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  Hedgehog

  Google confirmed. Culinary lobsters’ hearts would stop from the cold water and then they’d be crushed by the pressure on the way down.

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  For computernaut

  I didn’t realize how hard it is to track down old memes but glad I found it.

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  For computernaut

  Lol is Anne no longer active? She was a treasure.

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  Bait and switch

  lol nope A couple more years of payments left!

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  You don't say!

  People consider the stupidest :shit: to be deal breakers. But tbh I think that’s just a by-product and the real cause is not believing in the sanctity of marriage. Some people don’t think of it as a serious commitment for life that must be preserved even if it’s difficult. If it gets inconvenient or unfun, they think it’s ok to just bounce and maybe try again later.

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  You don't say!

  Found it. I’ll post it for you now, budday

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  You don't say!

  What do you mean by “aren’t compatible”? Like one likes to stay up late and one likes to get up early? Are those people incompatible?

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  You don't say!

  I think in this case it’s merely an indicator of a partnership between people with traditional views of marriage. Ofc people don’t literally stay together simply because of their last name.

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  You don't say!

  Isn’t there a meme about women trotting out an exception every time someone makes a broadly true categorization?

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  You don't say!

  I think there’s a tendency these days to accept that it “doesn’t work” rather than making it work, even in cases where there is no infidelity or abuse, though I would posit that infidelity rates are higher than ever in liberal western society but I did zero research on that so tell me if I’m wrong.

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  If you can be self sufficient you are a benefit

  I ask you this: is educating poor people a good idea? If so, should middle class people pay for it?

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  Foreign food causes disease

  The US is roundly criticized for dumping food on the international markets. The government pays farmers to grow corn, soybeans, wheat, and rice so they can dump it on China and Latin America for well under what it costs to produce. So they ARE supporting US farmers, probably more than they should.

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  Oh yeah

  Why’s that? I have family in Osseo who never left so there must be something good up there, right?

  2026-09-17 09:27

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  Feminist Solidarity With Child Murderer

  Yeah, it’s a joke, and then one of the top comments on here is about how women should be arrested for doing this

  2026-09-17 08:41

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  Feminist Solidarity With Child Murderer

  They’re doing a heart. Pic is unrelated to Clancy. This is obvious (but apparently effective) ragebait.

  2026-09-16 18:23

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  When Windows Modules Installer invites itself on my system

  He obviously had a massive stroke and he’s barely hanging on, but the right won’t admit it because they need him to hold on so they don’t lose his seat.

  2026-09-16 18:22

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  Libs Big Mad

  Lol go to a poor neighborhood in the UK. You’ll be surprised how many white criminals there are. I would posit that you may actually just not like poor people

  2026-09-16 18:19

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  Libs Big Mad

  I read this like the Emperor was saying it in an upbeat, friendly way.

  2026-09-16 18:16

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  Libs Big Mad

  Well I guarantee you THAT won’t happen because the plunging white birth rate was never about immigration or its effects. It was about birth control, secular values, and selfishness.

  2026-09-16 18:14

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  Junk

  I don’t get it

  2026-09-16 12:23

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  That aged terribly

  This is your scheduled reminder that it’s not too late to try a new activity that you think you might enjoy, change careers, or build something. Or all of the above. You only get 1 play-through, so make it the one you want for yourself.

  2026-09-16 09:23

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  That aged terribly

  

  2026-09-16 09:21

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  If anyone asks me if I know the context I will plead the ...

  Thanks

  2026-09-15 20:49

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  xrockinzombiex I wanna have your baby

  lol all I did was ask what his achievements were. Jeez, touchy! Fine then, keep your secrets

  2026-09-15 12:04

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  If anyone asks me if I know the context I will plead the ...

  What is it?

  2026-09-15 11:02

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  xrockinzombiex I wanna have your baby

  How’s that going for you? You achieving some big achievements there?

  2026-09-14 17:33

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  Wow - barely noticeable...

  Right? Vote with your wallet. If it’s not for you, then don’t go, but why hate on something other people enjoy?

  2026-09-14 17:31

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  Wow - barely noticeable...

  My theory is that one of the reasons they jack up the price is actually to reduce the number of third worlders fighting. Imagine if they had a “teens get in free with high school ID” night

  2026-09-14 17:30

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  My own apartment though

  Lol you’re such a :faggot:. The point was rent is pretty close to $5k/mo and you can def be close to :shitty: areas even for that price. You’re so focused on the details that you missed the entire point of the conversation, which is that you’re a :cock:-smoking :faggot: and your mother is a :tranny: :whore: whose :cock: you :suck: every night. Good day, sir!

  2026-09-13 19:37

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  If you hate ceos and businesses you should hate the polit...

  Yeah, government regulation is bad. We should unwind slaughterhouse laws back to 1905

  2026-09-13 10:34

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  Peak 4am civilization

  That’s basically going out in jammies. You get a pass

  2026-09-12 23:49

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  My own apartment though

  “Acktually it’s only $4,088/mo, not $5,000/mo” is not the dunk you think it is. And you better believe there are still “diverse” communities, huge public housing developments, and shelters in Manhattan.

  2026-09-12 18:44

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  The Babylon Bee is a national treasure

  My theory is he promised to quietly let Trump do whatever he wants in NYC but that they agreed he would have to publicly posture against him so his own party doesn’t throw him out, and that he’d try to help him on cost of living issues.

  2026-09-12 17:58

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  The Babylon Bee is a national treasure

  I’m still curious what was said at that Trump/Mamdani meeting that they came out with an apparently durable truce.

  2026-09-12 10:27

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  My own apartment though

  Average rent in NYC is $3,707 now. $6,655 for Manhattan. Sauce: August 27, 2026 Newsweek article.

  2026-09-11 08:50

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  Iphone Duo meme

  Yeah but the animations aren’t worth an 8 year wait

  2026-09-10 23:35

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  Banking lifehack unlocked

  You’d have to leave the country. Sounds possible but probably a huge PITA and you’d probably always have it in the back of your mind that it could come crashing down around you.

  2026-09-10 23:34

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  F

  Of all the arguments for AfD, this take kind of sucks. You could literally say “why did they do it?!” about for any reactionaries throughout history. You could say it about the rise of the far-left and wokeness.

  2026-09-10 14:05

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  Thoughts on the Iphone duo?

  I predict it will go much higher than that now that special snowflake Apple did it.

  2026-09-10 14:00

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  Iphone Duo meme

  But look how clean the opening animation is I like Apple but I can’t believe how :fucking: long it took them to release a folding iPhone

  2026-09-10 13:57

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  Banking lifehack unlocked

  Ok but you’ll be required to pay restitution if you ever get legal employment again.

  2026-09-10 13:49

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  Peak 4am civilization

  At 4am or in broad daylight?

  2026-09-10 13:43

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  Penny was CIA

  I believe the strategy for nose jobs is to create one that “isn’t anything special”.

  2026-09-08 20:15

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  Penny was CIA

  

  2026-09-08 15:55

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  It's always flip flops

  

  2026-09-07 19:07

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  Im back

  Catching cases of what? Herpes like your mom?

  2026-09-05 17:18

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  dongs in a job

  Probably not Social Security but 401k go brrrr

  2026-09-05 17:07

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  Cfsfg

  At least 11 people do

  2026-09-05 16:59

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  Lmao

  Tbh she kinda looked like that before too. I don’t think this was the solution she hoped it would be, but she always seemed like a Debbie Downer.

  2026-09-04 08:18

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  Repeal the 19th

  This guy is clearly relishing the female attention

  2026-09-04 08:14

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  Gottem

  This is really the root cause of most mental illness and societal ills IMO.

  2026-09-04 08:10

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  Galaxy cat unlocked

  AI and gay

  2026-09-02 13:36

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  Japan asks South Korea for help with the birth rate bro

  If I have to connect the dots for y’all, it’s lack of birth control. Not that I’m advocating for it, but if they were to ban all forms of birth control, the population would explode overnight.

  2026-09-01 22:20

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  Disney rumor speedrun

  Specifically, they canned the staff responsible for making female superheroes ugly, flat, and overpowered, the staff that made the woke Pixar flicks, and digital marketing teams.

  2026-09-01 11:40

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  Japan asks South Korea for help with the birth rate bro

  So they should ask countries in sub-Saharan Africa, Hasidic :Jews:, and Afghanistan under the Taliban how they have such high birth rates?

  2026-09-01 11:26

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  Bro asked for recipes

  What kind of deer is that? Not white tail.

  2026-08-31 11:35

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  H1B

  Acktually, B-2 visa overstays result in more illegal/suspicious immigration than H1-B.

  2026-08-30 10:47

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  Plot armour

  It’s ok to like stuff that isn’t family or church, hater.

  2026-08-29 12:45

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  The good ol reliable

  Anybody remember Limewire?

  2026-08-29 10:20

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  GTA 6 please fail

  They made fun of that YouTuber by making him a gay prostitute in the game. How is that in any way “woke”?

  2026-08-28 22:23

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  GTA 6 please fail

  Watch the gameplay video they released today and tell me what you think. It certainly helped assuage my fears of a woke GTA. The digital-only thing still :sucks: :donkeyballs:.

  2026-08-27 23:58

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  GTA 6 please fail

  Am I the only one who thought it looked good in the video released today?

  2026-08-27 19:42

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  GTA 6 please fail

  Vid today didn’t look woke to me. Decidedly unwoke, in fact.

  2026-08-27 19:41

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  My 10-year-old absolutely cooked this speed limit sign

  Why can’t people just cop to making silly jokes? Why do they feel the need to publicly blame it on their kid?

  2026-08-27 17:39

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  fedFagPost

  I can only dream that my side hustles turn a profit one day

  2026-08-27 09:29

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  Christian Bale quietly built a foster care village

  Yeah? What’s he funding? His foundation is a joke. It’s just a tax deduction for his indoctrination school for SpaceX employees’ kids.

  2026-08-26 09:44

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  Housing market upgrade

  I think these vans are pretty cool actually. Even the 70s one

  2026-08-25 09:22

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  aged poorly

  If you look at the UAP technology that we see today, moving through the atmosphere appears to be trivial.

  2026-08-24 08:52

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  no excuses

  And everybody clapped.

  2026-08-24 08:49

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  Taxation is extortion

  How did governments acquire the Earth? Well, I’m not sure we want to reverse course into warlordism… Look at Haiti. They’ve taken the power back from the government and returned to the traditional human form of collective governance

  2026-08-23 13:07

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  There's no more option to crop??

  That’s his prerogative. He’s “pretty high up in the hierarchy.”

  2026-08-23 09:00

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  boiling water again

  There aren’t a lot of good ways to convert high entropy heat into near-zero entropy mechanical work or electrical current.

  2026-08-21 10:38

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  Get yourself an Adam

  What happened to Spade?

  2026-08-21 10:33

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  wrong expectations

  I have a light prescription so I only wear my glasses in situations where I want to be perceived as smart.

  2026-08-21 10:32

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  slop detected

  What do you think we say? “Gee, what a great post”?

  2026-08-20 21:12

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  college genius

  And then you turn 35 and see a peer riding a razor scooter and wearing a Snuggie and you say “How did that guy :fuck: up so bad?”

  2026-08-20 20:06

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  Rip Millenials

  Are you the individual in this meme? If so, wtf are you complaining about, you can handle the stated expenses. If not :stfu:, the meme isn’t about you :retard:

  2026-08-18 08:25

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  Christian Bale quietly built a foster care village

  I sometimes wonder why Elon doesn’t spend some of his gazillions on trying to fix social issues. I guess he figures green cars and rockets to the moon are enough and the rest is earmarked for baby mama payouts?

  2026-08-18 08:16

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  Christian Bale quietly built a foster care village

  If the data center fiasco is anything to go by, city authorities have no problem keeping plans under wraps from their constituents.

  2026-08-18 08:14

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  plot twist

  

  2026-08-18 08:10

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  Infinite money glitch

  That’s why they rent lambos and huge houses. Just as a backdrop to make you think they do have millions.

  2026-08-17 21:33

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  Gotta check on mine

  Google says that’s bull

  2026-08-17 16:19

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  Gotta check on mine

  But in humid conditions the hot air holds more moisture so condensation is less likely. Not sure I understand the science here. Normally hot, dry conditions are best for preventing rust, hence the classic cars and military boneyards in Arizona.

  2026-08-17 08:42

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  Feminism, that's why

  Yeah, some of us instead just ruminate and hyperfixate on our cringey mistakes like absolute chads

  2026-08-17 08:35

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  Feminism, that's why

  Because men and women are different. Duh. Did the Dems convince you otherwise?

  2026-08-17 08:34

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  Reading books

  I read some of the books my kid was assigned in high school and I agree. There are some powerful new ones out there. Also some that are too… vernacular for my personal taste. I think Goodreads has opened up writing to more people and the cream rises to the top. At least sometimes

  2026-08-17 08:11

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  Redistributing wealth is snake oil speak for tricking you...

  One more tax hike and the golden goose that is the basement dwelling neckbeards on this site are gonna move out!

  2026-08-16 22:07

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  Redistributing wealth is snake oil speak for tricking you...

  100% true. At this point most of the people in America are illegals. Their transgender surgeries are now costing more than our national debt service. 99% of social security and Medicare benefits go to illegals. Trump alone can end it. #trump2028

  2026-08-16 22:04

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  Duplicitous

  Lol sounds like cardio day

  2026-08-16 17:06

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  Big Tent Joke

  Lol everybody downvoting LolFartNoise like they don’t recognize /s

  2026-08-16 17:01

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  Breaking News — I like 50cent now

  Is his music worth checking out? If you like 90s pop rap. He had some catchy hits. He got pretty based in the last decade tho, about Epstein clients and stuff.

  2026-08-14 08:03

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  SAFS (Socialists Against Free Speech) will hate this post

  Yep. And Dasani. I don’t touch any of that :shit: anymore either. Or Budweiser products.

  2026-08-13 22:55

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  It's the plot I swear

  I thought she was fun to hate. They wrote her to be extremely hatable.

  2026-08-13 17:48

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  SAFS (Socialists Against Free Speech) will hate this post

  I haven’t since they went woke and hired trainers to teach their corporate staff to act less white

  2026-08-13 17:31

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  Google moment

  Ulterior*

  2026-08-12 23:50

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  Say no to the sob stories

  Brutal

  2026-08-12 23:47

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  he returns

  But he’s not if he’s consuming caffeine

  2026-08-12 13:05

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  Universal translators would absolutely break on desert names

  TIL

  2026-08-12 13:03

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  Say no to the sob stories

  What was the game-winning rejection?

  2026-08-12 10:03

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  Say no to the sob stories

  it can work out tho. People do change over time. Gonna be 20 years in April.

  2026-08-12 09:54

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