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  Lol

  At least they're not fat. Skin is skin. Small boobs are still boobs. Good legs, great athletic asses. A few beers, we won't see the difference.

  2025-07-23 08:55

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  Lol

  Not topless. Bikinis. Even children of all ages are allowed in beaches around women with tiny bikinis.

  2025-07-23 00:50

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  Lol

  If their uniforms were smaller like hooters, they might turn profit. Even women go to hooters, but don't watch wnba.

  2025-07-22 23:41

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  Men really are just walking instincts

  I'm wondering if there is a king size chair that turns into a king size bed. Not sofa... But looks like a King size office chair.

  2025-07-22 23:09

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  Dog people, cat people—a choice as old as time

  Cost me $5 to adopt my cat at the shelter. Now my cat has $15/month health insurance, GPS collar. I love dogs but cats are lovable psychopaths.

  2025-07-22 22:55

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  SUPERVIEW

  Superman theory. Superman is a human from the future, his parents sent him to the past. 50 generations of human space travel made the human body stronger. His name is Kal-eL, the L is for Luthor, fighting his own ancestor.Explained in Superman the Red son.

  2025-07-14 01:29

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  Meme

  So you're saying the American economy was trash between 1993 to 2000?

  2025-07-02 03:21

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  Meme

  No debt under Clinton...

  2025-06-30 05:44

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  US logic: can't afford $700 mortgage, pay $1200 rent

  $2000/ month for a good enough house that isn't a piece of shit house.

  2025-06-25 03:51

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  Your cat loves you. Especially when committing crimes for...

  My cat once decapitated a bird and brought the head in my doorstep all because that bird scared me/startled when I dropped food and the bird flew near my feet. My cat saw and ran like Olympic athlete.

  2025-06-24 06:35

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  White culture

  Lol Schwarzenegger is such a legend, he was shown twice as proud White culture

  2025-06-23 00:35

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  Waited 11 years just to punch his wall

  Life goal... Buy a brick and steel house. Have friends punch the walls to make holes... Have friends with broken hands.

  2025-06-17 16:38

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  Dewey said nah to the reboot, yes to Harvard

  Education over Hollywood... Respect.

  2025-06-14 06:53

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  One sip from the crusty fountain and we were invincible

  I grew up with water hose sips while playing soccer. Tasted better than water bottle. Minerals and bacteria gave it flavor.

  2025-06-12 05:30

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  Study 16 years just to get replaced by ChatGPT

  Elementary to highschool to college= 16 years...

  2025-06-07 05:55

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  yes

  Went from being a whale to whale hunter viking looking badass.

  2025-05-30 04:40

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  Tupperware made it too good and went broke

  Tempered glass is better

  2025-05-29 06:48

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  Bryan Cranston still checks on Frankie Muniz like a real one

  Real father figure in his life... Good.

  2025-05-27 16:35

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  Brock Lesnar's daughter just steamrolling shot put events

  Would... Just for the Viking baby genes.

  2025-05-22 01:51

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  If you don't want a stressful job, wouldn't recommend it even if it's "rarely". Because you need to be ready like if it's always like that even if it's not.

  2025-05-20 15:18

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  Nights are chill... Until it's not. It's not stressful most of the time, until it is. I'm ready to die if it gets busy.

  2025-05-20 13:26

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  Yea... Hire freeze ends July 15, 2025 hopefully. But in the meantime get cheap or free "certs". Lots of employers offer certs aka paid training, depending on what you want.

  2025-05-20 12:57

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  Do not work for Disney then lol. They don't care about their employees.Worst job I've ever had... You want remote, not law enforcement...get IT federal job, get to pick your hours.

  2025-05-20 12:05

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  You want a job with a gun or without a gun? Computer or no computer skills? Customer service skills. Etc.You want to find a job you won't hate, I don't hate mine but I tolerate mine for the money and lack of work. I work at night, night differential pay$$$

  2025-05-20 11:37

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  "I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it".... it's a easy narrow search filter $/hr. Can't spoon feed you more hints without knowing your background. Unless you want to know mine, might as well give you my SSN...

  2025-05-20 10:58

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  Cool

  2025-05-20 10:35

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  Cool.

  2025-05-20 02:05

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  https://www.usajobs.gov/

  2025-05-20 00:14

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  Told my parents I'd be everywhere with my music degree, t...

  I get paid $30/hr to be on my phone 80% of my shift. No degree.

  2025-05-19 20:51

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  Glad I'm not that guy

  Being goth isn't a fashion statement for me. It's a lifestyle...

  2025-05-18 23:11

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  lol

  Or the gym...

  2025-05-18 00:23

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  High beams on? I raise you: surprise freedom stick

  In Texas we don't call them unregistered firearms. We call it guns and freedom. Because it's legal without registration.

  2025-05-15 06:20

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  need a brain patch to swap trauma for thirst

  I'm just glad I never pee while dreaming because I pee in my dreams AND nightmares all the time. Then wake up and go pee. "Freddy hold on, I need to take a leak in the prison shower"

  2025-05-13 21:59

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  they really were the two Tolkien white guys

  Token lol

  2025-05-13 21:48

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  this is peak male performance. don’t ask why

  My high testosterone tells me this is NICE! So much room for activities...

  2025-05-13 21:44

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  C’mon, you’ll love it

  No It doesn't.

  2025-05-13 21:37

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  Indy was a Brit?

  Sometimes objects are either Native trash or foreign treasures

  2025-05-13 21:18

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  Anyone can see that this is a clear violation of the law

  That's a joke right now but a reality in the near future with self driving vehicles won't be just electric or hybrid in a few years from now. I bet diesel will have self driving cars.

  2025-05-11 00:12

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  College debate got spicy over one questionable outfit

  Culture appreciation over victim culture.

  2025-05-06 23:22

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  Up

  Few know the song from show, fewer know who made that song. Mexican show, German composer/pianist.

  2025-04-25 10:00

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  CRT Critical Race Theory Explained

  Black, fight. Brown, cover down. White, put hot sauce on yourself so he at least suffers while eating you.

  2025-04-20 06:40

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  behold, the scroll of truth

  The answer is, being active. Known super busy people smoking like a chimney, drink 3 energy drinks a day and die at 70-80... They were athletes or military when they were young, and retired at 70 or until death.

  2025-04-13 02:05

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  Went from mopping the floors to running the ward. Respect.

  From Janitor, to Nurse, to doctor degree in Nursing. Respect.

  2025-04-11 04:03

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  Gun owners really said interior design but with ammo

  Texas City limits houses.

  2025-04-05 02:58

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  Pay double tuition, get half a salary. Make it make sense

  I would marry them. Only person allowed to have plural pronouns.

  2025-04-05 02:56

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  don't ever make jokes about them

  True for real latinos, not like some chicanos that are more gringos and sensitive than white people.

  2025-04-05 02:31

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  Florida sheriffs are built different

  Texas too, cops give gun classes to get CCW license. Most Texas cops want civilians to have guns, because that's less muscle work for them if you shot the bad guys.

  2025-04-05 02:24

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  Hooters bankruptcy marks the end of an era of wings and w...

  There's a restaurant in my town where basically strippers on small lingerie serve you your food, tacos, burgers, pizza. It's basically a sports bar/restaurant/strip club. And where motorcycle clubs eat lunch and brunch obviously.

  2025-04-02 02:25

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  Just two friendly neighbors discussing politics

  Plot twist, they're married & bought a duplex house. Divided by mail and beliefs. United by love and taxes.

  2025-04-01 00:00

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  Pizza

  Have pizza next to hidden drugs, got it.

  2025-03-30 22:50

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  profiteers, nothing else

  No Profit in cures.

  2025-03-29 06:02

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  last Friday night!

  Year 2000: that song is too f-gay. Deadpool 2024: nsync bye bye bye. Me: THAT'S EPIC!

  2025-03-29 05:34

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  False

  It's not if you have a social life, but after a while everyone drifts apart with jobs and marriages

  2025-03-29 00:29

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  If you go to university, you must be prepared to have you...

  Can someone explain... How is the university IN UK doing this but the UK Government still putting people in jail for memes and tweets???

  2025-03-27 00:02

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  Taliban bans the sound of women's voices singing or readi...

  Just gay

  2025-03-23 22:43

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  Movies for Halloween

  "God bless America" shotgun shot to a baby

  2025-03-23 22:41

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  indeed

  Schwarzenegger while working out "road to heaven feels like heaven"... He actually said working hard feels like cuming/having sex. So same thing.

  2025-03-21 05:00

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  Wholesomedroid

  "if you love your job, you'll never work a day in your life"

  2025-03-21 04:48

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  The happiness is real

  Well done sir

  2025-03-20 09:56

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  Health

  In Mexico, that'll be $58,000 pesos... That's $3000 dollars. People risking getting killed for cheaper treatment.

  2025-03-17 02:28

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  That's me

  I eat eggs every day, I'm broke but I get my egg supply. Because priorities

  2025-03-15 02:43

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  Choose your calories

  A real man, thats who!

  2024-12-09 09:29

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  Poor Dracula

  I once talked to a biology professor, vampires assuming they're real. HIV couldn't survive inside a vampire because it needs an alive host. Vampires are technically dead.

  2024-11-01 13:01

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  Worst movie decision ever...

  Being a musical is not the reason it was bad. It was a really bad musical thou. Stupid plot, more boring Court time than law and order.

  2024-10-12 22:19

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  Hurricane Milton Cat 5 meme

  There's no category 6 but they're thinking of Milton as a new 6 because of how strong it is. Upgrading the chart...

  2024-10-10 05:52

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  Merchant of death is back on business

  Nicolas Cage is doing good off-screen.

  2024-10-09 07:00

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  Joker 2 flopping meme

  Let's just say it's a musical... But that's not the reason it sucked... Part of the reason it sucked but not the whole reason, the story, the characters, ending... But yea it's gay.

  2024-10-08 21:38

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  Joker 2 flopping meme

  It sucked...

  2024-10-07 05:38

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  Promotion Now

  Both of them lie, question is, who is the better liar that can guide the country better.

  2024-10-02 02:28

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  What an idiot.

  He's always himself in movies. So, not surprised.

  2024-09-29 00:56

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  Diddy

  Took them a while so he kept doing it since society let him

  2024-09-29 00:45

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  Movies for Halloween

  The Voices with Ryan Reynolds as a serial killer off his meds. His pets talk to him and heads talk to him. Recommend 100%. But yea, what the fuck did I just watch reaction.

  2024-09-27 13:04

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  The gayes Marvel content so far

  2 episodes in it wasn't as bad, it's better than She-hulk, but it's not Breaking Bad, but that was the "breaking bad" vibe they were trying to go by. They were trying hard to make it look like a "serious show".

  2024-09-20 06:18

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  The gayes Marvel content so far

  I don't like weiners but I'm a diehard marvel fan. I haven't seen the eternals thou lol maybe one day.

  2024-09-19 19:58

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  Women at the gym

  Sometimes I don't know where I see more skin, at the gym or at the beach/pool party.

  2024-09-19 05:59

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  The gayes Marvel content so far

  Kathryn Hahn gives me a boner, I'll give it a shot. it can't be worse than she-hulk.

  2024-09-19 05:53

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  sad= gae

  Being sad is gay

  2024-09-14 21:38

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  Insane skill

  I love battlefield/COD but is that a game that it's only air combat/helicopters? TOP GUN kind of game.

  2024-09-10 01:24

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  lol

  A person that wants a politician to be honest, is a very stupid person. We need a smart liar to handle a dictator's/president/PM lies in foreign policy.

  2024-09-10 01:21

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  Insane skill

  What is this game? I want to play it now

  2024-09-09 04:02

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  idiocracy

  He should run the same way Trump ran 2015

  2024-09-09 00:14

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  what do you prefer?

  Recently became a cat person, love dogs but it's nice to have a cat that says hi to you every 12 hours. Welcomes me home, and says goodbye, and let's me sleep.

  2024-09-07 04:33

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  One Punch Man

  The high school part thou... Damn.

  2024-08-30 03:06

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  Penguin time

  I was like "I knew that was going to happen!"

  2024-08-30 01:44

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  Me during my dreams

  Flying during my dreams is my favorite type of dream. Sometimes I sleep 12 hours on days off and over the counter sleeping pills to avoid reality and fly like superman.

  2024-08-27 12:04

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  Shooting skills

  What shotgun model is that

  2024-08-27 07:46

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  Taliban bans the sound of women's voices singing or readi...

  Gay

  2024-08-27 05:45

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  Upgrade your floor for a higher rent

  Put mármol tile and it'll last centuries. Look at Roman floors, some floor tiles still there after thousands of years. That wood floor will last 2 years and have water damage.

  2024-08-23 08:58

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  The whole thing is so ironic tho, group of people demand ...

  "There's no girls with dicks Johnny, only guys with tits! "

  2024-08-15 17:09

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  You can tell this is not the first time

  YOINK!

  2024-08-15 15:49

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  Yoko Ono live

  Love is sometimes blind, AND DEAF.

  2024-08-15 11:13

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  I don't think it would even be close

  Most guns live in district 3

  2024-08-15 10:46

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  it is what it is i guess

  Repeat after me "The glock is a tool, I am the weapon"

  2024-08-15 10:06

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  You can tell this is not the first time

  Good thing that's not in Florida or else a gator would've eaten that dog.

  2024-08-15 09:53

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  I do

  Girls that promote their IG Or SC. they're online prostitutes. I found out the hard way. Girls that have them but keep them private, are keepers. Girls that don't have either, marry that girl.

  2024-08-14 07:22

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  Tat

  How the fuck are British people cutting their food then? They don't eat steak? Fish?

  2024-08-10 06:42

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  based taliban?

  I bet they need soldier numbers

  2024-08-08 22:13

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  Raw Vegans I would believe

  Look at Emma Watson. I believe it.

  2024-08-06 05:26

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  Controlling you

  Some cats have cameras btw.

  2024-08-06 05:07

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  unburdened by what has been

  She said nothing by saying a lot...

  2024-08-04 10:35

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