Últimos comentarios

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  #5.4

  That's the Freedomizer 6.8 Mk V

  2015-03-28 01:32

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  Tastes like one too

  Pokemon: Yay!!! Vegetables: Boo!!!

  2015-03-28 01:25

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  Vigo, possessor of babies.

  "I have met some dumb blondes in my day but you really take the taco pal."

  2015-03-27 19:25

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  Thumb war!

  Delta Phi Epsilon is a sorority, just so you know.

  2015-03-17 15:37

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  Liquid G Diet

  I'm not wondering how she got the seats, I am wondering what man would want to put his dick inside that?

  2015-03-17 08:08

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  Just do it

  There is this woman who goes to my gym and she is on the bigger side. But she has definitely made changes from when she first got there. When I see her, I always let her know that she busts her ass more than most of the "fit" people who go. Props to her!

  2015-03-10 23:13

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  *-*

  Is he a Yankee fan or Red Sox fan!? I don't know whether to hate him or ask him how he feels about the Red Sox line-up for the upcoming season.

  2015-03-08 01:40

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  .

  I didn't know R. Kelly was in Batman.

  2015-03-05 16:36

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  Do die do

  Where is the pooper trooper?

  2015-03-01 23:52

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  lol

  This is police brutality... I want to go sledding now but I live in TX.

  2015-02-28 17:21

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  True

  Skyrim: The Quest Simulator

  2015-02-23 23:37

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  Halo 2

  I would either pick Final Fantasy 8 or Skyrim. And yes I did mean FF8 and not FF7.

  2015-02-22 02:54

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  No way

  It is funny how we, as humans, put one little detail into something and it jacks up the price and people must have it.

  2015-02-21 15:29

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  Everything is explained

  Funny thing is that most girls, I know, have said they would rather have a man who is confident over many other traits.

  2015-02-20 14:00

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  The difference

  The difference is that I would want to have relations with the gymnast.

  2015-02-20 04:52

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  Born: maybe

  Fun fact of the day: His last name is "Shortman."

  2015-02-20 00:36

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  You still coming in, right?

  Manager: We are short the people who called off because they wanted to drink. I can't fire them because they are my friends so you have to cover for them.

  2015-02-17 09:12

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  Beat this kid

  Light up shoes always helped me run faster.

  2015-02-13 18:30

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  Ahh ok

  What does "being/acting white" mean?

  2015-02-10 14:25

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  Wonder who she had to sleep with to get free

  "Equality"

  2015-02-03 12:40

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  Staying up all night watching porn counts too?

  I am with you here. The idea is skewed and probably generalized by individuals who stay up late conducting and creating research due to its tedious nature.

  2015-02-02 00:03

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  Too tall or too small

  Doesn't matter had Snu Snu!

  2015-02-01 01:01

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  True story

  *your

  2015-01-30 17:25

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  Every single time...

  These are the people who come in, try on like 10 combinations of clothing and either: 1. Buy one item. 2. Say they were just looking and walk out (20 minutes later). 3. Bitch because they need tailoring (for the next day) and the tailor is already off.

  2015-01-30 17:15

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  Women Logic

  All I have to say is that Tinder is supposedly a dating app but is used for shallow hook ups. A woman would not swipe right if you are ugly as shit, even if you do aid puppies find new homes. Y'know?

  2015-01-30 11:11

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  Love it

  : It's going down, I'm yelling.. (Deaf Guy) :... (Deaf Guy):... (Deaf Guy): Kember!!!

  2015-01-30 11:02

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  Challenge accepted

  What they mean is one out of seven chips are perfect for eating and the others are just crap.

  2015-01-25 00:34

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  too strong

  As long as I have my Jinzo on the field all trap cards are rendered useless.

  2015-01-22 20:19

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  Catholic schools be like

  I am a Lutheran, but I have often wondered if God protects from evil why do people fear the number? I know it is the "Devil's Number" but why fear something if protection is there?

  2015-01-02 23:42

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  Jobs..

  You need experience for this job that is the beginning stages of this company but remember all of the experience you got through 4-5 years in college does not count towards this.

  2014-12-19 12:07

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  God damn puzzle!

  I remember seeing some winners and being immediately jealous of their prizes.

  2014-12-19 11:58

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  User error

  It was short but what they added more to the game (in the Tower and generally) that helps out a lot.

  2014-12-18 00:46

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  So many feels

  If for some reason I don't have kids, and have the money to do so, I want to help a kid go to college.

  2014-12-12 17:23

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  Doom on gba

  Holy correct 90s Problem Meme Batman!!!

  2014-12-11 14:39

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  Smokey from trailer park boys

  Fuck off Bobandy, and don't take your fucking pants off!!!

  2014-11-28 00:46

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  "Me dijo sólo la puntita"

  Me gusta las galletas.

  2014-11-28 00:09

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  God just dunked it

  This is the universe making it so that ball is indeed life.

  2014-11-08 19:01

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  ,

  How the fuck could you actually duel with those. I mean, the holograms never fucking worked and I don't have bionic vision to see what you have on the field 10 feet away.

  2014-11-07 15:21

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  That feeling. ...

  Pac Man, every damn time.

  2014-11-07 15:18

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  Obey the law

  Idea for Youtube Video Series: "How different video game/movie characters deal with FNAF"

  2014-11-07 15:12

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  Republicans be like

  This is so perfect, I cannot see how this can fail!

  2014-11-03 08:25

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  Quite Odd

  I hope they gave out awesome candy. Nothing worse than a decked out house that only gave out smarties and dum dums.

  2014-11-02 09:49

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  Perkele

  As a graduate student, I can 100% confirm this every step of the way from Elementary through a Masters Program.

  2014-10-27 18:56

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  pawn

  He has a guy who knows all about Daedric Artifacts and he can be there in 3 days from Solitude.

  2014-10-21 23:16

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  it's true....

  So this is where the Cabal came from.

  2014-10-09 13:02

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  Onwer is da real mvp

  We meet again Lone Star!

  2014-09-27 00:05

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  Japanese Pokemon condoms

  Hmm... where can I purchase such goods?

  2014-09-27 00:02

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  amazing cosplay

  The Humping Robot! I want to go as this for Halloween.

  2014-09-26 17:36

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  :( poor boy

  If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

  2014-09-10 11:08

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  Some good liquor choices though

  So this is how those people who can't pay me back drink awesome liquor.

  2014-09-06 20:21

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  Just remember

  Just got back from... uhhh researching and I will say the desired result has been found.

  2014-08-31 22:58

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  Workin for the booty

  Even after this, if she uses the "I had a long stressful day" excuse... SURPRISE!!! Sex relieves stress and wakes you up!!! It's called science, look it up.

  2014-08-30 09:54

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  Well ... I noticed.

  "I'm not your pal, guy!"

  2014-08-29 08:22

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  poor bf

  Social media will be the downfall in this case for her. Yay hard evidence and general stupidity.

  2014-08-27 10:07

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  The Choice Is Yours

  Beat, skeet, throw twinkie, and run. Done and done!

  2014-08-25 19:11

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  ok good morning

  Is this the purge people have been talking about?

  2014-08-20 20:30

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  greatest childhood memories

  The one with Spongebob and Pearl going to prom still fucks with me to this day.

  2014-08-20 20:27

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  this clears things up

  How I tell the temperature: Go outside

  2014-08-20 20:24

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  good guy rockstar

  The reason why all the DLCs are free is because they know that people with no patience will buy the Shark Cards. That is where they make the money.

  2014-08-12 08:54

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  Everybody Online

  Imagine if there was a show where people met the individuals they interacted with online. Like with online gaming after all of the threats and shit.

  2014-08-05 10:39

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  This is my swamp, sorry if repost

  "This is my swamp"

  2014-07-29 04:12

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  The struggle is real...

  Going to School In the 90s: Backpack Cool Kicks Denim Jacket CD Player CD Booklet attached to backpack.

  2014-07-22 10:07

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  .

  "I wanna be, the ghetto-est, Like no one ever was, To roll blunts is my real test, To smoke them was my cause."

  2014-07-22 09:59

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  Fabolous

  I ran a marathon in these and never felt better.

  2014-07-22 09:57

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  I know the feels...

  On the other end of things, why doesn't she ever initiate sex? I mean, it is a two way street.

  2014-07-22 01:12

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  life

  When you are just talking: BJ and sex all the time. When you are BF/GF: No BJs, sex a lot. Engaged: Def no BJs, sex maybe (if she wants too) Married: Forget it!

  2014-07-18 23:56

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  Make sure you look good

  I am showing this to my manager, I work at a higher end big and tall store. This could help sales a bit.

  2014-07-17 13:51

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  Mini golf

  Would anybody else like to have relations with the female?

  2014-07-16 08:39

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  Hot Pocket

  Minecraft doesn't lie. This shit happens in real life too!

  2014-07-13 13:23

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  Masturbate-Ception!

  2014-07-06 21:00

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  Justice lol

  Only in Lancaster... somewhat proud to say I grew up there.

  2014-07-04 23:28

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  My childhood consisted of Battlefront, Morrowind, and KOTOR

  Dude, sniping on that map was killer. Just picking the enemy off as they walked right in. Cannot wait to play the 3rd one!

  2014-07-04 23:23

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  Favorite coupons?

  Retail Secret: Customers are dumb, can't read coupons, understand basic retail practices, and will become angry when confused.

  2014-07-03 12:51

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  for bitches...

  Honestly, there is nothing more attractive than a girl who is working to become the best version of her self. I would take a girl busting her ass off at the gym with some curves over a girl who doesn't try, that may or may not look like the girl pictured.

  2014-07-01 11:48

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  Respect the game

  I got pegged with a fastball to the back by a dude throwing 90-93 and that shit hurt for about 3 days.

  2014-06-28 10:23

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  3rd comment lives in a pineapple under the sea...

  *Remember

  2014-06-27 08:18

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  3rd comment lives in a pineapple under the sea...

  Does nobody rememver the panty raid?

  2014-06-27 08:17

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  From thug to this

  But now he doesn't even have to use his AK, everyday is a good day.

  2014-06-25 10:24

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  Big glove

  Dude, that is Brent Nielson from the EA All-Star Team in Triple Play 2001!

  2014-06-22 11:40

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  favorite Star Wars Character ?

  All this time I thought he was a badass... my life is a lie!

  2014-06-22 03:05

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  Arthur how could you

  

  2014-06-22 03:04

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  Feeling the need for speed costs $5

  I am pretty sure I would not have a bank account following that. Just call me Maverick.

  2014-06-21 20:29

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  He's not that crazy

  No one is crazy enough to take on the IRS... nobody.

  2014-06-17 23:52

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  Fifa soccer

  Soccer player is touched on back by opposing defender. "Oh my god my face, my face, it hurts so bad!!!"

  2014-06-17 10:34

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  ghetto quotes

  Tore my rotissire cuff once... most delicious injury I have ever had.

  2014-06-16 11:32

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  Tron Car 2

  ^I am glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.

  2014-06-13 08:20

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  doh

  Dat tag doe

  2014-06-11 14:18

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  ....

  Lonk is a good guy. Gave me gas money and didn't want me to pay him back. Link, however, smashed all my pots in my house. Asshole!

  2014-06-11 14:12

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  heil Hitler

  Oh nein they didn't!

  2014-06-08 11:53

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  Dat computer porn

  horsedick.mpeg

  2014-06-07 12:23

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  Muuuuuch faster

  Maybe I will have my college loans paid off!

  2014-06-07 10:06

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  Thank me later

  Hmm... time to go out and confirm this. I am going to poke random snakes with sticks.

  2014-06-07 00:36

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  I am a straight male and I would make out with him

  And just like that... I might be gay for Patrick Stewart.

  2014-06-06 15:13

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  oh god..

  ^I don't play on PC but I will check youtube for it. I wish I played on PC though.

  2014-06-06 00:09

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  Laid

  That is how many tickets it takes to get laid? Damn, I only have 10.

  2014-06-06 00:01

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  oh god..

  I would like to see a Skyrim Frozen Mod. Maybe it's own questline with Olaf as your follower.

  2014-06-05 23:41

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  Perfect woman....

  I am talking my Fiance into this for our wedding day! I have until August of 2015 so I should have time.

  2014-06-05 10:31

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  Well that was smart

  Honestly, I would rather have my girl gain some weight than have an 18+ year commitment.

  2014-06-05 10:23

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  nomnomnomnomnom

  This is me at 1st breakfast, real breakfast, lunch, 2nd lunch, then dinner.

  2014-06-04 22:53

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  Title

  I was going to wear that tomorrow... I guess I will have to change.

  2014-06-04 22:37

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