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  Got news mom

  Get a project car, i.e. make sure you also have a daily driver to get to work/school so you can learn and tool around leisurely

  2020-06-06 12:56

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  Adolph

  It was funnier if I assumed that Jewish people are just afraid of dolphins because random and unfounded stereotypes are actually funny, opposed to a lame ass Adolf joke

  2020-02-16 11:20

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  Free Death

  That's a big assumption, what if it's nothing like sleep

  2020-02-10 10:08

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  Rich 100

  Currently in the USA, where I live anyways, public bathrooms are not a right. County taxes can pay for facilities that provide public bathrooms though, like parks and beaches.

  2020-01-31 21:41

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  Nice hair

  Well it's a pretty fried meme, I bet we used to be able to see the towel too

  2020-01-31 21:35

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  Murica

  Whoever is downvoting you is wicked retarded. Nobody even responded to your valid question. It's not wrong to ask for sources for those statements. Its anti-American to stifle questions like this.

  2020-01-31 18:56

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  smart

  You got a LOICENSE for that, Virus?* Ftfy

  2020-01-31 18:51

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  Litte old ladies are the worst

  Sometimes you're busy. I don't like being stopped in the middle of stuff to chat. A quick hello is just fine.

  2020-01-11 21:16

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  CAKE

  His joke but worse

  2020-01-10 16:31

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  Happy new year!

  If you have to ask, you'll never know

  2020-01-02 22:40

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  Uaw

  I was thinking the same!! Looks just like Mike birbiglia

  2019-12-28 06:34

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  Fax

  In conjunction, they are vastly overpriced so that sales people can then offer "steep" discounts to close the sale

  2019-12-25 12:41

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  title

  And he do

  2019-12-22 15:47

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  Are you making the right choice? The bread is 99 cents ch...

  My note 9 takes magazine quality photos

  2019-12-22 15:30

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  Bg

  Damn bro your bros are snoozin

  2019-12-22 15:24

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  Awww, what an adorable old lady

  Acid is hardcore enlightenment - it's the literal red pill

  2019-12-22 14:42

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  We shall all follow their lead

  What kind of poserino faggeroli wants to "be made to" want to kill themself

  2019-11-17 18:44

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  Not bad

  Yeah I get it, actual camo is a shittier version of cloaking

  2019-11-14 19:54

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  They want us to think the first one was the original film...

  Every major company is listening to you, their execution just isnt as premier as this sonic redo

  2019-11-14 06:14

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  Monday

  Yeah but also OT after 8 hrs in a day, and double OT after 10 hrs in a day

  2019-11-01 20:58

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  Guess I’m still in story mode

  Starter Family Pack DLC is awesome basically dont ever sleep just work and increase monthly expense by 3500

  2019-11-01 20:46

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  @ basic economics

  President Nixon was the last presidency to see a gold-backed dollar. We operate on a fiat currency. If you look at the rate of inflation between the 70s and today you'd poop your butt bro

  2019-11-01 20:37

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  Why don't homeless people just buy a house?

  OP Can you lend me $100000?I have no job or ability to repay you. Where do I sign

  2019-11-01 10:46

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  Just so everyone remembers, Halloween is the last day you...

  This works better without the top part

  2019-10-31 17:29

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  Bask in my glory

  Then the boss found a huge turd on his keyboard when he returned, right? "This lady's service dog, boss, well I couldnt kick them out it's against the law"

  2019-10-31 15:07

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  carefully, he’s a hero

  Like illegally detaining them? Nah, usually once a person is willing to hurt themselves or others they're considered mentally unstable and aren't going to be treated as any other person walking down the street

  2019-10-30 14:10

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  Good luck with that...

  Please elaborate? Shims usually create space... but that lock looks like it ain't moving anywhere. And you'd need to somehow pry it over 1" minimum to try and fit the key in. Please show me what I'm doing wrong here

  2019-10-14 16:05

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  Well I need to find a new place.

  My wife doesnt appreciate my humor at all so I so my best to send her cute faggy memes. Also, I've never suggested a divorce for any reason, that's a terrible strategy to get someone to laugh

  2019-10-14 10:46

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  *sarcasm*

  Same, I was first thinking all those games were removed from PS Now or some shit bc a couple of those are on. On a related note, everybody who has played video games has either killed someone or not killed someone. Think about THAT

  2019-09-19 16:48

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  Mooom

  The lesson is dont shit on The floor and blame your poor dad all the time

  2019-09-19 14:21

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  Some life advice

  If I saw the last donut in the box I would just inhale it in mere nanoseconds and be on my way, toot-suite

  2019-09-17 21:08

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  Relatable

  I peel them as skinny and thinly as possible for maximum cheese pleasure

  2019-09-16 21:46

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  We did it

  I would also like to know this

  2019-08-23 19:47

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  Do any my memes do this

  Somebody help this man

  2019-08-15 20:33

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  DOLLAR TREE

  They will sell you "3-pks" of hotdogs for 2 dollars when an 8 pack is 3 dollars at walmart... trust me, dollar stores are designed to create the illusion of saving, but you are simply parting with less money much more frequently

  2019-08-14 14:34

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  Second comm is gay

  Thank you for explaining the joke now it's way funnier

  2019-08-04 17:41

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  I better be a robot....

  People that feel different than they look (i.e. trans) have significantly higher suicide rates than those whose appearance is in congruence with their identity. Change my mind

  2019-08-04 16:53

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  Monday

  I think your boss can make you work over 40 in any job, as long as there are no contractual provisions as you said

  2019-08-01 19:11

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  Monday

  Hell yeee I'm in the post office and it's the same, double time once you go over 56 hrs for the week, if they want to hemorrhage cash into my bank for me to scan packages I'm all in

  2019-08-01 19:10

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  True

  Perhaps his finger too?

  2019-08-01 10:15

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  Better safe than sorry

  What's the intention? If you say you're just chatting but that girl gives you butterflies and you're excited to see/talk to her, you're lining yourself up for a cheating

  2019-07-30 14:29

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  who needs title

  Check made out from Life Insurance Co. - should have said "so who died??"

  2019-07-30 09:22

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  Snitches get po po....

  That's literally the only place the police wont come snooping, how about you take a hike ya normie

  2019-07-29 09:32

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  I don't like coconuts

  Pro tip: write the alphabet with your tongue when performing cunnilingus - you will win every time, usually before you get to Z

  2019-07-25 11:54

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  Yep

  Soon you will understand. Everybody is your friend, even when you dont talk. When you finally do talk again just pick up where you left off. Dont hold hard feelings, life gets busy for everyone.

  2019-07-05 19:13

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  Sickness

  So you have shitty cloudy water?

  2019-07-03 13:10

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  *stares intensifies

  Whet

  2019-06-26 12:49

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  More tank memes

  Every military base has a Post Office and has people traversing the red zone for a couple hundred years now. FedEx is late

  2019-06-24 19:08

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  Who else used this?

  Does anyone else think it's supposed to imitate the appearance of Hollywood spotlights? Also, this was cool for gamers in 2000 when we were all kids

  2019-06-24 19:00

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  Improbable

  I think Patrick is just on drugs most of the time but he was sober when Spengboi woke him

  2019-06-24 18:57

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  Now that's revenge...

  I give him points for good form, but what the fuck kinda pizza hut has waitresses?

  2019-06-21 12:49

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  cocaine

  BUT BABIES ARE prove me wrong

  2019-06-21 12:38

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  ELON MUSK

  Stonks and bonks gotta make that ßŘæĐ

  2019-06-21 12:37

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  Hahaha wow...

  Cancer'n'd*

  2019-06-20 16:04

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  Cats v Dogs. Who would win in a world conquest?

  It's okay fuk cats

  2019-06-08 11:40

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  They're evolving

  Kinda like those big missle launcher vehicles, but significantly less effective

  2019-06-08 11:34

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  this

  One tea spoon is a gram of sugar, if you dump 43 teaspoons in a glass you'll see it's a fuckin lot of sugar

  2019-05-30 09:58

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  Truth....

  I have a two year old and an infant. There is never silence. Always chaos. God help us

  2019-05-28 20:26

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  Fr

  I herd u liek ()

  2019-05-11 07:46

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  Ye

  If you're in the same timezone as me, you posted this at 12:31am. That's 23 and a half hours of binging, friend... and I believe in you!!!

  2019-05-11 07:33

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  If only I could find a Taki chip powder ball

  £æm●ņ

  2019-05-11 05:44

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  Hmmmm

  Ikr, if all those land grabbing immigrants would get out of Palestine there might actually be peace in the region. And if Americans had their land back from imperialists, America would really be great again. /mic drop

  2019-03-24 14:44

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  this is sad

  Only* $16.60

  2019-03-24 13:04

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  13 hearts ain't enough cheif

  U fuken know it Champ

  2019-03-24 13:01

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  Running in and out of time

  For real tho how do I obtain this Homer swag status

  2019-03-22 11:28

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  Aww

  Yeah, why? I thought the purpose of searing was to preserve moisture. This would indicate that a reverse sear would result in a dried-ass steak.

  2019-03-21 17:13

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  I always said chugga twice growing up

  8 is the only true way

  2019-03-19 20:01

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  Heroing done right

  Well if you're not famous you can still brighten somebodies day. Throw out a random complement every once in a while, and make it genuine. That's what real magic is.

  2019-03-09 09:46

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  Ping

  Reporting for doody

  2019-03-07 06:31

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  Birds

  This is exactly what my 2 year old does

  2019-03-04 07:34

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  I was scared of this balloon things as a kid

  Puttin the Fun in Funeral

  2019-02-17 16:57

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  Damn

  MmmHmm I do I do I do I doooohoooo

  2019-02-17 16:38

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  Everybody get should get one secret fake account. I just ...

  Samsung pay does this as well

  2019-02-17 16:36

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  Babysitting the spawn of Satan

  You know what, actually I hate those things too

  2019-02-17 16:21

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  Babysitting the spawn of Satan

  Isn't there already enough hate in the world, though?

  2019-02-17 16:14

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  I'll still hang out sometime

  Drugs are bad, weed is good. I don't understand what you're implying.

  2019-02-17 16:12

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  Lmao

  It's not a crime to be an asshole. There are social consequences though, as well as karmic consequences (I like to believe, anyway).

  2019-02-17 16:07

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  Lmao

  Union is the shit, I get paid way too much for the work asked of me. And I get overtime all I want. Down side is that people who suck get saved from being fired so you're stuck with them.

  2019-02-17 16:05

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  Couples will do amazing things for each other and I love ...

  That's a good idea, putting that one away for 30 years (assuming we have parks and benches still)

  2019-02-17 15:35

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  To u u u u u ...!!!

  

  2019-02-16 08:45

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  hit or miss, i committed born yah

  This kind of content is what I'm here for

  2019-02-15 21:28

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  To u u u u u ...!!!

  This exactly

  2019-02-15 21:00

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  WWI in a nutshell

  This is a bad meme because it doesn't come with a sub to FUCKING ROSETTA STONE

  2019-02-15 20:56

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  mail

  Every carrier delivers a specified route. If other mail carrier's homes falls on that route then so be it.

  2019-02-15 20:47

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  Adorable

  Then you have sheep veal

  2019-02-15 18:36

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  Best suggestion ever...

  This man is right. I would not handle it well if I were cheated on by someone I dearly loved but the saying goes "all is fair in love and war". There are non-legal consequences to cheating that are more damaging to the offender than jail time.

  2019-02-15 18:32

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  Where can I find this?

  I don't know if it would be legal to sell an alcohol product with no smell or taste. It opens the door to risks such as an unsuspecting person accidentally drinking too much of this thinking its water and then ending up in the ER

  2019-02-14 08:27

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  Where can I find this?

  Username checks out

  2019-02-14 08:24

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  Ye

  Yeah KFC has taken a real dive. I love popeyes but the new ones near me have ridiculous prices and are slow af. When will a real challenger appear?

  2019-02-12 15:38

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  Repost classic

  Don't be afraid to flop, expect 1/100 to say yes so when 2 say yes then you're feeling like a champ.

  2019-02-11 10:25

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  Repost classic

  Don't do it, respect bro code. That's a sweet gift and a total signal to a girl that you're into her but you need to have established some rapport first, make sure she is single and shows at least SOME interest in you or you're gonna flop. Also,

  2019-02-11 10:24

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  British police get boolied hard here ;D

  Wibbledy wobbledy wooooOO, see I can speak British too

  2019-02-02 15:34

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  Title

  Unless your workforce is unionized you are f r e e t o f u c k o f f - boss

  2019-02-01 10:39

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  modern solutions

  I can attest, this mighty faggot speaks the truth. my whole Jr year of college I took pics of notes, never looked at them again and got all D's. The stuff I remembered was what I wrote down by hand.

  2019-02-01 10:37

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  The SAVEGRY!

  Same bro

  2019-01-30 14:36

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  Love it when someone puts down their phone and just lives...

  someone ate my last chicken tendie

  2019-01-28 09:45

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  Prototype dick in a box

  Fuckin lol'd

  2019-01-18 20:23

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  Gurls be playin

  Y tho

  2019-01-17 18:12

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  How morning wood works

  He knows

  2019-01-16 14:33

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  Ill explain why this happens in the comments

  Yeah I also like the cicadas at night (am in FL) but I can't hear the soothing sounds of my local airport because the cicadas are too loud

  2019-01-15 14:04

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