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  quantum dating

  You're a backup. She finds you acceptable to keep around and possibly settle down with in the future, but only if she can't find someone better, or if you find someone else that she perceives as on her level or higher

  2026-06-18 08:29

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  Five minutes in and GTA 6 is unhinged

  Song is In My Dreams by Dokken for those wondering

  2025-08-26 22:03

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  ah shit. Ah fookin hell, mate

  AI speech bots are known for using lots of -- in their sentences along with other uncommon words and grammatical formats. So the woman in the scenario used ChatGPT to create a breakup text

  2025-08-07 22:44

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  Accurate

  You forgot the clip of them chimping out on the white girl who is the only one that knows how to shoot

  2025-07-02 09:28

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  who knows more politics? phd driver got the real experience

  Depends on if the political analyst is saying shit like "real communism has never been tried" and if the Uber driver is from a former and/or current communist shithole talking about the horrors of communism

  2025-06-25 22:27

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  If only there was a way

  I think there's one particular group of people that is

  2025-05-02 19:40

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  Leia’s random long nail in RoTJ is driving this Jedi fo...

  Fuck, I read that backwards, as in she only had 1 really short fingernail, didn't even pay attention to the bottom

  2025-05-02 18:29

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  Leia’s random long nail in RoTJ is driving this Jedi fo...

  For those who are innocent, it's bc she is either fingering herself or other women and doesn't want the nails to scratch inside

  2025-05-02 14:40

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  STD rates in women skyrocketing and officials think racis...

  Yes racism is to blame... women aren't racist enough

  2025-05-02 14:38

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  Tat

  But since you asked why I think black communities are declining, I believe it's a culture issue of promoting violence, drugs, single motherhood, etc, all while denying accountability and blaming everyone else for keeping them down

  2025-04-19 11:47

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  Tat

  Deflect and say I'm waiting for someone to bail me out and I have reading comprehension issues

  2025-04-19 11:45

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  Tat

  You said it's socioeconomic, I gave evidence that's not the only factor, then you cherry-picked a time period for Irish and Welsh communities as though its supposed to mean anything and ignored the historical evidence showing its irrelevant. Then you

  2025-04-19 11:44

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  Tat

  Literally already explained it, Irish and Welsh became less violent over time and reverted to the mean as their communities became established, and black communities have become more violent over time and have been established the entire time

  2025-04-18 21:56

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  COVID.gov

  It doesn't help that he was given a pardon, and they can't void the pardon until after a court case to determine whether or not pardons can be done by autopen

  2025-04-18 21:25

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  Tat

  It literally goes against the point you're trying to make

  2025-04-18 20:51

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  Tat

  Ok, but now you are comparing immigrant communities that trended down over time with an established community that has continuously trended upwards

  2025-04-18 16:12

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  Tat

  That is true. However, in every socioeconomic bracket, black people commit more crimes than every other race. Being black is also a predictor of violent crime

  2025-04-17 23:16

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  Love

  They don't want him to change per se, they just want him to only go after themselves so they can feel they "won" and are better than all the other girls.

  2025-04-12 09:26

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  Lions roar like thunder, tigers just glitch the matrix

  The MGM lions roar was dubbed over with a Tigers roar in 1980, and even before that, a Tigers roar was sampled and mixed in. I think they quit using 100% lions roar in the late 50s

  2025-04-12 09:18

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  NUYKES

  But to answer your question, no, there were no WMDs in Iraq aside from small amounts of remnants from the chemical weapons programs they ran in the 80s, but there weren't nearly enough to be a serious threat

  2025-03-15 21:57

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  NUYKES

  Nukes might be WMDs, but not all WMDs are nukes. Chemical weapons are also classified as WMDs. Nobody said Iraq had nukes, they were claiming they kept chemical weapons programs active that they were forced to shut down in the 90s.

  2025-03-15 21:56

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  Go heavy on the mint

  I don't like to add extra sugar bc there is some in the sprite, also, scale ingredients proportionally if you're doing a double, triple, etc. Add more mint or lime depending on preference

  2025-03-06 19:29

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  Go heavy on the mint

  Followed by 1.5 oz of white rum (I like to also add .5oz of midori to mine from time to time in addition to rum). Stir this, then add your sprite/7-up/club soda etc (can use diet, won't change flavor much) and add your lime wedge or mint garnish.

  2025-03-06 19:27

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  Go heavy on the mint

  Put 4-5 mint leaves in a glass and muddle until the mint smell is really strong, but don't tear the mint. Next, add 1/4 - 3/8 of a lime and make sure to get the juice out of them by either squeezing them or use the muddler to mash them. Then add your ice

  2025-03-06 19:24

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  wtf bro

  "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what one does with the gift of life that determines who you are"

  2025-02-26 14:53

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  Krasnov rumor meme

  Ah yes, Russia invaded Ukraine both before and after Trump, but not during his presidency, which obviously means he is a KGB agent. Every time he's been accused of something with Russia, it comes out later it was the dems doing it

  2025-02-24 12:17

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  New statistics came up

  The sum of all the bars does not have to equal 100%, each individual bar is out of a possible 100%. That's why if you take your 125 and divide it by the 5 total bars, you get the 21% shown on the horizontal dashed line

  2025-02-22 00:00

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  Oh well

  Skyfall

  2025-02-01 14:05

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  Military school meme

  There's like 60 of them in the country, and like 10 are within 2 hours of Chicago. The one closest to me is a really good school, and getting good grades there almost guarantees you admission wherever you want to go

  2025-01-28 17:56

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  Selena Gomez crying over illegals being deported

  It's the amount of children that go missing (aka are trafficked) at the border

  2025-01-28 09:43

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  laughing nervously

  He's only delaying the implementation of the ban in order to force a sale, he isn't saving it as is (so far).

  2025-01-20 15:36

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  Cling and jerk 78kg female competition record

  45kg ~ 100lbs ; 78kg ~ 172lbs

  2025-01-16 11:00

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  life goes by

  Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy the vampire slayer). Also played Fred and Daphne in the scoobie doo movies

  2025-01-06 09:32

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  Difficulty levels

  Bra hooks, the more hooks on the bra the bigger it is, but it's also harder to undo

  2025-01-06 09:25

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  Statistics mean whatever I say they mean

  It's not even just asian women, these days it's almost all women on a per hour basis after accounting for years of experience. Thomas Sowell debunked the pay gap as far back as the 80s

  2024-12-05 20:51

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  yes

  It's certainly possible since a bull is one of the things used to represent Baal, but I'm not aware that the gold calf was given a name in the Torah, Bible, or Quran. Someone else might know a little more

  2024-11-23 23:13

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  yes

  I don't speak Hebrew, but I did know Belial was another of the names used to reference Baal or Beelzebub

  2024-11-23 22:20

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  yes

  Baal is another name of Beelzebub (also called balzebul and bael), often referenced as a demon prince/duke.

  2024-11-23 20:38

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  tom, richard, harry, irving, zeke, jamal, gurjinder, sergio

  Men like to exercise, travel, golf, basically just doing things away from the house whereas women will start fucking other dudes

  2024-11-23 20:17

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  Combined meme

  Talking to girls isn't breaking the bro code, abandoning the bros or canceling plans with the bros for a girl you aren't in a relationship with is. And even if you are in a relationship, there's nuance to it

  2024-11-20 23:26

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  title

  An actual photo of Jewish torture at concentration camps remastered in color. Never forget the 6 gorillion

  2024-11-19 09:22

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  6u3fhkk7

  Ana de Armas

  2024-11-17 00:55

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  Hang the traitors

  Insider trading mixed with lobbying mixed with kickbacks mixed with money laundering mixed with your kids serving on the board of foreign companies mixed with fake charities mixed with shell corporations, the list goes on

  2024-11-16 01:52

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  Just two perverts staring at each other

  I genuinely want to know why this guy and his brother are allowed to be community notes contributors. They blatantly lie on posts and downvote correct notes all the time

  2024-11-15 15:37

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  Lying liars

  But...but... we passed the inflation reduction act, which means inflation should be going down

  2024-11-15 15:33

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  Modern family scene

  The problem with "smart" women is they still base ideals/decisions/arguments on emotions, but they think they're too "smart" to be wrong. And when men refuse to deal with the delusion, they think they're intimidated

  2024-11-14 16:25

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  Jeremy, what are you doing?

  It was a good friendship to you bc he gave you all the attention with no reciprocation. Sorry ladies, but 19/20 times your guy friend doesn't want to be your friend, he wants more.

  2024-11-12 20:29

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  Jaroms a homo

  Puffing his chest out to try and signal a challenge to the onlookers screaming at him, and he just kept the kid close by. Also, yeah, the death threats are fucked up.

  2024-11-11 08:05

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  Jaroms a homo

  Harambe never killed anyone, the kid fell into the gorilla enclosure, and Harambe was standing guard over the kid so the other gorilla's wouldn't try to kill the kid at first, but then the screaming onlookers probably spooked him so he just stood around

  2024-11-11 08:00

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  Jaroms a homo

  Fred is the pet raccoon owned by the same guy who owned peanut that was also put down when peanut was put down

  2024-11-10 22:03

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  Jim Carrey about depression

  Yeah, I get that, but how many lazy people do you think will hear that and think, "I guess I've been doing too much, I need to rest," completely ignoring the context and what it actually means and spiraling deeper into depression instead of changing?

  2024-11-07 14:54

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  Or maybe in the 2028 Elections

  The first one

  2024-11-07 14:37

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  Jim Carrey about depression

  The only thing I don't like about this is that a lot of people are depressed because they don't do anything meaningful, so they are already "deeply resting" when they should be out doing something with their lives(obviously this isn't all depressed people)

  2024-11-07 12:41

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  divorced moms telling their 7 year Old son how evil their...

  Happened with my mother, it worked for a while, but once I got older and realized she was lying/projecting I stopped trusting anything she has to say and realized she's just a bitch. Much closer with my dad now, too

  2024-10-29 07:51

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  Freaking Reddit man

  R/askmen and r/askwomen are still there, but the askmen sub is full of women who answer questions trying to come across as men

  2024-10-28 18:58

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  Puerto stinkins

  Any woman that says "in my masculine" or "in my feminine" or anything similar is toxic af and you should avoid them

  2024-10-28 16:30

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  Reasonable human being

  Such a great movie, might watch it again since it's probably been 10 years since I've seen it

  2024-10-25 23:28

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  MTHR FKR

  Probably, he was very in favor of Obama and repeatedly told people to vote for him just bc he's black

  2024-10-25 13:24

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  Full proof. Guys, we gotta vote for K to the A to the M...

  The thing is, politicians did like the Ukraine funding bc it's a money laundering scheme, and the public wouldn't support more money for Ukraine, also, the bill still allowed roughly 2 million illegals to cross per year

  2024-10-24 20:21

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  Full proof. Guys, we gotta vote for K to the A to the M...

  1. Stopped the wall 2. Allowed people waiting on immigration court dates into the country while they wait 3. Easing asylum requirements (people can now just download an app and claim asylum and be granted legal status). All of that just on day 1

  2024-10-24 20:15

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  Full proof. Guys, we gotta vote for K to the A to the M...

  Can't support them in the dead of night, third, the "border bills" that were shot down were not border bills, they were Ukraine funding bills with border bill titles and that's why both parties supported them

  2024-10-24 19:11

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  Full proof. Guys, we gotta vote for K to the A to the M...

  Literally day 1 in office Biden started removing Trumps executive orders on the border, second, the laws on the border already exist, it could be shut down at any time and they could quit flying the illegals in and dropping them off in communities that

  2024-10-24 19:10

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  Music

  I knew it was about a homeless woman, but I thought it was more about how people don't care about her bc she's homeless, not that she was dying

  2024-10-24 18:58

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  John Wick anime movie meme news

  Maybe it will be about the "impossible task" he was given that allowed him to retire that they talk about in the first movie

  2024-10-24 14:21

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  Haters meme

  50 Cent

  2024-10-23 10:36

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  I Sort of Feel Bad for Biden.

  They don't care because the sheep have already moved on and forgotten (Vote blue no matter who )

  2024-10-21 08:14

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  How old was you

  Well, my dad was 4, so not even a spec of dust in his ballsack yet

  2024-10-21 08:12

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  Small town supremacy

  You didn't have to go all the way there to figure out big cities suck, Chicago and St. Louis are much closer

  2024-10-18 09:35

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  I'm about to end this man's whole career

  The ceiling bird chirping is a sign that whoevers mic is making that noise is black

  2024-10-16 22:21

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  The Willie Brown Pickle hider said it, not me

  A favorite quote Kamala keeps parroting, a call for communism. What can be (communism), unburdened by what has been (the current form of government). Originated from Lenin and the Bosheviks after the revolution

  2024-10-07 20:19

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  War business is boomin

  Northrop Grumann, Raytheon, and Lockheed are all near their all time highs and have had a fairly significant price increase in the last year. Big surprise. I'm sure nearly every defense contractor is in the same boat except Boeing

  2024-10-03 18:06

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  No taxes on diddys

  Diddy also did campaign events with the Clinton's and Obamas and even personally pressed for Kamala to be chosen as VP. Not saying Kamala was involved with his shady stuff (she would most likely be a victim if she was) but to deny the connection is dumb

  2024-10-03 06:38

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  No taxes on diddys

  Diddy said, "White men like Trump need to be banished." So idk, a direct quote from him on how he feels about trump or a trump quote from the apprentice about someone in the entertainment business where he was probably just kissing ass

  2024-10-03 06:37

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  No taxes on diddys

  Well wishes bc Epstein was just murdered in his jail cell, he even clarified he wanted them to prove someone was guilty. Most likely was hoping she wouldn't be murdered in her cell before testifying too

  2024-10-03 06:34

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  No taxes on diddys

  The connection of him running a town hall fundraiser with/for her in 2020. I'm well aware the pic trump posted is fake. Also, Trump banned Epstein before the legal issues

  2024-10-02 21:20

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  No taxes on diddys

  Yeah, at first, I thought it could go either way since Kamala stole the no taxes on tips position (which she herself was a tie breaking vote to tax tips), and she's connected to Diddy, but not epstein, and Diddy was anti Trump, and Trump is anti Epstein

  2024-10-02 16:02

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  No taxes on diddys

  Trump banned Epstein from all his properties and testified against him, Diddy publicly denounced Trump as president and even ran events for the Biden-Harris campaign, but I'm not sure of any Kamala-Epstein ties. So not sure what this meme is talking about

  2024-10-02 15:50

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  Watching the empire fall

  Sounds like a cover of Skyfall by Adele

  2024-10-01 10:46

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  If You can't beat Them, Join Them

  They are by up to 45 days I believe, so you might miss a few perfectly timed trades, but most of the time you only miss out on a couple percent from getting in a little later

  2024-09-23 08:34

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  Women are more socialist b/c weaker people need tribe pro...

  Well yeah, there's been numerous studies showing women are more susceptible to propaganda, and even if they start believing what they're told is false, they're less likely to stand against the group

  2024-09-20 08:34

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  Divorce rates

  Also, guess which of these couples is the most likely to experience domestic violence

  2024-09-18 12:45

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  Thank the Media for this one

  I'm actually waiting for "ThE ShOoteR WaS a RepUBliCaN"

  2024-09-15 19:44

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  Prince charming wouldn't settle for them

  Even then, that 0.24% of the population would most likely be in their mid-late 30s, and most of the women saying this would be 18-25, and those women know they would be on that guys rotation and not be serious

  2024-09-11 10:26

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  slur for beginners in a hobby

  This sounds like at least half the people that take up golf as a hobby, or even the ones who have been playing 10+ years and still suck but think the new driver is going to fix their shit swing

  2024-08-30 20:35

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  Yeah

  The worst part is that NVIDIA did beat, but not as much as expected, so it looks like it's McDonald's anyway

  2024-08-29 15:42

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  Death!

  I'm pretty sure it's Lord of the Rings

  2024-08-21 22:45

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  yeah man, I have done this a few times

  I think this is more in reference to 'personal information' and how entering too much of it into a website is generally not a good idea. The irony being that a job app is one of the few times it's okay

  2024-08-20 10:37

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  Who did it better?

  Meet the Spartans

  2024-08-19 05:58

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  Well according to Disney anyway

  Terms of service?

  2024-08-16 18:43

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  Well according to Disney anyway

  Have you seen the memes about the guy who's wife had an allergic reaction to food at a Disney park after being assured it didn't have the allergens that killed her, and he's suing disney, but they said he can't because he had disney plus and agreed to the

  2024-08-16 18:43

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  My grandpa worked at McDonald’s for a bit and got enoug...

  Nixon was just the last piece of the puzzle to get it started, but the first puzzle pieces were put in place under Woodrow Wilson in 1913

  2024-08-12 11:10

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  Leftist (Meme2)

  Yeah, the double standard with those 'jokes' is kinda crazy, but neither the couch nor the horse semen jokes should really be shared bc neither are funny. Better to question their character with facts than to use shitty, unoriginal jokes

  2024-08-09 15:18

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  Democrats are Not Very Democratic

  Biden also wasn't polling well and Kamala was polling even lower, everyone wanted them out. They are most likely writing this one off as a loss and prepping someone like Newsome or Whitmer to take over after Trumps second term

  2024-08-07 20:27

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  Democrats are Not Very Democratic

  The elites of the party chose her, most likely bc they couldn't boot a black woman off the ticket without angering the party base. Nobody else even put their hats in the ring bc of this, they're waiting till the next election so they can lead the ticket

  2024-08-07 20:25

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  Democrats are Not Very Democratic

  Been sworn into office, and yeah, the voter turnout for primary elections is never as high as the actual elections

  2024-08-07 20:13

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  Democrats are Not Very Democratic

  Only the person nominated for president is voted on in the primary, the vp is chosen after so they aren't on the ticket as far as the primary is concerned. And yes, the person chosen as vp can only take over if the president they are to serve under has

  2024-08-07 20:12

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  Imaginary Accomplishments

  Labor, withholding evidence to keep a guy on death row that would have exonerated him until a judge forced her to give it up, doing as she was told and allowing millions of illegals to flood the country, and I'm sure I'm missing some others

  2024-08-07 20:08

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  Imaginary Accomplishments

  Idk what you guys are talking about, she has plenty of accomplishments, starting with fucking the mayor of San Francisco to get a job, throwing the book at people for weed crimes and then laughing about it, holding people past their release date for free

  2024-08-07 20:06

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  Democrats are Not Very Democratic

  To answer your first question, no. For your second, she was chosen not by Democrat voters but by the upper echelons of the Democrat party

  2024-08-07 20:04

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  lol

  Charge of the border the last 4 years, or that she only got her start by sleeping with the mayor of San Francisco

  2024-08-03 15:31

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