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  dongs in a panda

  Maybe their predators are color blind?

  13h

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  yeah

  Yeah, he wasn't (insert your least favorite president)

  2026-08-24 02:12

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  This Is America

  & ur implied conclusion is we should be unquestionly grateful? If u rly respected something, u'd care enough to be critical of it, so it can be even better. I was thinking abt how, in a historical context, capitalism is a very liberal concept

  2026-08-19 13:28

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  This Is America

  Oh yeah, it's really upsettingly interesting! Shareholders rights above all. God forbid Ford pay employees a competitive wage so they could afford a car, boosting sales & kicking off the middle class instead of only benefiting the shareholders.

  2026-08-16 22:45

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  This Is America

  Milton Friedman, who can go fuck himself, popularized the idea tht the sole good a corporation can do is benefit the shareholder. & Dodge V Ford set the groundwork. Executing ppl changes nothing if u ignore the structure. Don't scapegoat individuals.

  2026-08-16 12:27

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  This Is America

  Have u considered tht Luigi is innocent & sometimes United Healthcare CEOs just do tht sometimes? Also it accomplished nothing b/c shareholders sued after a few month. CEOs r expendable agents.

  2026-08-16 12:24

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  Could be worse, he could have been owned by Richard Gere

  That mouse will stink forever now

  2026-08-16 12:19

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  This Is America

  Corporate slaughter of American civilians, so long as it's for the benefit of the shareholders. This is the America Milton Friedman wanted. This is trickledown economics & true American patriots are proud. 7

  2026-08-16 12:07

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  Dongs on a pls hlp

  Splish splash AI is trash.

  2026-08-10 12:01

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  Communism is good

  Cuba figured it out when the USSR collapsed & they.still had trade barriers. Cuba was the only country to meet the Kyoto CO2 targets b/c of the collapse.

  2026-08-08 11:13

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  Michael Jackson's dad: watch ur tone! Michael Jackson: *turns white*

  2026-08-06 09:23

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  Like a cop turning their body cam off before talking to marginalized folks (their skin tone was sus).

  2026-08-06 09:21

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  Oh tht's not too bad. (Because it gets much worse) If ur calc is set to degrees instead of radians & u press the sin button, u go straight to hell. Btw, calc is short for calculator, I'm just using slang.

  2026-08-06 09:19

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  Lord of the Pipes

  What's this AI slop on about? What's the pipeline? R the bots smoking crack out of a pipeline again?

  2026-08-06 09:12

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  Lol

  Damn, not even tree fiddy?

  2026-08-06 09:09

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  Lol

  The 21st night of September?

  2026-08-04 20:06

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  Republicanism isn't cult worship, hence Maga doesn't qual...

  Oh you're left? Name everyone who ever left you.

  2026-07-29 17:48

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  RUBBING SALT IN THE WOUND.

  The president of America is everyone's president. We recruit kids into the military to die while killing kid in other countries for the privilege of being world police. A true patriot already knows this

  2026-07-27 00:10

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  frosty

  Oh yeah let me express my gratitude tht I'm not exposed to more violence.

  2026-07-26 19:02

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  Skynet Has Arrived

  The world has always been ending. There r risks & resilience planning. It'll be different. I hope we make decisions tht make the worst off better off, foster flourishing, & mitigate mass death.

  2026-07-26 19:00

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  Hmm

  Australia has confusing timezones. I think they had 6 or 7, despite only being in 3 longitudinal timezones

  2026-07-26 13:20

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  Just following orders

  Close enough, welcome back killdozer

  2026-07-25 02:17

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  Outstanding

  High stakes situation

  2026-07-24 11:02

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  What Memecraft is for

  I was annoyed that this meme was ai, but I do like chaos

  2026-07-24 11:01

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  Oh how my heart hurts

  If u cherrypick & revise history maybe. Prior to Section 504 & the ADA, disabled kids were forced into basements & beaten. if they weren't forced into institutions. So u're saying all disabled kids don't deserve access to edu & should die?

  2026-07-23 12:33

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  Oh how my heart hurts

  That's alt-right propaganda. Free school lunch came about as a response to The Black Panthers, who started it. Then public edu was defunded & regulations twisted to the point of disfunction. Then ur argument is a justification to privatize everything.

  2026-07-23 03:40

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  But massive data centers are "ok"?

  Good thing global warming is a hoax so air conditioners are a moot point.

  2026-07-22 17:39

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  Architecture explained without making your brain hurt

  A masterpiece of the dong people

  2026-07-22 08:11

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  Bro discovered 214 accounts opened in his name

  All the more reason why women should be allowed to open credit cards in their own name

  2026-07-19 21:32

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  Bro discovered 214 accounts opened in his name

  18 black. LET IT RIDE. Double down. LET IT RIDE.

  2026-07-19 21:31

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  Wait... That's an option?

  B/c sleepy Donald deported all the hardworking Mexicans.

  2026-07-19 03:12

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  Wait... That's an option?

  Landlords would complain, also tenants, not tht their opinion matters.

  2026-07-19 03:09

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  Wait... That's an option?

  Wht r u East Taiwan in the East Taiwan sea?

  2026-07-19 03:08

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  Wait... That's an option?

  Technically, if all u want is more zipcodes, u could just subdivide the ones tht already exist. I think the postal service does this already in denser areas.

  2026-07-19 03:07

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  Wait... That's an option?

  Why would u? There r probs more viable cheaper alternatives. Also, pretty descent GIS work, filling rivers like that. Idk why u'd bother, besides mayble marking habitat.

  2026-07-19 03:04

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  Taco bell

  I heard something about Taylor farms. Kinda interesting how their employees didn't seem to have viable access to a bathroom or medical leave.

  2026-07-19 02:56

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  Story arches indeed

  Good thing white men aren't special snow flakes and can take criticism seriously with an open mind and strive for not only personal growth, but community growth too.

  2026-07-19 02:53

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  YouTube Premium sued because sponsorships apparently coun...

  I've been complaining about them throwing in ads for other features & apps like YouTube TV & Paramount+. I don't mind the ads YouTubers put in their videos. They get a bunch of $ & I can skip it just fine.

  2026-07-16 10:00

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  grid worship

  I'd like to see the stars tho.

  2026-07-16 05:56

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  Who would you save?

  If they rly loved you, they'd want u to have the $90mil. U can afford therapy ez.

  2026-07-16 05:53

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  worth it

  Sometimes kids have to die I'm told. I guess you could call it systematic, involuntary late term abortions from the tech industry.

  2026-07-16 05:51

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  I'll take 'cool pets that will eat me' for $200, Alex.

  You mean late term abortion

  2026-07-16 05:50

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  resume hack

  Damn, so that means Hitler & Trump have been Time's person of the year 3 times.

  2026-07-16 05:47

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  here again

  Yeah man. That shit is fucking relentless.

  2026-07-16 05:46

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  Lol

  "Religion & b/c god" isn't particularly persuasive. I prefer a bit more nuance & critical thought. Moralilty can exist on the merits, beyond simply tht it's God's will.

  2026-07-13 19:15

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  Lol

  When are you referring to? While I appreciate many aspects of Christiany, cultural Christian Nationalism, and the way it's used to excuse violence is troubling to me. "Thoughts & prayers" subjugates ppl into inaction.

  2026-07-13 19:10

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  Lol

  I've visited many places. I don't envy the suffering they experience and I mourn our country's leading active part in it.

  2026-07-12 12:55

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  based Virginia man

  It's true, I held a gun to their head & made them type this.

  2026-07-08 02:15

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  based Virginia man

  Most newer cars have GPS in them anyway. It's not like the cops r gonna do shit abt it. They won't even take reports abt where women r abducted in my town & I just have to live w/ tht knowledge.

  2026-07-08 02:12

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  based Virginia man

  What so I can have a shitty 480p film of a good samaritan finally taking out a shitbox on it's last legs? "The thief wore a grey hoodie" yeah, no shit, it's a black & white camera, everything is kinda grey.

  2026-07-08 02:08

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  based Virginia man

  It's okay, the flock cameras watching kids gymnastic & dance studios r fine. Law enforcement regularly checks on them an unusal amount for unreasonable amounts of time.

  2026-07-08 01:58

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  based Virginia man

  u'd make a terrible criminal. Cars basically aren't even worth stealing. U'd make way more systematically murdering ppl, it's legal so long as it benefits the shareholders. Look at Boeing & United Healthcare. When they kill, it isn't even a crime

  2026-07-08 01:54

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  Lol

  I'm not even sure it was worth what little it accomplished.

  2026-07-08 01:44

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  Uber Eats for men

  Yes lmao I remember hearing there's a lot of vegan food in Portland due to legal quirks around strip clubs

  2026-07-08 01:36

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  Whale removal day

  Reminds me of the time Oregon removed a beached whale with dynamite & the chunks rained down on everyone drestroying a few cars.

  2026-07-06 14:57

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  Lol

  Imagine starting a war on drugs & losing to the drugs.

  2026-07-06 14:21

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  Lol

  War, huh. What is it good for? If you ask me, absolutely nothing.

  2026-07-06 14:20

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  Uber Eats for men

  I vaguely recall some strip clubs doing this when everything shut down for covid.

  2026-07-06 14:19

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  treason

  This is barely a meme

  2026-07-02 05:40

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  art room

  Good thing we always cut that first in the budget.

  2026-07-02 05:36

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  A little test

  Please, don't fuck the grass

  2026-06-30 21:08

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  pineapple lore

  Dragons r gay?

  2026-06-30 14:53

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  ...oops.

  I think it's called vore

  2026-06-30 14:47

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  dongs in a prism

  Wizards with Guns recently released a funny video of a dating show

  2026-06-30 14:45

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  A little test

  Please, go outside & touch some grass

  2026-06-30 14:41

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  vision trial

  Insurance in ur state might be fucked, but if $120 glasses to last u 5+ yrs or insurance is a hardship, then ur probs eligible for social services.

  2026-06-30 06:06

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  vision trial

  Insurance in ur state might be fucked, but if $120 glasses to last u 5+ yrs or insurance is a hardship, then ur probs eligible for social services.

  2026-06-30 06:06

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  Leather seat betrayal

  Bro forgot to wear a condom

  2026-06-30 06:03

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  ancient minions

  Alright, who fed the gremlins after midnight?

  2026-06-30 06:02

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  If you you know you know.

  How does that work?

  2026-06-29 21:50

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  running is my passion

  Like a dog

  2026-06-29 16:10

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  It coming back

  Not if you entirely ignore history

  2026-06-29 15:55

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  Celebrity meme tropes

  Why is Shane Gillis with Post Malone?

  2026-06-28 03:15

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  I've been comment banned for weeks. No response to emails...

  They allow u to criticize them, so that's a good sign. My uni, the alleged peak of knowledge & integrity, covers up most any criticism. They won't even do student speeches at grad anymore. Cowards

  2026-06-25 17:09

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  Meme today

  O u bet she was

  2026-06-25 17:04

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  Grading system sucks

  (6) I managed 17 crisies, mostly kid suicide attempts on campus, & consistently their chief complaints were abt mistreatment by my uni. They're valid & addressable complaints too. I'm only one honors student, it's probs much worse.

  2026-06-25 17:03

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  Grading system sucks

  (5) UniPD tells me 98％ of call r for mental health crisies. Students could b fucking off partying & profs get a chance to punish nepo babies, but the data doesn't support tht. Even if true, the Beastie Boys fought & possibly died for our right to party.

  2026-06-25 16:53

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  Grading system sucks

  (4) from the data tht does exist; 1％ of students at my uni r reported for academic dishonesty & 98％ r due to them misunderstanding how to cite a source. In contrast only 35％ of students report positive mental health in the US.

  2026-06-25 16:48

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  Grading system sucks

  (3) there's no reason to stop profs from relying on the assumptions tht "guilty until proven innocent", "deviance is evil", & "the body is able". Functionally they consistently leave behind disabled students & ppl who just needed a lil compassion.

  2026-06-25 16:45

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  Grading system sucks

  (2) academic dishonesty is too vague & inconsistently defined. It's hard to prove & consequences r harsh. Most incidents r handled privately w/ no defined procedure or data on who, why, or how it was resolved.

  2026-06-25 16:42

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  Grading system sucks

  I've enjoyed a thought expirement I came up with; how does a prof tell the dif btwn one asking for help & one trying to take advantage? They can't & it's the wrong question, but it has neat implications tht highlight blindspots.

  2026-06-25 16:35

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  Meme today

  I'm O+, & how I remember this fact is it's the sound ur mom made w/ me last night

  2026-06-25 16:19

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  Lore incoming

  Damn, this story sounds like some kinda long & arduous journey.

  2026-06-25 03:56

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  Genders 2004 vs. Genders 2024

  Too many if u ask me. Literally say less.

  2026-06-23 23:42

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  Finally something wholesome

  This is really funny considering the scam bot comment just said they love you.

  2026-06-22 00:36

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  Throwing

  Anyone with a Latina mother Those chonclas go fast, go far, & hit hard I just imagined the Mexican Navy, but instead of missiles, it's just angry Latinas with flip flops like BloonsTD.

  2026-06-22 00:30

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  2026, the shenanigans continue

  Epstein got his act together IG

  2026-06-22 00:26

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  The irony is that if those ICE agents really were undertr...

  But I made them this beautiful card to congratulate them on a job well done. And out of respect I had to pull it out of my pocket quickly.

  2026-06-22 00:25

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  Just in time for Independence Day

  If you pee in the reflection pool does the pee come back b/c it reflects?

  2026-06-21 23:15

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  Good medicine.

  I've been meaning to hold onto a red & a blue one

  2026-06-21 12:57

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  The job that does require exactly one dog

  Nope, it's not me, but that is one good doggo

  2026-06-21 12:56

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  When u are just that upset at someone:

  Stay in drugs kids, avoid school.

  2026-06-21 12:50

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  Peak

  Preorder now so they can pay off their loans before the economic recession collapses everything

  2026-06-21 12:49

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  Depends

  Maybe he is a cop

  2026-06-21 12:47

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  Good medicine.

  I'm pretty sure it more depends on the manufacturer. I've seen a rainbow of pill colors for capsules

  2026-06-21 12:46

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  Special place in hell for these people.

  My neighbor left their short hair golden retriever outside, but also the dog looked half starved & like they were beaten

  2026-06-21 12:44

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  Special place in hell for these people.

  Woah you replied to yourself?! Congratulations, you replied to yourself

  2026-06-21 12:42

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  Bamboo our greatest ally

  I can't wait to fuck with insufferable HOA's with my "technically grass" yard

  2026-06-19 15:20

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  Bamboo our greatest ally

  I'm sure ChatGPT or Grok would know

  2026-06-18 12:51

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  Bamboo our greatest ally

  Bamboo does grow like a weed. I don't think it'd be very effective & would be ecologically distructive. Data centers probs won't have a lot of area for plants. I there r more viable alternatives to property distruction. U may give a gardener extra hrs tho

  2026-06-18 12:50

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