Últimos comentarios

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  here is my title

  The apple still has the stem in

  2012-11-29 00:38

  +14
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  True story.

  Raver memes on fb! I saw this status! A fellow raver

  2012-11-07 23:36

  +2
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  Aww Yea Science

  A.) I didn't delete it and B.) I'm not black, I just row a lot and am out on the water getting tan as fuck in the California sun. Carry on

  2012-11-02 16:38

  +48
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  diabetic wife

  I call my diabetic girlfriend sugar tits all the time

  2012-10-30 17:45

  +3
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  Metalheads

  \m/ \m/

  2012-10-29 17:14

  +9
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  look its nikki manaj

  Is that you Nicki Minaj?

  2012-10-24 23:26

  +3
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  I have a dream, that one day, everyone will be grammatica...

  Goddammit, I'm not black! I'm Asian and white

  2012-10-23 10:31

  -4
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  Uppity bitch

  Afterwards, I also corrected her misspelling of the word "metaphor"

  2012-10-08 00:43

  +23
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  Wait, what???

  you can't even dislike on facebook, stupid ass

  2012-10-06 16:34

  +25
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  My sleeping best friend? And a wall.

  My Dick and a pillow

  2012-09-28 11:05

  -2
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  Lets go turtle riding!

  Fucks given: 0

  2012-09-27 14:14

  +7
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  sign

  its from the boondock saints movie

  2012-09-25 17:16

  0
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  false!!

  I could make you all feel like retards, but I don't feel like typing that much because I just woke up

  2012-08-28 13:58

  +3
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  And I plan on marrying her

  you better marry her

  2012-08-18 17:42

  +26
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  mmmm

  Its an in'n'out 16 x 16. They have a menu that's not posted on the ordering board

  2012-08-14 01:39

  +36
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  showers

  mother of faces

  2012-08-13 21:43

  +8
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  RAWR

  Oh shit, that guy is about to get mauled by a lion! Gotta take a pic

  2012-08-02 17:53

  +10
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  lady-FUCKING SPIDER.

  Sketch-ass arachnafondler thats going in my insult vocabulary

  2012-07-28 15:45

  +11
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  man parrot

  Just the word "man parrot" made me laugh

  2012-07-25 01:06

  +2
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  Not Available in America

  I almost went to highschool with her. Her life was spared by God's good grace, otherwise I would have ended her existence

  2012-07-25 01:01

  +2
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  Umm..

  * Clinton's

  2012-07-19 16:58

  -2
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  try it.

  doesn't matter had sex... With some one who looks exactly like Emma Watson

  2012-07-16 01:06

  +99
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  I was an iguana...

  Dammit, I was Eva hart. The bitch that was on the titanic

  2012-07-09 19:51

  +7
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  ;)

  I see you're a gangster. I'm pretty gangster myself

  2012-07-07 11:15

  +1
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  well fuck you

  I see your monkey is a gangster. I'm quite gangster myself

  2012-07-03 13:40

  +19
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  Asians

  No no no, this is all wrong, he's Asian, no calculator needed.

  2012-07-01 17:55

  +19
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  Don't look up here, bitch.

  Too bad Jeremy Renner is actually gay I was sad as fuck when I found out

  2012-06-30 16:36

  0
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  ........never thought of it that way

  False, my penis is the longest thing anyone will ever do

  2012-06-16 15:41

  -4
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  Can't Explain SpongeBob

  Its called drugs, my friend. The creators were obviously on them

  2012-06-14 11:13

  -6
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  ooh

  I'M A LEAD FARMER MUTHUFUCKA!

  2012-06-14 01:28

  +8
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  McDonald's

  Kill it! Kill it before it lays eggs!

  2012-06-13 18:47

  -3
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  brazzers

  I went to school with her

  2012-06-13 14:52

  -20
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  toiletpaper

  fapkins

  2012-06-12 16:59

  +2
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  OREOS

  your meme just reminded me I have oreos! i fucking love you!

  2012-06-12 16:57

  +1
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  Booty bag

  Dat ass... bag

  2012-06-11 14:20

  +7
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  song

  Born of Osiris: break legs... With my penis

  2012-06-09 21:15

  +38
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  Bus driver

  8===D

  2012-06-08 01:14

  +9
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  ..

  I prefer, dos pussies

  2012-06-07 21:28

  +6
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  dawwwww

  Your pain, it amuses tiny turtle

  2012-06-07 12:37

  +3
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  Fuck

  

  2012-06-06 18:29

  +11
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  I owned that hoe

  I forgot to block my name, so you better not add me on facebook

  2012-06-06 11:14

  +48
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  admit it

  Funny shit is I actually do it perfect. ima post a pic. Hopefully the mods don't troll

  2012-05-18 00:34

  -2
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  titles aren't necessary.

  thats a corgi Dumbass

  2012-05-15 17:04

  +7
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  mother of god

  It would technically be a line segment...

  2012-05-11 14:32

  +1
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  pedobear

  Shut up and take my money!

  2012-05-03 14:33

  -1
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  me dusa

  ... forever a stone...

  2012-05-01 01:42

  +3
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  xbox

  What's the difference? I call my friends faggots all the time

  2012-04-30 16:22

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  boobs

  (.Y.)

  2012-04-29 23:11

  +2
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  boobs

  Ma'am, can you please tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes

  2012-04-29 23:10

  0
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  expert

  how the fuck is he writing if his other hand is on his face?

  2012-04-29 16:37

  -5
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  Most frustrating things

  They forgot tangled head phones

  2012-04-25 22:26

  +16
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  CHARLIE

  Charlie sheen has discovered a way to make cocaine cigarettes I see

  2012-04-25 17:15

  +10
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  first time

  kill it with fire!

  2012-04-25 13:25

  +11
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  Class

  Unless you have a high expectation Asian father

  2012-04-25 13:18

  +3
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  what if

  Someone has been playing too much call of duty

  2012-04-25 13:16

  +19
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  guitar hero fags

  Technically, I'm an expert

  2012-04-25 13:15

  +6
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  kitty cat

  

  2012-04-25 13:14

  0
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  walk

  

  2012-04-25 02:11

  +2
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  Fap

  

  2012-04-25 02:05

  +2
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  Yes

  someone let snookies sister out of her cage

  2012-04-25 02:03

  0
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  Confirmation

  Person who owns the email confirms

  2012-04-25 02:01

  -1
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  lol

  I'm sorry, I ate your chocolate covered squirrel

  2012-04-25 01:52

  +1
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  captain obvious

  And stupid people are stupid

  2012-04-25 01:46

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  me

  Penis. That is all

  2012-04-25 01:40

  +5
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  good friend

  impossible

  2012-04-24 22:09

  +3
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  first blood

  +300 points

  2012-04-24 22:09

  +6
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  Cat

  Cats are your parents fap prevention system

  2012-04-24 17:38

  +3
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  poop

  Someone stealth bombed your intestines

  2012-04-24 17:37

  +1
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  Philosiphraptor

  Because you can't catch a fly with a fork

  2012-04-24 17:22

  +1
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  Sleepy cat

  I had a wet dream

  2012-04-24 17:20

  +4
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  lmao

  that wasn't Chuck Norris... There would have been bodies

  2012-04-24 17:19

  +2
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  Test

  

  2012-04-24 17:13

  -1
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  lmao

  

  2012-04-24 17:10

  +4
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  crispy dragon Chinese food

  tastes like chicken

  2012-04-24 17:08

  +3
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  breaKin neWs!!!

  8=====D To the faaaace

  2012-04-24 17:05

  +32
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  Alarm Clock

  I tiny little troll lives in your clock

  2012-04-24 17:03

  +3
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  I knew it

  Aragorn needs to cut off snookies head too

  2012-04-24 17:00

  +3
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  Texting in class

  HA, if your Dick was as big as mine, you would

  2012-04-24 16:53

  -6
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  common sense

  If someone said that to me, I would pull down my pants, fap, and leave

  2012-04-24 16:53

  -1
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  lol

  Cheeseburger > tits

  2012-04-24 16:42

  +7