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  Does she dairy take the red pill?

  What about when they try to eat the "grass" in their summer illusion

  2021-01-26 07:26

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  title not found

  It reminds me of when birds stretch their wings one at a time..

  2020-12-27 08:30

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  Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeëeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

  Poor soul. You're gonna be at this all day..

  2020-12-16 19:14

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  Not a single cat used the new bed

  Yeeeeaaah I'm voting that those are puppies..

  2020-12-15 15:54

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  titre

  Whats the joke here? Sorry I've been away too long..

  2020-12-11 23:08

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  It that time of year again.

  He left the front door wide open and it looks hella cold outside..

  2020-12-11 13:12

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  Mods please have mercy I need help

  Its not a matter of what you should say. Their answer is going to be the same no matter how you word it.

  2020-12-10 22:35

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  Ain't much but it's honest work

  When they bring it in alive because they know you like your dinner warm..

  2020-12-08 20:01

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  All that mattered to her was that D

  Op looks like a kid I went to school with named Ryan

  2020-12-06 20:26

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  Sadness

  My boyfriend doesnt want me anymore.. I wish I knew that the last night I spent holding him, was the last. I think I would've held him tighter.. Now I'm up all night on here, trying not to call him.

  2020-12-05 21:05

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  What do you meme

  EVERYTHING your child is proud of ...is fridge worthy.. Don't shit on that 5 yr old the way our parents shat on us.

  2020-12-04 05:00

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  He's just like Palpatine trying to stay in office after h...

  Anyone who refuses to accept a loss, knows they should've won because they cheated fair and square. (Just Jokes)

  2020-12-04 04:51

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  I posted this in one of my group chats and no one responded

  Why are SpongeBobs clothes skeletal too?

  2020-12-04 04:44

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  Well played Cyberpunk

  I honestly feel as though gta 5 taught me how to be a better defensive driver. How to see and avoid crashes without panic.

  2020-12-03 12:10

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  Yep

  This one takes the cake..

  2020-12-01 23:05

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  what’s a condom ?

  How dare you say something so controversial, yet so brave

  2020-12-01 21:00

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  This

  Unpopular opinion, but I've got to agree.. No one hopes for a car crash, nor goes seeking one because they've learned the cars safety features..

  2020-11-30 00:26

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  I like to Move it Move it

  Thats ain't what a full lion looks like buddy. They look 9 months pregnant when full.

  2020-11-27 01:02

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  <(0o0)>

  Thats when you bounce on the dick and hold your top half perfectly still

  2020-11-26 10:16

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  Not bad

  It created Seth meyers with a Justin beiber cut?

  2020-11-24 16:16

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  Goi

  Peel that top back

  2020-11-18 15:36

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  Do British people still do the accent when nobody's around?

  Yep. They go home after a long day of being cheerily and turn it off. Then they light a cig, and sound like an exhausted little French man thats fed up.

  2020-11-16 09:34

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  Actors are not real people

  Vision always reminds me of Martian Manhunter. Its like you know they are capable of so much damage, but they are kind of a letdown because they're always in need of help/ end up being the most vulnerable..

  2020-11-16 09:24

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  Lol

  Its cut off. I feel like there's more slides and this is suppose to have a fucked up ending

  2020-11-14 21:22

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  crossed out my Milky Way I’m gonna end your pay day

  Bro wtf! I've been gone for like 12 hours and 4 candy bars are voted off??

  2020-11-13 15:11

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  Fan and blanket

  Fish need filters right? I just can't tolerate still air..

  2020-11-13 14:26

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  I like Eggnog deal with it

  I use to sit and destroy huge quantities of vanilla eggnog

  2020-11-13 05:37

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  Add lube first

  ..I always thought he was a gumdrop...

  2020-11-13 05:32

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  You're not just a clown, you're the entire circus

  Call me crazy, I actually care when someone leaves and why.. I use to get on this app when I felt like a piece of shit and their comments and personas would cheer me up..

  2020-11-12 07:45

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  Just realized they're probably not in a good place, I hop...

  I first discovered this site at 15 and am now 25. There are some people on here that I most DEFINITELY need a goodbye from before they go.

  2020-11-12 07:18

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  *NOT A MEME* if you don't want to play keep scrolling, wh...

  Let's play it safe and get rid of Almond Joy.

  2020-11-11 05:19

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  Surprise

  So scared her hairstyle changed

  2020-11-07 08:42

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  He IS mr krabs

  What is that penis like thing protruding from krabs? (Benefit of doubt)

  2020-11-06 13:32

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  Hey

  [Definitely impressed her bc those things are fucking delicious]

  2020-11-06 13:27

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  R.I.P. Lemmy

  Hunter and Vaporion!!

  2020-11-06 13:23

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  Who's the father

  LOOK AT THE NOSE MAURY, LOOK AT THE NOSE!!!

  2020-11-06 13:08

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  Insert

  *whistles* thats some fine weaponry.. The kind you stash under the big slide for tomorrow.

  2020-11-06 13:06

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  When my dad asks why is internet so fast this month

  I've been seeing this "NNN"..but at this point I'm too afraid to ask about it..

  2020-11-06 09:38

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  Pfuck that dog

  I would still be upset, my dogs breath is always a mystery surprise. A bit of trash can.. maybe some cat shit.. a little possum ass.. and sometimes her own ass.

  2020-11-03 10:34

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  Hahah

  My dog would snort like this when he had mucus build up, which wasn't often, just change of season. I assumed it was like a doggy cold.

  2020-11-02 01:27

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  Overmuch

  No joke. Frisky Pussy Slapper

  2020-10-29 08:10

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  No title

  He also wouldn't allow them to leave pride rock/ migrate towards the livestock. Pretty much condemning them to starve. While the drought wasn't his fault, his reaction and leader skills were to blame.

  2020-10-26 18:06

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  A damn Sandal

  Oh my god. Uncut Gems STRESSED ME OUT.

  2020-10-18 03:18

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  Yes

  Key factor is the games though. Thats actually mighty impressive for a cheetah to not do any fucking thing for 8 hours in one spot.

  2020-10-18 03:14

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  Trump 2020 biotches

  Okay, so this is a serious question: What are the good things about trump as leader? I've only ever heard the negative. People are voting for him for SOME reason, right?

  2020-10-04 00:25

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  I was just trying to talk to him about jesus mom

  I did so many lap dances, I unlocked an achievement. Had to look at myself differently afterwards..

  2020-10-01 17:39

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  Why does this happen

  For me its always: When you check the clock after 2 hours and its only been 5 minutes.

  2020-09-28 01:11

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  Are these the zombies you wanted?

  *are your personal least favorite candy

  2020-09-07 07:58

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  comic

  Its the 3rd panel, that we can't see, that makes it 9 panels. (In the tiny comic strip)

  2020-09-07 07:18

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  Its all good

  When you happen to be going the same way for a long time and they begin to panic..

  2020-08-26 17:25

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  No wonder aunt jemima left....

  Quaker just practicing a little natural selection. Only a twice baked potatoe would literally put it on 60 MINUTES and walk away..

  2020-06-20 12:44

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  Hmm...

  C: Well H: Someone's A: Bad M: None P: With S: Acronyms

  2020-05-15 15:07

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  Seriously, stop it

  I didn't even update. Just woke up one morning to that bullshit..

  2020-05-11 09:30

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  Hate when that happens

  Absolutely irritating trying to "decline" a call and restart the video with pruney/extremely moistened fingers..

  2020-05-10 22:34

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  Ever tim

  My boyfriend is like this, makes me feel like its not worth the sex

  2020-05-10 00:21

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  It’s science.

  Both genders pee streams are the same. Women just sit down so we don't notice that its wildn down there. Its especially crazy after sex.

  2020-05-07 12:43

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  Treat

  Dog: ..You rang?

  2020-04-29 08:25

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  Okk

  That piece would probably sell for a LOT of money because it's the embodiment of 2020..

  2020-04-12 22:09

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  Spray bottle damaged by recoil

  Guess you should've sprayed the bottle itself, huh?

  2020-04-10 10:33

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  Title

  It's... it's true..

  2020-04-10 10:13

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  Choose wisely...

  Masturbate to Netflix?

  2020-04-10 10:06

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  Please let it pss through the moderation. Its very import...

  RULE #0: Don't Fuck With Cats

  2020-04-01 18:48

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  oh no baby what are you doing

  I don't recall asking for your advise and it was about as useful as a wet napkin anyways..

  2020-03-31 23:45

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  oh no baby what are you doing

  This whole quarantine is about thinking about your neighbor. Everyone's body can't handle this. If my grandma catches Corona just trying to get some toilet paper bc you willingly caught/passed the virus. I have a "97% chance" of kicking your ass..

  2020-03-31 16:27

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  the ways to build a pyramid

  Obviously metaphors and theoreticals are beyond your comprehension..

  2020-03-27 11:23

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  the ways to build a pyramid

  What if they were trying to make a square at first, but were running out of bricks. So they just took what they had left and started going inward.. Slaves: For you, master..

  2020-03-24 21:15

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  the ways to build a pyramid

  Maybe the Egyptians just didn't put a patent on it/ have a name for it, etc.

  2020-03-24 21:11

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  Seriously i had to wait like 5 fucking days for toilet paper

  I could only buy 3 small rolls of toilet paper and Iive with 12 fucking people..

  2020-03-24 21:07

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  slug maze

  *crawls up the door frame and goes around*

  2020-03-24 21:03

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  Men without testicles

  Those things are a big fucking liability..

  2020-03-23 08:25

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  I also want memes

  I'll tell you when you're older, champ.

  2020-03-19 11:06

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  OC

  What about cheap thin paper towels? Could that be acceptable for good toilet paper?

  2020-03-16 16:56

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  We love it

  Does anyone know the origin story of coronavirus? I heard something about bat soup?? I'm not sure..

  2020-03-16 15:42

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  No more paper

  He's not wrong though.. just wash your fucking ass.

  2020-03-16 13:34

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  Dang,

  I also do this..

  2020-03-16 13:20

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  Me when I’m talking to my ex

  Phones don't even look like this anymore and yet there's always a "new" text meme

  2020-03-04 15:36

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  best virgin stories in the comments.

  I feel the age is a key factor though. Anyone can fuck but isn't old/mature enough to make a sound decision. Then 100 dicks and 3 kids later you're still looking for love.

  2020-02-07 08:38

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  best virgin stories in the comments.

  I'm from the opposite side. I waited until 24 (F) and I feel like it was the best decision. It was MUCH easier to decipher bullshit from actual interest. When I finally picked a guy it meant more and it's getting serious (marriage).

  2020-02-07 08:29

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  Single

  Nah, when I'm single, I see cheating couples everywhere. When I'm in a relationship all I see are horny singles in my area..

  2019-12-13 01:12

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  yes i am

  Why did they shape those masks like a crow anyways?

  2019-12-07 14:06

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  carrying chairs

  So accurate and you glance at the girl you like after each stack

  2019-11-19 13:52

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  Well, would you look at the time

  lol same

  2019-11-09 07:11

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  explain to me pls

  * a non-binary frying pan

  2019-11-09 07:07

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  Daily routine

  So cut out the middle man! Wake up then Go back to Sleep.

  2019-11-09 07:04

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  144 px vs 4K

  Those bean toes are extra jelly

  2019-11-09 07:00

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  my first meme is my dog....so say hi to Dudley

  Can you return to hell please?

  2019-10-07 19:21

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  So Shrek

  I can recite a couple of Disney movies front and back like Hercules, Lion King, Fox in the Hound, and Bambi..

  2019-10-03 03:00

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  random doodles, i just wanna see if this passes mod

  I like how tall they are, then they swoop low. It looks like a backwards "J"

  2019-10-02 10:50

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  random doodles, i just wanna see if this passes mod

  "When it's time to get me fed I open jaw I munch the bread"

  2019-10-02 10:49

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  Spooptober

  I thought it was nice memedroid had our own holiday

  2019-10-01 22:47

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  random doodles, i just wanna see if this passes mod

  I love this so much, I doodle over EVERYTHING I own. My favorite is the bob ross. Your "T's" are pretty cool too.

  2019-10-01 22:45

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  Nneds

  "Australias oldest man" With all the dangers down there, I wouldnt be suprised if the oldest is 65 yrs.

  2019-10-01 22:35

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  Spooptober

  Wow 57%? I thought ALL spooky memes recieved updoots

  2019-10-01 21:20

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  Pull out game is weak

  I have a insane sex drive but hate the idea of having children

  2019-10-01 02:14

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  When you sneak up on a tiger

  Yup. Just giving the man positive reinforcement, like a mother tiger would do to their babies..

  2019-09-30 21:55

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  Pull out game is weak

  What is it?? Please I need it! I wish I could suck my ovaries out with a vaccum.

  2019-09-30 21:40

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  Hahahahaha Damm true

  My earphone usually hooks on something at work and snatches both out of my ears. Kills my whole vibe and leaves me feeling naked/ exposed. The song even loses its depth.. it's like when someone bursts through a door while ur dancing in privacy..

  2019-09-26 20:13

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  oof

  I say "hmm." When theres nothing that can fix a situation..

  2019-09-19 20:24

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  Dildo with self esteem....

  Self esteem is nice and all, but I moan because I love feeling my kitty pulverized..

  2019-09-19 20:21

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  never lackin'

  *helped

  2019-09-19 01:37

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