

  It's ironic, right? Logically speaking, skirts are better designed for men.

  2020-09-26 22:08

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  Relatable

  Say "Shub-Niggurath" aloud.

  2020-09-26 21:59

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  Why I never want kids

  Only a few are actually hers; the rest are foster kids.

  2020-09-26 18:05

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  Like a boss

  Task failed successfully

  2020-09-24 13:03

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  Like a boss

  He looks more like a Jose to me.

  2020-09-24 13:03

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  Especially black

  I still don't really like coffee unless it's mixed with a fuckton of sugar.

  2020-09-24 13:00

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  Memedroid community is the best example...

  Some of them are running countries; some them are hiding behind the veil of fighting the people running the country. There's a lot of gray area & most people fail to understand that.

  2020-09-23 17:00

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  Title

  Do both to confuse people. "Sup, you beautiful dickhead."

  2020-09-23 15:54

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  Why are you masturbating?

  I usually masturbate because I'm bored. It doesn't even give me dopamine anymore.

  2020-09-22 15:47

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  I feel so bad when I have to do this.

  I tend to equate ADHD to an engine or computer that never shuts off: it's really, REALLY fucking good for when you're actually doing things, but there's no downtime. Which is why burnout is so easy to do when you have it.

  2020-09-21 17:23

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  "e"

  I could hear the Bowser laugh.

  2020-09-21 03:30

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  Netflix is a haven for pedos

  It's been said before, but bears repeating: the movie is like going on camera, physically killing dozens of people, & then turning to the camera & saying "murder bad".

  2020-09-21 03:29

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  I feel so bad when I have to do this.

  It helps with some things. Like being able to run one really large task... it's just when you try running more than one task at a time that it runs into problems.

  2020-09-21 03:17

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  I feel so bad when I have to do this.

  Sometimes your brain needs to install updates & it does it right when you're in the middle of something.

  2020-09-20 20:12

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  I'm offended

  Most women typically have an approximate "schedule" as to how long it lasts, especially if on birth control. Irregular periods are rare & are usually an issue of health.

  2020-09-19 20:26

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  Rated R

  Don't you dare put that evil on me.

  2020-09-18 22:03

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  Rated R

  The Dango song evokes a visceral reaction every time I hear it.

  2020-09-18 17:36

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  Vamonos

  Older Mexicans are WAY more racist than any white redneck; y'all just don't know because they're saying it in Spanish.

  2020-09-17 21:05

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  yikes...

  Ironically, Land O' Lakes makes whipping cream & they still have the Native American on the packaging for that.

  2020-09-16 22:38

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  That's a sour-saurus

  Nah. You wanna use a lime. I, personally, would prefer mixing with a watermelon to increase the size.

  2020-09-16 05:38

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  I'm not surprised

  I usually describe liking furry stuff like Star Wars: Remember the Twi'Leks & how everyone thought they were hot because they were close to human but different? Same concept, just a little bit further. There's just some that take it too far.

  2020-09-15 21:51

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  I'm not surprised

  Trust me: most of us furries fucking hate MAPS. Like, no, stop fucking trying to normalize it. Go to a therapist; being a pedo isn't okay.

  2020-09-15 20:47

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