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UsernamePlease | 2023-11-24 17:09

Cane up with it. Someone else might’ve thought of it, but great minds think alike.

Fuckyouandyourtags

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UsernamePlease | 2023-09-12 03:58

It’s always the lonely ones

Kindergarten Ghostface

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UsernamePlease | 2023-07-27 15:30

****peans

Mr Clean Imgflip Europe

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UsernamePlease | 2023-07-27 14:00

Ils sont fous, 100%

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UsernamePlease | 2022-09-08 17:00

RIP The Queen

England Queen Elizabeth II Queen Elizabeth Queen Queen Uk Queenelizabeth Monarchy England Britishhumor Ca...

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Últimos comentarios

Damn fishy
E ager to do it again, probably

2024-07-10 11:50
+4
Society is sick
Happened in 2016, google it :

2024-07-08 09:06
+25
Why can I hear this picture?

2024-07-08 09:02
+2
Praise the sun \[T]/
Horny /

2024-07-07 11:13
+6
wow look at that
Tay Day

2024-06-24 06:49
+10
Thou shalt not.............
Why would you display religious material in public schools? Religion is something everyone should be entitled to learn about if they want to, shoving it down little kid’s throats like you’re the pope is no better than the lgbt movement

2024-06-21 08:41
-1
White man's science
Fake and fr*nch-pilled table. Polonium, at least, belongs rightfully to the great nation of Poland. Sure, Marie Sklodowska “Curie” discovered it while in France, but she herself was Polish!

2024-06-14 11:02
+6
Who else belongs here?
Word you’re looking for is “woman”. Did your parents never teach you to respect them?? Her name is Skyler White, wife of Walter White in Breaking Bad.

2024-06-05 02:14
-1
Gay city
She was sold as a sex slave in the CCP, doubt those are implants. Either way, why are you looking there?

2024-06-05 02:10
+5
THIS....
Football club

2024-05-30 10:16
+6
Weimar Republic
Reddit logic, I’m trying hard to kind of understand their standpoint but to no avail

2024-05-23 17:36
+1
Weimar Republic

2024-05-23 11:07
+1
Weimar Republic
Extra 2: : 5.) even if you notice the picture (which you might not if you don't closely watch the group) and delete it... you still go to jail, because from the chat it can be proven that you HAD posession of CP That wording of that law was just really stupid. People were able to destroy lives, and there was nothing you can do about that.

2024-05-23 11:07
+1
Weimar Republic
Extra: 1.) You have a large Chat group (whatsapp or whatever). Say: A group for FC Bayern München. 2.) some person that doesn't like FC Bayern posts CP in the group chat 3.) everyone in that chat is now in the possession of CP 4.)a) If you go to the police with that... you have posession of CP and go to jail. 4.)b) If you don't go to the police with that and someone gives the police a hint, they have to investigate everyone in the group and you go to jail. 1/2

2024-05-23 11:06
+1
Weimar Republic
Context from Reddit; Stupid politicians raise the minimum sentence for CP to 1 year, making it a "Verbrechen" Any type of "Verbrechen" can't be dropped by the prosecution office. Teacher confiscated nudes of pupils. Technically the teacher is in possession of CP Prosecuter and judge have to sentence the teacher for possession of CP, despite no wrong doing. Politicians: "Oh, upsi." Change the law again Media: "Oh look, the politicians are lowering the sentences for CP. Fucking pedos".

2024-05-23 11:05
+17
They're gonna fight right??
{/summon upvotes @s}

2024-05-19 18:14
-5
Jill was right
Which one?

2024-05-19 18:13
+2
How men shower
Uncomfortable truth: saliva is not much cleaner than pee

2024-05-14 12:44
-2
Oh dear
Fake veggie, she knew he’s sitting at the table with his laptop

2024-05-08 17:00
+3
Aw yis
Nice! Try not to go to the overcrowded areas, though, as they give you a false image of what the city is like. If you’re still planning your trip, I warmly recommend Eastern Europe, it’s really overlooked! I’ve had awesome times in Poland, though it can be a little tough if you don’t have a friend or tour guide that speaks the local language, since Polish is extremely hard to understand.

2024-05-08 16:23
+1
I'm pro-vaccine, but not as an excuse for bigger gvt
Weird, since the people that would off themselves tend to be the more colourful government licking fellows, so they already have their vaxx stats maxed out

2024-05-06 19:25
+8
Dry mouth
…Us

2024-05-06 05:21
+12
Sentenced to death for saying women should have a choice ...
Title; saying women should have a choice about headwear

2024-04-25 16:53
+9
Bullytics
Get on with the times, bud, it’s 2023. Now it’s ugly women too

2024-04-18 14:14
+3
Title
Probably to not show his ‘ghetto’-ey hairstyle

2024-04-15 01:32
+3
hahahaha
F’ed up beyond advanced recognition

2024-04-04 08:28
+4
Title
That’s an ASh-12, and it is NOT easy to shoot. As far as I know, it has only seen action in CQB in Russia, used by Spetsnaz. It blows hard, it’s 12.7x55 and will annihilate the general direction of your target.

2024-03-28 16:24
0
Florida bans social media news
What was on Liveleak? I’ve heard that it was just some gore, but when I wanted to actually check it out, I found it was shut down. Was it kind of a Gore hub? Like the modern GoreGretch or similar?

2024-03-26 08:47
0
Haiti situation explained
It’s far from a utopia, but they were oppressed with unpayable debts to the french after they successfully held a revolution that they only managed to pay back in the 1950s and had a massive trade ban with most of the adjacent countries, as that meant war against the french

2024-03-15 13:22
+2
How
Poland wothout the Polish

2024-03-15 13:14
-1
Based
Done, shit took forever

2024-03-11 03:20
+4
Based
Part2) They eat little, are sleep deprived and constantly starving, what will happen once all this sh*t goes flying?

2024-03-11 03:20
+3
Based
Part 1) In Egypt, near the nile, the sun shines brightly, we’re building a pyramid since four centuries . We’re building pyramids from our dreams of the peak. From the beauty and morality, and with good thought. You are building I am building the whole world is jealous. And the Pharaoh in his mask, will deposit his bones in it(pyramid). When I get tired, I think sometimes, I don’t think I can di this anymore, And when I can’t I keep pushing forwards, and then I prevail.

2024-03-11 03:18
+3
Let's play
This is delicious!

2024-02-19 17:34
+37
Hmm
For shore!

2024-02-15 17:53
0
TV Show x Last videogame
Saving Private Ryan from Tarkov

2024-02-13 08:19
+11
Fire in the hole!!
NeggER

2024-01-29 01:43
+1
Women the night before their 16th birthday
Leftist pedo detected on American soil?

2024-01-22 16:46
+5
New oversimplified video just dropped
I get it but the meme is wrong, it implies that “The Second Punic War: Part 1” won’t happen/will flop

2024-01-20 06:30
+2
Homemade orc level mischief
Old and fake

2024-01-13 05:27
+29
Yes, the cat is right
Both. Both are good.

2024-01-10 18:00
+7
hmmm
It’s gotta be C, right?

2024-01-05 17:14
+3
Hhhh
W hat are you guys even talking about?

2023-12-31 07:28
+8
A Floridian Christmas
Posted the same comment on an identical screenshot

2023-12-28 13:53
+2
A Floridian Christmas
The story is actully pretty bad. 3 siblings were arguing about who got the most presents, and the yougest (14) shot his sister(22) that was holding a baby in her arms. His brother(15) then pulled out his own pistol and shot the aggressor. The 22year old mother died from her injuries at the hospital and the 14 year old was taken to the emergency room and is still alive. The 15 year old fled the scene without calling 911 for his injured siblings.

2023-12-28 13:53
+23
Florida teen siblings shot each other over Christmas gifts
The story is actully pretty bad. 3 siblings were arguing about who got the most presents, and the yougest (14) shot his sister(22) that was holding a baby in her arms. His brother(15) then pulled out his own pistol and shot the aggressor. The 22year old mother died from her injuries at the hospital and the 14 year old was taken to the emergency room and is still alive. The 15 year old fled the scene without calling 911 for his injured siblings.

2023-12-28 10:30
+17
wiping boogers on gorilla glue
And the audacity…

2023-12-19 17:15
+12
Why would you do that?
I am actually curious what the updated number is. I’ve seen the 13/50, but it’s from an analysis done in 2019. Do you know where I could find the updated statistics if you’re so sure it isn’t just 14.2%/~50%?

2023-12-10 16:12
-1
Why would you do that?
And took part in local shootings and the spread of STDs

2023-12-08 16:28
+2
About the Ahsoka series ending
Ashoka storytelling was on par with obi wan

2023-10-06 10:37
+4
THIS...
Interesting that Americans say it’s fine that there are carcinogens and harmful compounds in virtually everything they eat and then go on to not be able to tell the Dutch flag apart from the French flag. Quite fitting of the stereotypes, isn’t it?

2023-09-16 16:26
-1
Pov: You just moved in
*Laughs in full auto 300 RUM*

2023-09-16 16:19
0
dongs in a civilization
G orgeous view, don’t y’all think?

2023-09-10 09:16
+4
Hotpockets
« struggle »

2023-09-04 11:48
+8
The only vegetable Americans eat
Poh-tey-toe

2023-08-30 16:41
-1
yeah

2023-08-25 17:15
+1
Gib bread!
Comment to save it for later

2023-08-17 17:03
+1
I didn't mean it
I believe it’s the one where he’s a gay gangster somewhere in britain. Scotland i think

2023-08-15 14:00
+4
Baldur's gate 3 CGI
No, it’s obviously from a Japanese animated pornography episode from the early ‘80s.

2023-08-14 23:55
+3
Gigachad
Wait I also thought it was handsome squidward. What is it?

2023-08-10 21:43
+33
I always thought it as mortal kombat
Mega Knight

2023-08-04 18:54
+2
Medias be like
Genuinely wondering where y’all find these statistics. All the statistics i’ve found so far were more lenient towards white on white or white on black. Please tell me where to find statistics that suit my opinion

2023-08-03 13:57
+1
elpepe
20:20

2023-08-01 22:20
+3
August 1st, I'm sorry
Beautiful

2023-08-01 22:18
+1
****peans
Here in Belgium we have Mr Proper. Not sure why they re branded here.

2023-07-27 19:40
0
See people in comments for confirmation.
Well… That’s Monaco…. You can’t be more wrong, it’s just a plethora of rich snobs

2023-07-25 08:35
+11
haha

2023-07-22 04:53
+2
Happens
Still can’t believe some Americans don’t know Amu Darya, Syr Darya, Naryn Darya, Kara Darya, Zeravshan River, Angren River, Chirchiq, Surkhandarya, Kashabdarya River, Kafirnigan, Chatkal, Aksarsoy, Sokh River, Karatag, Aravansay, Pskem, Kurshab, Ak-Buura, Kurshab, Beldorsoy, Sherobod, Urakain, Isfararinka River and G’ovasoy by heart. Unbelievable.

2023-07-19 04:14
+30
I think I accidentally joined a cult... chat?
Wow

2023-07-09 12:36
0
le song
Anyone know what the song is called? Sounds nice to game with

2023-07-07 03:12
+4
Dragon in hungary
In Polish, it’s Smok, which, when you say it, sounds very similar to Smaug, like in the Hobbit

2023-07-06 17:18
+11
It's cold in here
My thoughts might not be well arranged, but I meant to say that perhaps greentext writer’s life isn't just work -> watch show -> sleep -> repeat.

2023-06-28 15:56
+2
It's cold in here
I think he is implying that you won’t get far in life if your life is just a never ending cycle. Although. I disagree since perhaps this show the greentext writer talks about might only air once or twice a week and might also be very short, so I don’t think it’s reasonable to jump to conclusions and say he is stuck where he is. Everyone has an opportunity to grow.

2023-06-28 15:54
+3
He is the danger
The more the merrier

2023-06-28 15:36
+1
Governments arnt good
Head of Wagner group, Yevgeny Prigozhin, was not getting the resources promised when fighting in ukraine, so naturally he got pissed off and decided to do a 180 degree turn and make his way to moscow, where he said he just wanted to talk with the russian military leadership. The russian army isn’t there to stop him since they are at the frontlines in Ukraine and russian police force won’t stop an army of mercenaries of over 25 000 people. Just sit back and wait to see what happens

2023-06-24 09:36
+8
Crying Jordan
They’re still bad

2023-06-14 01:05
+5
That’s hard to top
No

2023-06-12 01:11
+51
@Raikami "B-but white conservative men are the pedos!!! :("
This is false, fact checked it so you don’t have to

2023-06-11 06:38
0
Mobile game ads now
No u

2023-06-08 13:06
+5
Biden stepped on a cat?
I guess most votes were from people that didn’t want Trump in power.

2023-06-05 14:26
+7
Sony with the animated Spider-man movies vs with the live...
It was aweso me, don’t know what these people are on about

2023-06-03 02:21
+2
It's somehow white ppl's fault
You can’t stop stupid

2023-06-01 03:36
+43
kindda sad
Or you managed to better yourself and stop your addiction

2023-05-31 01:58
+14
ham
Weird that the ham brand is called Parrot… With natural juices….

2023-05-20 03:30
+2
You know the rules…
Never gonna run aroundddd, And Hurrrrt you.

2023-05-13 14:12
+15
Relationsheep
14% at 14

2023-05-06 06:20
+6
J
-hundred pounds

2023-04-27 15:56
+14
lolz
Home made yeast infection

2023-04-27 15:48
+6
it does not feel the same
No, the brick is heavier

2023-04-26 15:49
+1
My granny told me Heidi wuz black and shiet
Type Heidi Actress Black Why on google, within first few links. How i found it, at least

2023-04-24 15:53
0
Woman privilege
Forgot to mention this is from 2019, if that matters

2023-04-23 10:23
-7
My granny told me Heidi wuz black and shiet
How dare you have a 9Gag account, Mr Gimli? Exact same post on 9gag

2023-04-23 10:20
+6
New Hitmen 4 game
Makes me snigger

2023-04-22 11:48
+16
You canst unfuck thy mother
Thine mother*

2023-04-16 05:21
+10
real
I feel like any holocaust denier has never been to a concentration camp. It’s horrifying. Not supporting the jews, supporting Poland, which they killed almost a third of the population of during WWII.

2023-04-14 07:29
+36
Gotta love love
Aren’t all women modern at some point?

2023-04-14 07:20
+17
It’s in the Bible
Ah yes, the good ol’ days thousands of years ago when people had plastic

2023-04-13 05:07
+2
Hazing
That will be 15$, sir

2023-04-11 13:12
+8
Might start making little whenever-I-want journals in the...
I love how the only person that replied seriously to a fast food tweet is an obese person

2023-04-11 04:13
+23
B*** ain’t shyd
Women

2023-04-11 04:12
+56

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