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  The wasteland

  Heart boxers

  2026-03-01 06:53

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  They weren't lying

  That's a lot of milk

  2026-02-02 17:43

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  ai took my job

  That's just management in general

  2025-12-03 18:22

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  Gandalf definitely did *something*

  He did it to scare him on purpose because he was irritated with him for "droppin some eaves"

  2025-11-12 05:29

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  weatherman discovers touchscreen

  This is the first I've heard that they don't still do that lol. Im not surprised though, I just haven't watched the weather in 10 years

  2025-10-16 16:45

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  recruitment over reproduction. That's how these lizards o...

  Praying's gayer than that

  2025-10-10 05:30

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  Millennials using PTO just to catch up on sleep

  I work nights. It shouldn't be that easy to just fall asleep instead of going to work

  2025-09-29 19:19

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  leg day lies

  Carrying around 200+ lbs for 40 years adds up

  2025-07-24 18:36

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  PS5 art from the kids? preserve that masterpiece

  Reminds me of that meme, "kids these days will never know the feeling of smashing a sandwich into the VCR"

  2025-07-01 03:15

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  AMC really said jalapeños or nothing

  There's a surprising amount of people who get shitfaced at movies now. Both theaters by me have full bars that'll deliver drinks during the movie. After a few drinks I'd want some spicy shit too lol

  2025-06-27 03:17

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  Ted throwing hands over Morrowind supremacy again

  Being able to just straight jump across a whole town was peak gaming. My grandpa used to play that shit so much it'd take a half hour to load

  2025-05-01 02:23

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  Getting a haircut

  A pair of clippers used to pay for themselves with a few haircuts. Now they're essentially free the first time you cut your own hair.

  2024-07-23 01:28

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  businessman

  20$ for a brownie seems impossible nowadays. In Michigan, edibles are damn near free. They're like, " just take this shit before it expires"

  2024-07-04 10:46

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  Or 4

  There's about 1000 episodes of something that I just never saw the end of because we had to leave

  2024-06-13 05:25

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  Wet Jean's preferably

  I usually just fall asleep in whatever I was wearing unless it's dirty

  2024-06-03 07:06

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  I feel attacked

  Bc kids don't know how to shut tf up

  2024-05-09 18:57

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  Sure thing

  What if your gun is a .22

  2024-05-01 18:40

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  Title

  Today

  2024-04-15 14:00

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  Wonder why we are where we are?

  I feel like it's always been different per city. I grew up in a smaller rural town, and ours was an 8 pt scale. 92-100 was an A, and everything under 68 was an F. But the closest big city was a 10 pt scale

  2024-04-06 19:34

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  wow cats have feelings

  Some cats are dicks

  2024-03-01 00:18

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  Monday workout motivation

  Tell me you don't know the difference between they're and their without telling me.

  2024-02-20 00:52

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  Reminds me of that tragedy

  Good ol Dickface. It doesn't matter what you name it, you'll just end up calling it, "the cat."

  2024-01-25 23:27

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  she insisted

  I read this in a gay voice

  2023-12-20 20:38

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  COVID!!!

  Kung-Flu

  2023-12-11 02:35

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  There also needs a word for when you are not hungry but w...

  Millenial

  2023-12-05 17:24

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  Based Grandma

  Those are for fossilcrafting

  2023-12-04 16:18

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  Alone in a castle with cats

  Where the day flows?

  2023-12-04 08:06

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  RIP Awana

  It's like cub scouts but for Jesus

  2023-11-19 21:47

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  Ha

  St Paul bought it

  2023-11-19 21:30

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  Pretty much

  It was the same time they found they could sell you 15 dog skins for 4.99 a piece

  2023-11-16 18:15

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  Who pays for this shit

  There's like 4 water fountains in every park and they're hidden inside other shit. Just went last summer. Nothing has a price listed and if it's not listed, it's 30$ Edit: the one water fountain we tried to use tasted like straight copper

  2023-11-15 23:34

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  Tinder single moms

  They're shitty in their own way, I'd rather jerk off

  2023-11-13 20:24

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  A year should have 13 months

  Ionno what greedless country you're from. But if there's 13 months. They're charging you rent 13 times and it's gonna be a "quantifiable difference" dipshit

  2023-11-12 17:02

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  title

  He'll literally teach anyone who asks, how to youtube(fish)

  2023-11-08 23:39

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  A year should have 13 months

  Surely you've heard "first of tha month" Not "1/12th of the year"

  2023-11-01 23:38

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  Old soul

  What age/level of fatness do you start tucking your gut into your pants?

  2023-10-27 06:54

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  Youtube premium meme

  Every couple months, they'll offer me 3 months for a dollar or some shit n I'll do it. But otherwise I'll go without. It's hella nice though on your phone.

  2023-10-24 00:13

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  Vvvbj

  I'm gonna leave shitty music blaring out of my shit car while I go pretend the gas station is a casino and take up the whole counter with scratch offs

  2023-10-21 17:49

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  Wingardium levioslay

  He was in the public eye a lot more when he was younger. When he was headmaster he was almost exclusively around wizards

  2023-10-11 15:38

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  That's one way to tear up a MAP

  I've always thought we should take a red hot curling iron, shove it up their ass and let them slowly die in a cell

  2023-10-04 18:24

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  In remembrance:

  I loved that movie when I was a kid. Taught me how to pour a shitload of cereal lol

  2023-10-03 04:29

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  Sore throat incoming

  Get a box of emergen-c and as soon as you start feeling sick take one. I hardly ever feel like shit for more than a day or 2. Even Covid felt like a bad hangover for a day n it was over

  2023-10-03 00:20

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  Or just didn’t have hbo and don’t know what torrents are

  Read the first page of the first book which was essentially a page long run-on sentence and said fuck that

  2023-10-02 23:47

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  Car vs protestors

  Reverse right up behind them and kill them with CO

  2023-09-28 13:06

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  what if multiple people are talking or the tv is playing?

  You spend 5 months crying whenever they change something at work, don't you?

  2023-09-15 21:18

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  this the type of trouble everyone is willing to have in t...

  I hate that I don't have time to close out of the launcher after launching games now

  2023-08-23 23:45

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  A sad reality.

  No balls anymore in the "land of the brave"

  2023-08-23 05:32

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  Nutrition

  Those that can't do, teach.

  2023-08-17 00:13

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  Boomba

  DJ Roomba vs Boomba

  2023-08-10 00:52

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  little duckerinos

  Look at all those chickens

  2023-07-17 00:50

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  see last meme

  Don't know why the downvotes.. it's true

  2023-07-16 13:46

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  Twxas

  People can't remember which seasons do what, that's why they need social media to tell them how to react.

  2023-07-16 13:44

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  Wow, wtf?

  They care, what they don't care about is making it somebody else's problem.

  2023-07-16 13:41

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  Wow, wtf?

  You had parents

  2023-07-16 13:40

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  Freshly caught from the wild

  That will only stop potheads. Everybody else can stay clean for a day to go pee in a cup

  2023-07-14 13:53

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  Isn't that the guy that can kill everyone and kill everyt...

  Guardians of the Galaxy 3 is out?

  2023-07-03 23:22

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  G

  When I was a kid, rainbows meant there was a leprechaun

  2023-06-27 17:14

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  Huh

  I wonder how many people on here were even alive when Xanga was a thing

  2023-06-12 05:23

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  Wholesome rabbit meme

  Chuffed to bits

  2023-05-27 11:48

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  Ohio be like.

  They were mad about the new busch light cans

  2023-05-11 07:28

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  Watermelon gone

  It's sitting on top of his foot at the beginning of video. But you can also roll your foot backwards over the top and then scoop it up from the bottom with enough momentum.

  2023-04-06 11:54

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  Real

  My favorite part is when the dog barks and then you hear it a few seconds later

  2023-03-22 00:48

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  Bruh

  That's why it's a plot twist jeez

  2023-03-22 00:39

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  Stupid

  Matty Mattheson

  2023-03-02 20:48

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  Minecraft meme

  It definitely exceeds expectations when you're expecting a kids Lego game

  2023-02-21 15:57

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  You're a transphobe Harry.

  There's a tranny in the game... like maybe an hour into it you meet shim

  2023-02-14 09:12

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  JK simmons laughing meme

  JK Simmons IS J Jonah Jameson from Spider-Man.

  2023-02-03 01:36

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  Dark humor meme

  Yeah in movies they're always just casually tossing them into things. You gotta chuck that shit as hard as you can.

  2023-02-03 01:10

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  Hard pass

  Tofu, fried up, isn't too bad. Kinda tastes like eggs. Not going to buy it though

  2022-09-03 07:42

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  What the Hell Happened Here?

  We put a lion mane thing on our dog once and as soon as the cat saw it she fucking flipped out

  2022-09-02 05:17

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  No need for a study to know that

  There's a reason Jerry Springer had a show for 28 years.

  2022-08-26 07:47

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  Milk over cereal in a small bowl

  Put your hand over the cereal to hold it down while you pour milk in. Thanks Baby's Day Out

  2022-08-24 00:52

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  Title

  Round at the ends, high in the middle

  2022-08-23 11:29

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  With the inflation the way it's going people are becoming...

  Ludovico Einaudi - Experience is the name of the song

  2022-08-07 20:56

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  2story

  I just left that island in Raft

  2022-08-07 20:52

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  shitbulls

  Chihuahuas are easier to punt though

  2022-07-22 17:37

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  Every fuckin time!

  They can't type with more than 2 fingers either

  2022-07-12 05:15

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  Good movie

  Fellow greetings. what seems to be your boggle?

  2022-06-28 18:22

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  Not a meme; just seeking advice on staying cool this summer

  You can make one with a styrofoam cooler and a fan. If it doesn't work for your climate, at least you still have a fan.

  2022-06-10 16:01

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  Dem

  You can say whatever you want, doesn’t mean I’m listening .

  2022-05-20 18:09

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  Ewww

  It’s rust

  2022-05-09 06:04

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  he didn't like the fanmail

  If my cat hisses at me I tell her I’ll get her ass declawed and she shuts up somehow

  2022-05-04 00:11

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  Cultural appropriation goes brrr

  Braids turn into dreadlocks when you can’t shower for months

  2022-04-24 14:45

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  Being radical is gay

  Polititties

  2022-04-24 14:29

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  Get served.

  Tbf, If you use the term amab, you probably do think all men are bastards.

  2022-03-29 00:23

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  fuck yeah!

  Should fit right in with all of the other children on here

  2022-03-21 07:51

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  (-_-)

  The first time I had to paint something at one of my jobs I spent a full 8 hour shift painting it just to come in the next day and it be fucked Up again. By the time I left I’d paint a full staircase in an hour. Just slap that shit on there

  2022-02-22 16:00

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  Original meme

  You’d think the ones that pass wouldn’t be complete shit then.

  2021-11-25 22:17

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  Meme 504

  White Chicks

  2021-10-19 19:43

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  ALWAYS a white guy

  You talk about having care for the deceased but if Trump died today, you’d be sharing memes about it tomorrow.

  2021-03-26 09:21

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  Mission failed we'll get them next time

  Looks like grandma

  2021-03-26 09:14

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  gorgeous

  “Pert Plus is the boxer briefs of shampoo” -Ryan Seacrest

  2021-03-01 20:30

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  Most useless key ever

  Majority of people can’t touch type, most people today can type faster on a phone than with a a physical keyboard.

  2021-02-24 15:29

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  Yes.

  Eh you’re not going to like this, but not only do I think abortion should be legal, I think you should have to pass a test to have children in the first place.

  2021-02-20 02:56

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  for some reason it's the first thing I think of whenever ...

  Time’s up. Let’s do this

  2021-02-20 02:30

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  thx creative mode

  Villager trading hall, then creeper farm, then sugarcane farm, then kill the ender dragon, go end busting, and then start my base. Need that elytra son

  2021-02-06 18:40

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  Yy

  That’s what I’d tell people when I lost to a Civic too.

  2021-01-18 12:17

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  Facts

  If you have a miter saw, you probably have 38 tape measures. It’ll be okay

  2020-12-07 22:01

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  but they are

  Eat one without frosting then

  2020-12-07 21:55

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  Megadeth

  Found the libtard. Quit trying to cancel shit because you’re too stupid to ignore it.

  2020-12-07 21:51

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