Últimos comentarios

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  Genius

  Quit whining! At least they don't call you in on your days off.

  2015-02-02 04:42

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  Im GOD

  Remember that time Albania, an atheist state, slaughtered and tortured religious people just because they believed in something? Let's label all atheist as murderous monsters too just to make it fair, or better yet let people believe what they want.

  2015-01-16 05:25

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  F*** you calendar

  I just googled it, apparently its this-> 13.0.2.1.4 Long Count.. Whatever that means

  2015-01-04 10:15

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  The great migration of the noble retriever fish

  They're Gold Fish!

  2014-12-31 10:21

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  Nra Christmas story

  The M4 Carbine is a lightweight, gas operated, magazine fed, shoulder fired weapon chambered for the 5.56 mm NATO round, M856 and M855 at a 1 to 4 ratio. You memorize this in the military, what's written in this meme is stupid.

  2014-12-26 10:11

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  US army here I come!

  Nooooo... I'm talking about in the U.S. Army. Idk if its legal, but pretty sure she's a dude now..

  2014-12-19 14:23

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  US army here I come!

  U.S. Army, I'm stationed overseas

  2014-12-19 14:14

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  US army here I come!

  Uhhh.... I know people in the Army that are transgendered.

  2014-12-19 14:12

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  :o

  You stole my cat.. give him back.

  2014-12-14 14:10

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  Yip Yip

  They take away benefits all the time, like tuition, so its not always a "free ride." We don't even know if we'll get paid every month thanks to our shit economy.. probably because burger flippers are asking for 15 an hour.. but that's none of my business.

  2014-09-10 06:51

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  title likes tail

  That zebra thing is a wallet. Also she didn't take the picture, I did!

  2014-08-07 13:40

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  BO-

  boner?

  2014-07-28 13:35

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  Title love mushrooms :3

  that's multicam not marpat, besides only the army would use that much velcro.

  2014-06-10 13:27

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  Fuck most memedroiders, I hate all of you.

  in the military we use them on deployments, training, or.. dire situations..

  2014-05-26 19:03

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  :genius:

  that's why they invented water based oc spray.

  2014-05-17 22:40

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  Trafficlights

  as an American who has driven in Italy for 2 years I can confirm that I've been lost in Italy for two years.

  2014-03-31 09:54

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  damn

  I uploaded this 2 days ago and it was discarded.

  2014-03-27 18:15

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  lol

  no! being nice isn't the problem. keep going and you'll end up with the perfect girl like I did

  2014-03-25 15:23

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  confusing ....

  Florence?

  2014-03-24 11:12

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  favorite alcoholic drink?

  @title mostly beer or tequila, but redberry ciroc with cranberry redbull is delicious

  2014-01-26 09:15

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  charmander, squirtle, or bulbasaur?

  star-mander

  2013-12-25 04:23

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  .

  sooooo.. just fired?

  2013-12-11 00:53

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  Nt this Again

  lick it!!!

  2013-10-23 19:03

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  Die you wing-ed spawns of Sa-TAN!!

  not in italy...

  2013-10-23 18:59

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  zombie car

  I could take out every person in that vehicle with a couple bursts of a 240b from 800 meters. Just one if I use it with a tripod.

  2013-10-22 18:28

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  and they wonder why our debt is so much..

  they still don't know they're really cucumbers

  2013-10-19 06:47

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  true!

  I get my lady friends to make me food all the time, and we're not even in a relatio.... oh shit. I just realized they're pretty deep in the friendzone...sorry?

  2013-10-19 06:25

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  What do you lads think of this?

  Then you let the zebras get torn apart by lions.. there needs to be law.

  2013-10-17 11:40

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  title agrees *_*

  Recent studies show that everyone on tumblr is on drugs

  2013-10-08 04:53

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  a

  M240b

  2013-10-04 17:34

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  10th comment gets a sloth

  I'm a good goat

  2013-09-27 18:15

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  oh shit

  outstanding work fellow cop

  2013-09-27 18:13

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  Wtf

  I imagine it roaring like a t-rex

  2013-09-27 13:53

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  Hola

  who doesn't like tacos

  2013-09-23 11:43

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  lol

  would a vodka redbull give you 4x4 wings?

  2013-09-20 08:14

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  ohh, pringles.

  lost my shit at dairy queer

  2013-09-19 20:45

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  True...

  you'd actually have 2 more rounds

  2013-09-16 01:51

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  Your argument is invalid

  that's my Pope

  2013-09-03 11:50

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  truuuuuu

  I guess memedroid should start a dating service, seems like we're all the same here

  2013-09-03 03:30

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  O_o

  spoderdog

  2013-09-01 05:34

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  .________________________________________________________...

  Seinfeld: I think it moved!

  2013-08-27 16:22

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  2nd comment hates pizza

  "Swapmeet" sounds politically correct It's la pulga!! .. or flea market.

  2013-08-21 12:38

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  Wut

  y u do dis?

  2013-08-08 02:07

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  if you have stoner friends you understand

  Is it the same as texting while drunk and getting drunk texts?? Guess it depends on the person, I text better drunk.. I think.

  2013-07-31 11:20

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  dear god

  ^^^Nope, confiscated from a Mexican drug cartel...

  2013-07-29 13:08

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  taking I got your back to a whole new level

  ^^^^^^^^ It's not a fucking clip!!!

  2013-07-28 16:42

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  liquid.panty.remover

  ^^^Armani Code... a fellow sir

  2013-07-25 16:09

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  title left

  no title come back

  2013-07-25 15:45

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  favorite MK character?

  

  2013-07-22 02:20

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  yeah buddy

  Why are there people questioning the Defender having some lemonade?? It's called community policing, used to increase presence and interact with the families that live on base to build trust. He's a cop!

  2013-07-21 13:26

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  I wish I was that high

  about $9 here in Italy

  2013-07-08 15:03

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  not surprised

  you mean I haven't seen 60% of the internet???

  2013-07-05 14:23

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  I REGRET NOTHING!!!

  You're not gonna scare me ghosts..

  2013-07-04 09:15

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  OMG...!!

  ^ It's a country in the Middle East, known for the ancient city of Nopenopeslabad

  2013-07-04 08:56

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  genious!

  forget the magazine, that rifle isn't even assembled... he's checking the barrel

  2013-07-04 03:24

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  Robert Downey Jr is the best

  trying to imagine them as Iron Man....NO!

  2013-06-26 23:50

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  ;)

  to Scotland it is

  2013-06-24 20:01

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  what if ?!

  then it would actually work

  2013-06-24 07:37

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  Oh no he didn't.

  Seinfeld

  2013-06-23 23:09

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  im Italian

  Allora..

  2013-06-23 04:49

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  Title is cuddly as fuck. :D

  ^ yup, pretty sure the original said biscuit

  2013-06-20 15:40

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  no matter what

  you're not Italian until you take 3 hour lunch breaks

  2013-06-19 13:53

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  why why why delilah

  ewwww.. that nickel plated lower receiver with a black upper receiver and a tan stock??

  2013-06-13 12:35

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  this generations first cars

  @cock_master.. Cow5000 is right, check the flag on my profile. I live in Italy you fuck.

  2013-06-13 00:18

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  Best tactic ever

  They're definitely Irish...

  2013-06-12 23:40

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  this generations first cars

  I payed my Alfa on my own

  2013-06-12 17:32

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  this generations first cars

  2000 Alfa Romeo 156 for me!

  2013-06-12 16:21

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  Aw,mann

  El Diablo?

  2013-06-10 23:34

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  Go to the bathroom and find this

  

  2013-06-08 21:13

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  title misses you

  @LeWild Excuse your rudeness, asshole. I accepted I was wrong, no need for argument.

  2013-06-03 23:09

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  title misses you

  ^^ not usually, just sleep-deprived I guess I'll go hide now my bed beckons.

  2013-06-03 23:06

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  title misses you

  ^^ ohhh.. in my defense, it lacks punctuation

  2013-06-03 22:59

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  title misses you

  "I are having" ...

  2013-06-03 21:05

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  lol

  *aztecs

  2013-05-28 16:43

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  let's do this

  Or you can be a Mexican drinking machine and just never get them in the first place

  2013-05-26 19:07

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  Childhood Returned

  how didn't you notice it before

  2013-05-07 18:30

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  read the first sentence

  Pluto will always be a planet to me

  2013-04-22 05:36

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  read the first sentence

  Where the fuck is Pluto?

  2013-04-22 01:15

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  hi

  tecate!

  2013-03-26 20:26

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  zombies are coming!!

  what a waste of patrón..

  2013-02-24 16:48

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  fun.

  

  2012-12-17 02:03

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  Spiderman wants to go out...

  @meemgirl Thanks! Took it myself

  2012-12-10 07:37

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  Chicken

  He ate his family!

  2012-12-02 12:55

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  how dare you say that!

  ....

  2012-11-30 21:37

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  guns

  Just bought an AK-47..

  2012-11-23 22:56

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  Juan direction

  @dattnerdyfoo That definitely isn't a mariachi band and you spelled mariachi wrong.. give me your Mexican card!

  2012-06-03 11:02

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  Fap Time

  That's why you check your whole house before, including the closets and cabinets! You never know...

  2012-06-02 15:44

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  I've been a member for less than a week, but I still blam...

  what were you thinking????

  2012-06-02 15:34

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  poker

  If I saw someone leaning against my veyron, I would have killed them. It wouldn't happen though, if I had the money to buy a bugatti veyron I'd buy a Ferrari 458 Italia or a McLaren MP4-12C instead... or both.

  2012-05-31 18:34

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