Últimos comentarios

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  But papa let This pass.

  Precious.

  2016-02-26 17:43

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  Well, ok then.

  Mother of god I need it.

  2015-07-24 14:21

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  Trash

  There is no way this is the same person.

  2015-07-24 14:16

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  Send help

  The times of cheap pens and notebooks are upon us! Rejoice, children who have completed school!

  2015-07-18 17:25

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  The cat is mine ^^

  Wow, someone needs to take that stick out of their ass. Some people have OCD and I understand that. But when you have to brag about having it on Memedroid to make a point...that's pretty stupid.

  2015-07-18 17:18

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  No more meth for you, turtles.

  Wait...I'm confused.

  2015-07-15 13:19

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  Carol is more badass than expected

  She becomes Lennox from Evolve. Perfect.

  2015-07-15 13:16

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  Eh

  I love this quote!

  2015-07-15 13:13

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  Cool kids

  One swing to rule them all?

  2015-07-15 13:12

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  Pluto

  A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

  2015-07-15 13:11

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  No more meth for you, turtles.

  I will have a fit. Seriously.

  2015-07-15 13:09

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  that sensation though

  I do that when I take off my uniform socks which go all the way up to my knees. Best. Feeling. Ever.

  2015-07-15 13:08

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  may contain what sorcery is this

  *warning* meme may contain reposts and watermarks from other websites and apps.

  2015-07-15 13:07

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  presses presses

  Your profile pic!

  2015-07-15 13:06

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  No more meth for you, turtles.

  There was no redeeming factors to the Michael Bay remake. If he could stop shitting all over my childhood, that would be great.

  2015-07-15 13:05

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  How to draw

  Them feels.

  2015-07-08 22:49

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  7 Kind of drunk people

  I'm a combination between "veteran" and "linguist". You should hear me speak Spanish when I'm drunk!

  2015-07-06 10:55

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  2 in the pibk, 1 in the stink

  Thankfully, my boyfriend is impartial to what day it is. Especially because I get more horny when I'm on my lady time.

  2015-07-05 23:50

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  ...

  "Here, let me buy you a drink"

  2015-07-05 23:49

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  Title needs a hug ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Then there will be a bunch of white girls in hell going, "I can't even" and "I am so done". It will be hell for the rest of the people down there.

  2015-07-05 23:47

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  I'm going to Disneyland! Haha, get it?

  GUYS, I FORGOT HOW TO PING PONG

  2015-07-05 18:43

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  Yup. Me on the max.

  You too, sunshine.

  2015-07-03 18:36

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  Yup. Me on the max.

  Oops, I reupvoted you oh well.

  2015-07-03 16:42

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  Yup. Me on the max.

  That won't be me because I'm working.

  2015-07-03 16:35

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  Cornholio

  Keep striving for perfection, dude.

  2015-07-03 15:53

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  "Meth is one hell of a preworkout

  "I am the one who lifts!"

  2015-07-02 15:41

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  Spoiler alert

  Yo dawg. I heard you like spoilers...

  2015-07-01 22:47

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  bad luck woody

  This may have ruined my childhood.

  2015-07-01 11:45

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  Don't drink cactus water kids.

  And with the giant owl!

  2015-06-30 20:28

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  Don't drink cactus water kids.

  Who lit Toph on fire?

  2015-06-30 14:00

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  Don't drink cactus water kids.

  You also become really good looking to the opposite gender.

  2015-06-30 13:58

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  The clap is for the 30th comment.

  Well then I'm just making good use of the language you co-founded. Thank you for your contribution to society!

  2015-06-29 11:24

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  The clap is for the 30th comment.

  Maybe I'm speaking the language of Shia. You just never know.

  2015-06-28 00:46

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  The clap is for the 30th comment.

  *Claps in Shia*

  2015-06-27 21:36

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  The clap is for the 30th comment.

  Actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf?

  2015-06-27 21:36

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  revenge

  If God took sex away, the apocalypse would be upon us.

  2015-06-26 18:03

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  Oh god that is just not right

  Nerdy Nummies! I love that show!

  2015-06-26 18:01

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  horrifying

  When I lived in Iceland as an exchange student, my friend's vacation house in the north had something very similar to this. But it just connected to the neighbor's house and so on and so forth. This is really fucking crazy though.

  2015-06-26 17:25

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  how to get a gf in 1 week

  I don't drink Bud Light. That shit is hella gross.

  2015-06-22 22:27

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  how to get a gf in 1 week

  Shower beer: confirmed!

  2015-06-22 21:50

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  Go make some new disaster. That's what I'm counting on. Y...

  Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice!

  2015-06-22 21:32

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  Go make some new disaster. That's what I'm counting on. Y...

  Well, here we are again, it's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice?

  2015-06-22 21:31

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  Solid Logic is Solid

  Metalocalypse!

  2015-06-22 21:29

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  Solid Logic is Solid

  You shut your whore mouth.

  2015-06-22 20:41

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  ...

  Well that escalated quickly.

  2015-06-22 13:20

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  Nirvana vs gnr

  Not to mention pedophilia. But the guy was still a fucking genius and his plays are timeless!

  2015-06-22 13:16

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  Unbelievable My Teacher

  So what we're saying is that your teacher showed you his ebony chicken?

  2015-06-22 13:15

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  Archer, anyone?

  Do you want ants? Because this is how we get ants!

  2015-06-22 13:09

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  Norwegian as fuck

  My people!!!

  2015-06-22 13:06

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  Let's play have I ever in the comments?

  Never have I ever had sex up against a tree with people within 20 feet of said tree.

  2015-06-12 19:02

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  Make up is a powerful thing

  "My name's Doctor Rockso and I do COCAAAAAINE!"

  2015-05-07 15:21

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  Tgf

  This makes me feel quite uncomfortable.

  2015-05-03 20:41

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  When did simpsons got bad?

  There is nothing better than watching Spongebob at 2 in the morning while drinking. Cartoons are fantastic.

  2015-05-03 20:40

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  Independence

  Shots fired. Literally.

  2015-05-03 20:38

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  Natives in a nutshell ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  My jealousy is jealous.

  2015-05-03 20:38

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  Soon

  Could it possibly be?! Half Life 3?? I didn't think this day would ever come!

  2015-05-03 20:37

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  Monsters

  I fucking remember this book! It gave me nightmares for weeks after I read it!

  2015-04-27 20:13

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  You can have my house anytime

  I was not expecting that! You have my respect, human.

  2015-04-23 12:55

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  fairy tales

  Friendship goals

  2015-04-21 13:00

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  Anyone else ever want to drive underneath one of these

  Isn't this a scene from a Final Destination movie?

  2015-04-15 00:24

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  Hjnjuninjnjnjnjnnjnj

  I did this a few years back.

  2015-04-09 21:04

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  It's hot... like your mom

  My brother has a scar from one of those. He was day drinking and decided it would be a good idea to sit on his seatbelt until in his drunken mind realized that it was scalding him. He never did day drink after that...

  2015-03-15 16:47

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  Who comes up with this stuff

  They have a lemon beer that is to die for! Also, Dead Man's Reserve...that stuff is delicious!

  2015-03-05 19:04

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  Get it?

  Oh wait, I get it now. Sorry guys, I'm being stupid again!

  2015-03-05 19:02

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  Big boobs problems

  I know these feels. Then my back starts hurting if I sleep on my side.

  2015-03-03 19:45

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  Its been a productive day!

  Oh god. You didn't just go there.

  2015-02-28 22:33

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  future tombstones

  Because then people would actually want to visit your grave.

  2015-02-25 13:31

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  Sorry if this is a repost

  That would be perfect for cosplays!

  2015-02-22 12:39

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  Swag not lost till ded

  You may be the only one. Russians have been going and paying their respect to this dude for many years.

  2015-02-21 01:18

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  Let me introduce to you....

  From what? 2012?

  2015-02-19 21:50

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  Are you reading the AOT manga?

  Jeez! Or just say 'spoiler alert!'

  2015-02-19 09:34

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  Title now wants peanuts

  I know. I'm sorry.

  2015-02-18 23:02

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  Title now wants peanuts

  That's not very nice.

  2015-02-18 19:31

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  Are you reading the AOT manga?

  It was good until everyone and their mother started claiming it's "the best anime ever". (Mind you most people have seen like...three animes.)

  2015-02-18 12:41

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  leo no oscario

  I'm over it. Downvote me all you want, I wasn't claiming it was my original comment. Next time, I'll be sure to post, "warning! This comment is relative to the situation but is not my own creation!"

  2015-02-18 12:37

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  Bane is cool, do you not agree Batman?

  "You think braces are your allies. You merely adopted braces. But I was born in the orthadontist's chair, molded by it. I did not get my braces off until I was a man."

  2015-02-18 12:34

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  Sea unicorn

  Cause they are so awesome?

  2015-02-18 12:31

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  Weaves..

  What the actual fuck, dude?!

  2015-02-18 12:31

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  Downvote 4th comment to all hell

  Causing a commotion, cause they are so awesome!

  2015-02-18 11:54

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  follow the rules

  It's better with socks on. Especially with feet like my boyfriend's...yikes.

  2015-02-18 11:48

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  Are you reading the AOT manga?

  Or reveal who the armored and colossal titans are... (unless you've read the manga)

  2015-02-18 11:45

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  Us men have it rough

  Rules as women.

  2015-02-18 11:44

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  Us men have it rough

  I don't believe that at all. Men have just as hard a time fitting into a cultural norm as women do. I mean, look at what Hollywood gives us; perfectly tan six packs and hair that would rival that of Apollo. Men have just as many, if not, more cultural...

  2015-02-18 11:43

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  hopping a ride to funland and the funland will be on top ...

  It depends if she's the Dom or the Sub. I've heard it go both ways.

  2015-02-18 11:39

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  leo no oscario

  Thank you so much, Captain Obvious.

  2015-02-18 11:37

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  hopping a ride to funland and the funland will be on top ...

  Girlfriend is secretly into BDSM.

  2015-02-18 11:32

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  leo no oscario

  If ever you feel bad, just remember you have just as many Oscars as Leo. (Which is silly because he's a phenomenal actor.)

  2015-02-18 11:31

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  Feelsgood.jpeg

  You sounded like Yoda there.

  2015-02-17 12:00

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  If you're alone and in the area...

  Only in Portland.

  2015-02-14 18:09

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  Follow whores at it again

  You're making us girls who are here for the memes look bad!

  2015-02-12 17:01

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  This isn't me but it's definately one of my goals before ...

  Think of the sex you could have on this couch!!

  2015-02-12 16:56

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  mmmmm

  

  2015-02-08 18:58

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  Title wants the 6th comment and 12th comment to have babies

  Nope. It's stated that you must have babies with the 6th and 12th and since you are neither...

  2015-02-08 17:09

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  wtf

  Dafuq, bro?

  2015-02-08 15:40

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  First rule of fight club....

  @title FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB IS WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.

  2015-02-08 15:36

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  wtf

  The one with glasses!

  2015-02-07 18:14

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  I got you something;)

  There's no point in this selfie stick if there's no way to pull the trigger.

  2015-02-07 14:24

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  potato jxhdylccnogdj&͵ͺ*§°μ쥤°<¬;3

  Jeez! Calm down! I'm sorry! My phone like to autocorrect things.

  2015-02-07 10:41

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  wtf

  

  2015-02-07 06:53

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  wtf

  My booty? I'm flattered!

  2015-02-06 23:55

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