Últimos comentarios

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  rock paper scissors

  I remember that actually

  2015-02-10 18:01

  +26
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  B0unc3 fgt

  Pogo pogo pogo pogo-bounce, system of a down

  2015-02-09 03:23

  +4
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  "Just gold"....turning them to gold.

  Cradle to the grave... Does that mean that i kill their children?

  2015-02-04 20:06

  0
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  I love that kind of salads

  Jund is the best

  2015-02-04 19:50

  +1
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  Good guy Mario

  You and I go to different websites

  2015-02-03 22:45

  +2
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  Lolwut?

  Most importantly though, blinker fluid

  2015-02-02 05:28

  0
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  Love Thy Memedroiders

  I will not love or tolerate a racist

  2015-01-31 08:30

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  Pizza

  Kansas... my dad's from Oregon though, and i visit him from time to time.

  2015-01-30 16:46

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  .

  They live in the world of Game of Thrones where the summers last multiple years

  2015-01-30 16:34

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  .

  I would switch "friends" and "spouses"

  2015-01-30 16:33

  -1
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  Pizza

  I think he meant literal fire

  2015-01-29 21:40

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  What movie are you looking foward to this year?

  Taylor swifts single where she looks like she's crying

  2015-01-29 12:36

  0
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  Yeah

  Why would you tease us?

  2015-01-26 15:07

  +17
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  insert response here...

  That photo quality

  2015-01-25 17:42

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  REBIL SCUP

  Rubel scup

  2015-01-22 05:13

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  .

  I only eat mcdonald's (due to employment) and I've managed to maintain 0 net weight change

  2015-01-20 07:42

  +31
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  The struggle

  Oh my that feel

  2015-01-19 04:02

  +2
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  Everything I thought I knew was a lie. Your move Australia.

  People commit suicide by train though... That's a really shitty thing to do though...

  2015-01-19 02:56

  +2
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  I would watch it

  Charlie and the Black family are friends... I think...

  2015-01-18 16:04

  +13
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  My lord...

  My poor wallet!

  2015-01-18 16:02

  +31
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  Mama, just killed a man

  That's almost as bad as "it'll be ok"

  2015-01-17 17:32

  +1
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  Get it cause like nikola found ac energy and franklin fou...

  You beat me to it

  2015-01-16 18:53

  +11
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  Youtube user Cryaotic

  Cry is my fave youtuber. I fucking love him.

  2015-01-16 06:20

  +13
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  Burgersauros

  That's violently American... Give it to me!

  2015-01-15 23:31

  +8
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  But rich is my name.

  You want to be a cocaine dealer?

  2015-01-13 19:32

  +5
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  McDonald's

  I see how much food you have and will give you a fair amount of sauce if i think it's an acceptable amount to ask for

  2015-01-13 19:22

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  But rich is my name.

  Except... You do get more or less "rich" by the first chart... You don't become a billionaire, but if you're any good at anything, you should be able to make yourself a millionaire by the time you retire.

  2015-01-13 15:03

  +70
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  Damn that was a sick burn

  Mind if i test that?

  2015-01-13 03:53

  +8
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  They taste fishy

  That might be worth a few dollars... Go ahead and reel it in.

  2015-01-10 15:32

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  Must. Not. Cry

  Why would you paint your dad a LOTR picture if he's dead? How does he even have an apartment? You have some explaining to do, soydolphin jr!

  2015-01-10 06:51

  +4
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  Aux cord

  Blast death metal and i'll let you keep the cord for the rest of your life.

  2015-01-09 13:58

  +4
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  Americas favorite shitty coffee

  Me too...

  2015-01-08 16:41

  +5
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  How'd that New Years Raid go Tumblr? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  Why aren't all those other colored lines equal you fucking bigot?!?!?

  2015-01-02 02:04

  +1
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  Om nom nom

  "I'm gonna need some milk for these cookies"

  2015-01-02 01:51

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  What's your favorite book from you childhood?

  Oh god... THAT level...

  2015-01-01 05:16

  +3
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  Awesome quote

  You could have made it rhyme you fuckwit! God fucking damn it I am pissed now!

  2015-01-01 04:38

  +1
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  Which do you choose?

  Swallow them both at the same time

  2015-01-01 03:09

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  Buying KY, Vaseline, and a cucumber

  Give that man a raise!

  2014-12-28 17:31

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  Half Life 3 confirmed! In 3000 years

  Only 3000 years?!?!

  2014-12-27 14:01

  +71
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  Nice hair

  Sexy

  2014-12-26 14:03

  +15
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  Photoshop Win

  I prefer the normal eyes... Looks natural...

  2014-12-24 05:27

  -6
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  Dat unibrow doe

  Not in the slightest

  2014-12-22 17:34

  +5
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  Potatoes and puns

  Maybe he should turnip the volume

  2014-12-22 09:31

  +16
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  Bad guy santa

  Santa! Quit being so selfish!

  2014-12-22 09:30

  +46
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  Love and Legion

  "We promote love until you do something we don't like... Then we kill you"

  2014-12-22 07:07

  -3
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  Fyifyifyi is love, fyifyifyu is life

  I would also like to know

  2014-12-22 06:53

  +21
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  Wally should understand sooner or later anyways

  Fire red

  2014-12-22 06:52

  +11
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  Of mice and men

  That's actually pretty close to what happens...

  2014-12-22 06:47

  +99
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  en voi hyvin

  I believe that there's a site for stupid ghetto shit like this. It's not this one.

  2014-12-22 06:45

  +33
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  .

  Aww... I guess i'll go find some porn or something...

  2014-12-21 09:00

  +13
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  You should have listened!

  He said the famous line like 1.27 seconds before they all got blown to shit...

  2014-12-21 08:46

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  .

  Is that a nipple?

  2014-12-21 08:36

  +14
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  Jobs..

  All my job interviews have lead to job offers. Otherwise, i never got a call back.

  2014-12-19 19:29

  +3
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  Challenge accepted!

  *portland, Oregon

  2014-12-18 21:41

  +16
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  .

  *dead from starvation*

  2014-12-18 19:02

  +10
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  Ogres are like onions

  it's perfect!

  2014-12-18 17:02

  +40
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  When winter bites

  Because you have no means to support yourself elsewhere?

  2014-12-18 17:01

  +9
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  girls these days

  Either one

  2014-12-18 17:00

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  Somebody please follow me ( ≧Д≦)

  *silently adds meme to favorites in the hope of nude pics*

  2014-12-16 23:04

  +42
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  Gimme a kiss

  A just fee of your firstborn child and all your money

  2014-12-16 23:03

  +40
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  Mmm burger ring

  Murder ring

  2014-12-16 22:27

  +1
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  Pc ftw

  We don't talk about uplay... It's the mobile gaming of PC...

  2014-12-16 15:45

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  Pc ftw

  I honestly did not know blizzard had a thing... Is it any good?

  2014-12-16 15:39

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  .

  Guess who just got added to my blocklist for being a spamming bitch?

  2014-12-15 04:05

  +6
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  black sabbath rules

  Why?

  2014-12-15 04:04

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  Turtle vs hair second race

  And that's why you never make bets with transients

  2014-12-15 04:03

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  A sentence to make a funny title.

  "I need 14 barbecue sauce" "... You have 6 nuggets and a small fry..." "I want 14 fucking sauces!" "I'll have to charge you." "This is BULLSHIT! I hate this place!" *eye twitch*

  2014-12-14 05:59

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  .

  Never going... Nope! I know how this ends! Fuck you for trying!

  2014-12-14 05:51

  +3
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  :O

  There can be only one!

  2014-12-12 18:34

  +18
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  So good at the truth

  Wait a sec... That's my girlfriend! She's a cheater!

  2014-12-12 18:31

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  haha

  I can see Kansas from here!

  2014-12-09 18:05

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  Fucking confusion pisses me off! More originals coming soon

  When it misses 6 attacks in a row even though its accuracy is fine: "hit that motherfucker before i kill you myself"

  2014-12-09 18:02

  +28
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  You will be missed.

  What?!?! No!!!!

  2014-12-09 18:00

  +60
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  Lizard squad

  Because of IGD i heard a metal riff when i read lizard squad...

  2014-12-08 03:34

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  .

  That's actually a tactic firefighters use when fighting fires so that the houses next door don't catch on fire...

  2014-12-08 03:18

  +6
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  So rare so amazing

  Gardevior

  2014-12-06 17:50

  +2
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  ☺☺

  Oh... I was about to comment on it... Thanks for the warning though

  2014-12-06 17:32

  +150
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  OK.

  Okayyy...

  2014-12-06 17:31

  +70
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  So rare so amazing

  Indian Jones and the Late Return

  2014-12-06 17:31

  +24
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  The struggle zD

  Anime name?

  2014-12-06 16:30

  +9
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  Soon... I will be consumed... by them.... by the Dark

  Breast is white meat due to lack of use of the muscle...

  2014-12-06 06:34

  +2
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  Basically

  0% chance of sleep

  2014-12-05 20:32

  +14
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  Damn it

  <3

  2014-12-05 17:58

  +1
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  Damn it

  Please don't leave me alone in here

  2014-12-05 14:51

  +3
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  Jejeje

  *tap* "as i was saying"

  2014-12-05 14:37

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  Me as a parent

  That is really fricken easy. My brother would be ungrounded in 2 days tops. (I have a job that makes me nocturnal, so i can't really do much)

  2014-12-05 14:30

  +4
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  I think the reindeer have selective hearing...

  I bet that house got a lot of crap from santa

  2014-12-04 21:00

  +3
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  Rock paper scissors

  The paper is raping the rock, but the rock likes anal so it's ok for him.

  2014-12-03 16:32

  +8
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  Title is mad

  "I'm pretty sure i can do better than you..."

  2014-12-03 16:31

  -8
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  Your own Cyber Monday Sale!

  Well I assume best buy and radio shack are good. Amazon probably has some good deals as well. Pretty much anything that sells electronics in large variety.

  2014-12-01 15:40

  +1
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  Your own Cyber Monday Sale!

  Too bad nobody wants you, soydolphin.

  2014-12-01 15:31

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  SWEAR TO ME

  Fuck those reskinned magikarps

  2014-12-01 10:33

  +61
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  More relevant than ever now...

  As a Kansan, I totally agree.

  2014-11-26 21:30

  +3
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  sick shot

  God damn it carl!

  2014-11-26 21:23

  +2
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  Spent hours playing Robotrek

  What about suicide?

  2014-11-26 21:22

  +1
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  Best kind of present

  I'll give this to any hot chick that wants... Sadly they don't want it from me

  2014-11-25 16:33

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  Just don't

  I'm going to become a fashion designer and i'll make a suit that goes over your shoulders and thighs, but leaves everything else bare. That'll be the best fashion trend in the history of ever.

  2014-11-25 16:32

  +24
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  Nope

  Dear god! That's evil!

  2014-11-25 16:30

  +34
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  sleep

  I would like to never sleep... It'd be great

  2014-11-25 16:25

  +1
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  Assassin creed world logos

  Where do I sign?

  2014-11-25 16:23

  +3