stanleygonzalez2

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stanleygonzalez2 | 2016-01-10 00:30

Third comment opens bottles with his asshole

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stanleygonzalez2 | 2014-08-16 01:00

Anyone waiting for bloodborne :D

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Últimos comentarios

*Sips nervously*
I'm sure I don't need to check my car's suspensions anytime soon it's low enough.

2016-04-10 02:09
+6
B
I mean you plug in the lamp to make it work no? I don't see the dumb.

2016-04-10 01:12
+8
give him an Oscar for the love of god
He's not gonna what now ?

2016-02-29 01:51
+7
So sad
Keep making fake accounts for free trials

2016-02-27 17:36
+8
Yeah... pretty much
Same buddy there's a bunch of us heading the same direction don't get discouraged I still want to become a cop even though thejr rep is pretty bad right now

2016-02-05 04:24
+6
Yeah... pretty much
Once I turn 20 and a half I'm starting the process to becoming one.. Even though cops now and days are getting shit for their work I still think it's a career I see myself doing

2016-02-05 04:22
+6
owl.........................................................
I really want to know if that's like the oldest fucking commercial still running to date ?

2016-01-29 01:04
+6
R u tall?
Cuz they're so fucking tall jesus ! Do you see those measurements what's in the damn milk now and days

2016-01-23 20:06
+6
What game made you feel like this?
......

2016-01-23 20:03
-4
.....
80%

2016-01-22 05:04
+1
Good man
Here go by yourself a house

2016-01-22 03:07
+11
Good man
I like this guy

2016-01-22 03:06
0
I'm buying all the lotto tickets!!
Send all the fucking asteroids you want let's get this powerball

2016-01-10 23:13
+2
Third comment opens bottles with his asshole
Yeah I usually use snapchat because I'm too lazy to make it the normal way with memedroid's website. Just take a pic with your phone then go to sharing with Snapchat and write something thay easy

2016-01-10 23:02
+2
Third comment opens bottles with his asshole
It's the working class life brother. Great benefits and that flexible schedule

2016-01-10 23:00
+4
Savage af
It was probably the first time he exposed them to such gifts

2016-01-03 23:52
+18
Disney's fucking rich as fuck
Spoilers that no cares about but about a week ago star wars spoilers were the devil's deed

2015-12-31 03:21
0
Best buy be like
Should have gotten Forza Horizon 2 instead

2015-12-24 04:18
+4
The Shot
Real mvp

2015-12-13 03:18
+9
The Shot
Probably more racist then anyone else

2015-12-13 03:18
+6
time has passed
There is still love in this world there really is

2015-12-08 06:42
0
Proud to be dead....
Even death sometimes doesn't even get that much attention

2015-12-05 02:45
0
Truth
You just made me feel better about my own work

2015-11-30 01:23
+2
Truth
Two essays and Math homework

2015-11-30 01:22
+6
looks bigger
Use pledge !

2015-11-06 15:23
+5
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y your kids will be making at McDonald's good day suck a peach

2015-11-06 15:19
+2
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Suck it up and get educated then when life's education has you by the balls near tearing, then just then you can give in and say fuck it get a dead end job while having a degree biotechnical engineering that you'll never use and end up making the same mone

2015-11-06 15:19
+2
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I....I think I like this guy

2015-11-06 15:16
+1
:^)
R.i.p. sweet angel

2015-11-04 19:26
+4
People change

2015-10-30 01:33
+5
Illuminati Comfirmed
This is going to get to the point that when it becomes a reality no one will believe it Even when it's being sold people will still keep their pride and say "nope that shit's fake it's obviously just the cover art and not the actual game"

2015-10-27 21:26
+4
That's true.

2015-10-26 11:49
+8
Gangsta rap made me do it
If I rob you of knowledge gangsta rap made me do it!

2015-10-26 11:36
-3
Spidey was almost at the end of Avengers: AoU
Now all we need is the xmen, fantastic four, and blade back

2015-10-22 03:57
+5
The simple one is dead inside
That last one

2015-10-22 03:46
+4
Shout out to shutupdane
Literally saw this guy today on instagram his shit is awesome and gruesome

2015-10-22 03:45
+1
Really...
Just shut the fuck up

2015-10-21 01:41
+4
rickrolled
Never gonna run around

2015-10-20 21:30
+7
how...
I hate Iphones

2015-10-20 21:19
0
Leave uncle ben alone
Yeah that..I wasn't completely sure

2015-10-18 17:35
-1
Leave uncle ben alone
Yep thats mainly why... So it can fit in with the avengers now that sony gave their rights up back to marv or something like that

2015-10-18 16:35
+4
I'm riiiiich! Biiiiiiiiiiaaaatch!
That was perfect! Well done...

2015-10-16 00:31
+2
How many times a day do you feed your goose
And you have to go through the hassle in cleaning up after the mess and then get ready... Thats too much work

2015-10-16 00:24
+7
Amazing effort
More than me

2015-10-13 01:56
+1
Jerking the Gerkin
She probably doesn't give him none

2015-10-08 20:10
+2
Atomic Rekt!
Or interstellar is just a really good movie

2015-09-18 00:40
+1
Perkele!
He killed 500+ I think thats more than enough to say he completely destroys as a sniper

2015-09-12 16:02
+5
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I lost it

2015-09-08 21:44
+4
everyday is a leg day för Roberto Carlos
He has the legs of a stallion!

2015-08-31 20:54
+3
everyone stop. ...i got a new emoticon
,':)

2015-08-26 23:02
+29
My sides hurt! Mainly because I just got mugged but damn that shit is funny !

2015-08-25 19:06
+5
Hahaha
Eh too much walking

2015-08-25 15:36
+1
OOHRAH
There's only dark or light green

2015-06-29 22:53
+3
Amirite guys?
Want to show me how

2015-01-31 19:59
-13
fedex
Thats not carpet!

2015-01-31 18:03
-1
When the one idea you have for a name is taken
Hoesmacka247

2015-01-30 16:46
+4
*sigh* that was a close one. :)
⊙.⊙

2015-01-29 23:46
+1
Well alright the
Noice!

2015-01-29 23:37
+2
Boom boom
*applause* Bravo

2015-01-29 16:55
-2
Hhhh
By the looks of it probably choked it to death

2015-01-28 15:28
+5
<3
The true reason why we know more about the moon then our ocean

2015-01-25 23:19
+3
Y u do this?
Way to go

2015-01-23 20:55
+2
....
You both are fools

2015-01-23 20:01
0
Noooo dont do this to me
And fight off all the sharptooths

2015-01-22 03:40
+4
For the men
So much inspiration in this comment section

2015-01-22 03:35
+6
That's true
And that's really surprising though

2015-01-22 03:28
+2
I thought it was vodka. .
Where can I purchase this product?

2015-01-22 03:15
0
Maybe one day
Women can be just as horny as guys can, they just seem to hide it a lot, otherwise, there would be no such thing as amazing porn

2015-01-22 02:59
+1
Lazer
Media gives what the people want of which they hate so they can have something else.........

2015-01-22 02:55
+3
Creeper jet
I'll just sit you right over here ok son... Ju...just shut the hell up

2015-01-21 02:12
+8
Imagine
Kids, kids everywhere possibly twerking, talking selfies, making bad puns in front of a bunch of other idiots for a thumbs up.

2015-01-20 05:55
+4
A cigarette lighter coral, A CIGARETTE LIGHTER !!

2015-01-20 05:51
+1
Yessss
We'll all give her some children yup yup yup oh yes we will

2015-01-20 05:49
+1
Not my childhood
La chancla

2015-01-20 05:41
-1
Not my childhood
With a lecture

2015-01-20 05:39
0
Not my childhood
Parents fault

2015-01-20 05:39
+4
Me
Mind sharing this memory

2015-01-19 05:02
+1
Bang
You gotta love the ass

2015-01-19 04:58
+2
3. Comment gets Samuel L Jacksoned by killed
"Who brought us these masks without eyeholes to see through them!". "Hey my wife took time to make them!".

2015-01-19 04:54
+5
Tall nigga
"Mmmmm he brokeded ma nose! " "You look like a young Michael Jackson." "I like lil Michael ". Lmao

2015-01-19 04:50
+4
Iceberg
Love to see the young minds in this comment section

2015-01-18 02:40
+27
Origin of feminism
That's some McCafe iced coffee

2015-01-17 17:56
+2
I'm embarrassed by the state i live in. Smh
Heavy metal

2015-01-15 00:50
-5
my mom..//
Because parents now and days lost their way of discipline with their kids

2015-01-14 22:53
+1
Bleep boop
I heard a guy binge-watched this for his girlfriend one time that he had to go to the hospital after his dick suddenly fell off.......

2015-01-14 22:45
+10
I dont understand..
Racist and insensitive

2015-01-14 22:38
-2
oh old people
Sometimes they even have such a prick like look on em like "Looks like your good for something atleast"

2015-01-14 22:33
+2
oh old people
Should have ripped the door right off and smacked her with it

2015-01-14 22:32
+6
oh old people

2015-01-14 22:30
+4
hmmm
Never believed their lies

2015-01-14 22:26
+4
You don fooked up m8
And here we have a case of a black male winning over the overly sexualized female through mirror commenting! #Blackpower

2015-01-14 22:23
+2
Dating Tip
Jams fingers between door instead

2015-01-14 22:18
0
The best way to play stealth games
Are we are all feeling it yet

2015-01-14 16:26
+3
I challenge last comment to a pokemon battle
Lets go

2015-01-14 02:52
0
Welcome
Pssh wait till you're in the drug world....

2015-01-13 11:50
-2
:)
Or that ass slapping this dick!

2015-01-13 11:49
+1
And Some Pretty Good Revenge at That
It's worse when your making lemonade and happen to find those nice fresh cuts on your fingers that you didn't know about it's just great

2015-01-13 11:46
+1
Pain and gain boy!
Ahh come on just downvote me do it I'm ready

2015-01-13 11:45
-2
I like boobs
When the fuck did I find myself

2015-01-13 11:42
+1
I'm do doing this
God dammit always second bested

2015-01-13 11:39
+1

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