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scooterhero | 2020-06-24 00:00

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Has anyone here ever actually tried this pocket pussy thing? Does it really feel better than your hand?

2021-11-10 22:32
+1
My Uploads
Just checked and the loudest fart ever recorded was 113 dB according to Guinness. Still quite loud but nowhere near as unbelievable as 194 dB

2021-08-23 19:59
+18
pretty please?
Because they're not

2021-08-20 11:47
0
pretty please?
What was she hoping they'd do? Start another war in Afghanistan? Sanction a regime that has no legal international trade to begin with?

2021-08-19 16:55
+4
20 years of American corruption
The original Taliban were CIA trained you dumb fuck

2021-08-17 15:02
+30
Confusion
If either of them had it in their genes then their hair would be black, not red and blonde. A dominant trait always expresses itself

2021-08-17 14:55
+8
0
Nah, it's more because they stuck it to big bad American imperialism

2021-08-17 14:33
+5
Yes
Bacha literally means boy. If you're talking about bacha bazi, it literally translates to "boy sport". It's not a common thing and only practiced by a few afghan elites, mostly US allied afghan commanders. Good thing the Taliban are executing them

2021-08-16 15:15
+8
They exist!!
That's because unlike covid, obesity is caused by a person's own choices. There's not much anyone can do about another person's choices in a free society

2021-08-10 15:15
+13
Get it?
Who calls an icecream cone a drumstick?

2021-08-02 01:38
+2
Make an omelette, gotta break some mammal eggs
Yeah.. That's what I was wondering. I've never eaten an omelette with milk in it

2021-06-29 22:59
+2
Uyh
Are you talking about minimum wage or....?

2021-06-14 22:13
+2
LOL
It was 4 p's sir

2021-06-09 00:55
+2
I would read this
What's with all the bioshock memes lately? Something happen?

2021-06-06 18:58
+1
Insert
Mundian to bach ke by Panjabi MC

2021-05-31 08:38
+9
Companies be like
Just a few memes ago you were complaining about men not liking tomoboys like yourself. Which one is it? Pick a side!

2021-05-24 08:09
0
gender neutral censorship
Then it follows they aren't men either

2021-05-24 01:14
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gender neutral censorship
It's actually quite handy when writing official communications. All it does is suggest you to change 'chairman' to 'chairperson' and things like that. I don't think it'll have much impact on your creative writing

2021-05-24 00:57
-27
Good question
Are you implying that budhism is peaceful? Look up Myanmar

2021-05-21 21:25
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Daraz is an online store
I legit thought this was an ad. For some reason all ads I get on memedroid are for daraz

2021-05-21 12:21
+4
smart
Yes, for trusting Arabs you get overpriced cinnamon. For trusting Europeans you get your country colonized and looted for a few centuries until nothing but rotting bones of formerly thriving society are left

2021-05-19 20:04
+7
Is Xi Jinping based?
Not selling anything. Since people seem so determined to deny facts I'm not even gonna try

2021-05-14 11:42
-5
Is Xi Jinping based?
Why are so many people disputing this? China actually did that, no propaganda. Compare China if early 90s to China today and it's not that hard to see

2021-05-14 10:51
-23
Gang Chorus
Well not exactly but close

2021-05-08 20:45
+1
88ii
It's not just gold. Wearing most gemstones and other precious metals is also forbidden

2021-04-29 22:03
+1
88ii
Not among Muslims. Gold watches are considered jewellery and therefore forbidden for men

2021-04-29 21:58
+2
88ii
Because you're forbidden from wearing anything that is associated with the opposite gender. Wearable gold is usually associated with jewellery which is associated with women

2021-04-29 21:54
+10
Expanding brain. Sorry for the poor quality, it was made ...
Does it work if the password's been changed since the last time you connected to it?

2021-04-28 01:36
+3
I don't even buy shoes higher than 70€
@title damn 70€? I don't think I've ever bought a pair of shoes more than 20€

2021-04-23 22:04
+2
Mom
How is that a stalemate? Looks more like a checkmate to me

2021-04-18 23:47
+5
Parking button
Thanks!

2021-04-17 23:35
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Parking button
I've never owned a car. What is that button?

2021-04-17 17:06
0
WHO proving it's independent
The funny thing is before Trump people like him used to be owned by the US and towed it's line just as much as he is towing the CCP's now

2021-04-13 21:27
+2
8i
Desi is a british term used to collectively refer to people from the subcontinent (india, pakistan, bangladesh srilanka)

2021-04-13 21:16
+4
Coldirtybastard.com
Uhh.... thanks?

2021-04-12 03:47
0
Coldirtybastard.com
Hahaha... that country who's citizens have delusions of granduer fueled by rampant jingoism in their mainstream media put a mask on their eagle lololol

2021-04-11 20:38
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Pringles are the best tho
No chip company has ever sold air. Chips are sold by weight, not volume. That "air" is actually nitrogen which serves 2 purposes. To prevent the chips from breaking during shipping and to prevent their oxidation (rancidity)

2021-04-05 20:37
+12
My kids gonna get so drunk
You seem to have misunderstood. I agree children shouldn't be making life altering decisions. But governments and laws are usually much more lax on self harm than harm to others

2021-04-04 19:22
+5
My kids gonna get so drunk
The thing is by cutting your dick off you're only harming yourself. But cars and guns can harm other people

2021-04-04 19:03
+3
always happens
Unpopular opinion: I actually like it when my body does that fall thing

2021-04-01 21:19
+3
Title
When I said terrible dental health I wasn't kidding. I needed 6 root canals, I have had 3 of them and I just don't have it in me to get the other 3 so I have just left it alone

2021-04-01 08:30
+1
Title
I have access to a dentist and it's not too expensive but I still never go to see him despite having terrible dental health because I'm scared shitless of going to the dentist. The sound of that fucking drill makes me sick to my stomach

2021-03-30 21:42
+5
Tradition
Laughs in third world, modernity becomes tradition before reaching here

2021-03-29 19:04
+1
HELLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEE
I was really excited when I first saw the ring girl come out cuz she thicc but then they proceed to ruin it by turning her into a fucking loli for all the sex scenes. Luckily there's a dummy thicc demon/goddess in the third episode

2021-03-25 22:16
+3
HELLLLLPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEE
Toshi densetsu

2021-03-25 22:13
+3
This looks like my town commissioner
So? A lot of doctors smoke. A lot of gynaecologists are men. You don't have to personally follow recommendations of a field to be an expert in it

2021-03-13 21:10
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China be like
Yep

2021-03-05 10:02
+2
China be like
Of course they would deny your version of events. Try asking them about june 4th instead

2021-03-05 08:23
+4
Boneless Sandwich
Ok boomer

2021-03-04 18:11
+1
China be like
Contrary to what most people think, China doesn't deny that it happened. They call it the "june 4th incident", and of course it portrays the protestors as terrorists

2021-03-04 17:37
+14
horny crusaders will deny bonking is a metaphor for maste...
I'd take aunt cass over her any day

2021-03-03 15:47
+13
I’ve got time
Sounds like battery calibration to me. A nice to have

2021-02-24 20:58
0
True story
I'm tired of people claiming shit like this is a 'joke'. It not a joke due to lack of keks

2021-02-24 14:22
+4
Shake the booty
I need one of these with boobs

2021-02-24 02:12
+5
life was better when it was $8 an hour
Yes. If they couldn't compete then they deserve to go under. Why should there be socialism for companies but only capitalism for individuals?

2021-02-21 12:58
+5
science beatch
No, but by just googling facts you're, at best, doing a literature review which is a very small part of actual scientific research

2021-02-17 16:11
+4
Oof
What people fail to understand is that climate and weather are two different things. Climate is much more easier to predict accurately than weather

2021-02-16 02:30
+5
Mind blowing
A simple yesn't would have sufficed

2021-02-13 12:44
+17
Money well spent
What are you talking about? You do know we officially recognize 3 genders, right? Also, this miniscule sum was a ploy by India to malign us about women's rights on international stage. It was supported by Lindsey Graham who is a known indian shill.

2021-02-12 01:14
+3
Unsee it
There's a duration timestamp on the bottom right corner. Is this a youtube thumbnail?

2021-02-10 02:42
0
Spread the word
I will be here with you. Joined in 2011 and been using it almost everyday since. It'll really mess up my routine if it dies

2021-02-04 00:04
+10
Baby Godzilla
Seeing that his comment is now deleted, I postulate that they exist

2021-02-03 08:18
0
plus the air itself is pretty bad in China
No, it's not haram. Anything that intoxicates is haram. "Intoxicates" is usually taken to mean anything that dulls the senses and tobacco doesn't

2021-02-03 07:23
0
This is commander shepherd and this is my favorite shit p...
Don't know about that whole fiasco with mass effect 1 and fox news? Search it on youtube. It's pretty hilarious

2021-01-28 19:40
+3
oh no
My son got isekai'd? Lucky bastard

2021-01-24 00:28
+1
Russia
Eh, could be worse

2021-01-20 21:43
+4
True
All FCC approved phones have radiation levels below acceptable range. You only need to worry about this if you're using a cheap, non certified chinese phone

2020-11-15 19:36
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To good to be true....
20¢ a nugget. Still too expensive for me

2020-09-23 13:40
+3
....Stone....
That's not a forecast, that's just current weather conditions which are obvious even without the stone

2020-09-21 17:05
+7
This does please me
They were being smuggled into Pakistan fronm Afghanistan

2020-09-05 12:22
0
This does please me
It happened in 2009. They suffocated. The bodies have been removed, this picture only shows their belongings

2020-08-29 23:01
+13
Silver Charito requiem in a nustel
And why does it still says Pepsi in arabic?

2020-08-26 18:36
+1
oh lawdy
developed and there are agents to counter bacterial resistance. In short, it's much, much easier to control a bacterial plague than a viral one

2020-08-11 14:21
+18
oh lawdy
Jeez, I don't know where to start. What you're referring to is antibiotic resistance. People don't become resistant to antibiotics, bacteria do. It's possible for a resistant strain of bubonic plague to emerge but new antibiotics are constantly being

2020-08-11 14:19
+21
Infidels
They won't starve to death, they'll hunt. In my country, the town councils round up all the stray cats and humanely kills them

2020-07-12 21:11
+1
Infidels
Stray cats are extremely damaging to the biodiversity of an ecosystem. People need to realize that

2020-07-11 20:38
+40
Back fire

2020-06-14 21:59
+1
Lotsa somalis in Minneapolis. Workin at my pillow!
Nation of Islam has nothing to do with Islam, just FYI

2020-06-09 22:52
+4
haha
It won't be worthless if only you have unlimited money. It'll become worthless if everyone has unlimited money

2020-06-02 21:22
0
dongs in a greta
Carnivores don't farm cattle so their meat eating has no impact on the environment.

2020-05-31 20:21
+2
Snake
Fun fact: That flute is called a 'bean'. Pronounced just like "this nigga eatin beans"

2020-05-28 19:56
0
Yaaaaaaaay
That would be meiosis, my good sir. Mitosis would create an exact copy.

2020-05-19 23:44
+24
Just swell steve
I am incredibly far left but do the weird shit that far right weirdos do

2020-05-18 21:05
+1
Yes
Sure, opinions can change but not basic science which is based on hard facts. He is supposed to be teaching science, not his opinions

2020-05-18 02:18
0
Nice
A little bit of Mary all night long

2020-05-15 22:13
+14
Javforyou
But is that a bad thing though?

2020-05-11 20:47
+7
I miss this movie
The movie is called Holes, not dig

2020-05-10 16:21
+43
Dem titties
When you tryna fuck her pussy in the dark but accidentally get a titty fuck

2020-05-09 19:20
0
3 cheers for blake
The original was posted by the cat's owner. He was trying to raise money for the cat's treatment, not upvotes. This OP is probably just after upvotes

2020-05-08 21:06
+10
lesson time
I occasionally indulge but what does that have to do with anything?

2020-05-08 12:52
0
lesson time
Right, so the problem is in the way she's holding it. Not the gun itself. Thanks!

2020-05-07 21:22
+3
lesson time
Oh! Then what is this meme about? What's wrong with the gun?

2020-05-07 21:04
0
lesson time
What is that thing blocking the barrel? Don't know much about guns, would appreciate some help

2020-05-07 20:53
+1
Dem titties
Wtf? Is it possible for titties to sag that low?

2020-05-07 20:44
+52
Dayyum

2020-05-06 17:35
+1
Dayyum
Thank you! That means a lot especially considering none of my irl family gives a shit about me

2020-05-06 16:07
+1
Dayyum
In the chest. I'm still recovering. Thanks though

2020-05-06 10:45
+1
Dayyum
My brother is retarded and prone to fits of violence. He stabbed me in one of his fits. The hospital informed my dad and grandparents. They didn't come to visit me at the hospital neither called during my recovery.

2020-05-06 10:11
+1
Dayyum
Meh. I got stabbed last month and neither my dad nor my grandparents called even to ask how I was doing

2020-05-05 20:31
+1
Oil
Yes, it was useful. But nowhere near what it is today. Demand was very low compared to today and supply wasn't strained. It just wasn't as valuable as it is today

2020-05-04 09:07
+1

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