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  G'Day, mothafacka.

  Know who he looks like? Looks jusr like a dude who survived a motherfucking crocodile attack.

  2013-04-29 15:59

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  Freddie Mercury

  Hm.. Nope. I'm pretty sure it was the AIDs.

  2013-04-29 08:14

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  who knew...

  It's true. It doesn't require that much common sense to understand. Also, in a lot of parking lots with multiple levels, they play bird calls on the speakers to prevent real birds from nesting in the ceilings and shitting all over your car.

  2013-04-29 08:12

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  The world's greatest cartoons

  Move it, football head!

  2013-04-29 07:21

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  The world's greatest cartoons

  Established 1989.

  2013-04-29 07:20

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  at least he got the details right.. right?

  All that really matters.

  2013-04-29 07:18

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  this sounds pretty cool

  Seems like a nuisance. And loud.

  2013-04-29 07:17

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  i am a bus

  Seems legit.

  2013-04-28 08:08

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  ...

  Fuck it. My favorite holiday is the day after. Half off, discounts, clearance galore!

  2013-04-28 08:03

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  Where are my car keys!?

  Yes. That's exactly it. That is precisely what I said. Word for word.

  2013-04-27 20:46

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  Where are my car keys!?

  And that is one of the many many reasons why I am never having kids.

  2013-04-27 20:36

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  parcel fun... kik me: Ellan Obsidian

  Ha. Epic.

  2013-04-27 20:35

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  mr. michelle omba

  ^The black friend, not younger brother

  2013-04-27 20:34

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  mr. michelle omba

  Obama looks exactly like Max from Batman Beyond. If anyone recalls.

  2013-04-27 20:34

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  BEAR ARMS!

  The only thing that can stop a bad guy with bear arms, is a good guy with bear arms.

  2013-04-27 20:33

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  .. That's what I thought too

  While riding a horse. Or running on a beach. Or doing yoga.

  2013-04-27 17:34

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  I like turtles

  Go look up the Ed Edd n Eddy conspiracy theory, for those of you who haven't. Fucked up and depressing as hell. Love it.

  2013-04-27 17:33

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  it's something

  Bewbs. Nothing beats bewbs.

  2013-04-27 17:30

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  I have memory and awareness But I have no shape or form A...

  I need a stack of those. Just to get through the week.

  2013-04-27 17:29

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  if you know what i mean

  Snow White and the Seventy Yard Restraining Order.

  2013-04-27 17:27

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  Putin

  No, seriously. He's a bad ass motherfucker.

  2013-04-27 17:21

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  :( I'm significant

  Thinking about getting my next tattoo on my ass. It might just be Calvin.

  2013-04-27 15:02

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  Halp me

  So cute

  2013-04-27 14:55

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  So beautiful!

  Something like that, sure.

  2013-04-27 11:52

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  #2 Bitches be like . . .

  Lame.

  2013-04-27 11:51

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  great confidence dog

  I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

  2013-04-27 07:33

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  the deep south

  "... And the dishwasher."

  2013-04-27 07:31

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  i like to eat sand

  That's racist. And therefore I love it.

  2013-04-27 07:30

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  Oshh

  Rape or Masturbation?

  2013-04-27 07:27

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  .......

  All better now.

  2013-04-27 07:26

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  -_-

  Your dick sits naturally to one side. It's like dragging it through glass if it rest the other way. Looks like he's knocking it back in order.

  2013-04-27 07:24

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  Ahhhhhhhhh my ass

  Cannot be unseen.

  2013-04-27 07:22

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  title dislikes you

  Let me guess, you have a great personality?

  2013-04-27 07:20

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  masterball

  That's actually pretty good.

  2013-04-27 07:15

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  (0o0) awesome tip

  Dat math.

  2013-04-27 07:08

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  Just felt you all needed a self confidence boost

  Regular undies are sexier than thongs.

  2013-04-27 07:07

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  Fresh

  Looks a little undercooked.

  2013-04-27 07:06

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  Still Buying a PS4

  Close enough I guess..?

  2013-04-27 07:05

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  look at me

  Better epic final battle scene than Twilight.

  2013-04-26 21:20

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  boobs!!!

  Pfft. Canadians.

  2013-04-26 14:54

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  like a taco

  Uploading a Scrubs mean is it automatic win. Guaranteed 95% and above.

  2013-04-26 14:53

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  :D

  A rebel could use an extra middle finger.

  2013-04-26 14:52

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  good reasons

  And it's a Ford.

  2013-04-26 14:51

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  Murica

  'Murica.

  2013-04-26 14:05

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  Scientific process goes boink ?

  ^^No shit. But a smart society/civilization will replenish what they take. We don't. We instead put short term profit above all else.

  2013-04-24 21:46

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  In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU.

  ^Really? Because 95% seem to disagree with you.

  2013-04-21 23:22

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  In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU.

  Steve, it's because when you're talking to Republicans, you have to address him as 'Saint Reagan'.

  2013-04-21 15:17

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  Did they ban fapping too?

  ^^^Imagine if the Dark Ages never occurred? Civilization would be 3-4 hundred years advanced. ^^Then don't read the comments. If it's not a bunch of people debating, it's idiots using 17 rage faces per comment.

  2013-04-21 08:21

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  Off to the sperm bank ATM to make a deposit.

  Lindsay Lohan snuck in there.

  2013-04-20 15:40

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  Meanwhile, in America.

  thorrizle It's a little something called sarcasm. I'm not even going to stoop to your level of intellect by calling you a fucktard. You've clearly demonstrated that quite well on on your own.

  2013-04-20 15:08

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  Did they ban fapping too?

  ^I'm fairly certain that we've already figured out in vitro fertilization.

  2013-04-20 14:53

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  Meanwhile, in America.

  ^Thank you, we were all tingling with anticipation to know that.

  2013-04-20 14:05

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  Did they ban fapping too?

  So there you have it. For three days, the 'son' died on the Crux/cross. And after those three days, the Sun will rise by one degree in our skies, bringing on Spring. In other words, "on the third day the Son will rise."

  2013-04-20 14:03

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  Did they ban fapping too?

  Yes, and are you familiar at all with winter solstice? That is where the Sun does not fall or rise by a single degree in our sky for three days. Our sun is also aligned directly over the constellation 'Crux' during winter solstice.

  2013-04-20 14:01

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  Did they ban fapping too?

  ^And it looks like one person entirely disagrees.

  2013-04-20 13:46

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  Did they ban fapping too?

  Setti (sp?) into the underworld. Hence, the whole world went dark. Also, that is where the term "sunset" came from. Not trying to incite a religious debate here, but just stating the facts.

  2013-04-20 13:30

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  Did they ban fapping too?

  Most modern day religions are just spin offs of ancient Greek, Egyptian, and Persian God's. In fact, Egyptians thought that the rising and setting of the Sun was literally to God's doing battle. Every evening, Ramsey's would win and vanquish

  2013-04-20 13:29

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  Did they ban fapping too?

  That's because historically the Sun has always been viewed as a god. Today, most of the world identify themselves as Christians. Whereas they worship the Son of God, they are essentially changing the spelling from S-U-N to S-O-N.

  2013-04-20 13:26

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  Did they ban fapping too?

  And on the seventh day, God gave man the fleshlight.

  2013-04-20 13:10

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  Meanwhile, in America.

  My bad, Canada.

  2013-04-20 13:05

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  Don't have a cow, Marge.

  We would occasionally discuss Marge in psyc class, about how perfect she is and how she'll ::never:: exist.

  2013-04-20 10:47

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  No match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

  "... Always ride single file to hide their bodies. NUMBERS! I meant numbers."

  2013-04-20 10:44

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  No match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

  ^^Luke

  2013-04-20 00:15

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  Well, shit.

  What got to me was the freaky human-like face.

  2013-04-18 01:29

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  That's not true... that's impossible!

  ^Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked.

  2013-04-18 01:27

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  But um, chh!

  ^That was the first time I've ever seen that exact same comment. Word for word.

  2013-04-14 14:13

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  Louis CK - Comedian/Masturbater.

  There are so many scientists in hell, that it is probably air conditioned by now.

  2013-04-12 12:20

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  Louis CK - Comedian/Masturbater.

  I brought this on to memedroid to make others along. Others brought on the debate. At best they brought a knife to a gunfight. But I do agree, this is a website and app made to entertain.

  2013-04-11 18:46

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  Louis CK - Comedian/Masturbater.

  ^Go on....

  2013-04-11 18:38

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  Louis CK - Comedian/Masturbater.

  Be ready, because atheists & agnostics will be taking over the world. And you better pray to your "God" that we don't treat you the way that Christians have treated everyone else. And you know what, I guarantee you that we won't. We're better than you.

  2013-04-11 18:20

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  Louis CK - Comedian/Masturbater.

  To still be feeling when you were talking to God? Why would you ever have to light a fire? To which he replied, No you fools, um... I wasn't making a fire. He was speaking to me. THROUGH the burning bush. Yes of course... It wasn't a simple camp fire.

  2013-04-11 18:17

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  Louis CK - Comedian/Masturbater.

  Mountain where he carved the stone tablets by hand. When he came down after he was finished, some questioned the camp fire that had been seem up at the peak. If you were in the presence of God, why were you cold? Isn't that a strange, negative sensation

  2013-04-11 18:15

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  Louis CK - Comedian/Masturbater.

  And would you like to know my rendition of what happened on top of the mountain when Moses got the ten commandments from God/ the burning bush? He went up to get the fuck away from the Jews who were still worshipping ancient God's, stayed on top of the

  2013-04-11 18:13

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  Louis CK - Comedian/Masturbater.

  Slaughtering one another & stealing each others shit would only result in trouble. Imagine that you still whole heartedly believed in Santa Clause and were willing to kill over it. That's all that religion is. It's a blanket and a binky for the weak minded

  2013-04-11 18:09

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  Louis CK - Comedian/Masturbater.

  Atheists failing? The fact that any human being would actually need to cling to a blanky of a fairytale instructing them not to kill, steel or fuck each other's wife's is sadder still. I'm pretty sure that humans could have figured out along the way that

  2013-04-11 18:06

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  ::Old Spice whistle::

  Dick Chaney has done more to take away inalienable human rights from people than we can even fathom. So this whole fear mongering Obama Blackenstein is absolutely re fucking diculous.

  2013-04-08 09:57

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  ::Old Spice whistle::

  The same way he's after our guns. And creating death panels for senior citizens. And selling guns and other WMDs to radical fundamentalist in the middle East.. . Oh wait... That was the Republicans.

  2013-04-08 09:49

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  ::Old Spice whistle::

  Yup. Cause clearly Obama has affected so many of your rights... What were those again? That Kenyan bastard. Say what you want while you still can, cause he's going to kill anyone who speaks out against his government with drones.

  2013-04-08 09:47

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  ::Old Spice whistle::

  And if Kim were to look the other way, he'd see Steven Colbert riding an eagle with the ghost of Ronald Reagan over his shoulder.

  2013-04-08 09:17

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  ::Old Spice whistle::

  ^Thank you my good sir. I was waiting for someone to say that I'm response to my title.

  2013-04-08 09:15

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  WANT cookies.

  ^As much as you hated grammar school?

  2013-04-07 17:49

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  Ew. McDonald's.

  I didn't know there were people with swag who were that old who worked at McDonald's.

  2013-04-07 15:43

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  Oh what the heck?

  Batman Beyond, Return Of the Joker. Definitely one of my all time favorite movies.

  2013-04-01 11:55

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  I'm the one on the right

  Okay, we get it, girls can also be stupid and waste a whole fucking lot of time in an alternate reality instead of actually being productive with their life's. It's not an attractive attribute. Bring on the downvotes, motherfuckers.

  2013-04-01 11:54

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  Title

  There are "redneck" fans in every sport. Nascar uses Budweiser as a marketing tool, while the NFL uses Bud Light for their ads. Football fans are all supposedly twenty something's with popped collars and backward caps - you know, "twenty something's"

  2013-03-28 09:00

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  Say what you want, but motorsports are the only true sport. Everything else is just a game.

  2013-03-28 08:46

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  Have no knowledge about the matter at hand is the true definition of ignorant, which is a term that goes hand in hand with redneck/ hillbilly. And as for the whole turning left bit... As opposed to what? Driving in a straight line for 500 miles?

  2013-03-28 08:45

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  Title

  As opposed to just one team at a time. There are far more drivers and teams from the Northeast and, Midwest and especially from California than there are from the South. But I'll bet most don't know that. And to run your mouth about something you clearly

  2013-03-28 08:43

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  Right. Because kicking a ball in a stadium, hitting a ball with a stick and slinging a puck on ice are more logical and ideal versions of competition. In Nascar, your team does battle with FORTY TWO other teams every weekend, 36 weeks out of the year.

  2013-03-28 08:41

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  I do believe it was a Tuesday.

  I can't wait to see what comes out of my mouth when I'm old enough to get away with racism and bigotry.

  2013-03-20 11:09

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  Nature's forest fire. Kills off the dead wood.

  Comments like these are what prove my point. Let the natural selection begin.

  2013-03-20 11:07

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  Well, that escalating at a reasonable pace.

  Hm. Silly me. I use rubbers to fuck my girlfriend.

  2013-03-20 11:06

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  So you think you can Pope?

  And if you live in the 21st century and still believe there's this invisible man in the sky, talking snakes and essentially all things magic... I really don't think you're in any position to tell anyone else what to do.

  2013-03-10 08:38

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  So you think you can Pope?

  BVick, that's the joke. Why would the Pope need bullet proof glass if he is Devine and God's chosen one?

  2013-03-10 08:34

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  comment please!

  Nascar : Inside Buttsex

  2013-03-09 14:31

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  wup wup wup

  Still on The Hub. Weekdays at six.

  2013-03-09 10:51

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  how old are you?

  Twenty three.

  2013-03-08 08:36

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  Then lady koalas to how to get dirty

  Finally, a funny template for this meme. Instead of 16 year olds using it for a dumbass reference of "your face when..."

  2013-03-04 12:00

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  Every time...

  Classic Nigel!

  2013-03-02 11:52

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  doctor who exactly?

  Quite the stretch. Painting a target were the arrow has already fallen. Not true.

  2013-02-17 10:02

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