eltubamaldonado

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eltubamaldonado | 2015-02-22 22:00

Title

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eltubamaldonado | 2014-11-01 00:00

Title

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eltubamaldonado | 2013-05-29 23:30

;)

88% 1350

eltubamaldonado | 2012-08-24 17:00

sucks

87% 310

eltubamaldonado | 2012-08-03 17:01

iphone sucks

82% 475

eltubamaldonado | 2012-07-17 05:00

we've seen them. you don't need to share them

82% 266

eltubamaldonado | 2012-06-23 09:01

April fools

77% 622

eltubamaldonado | 2012-06-19 05:00

kisses

85% 261

eltubamaldonado | 2012-05-29 05:01

piss

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Últimos comentarios

Shower thoughts
Yawning isn't contagious though

2015-09-23 18:53
+2
Ugh...
No one says that at a restaurant. Ever. They usually ask how many people need to be seated

2015-06-01 00:33
+22
Sorry nijhum, but it was getting out of hand lol
More like when you see people complain about reposts

2015-05-25 01:37
+5
Some random hacks
If you have time to jump up when about to get hit by a car then you have time to jump to the side

2015-05-22 14:18
+1
Her chair picture lol
Are you forgetting Emma watson?

2015-05-17 18:22
+9
Wow
Cool

2015-05-14 12:57
+3
Bruhhh
At least retake the screenshot when you see that you got a notification.

2015-04-20 23:31
+1
Wtf
If you're gonna screen shot at least close your Facebook chat

2015-04-15 21:36
+42
Best idea ever
Or just measure it out so you don't waste paper

2015-04-03 19:05
-1
d
You do know you can save pictures off of twitter right? You don't have to screenshot

2015-04-01 21:49
+4
true story
Well if you're talking about sexiness through the eyes of a man then yes it is

2015-03-21 19:05
-1
THEY LIED.
Much better than non existence

2015-03-14 01:00
+1
fick flock
Wrong. He was killed by a stingray

2015-03-05 22:23
+9
Some bacteria are louder than others...
Wrong. They wouldn't say the name we gave them, we would give them names based on the sound they made

2015-02-24 21:38
+5
мαωм?;-;
I don't even know who those people are

2015-01-31 21:33
+43
40 years later...
Ebola was discovered before the Simpsons even aired

2014-12-21 12:02
+7
40 years later...
They didn't predict ebola. We've known about ebola since the 70's

2014-12-21 12:00
+10
I have to change
Will changing how I am keep my daughter from dating someone like me? No? Then what's the point of changing?

2014-12-20 19:38
+32
!?!?!?!!!!!?
Atheism isn't a belief

2014-12-08 12:53
+3
.
There their they're

2014-11-02 12:57
+6
Title
you say that as if it's the lights purpose to reach the ground

2014-10-26 20:23
+2
At least he attended
What's the point of going to the lecture if you're just gonna sleep through it. Should've just slept in

2014-10-15 23:06
-1
Bugs Bunny
he has four ears

2014-10-08 15:40
-3
think
if your brain still has activity then you're not dead yet. it'd be better to say, as you're dying not after you die

2014-10-08 10:32
+8
Alfred
Holy shit. Patrick bateman. bateman-e=batman.

2014-10-04 01:01
+1
huwinuh
ewok

2014-10-01 10:24
+3
Holy fish tentacles Batman!!
except it actually happened to them

2014-10-01 10:23
-4
BOOBIES!!
did somebody say boobs?

2014-09-22 10:44
+5
Get ready for shark week!
so pretty much drink at all times

2014-08-08 23:40
+4
Watching you
who Masturbates outside beside perverts? and I doubt a 17 yr old girl is a pervert

2014-08-06 13:46
+1
turtle
It's a tortoise not a turtle

2014-08-01 11:25
+9
Least there is no history to clear
then it wouldn't be prehistoric. prehistoric implies before anything was written down

2014-07-30 19:07
+3
Disney
Well SpongeBob has been on the air for a long time and shows no signs of slowing

2014-07-28 20:21
-1
Quasars
there are things further out than quasars

2014-07-18 18:33
+60
amazing
I didn't know Aristotle looked like guy fawkes

2014-07-09 22:08
+1
??
no, deja vu is a glitch in the matrix

2014-07-05 19:59
-3
Kik me? No_Life.
well this is stupid

2014-07-05 15:22
-1
It isn't very pleasant :(
Why would you be using a dryer in the summer in the first place?

2014-07-04 23:53
-2
football
just cuz a sport doesn't include hitting doesn't make it a pussy sport. most sports don't have contact. it's not just about how hard you can hit someone, it's about how you can handle be tired as shit and still playing the game

2014-07-04 13:05
+7
#5 everyone one wants to go to heaven but no one wants to...
you wouldn't know if you were dead or not, cuz you'd be dead

2014-07-03 13:53
+1
I found this on youtube
even if you managed to escape the earth's gravity, the nearest star is light years away so you'd end up floating in empty space since it makes up a larger majority of the universe

2014-06-28 00:07
-1
hmmm
milk doesn't make you stronger, it has vitamin D to help your bones absorb calcium making them stronger

2013-12-05 11:28
+3
it's not on demand. )':
just go to. cokeandpopcorn.ch/tvsection.php

2013-12-02 22:38
+6
Epic guitar is epic
looks more like a Viola

2013-12-01 21:23
+1
why??
because its barbaric

2013-11-26 14:58
+5
I wish I could grow a beard. Damn being half Mexican!
you're willing to shave off a badass beard for the sake of making a memes, but you're not willing to go out and buy an eyepatch?

2013-11-26 02:06
+4
4D spiderman
that's 3d. 4d is time

2013-11-24 18:12
+3
semen tsunami
the universe is huge. you can't know that for sure

2013-11-24 18:03
+3
Fail
but don't make fun of Americans cuz that's just wrong

2013-11-24 17:58
+16
wow such majestic
how do they do that? my own vision doesn't see things that clear and I have pretty good eyesight

2013-11-22 20:43
-1
Woah
wolverine. there's only one Batman

2013-11-22 13:55
+2
liar
each episode of spongebob stands alone where they aren't affected by any previous episodes. its not telling a story.

2013-11-22 12:57
0
red heads
one of those is a clown. not a ginger

2013-11-22 10:43
+10
Well shit
who puts food in the fridge while it's still in the grocery bags from the store?

2013-11-22 10:38
+28
to be honest..
in the words of Davy Jones "one soal is not equal to another."

2013-11-21 18:10
-4
middle finger up to physics
its because of physics that this is possible

2013-11-19 13:19
+1
oh tumblr
yeah because it makes sense that a man made language would appear naturally on the human body

2013-11-13 12:27
+4
tooth paste
not infinite. it would run out eventually

2013-11-13 12:09
-8
Come you must

2013-11-13 12:06
+7
barnes and noble
I don't get it

2013-11-13 12:05
-6
Its true
im not saying that you're an idiot, but.you're an idiot

2013-11-12 02:07
+72
LOL
why didn't he use a straight razor? they're not that hard to get

2013-11-03 15:30
+37
This is what i do and YOU ?
the people on the left don't seem very alone

2013-08-08 19:38
+2
So motivational!
ride for ruin, and the world's ending! Death!

2013-08-05 13:59
+5
Jennifer Lawrence is awsome!
she just keeps getting hotter and hotter

2013-08-05 13:22
+4
hamlet
they are both the right question

2013-08-05 10:43
+13
Damn Homework
pretty sure the teacher doesn't write the book. and the reason they only give you one through 5 is cuz they have multiple parts

2013-08-03 23:16
+8
rubix cubes
the 3x3 isn't that hard. I've solved up to the 7x7 and they don't get much harder but they do take a longer time

2013-08-03 14:23
+1
eat a snickers. ur not u when ur hungry
heard this story on the radio

2013-08-02 20:31
+3
Just do it..
what Doss any of this, besides punching a shark, have anything to do with being mad

2013-08-02 18:05
+3
Actually kinda true
pretty sure if the government shut down there would be anarchy. you don't want that

2013-08-02 14:07
+6
5th comment is awsome
so we get burned when we die?

2013-08-01 19:36
+3
Nice work
and in the picture that's not the captain. its the dude who designed the ship. can't remember his name

2013-08-01 04:41
+10
Nice work
pretty sure he never asked that

2013-08-01 04:40
+11
title is hiding unsuccessfully
john Wilkes Booth was born 1838

2013-07-31 13:15
+1
Favorite skyrim shout?
don't fuck with the legend of zelda

2013-07-30 17:43
+3
Man of Steel aftermath
the damage would've been much worse if he hadn't done anything.

2013-07-30 11:43
+3
wtf brain
actually yeah. the original one wasn't hard enough.

2013-07-30 11:42
+3
great idea right ★☆★
except you'll here the guy shitting when you're taking a piss so it makes it even more awkward

2013-07-29 00:37
+63
mother
even if people killed the mother, why would you mount the head? there's no point

2013-07-28 19:56
+1
Painful Truth
no it isn't. being grown up is awesome

2013-07-27 16:27
+2
My cabbages!!
where's iroh?

2013-07-27 16:18
+3
I KNEW IT!!!!!
the fourthe dimension is time

2013-07-27 11:45
+15
fat hobbits
is this a deleted scene?

2013-07-27 01:24
+45
So brutal
I don't see why this doesn't have more upvotes. this is one of the funniest memes I've seen

2013-07-25 13:13
+6
Monopoly destroying relationships
well if someone believes it has value then it does have value.

2013-07-25 13:08
+1
danny trejo, love thos guy
who else read this with his voice?

2013-07-25 01:32
+17
now you are more faster
this should have more upvotes. I don't think people understand what troll science is

2013-07-24 00:26
+9
blaah
mythbusters say the methane wouldn't sink a ship

2013-07-23 15:36
+1
old lady logic
that's women and their emotions for you, " it belongs to the sea" bullshit fork it over so I can cash that son of a bitch

2013-07-23 12:40
+3
2016! shit is about to get real
there are rumors it could be the dude who played the lone ranger to be the next Batman

2013-07-23 02:19
+2
Infinity Eletric
why not just use a river?

2013-07-23 01:29
+4
Respect the men and women protecting you
I hate ignorant people who don't like the police. they are only doing their jobs upholding the laws put in place. don't hate the people for enforcing the law, if you have a problem with the law hate the lawmakers

2013-07-22 21:34
+31
HA!
false^ when his patron asked how he could compose without hearing, he told him that he could hear what he was writing, in his head.

2013-07-21 17:12
0
Everytime.
you can't fall off of that one though

2013-07-20 23:51
+1
Yes
this face and the face on the previous memes are really similar

2013-07-20 23:46
+2
The truth
beyond not behind^

2013-07-20 16:54
-1
The truth
this country is behind the point where protests do anything. the only thing that will stop our government from being corrupt is a revolution. it is time for a change. we need to remove those people from power and completely restart our government.

2013-07-20 16:54
-4
really man, quit showing off
it makes slithering easier for the snake

2013-07-20 16:20
+16
fuck you and you're prius
couldn't you have cropped the photo then put thar captions?

2013-07-19 13:29
+1

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