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drugmasterflex | 2015-08-18 21:30

fatty

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drugmasterflex | 2015-05-07 21:00

For all the 12 year olds who don't know what it's for

83% 1652

drugmasterflex | 2015-05-07 21:00

For that silky smooth shave

84% 1517

drugmasterflex | 2015-01-06 20:30

The Graper

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drugmasterflex | 2014-09-10 16:30

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Natalie Portman Padmé

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Últimos comentarios

like WTF
Because they aren't qualified to do elevator maintenance

2015-09-28 18:18
+25
daddy would you like some sausage?
It's a pencil case not even a brief case

2015-09-20 20:27
-5
doubt
PhD.....in sucking cock?

2015-09-12 19:50
+3
right in the feels

2015-09-03 22:29
+8
Goodbye, little brother. Your sister loves you.
Personal experience, people won't stop playing with fire until they get burnt

2015-09-03 08:42
+25
Dem damn hoes!
More like the explosive shit-mess that is her vagina

2015-09-01 10:36
+17
Dude
She trying to understand why he would want to date his daughter

2015-08-31 11:09
+13
Yes...
Mechanics make dick dude.

2015-08-29 18:52
-8
why
Bushmaster is a brand of rifles, which the dad probably plans on shooting himself and his brony son

2015-08-26 11:42
+5
Interesting ...
Cheetahs can run faster, but they have close to no endurance. They run quickly to surprise prey, but are usually already within 10-15m of them

2015-08-26 11:32
-3
...
Ben Carson is very intelligent, however his intellect does not cross over from doctor to politician. As a medical professional, he's one of the best, and talented, but I can't say he'd make a good politician, especially not president

2015-08-21 16:36
+7
give vodka to the 7th comment
Drugs are bad kids, so just go ahead and give them to me, it's do your safety

2015-08-13 16:14
+9
Time to move to the fridged cold Wyoming
Federal supersedes state law.....

2015-08-12 11:07
+3
Fat fucktard...
Ron Paul wants us to catch terrorists but not spy on US citizens. News flash: that's how we find terrorists. Yes they keep records, but don't worry, your life isn't the great or exciting, nobody gives 2 fucks.

2015-08-07 06:34
-11
Netflix marathon game weak
That's like 3 episodes a day, weak af

2015-08-01 12:31
+106
Y
GTA V's cops are pretty realistic....always blowing shit out of proportion

2015-07-25 18:59
+15
Fresh from the source
Is that Harrison ford?

2015-07-23 05:19
+2
Raven...
Black people are easily confused by white magic

2015-07-22 09:36
+92
Mercia
Except this one asshole named John

2015-07-21 09:55
+3
Mercia
They held their own, but without the U.S. They would have easily lost

2015-07-21 09:54
+18
Mercia
While we did actually "sell" the weapons, we gave them away intending to collect on payments after the war, which we didn't. So while we made some profit, most of it was given for free

2015-07-21 09:53
+23
Mercia
Basically gave allies all their supplies, and when we did join, we joined with an overwhelming amount of reinforcement.

2015-07-21 09:51
+16
Well shit...
Time to get in shape and become a male stripper

2015-07-14 09:53
0
Title
Wat

2015-07-13 12:42
+2
Wich is the best ?
Bale

2015-07-10 17:16
+1
True
I oddly relate

2015-07-09 09:55
+2
Unfortunately modern day statists can't grasp this concept
Martin Luther King said this

2015-07-07 09:59
0
The Beatin' Bat
"The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter I did it like this, I did it like that I did it with a wiffleball bat" ~ Ad Rock

2015-07-06 00:14
+8
I laughed too hard at this
Was this an actual line in the show. If not, it was definitely a missed opportunity

2015-07-01 13:06
-5
Hey southbullet ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
The guy in the bank ground should be a new face

2015-06-21 23:00
-4
Get your shit together Volkswagen
Prolly cuz they both just trash

2015-06-18 15:31
-11
Sounds.... fun....
LSD has always been considered a recreational drug, and never used in medicine, maybe you're thinking of codeine

2015-06-16 12:46
+9
Dementors
Shouldn't be "Kissed the Cook"?

2015-06-16 06:09
+2
...
Isn't that like highschool musical or some shit

2015-06-15 05:39
-1
This is being sent around by people I went to high school...
Why is there a picture of David Spade

2015-06-12 14:02
-4
ZD
This anime shit is apparently getting too out of hand

2015-06-12 09:04
+6
mad birds
Birds, like cats, forever be doing weird shit

2015-06-11 09:32
+5
.......
Took one? Hopefully a cop just started devouring those fucking donuts

2015-06-11 09:26
+6
25 years here
Been living at home for 22 years......

2015-06-11 09:14
+3
Wtf
This has to be the work of the Onion

2015-06-10 13:07
+1
Best cosplay?
See is literally a sexy ass midget

2015-06-07 16:56
+37
Police
Regardless of the size, 52 people in the past 115 years compared to the 360 some in 115 days, that's a big fucking difference (that totals 1000+/year in the U.S.)

2015-06-05 13:10
-19
Whatever dude :(
Real pirates aren't scared to sail the Red Sea

2015-06-05 13:07
+1
Vanilla vodka + strawberry fanta = happy
Moonshine, that's a real man's drink. Don't get me wrong beer is good, but moonshine is great

2015-05-27 22:11
+8
Like foreal tho
Really knocked down the Jew population, you're welcome

2015-05-26 22:27
-12
Wetbacks are racist
Racism is not acceptable, except in this racist picture to show you why racism is wrong

2015-05-26 22:25
-6
Long weekend
Holding cops to a higher standard than thugs...who would do such a thing

2015-05-26 06:07
+2
Japanese and American education
So Godzilla teaches the youth before he destroys Tokyo

2015-05-14 20:38
+4
I'd be the one already asleep cause i work to much
100% true

2015-05-13 06:09
+13
poor obama
Then he uses my taxes to pay for it

2015-05-11 12:17
+16
Lamborghini
Lamborghini was originally a tractor company

2015-05-09 19:33
+5
Just the tip
Priorities man

2015-05-06 13:39
+4
This new game sucks but gonna propably buy it anyway
C4 doesn't explode when exposed to fire. It needs to be exposed to a combination of shock waves and extreme heat. It's one of the most stable explosives. Won't explode if shot, dropped onto head surfaces, it requires a detonator

2015-04-28 18:19
+1
He's the real mvp
Hate basketball, but I got respect for this dude

2015-04-20 21:16
+14
Kill Tumblr
Pretty sure that would be considered rape

2015-04-19 11:32
+4
Poor guy...
It was prolly the wife then.....

2015-04-11 18:42
+3
pros and cons of boys
HA, most people will be too dumb to figure this one out, with all this super hard grammar

2015-04-11 18:09
-3
True
No it means your above the poverty line

2015-04-10 22:21
+6
Farm kids
Hereford MD is like that

2015-04-10 16:03
+25
I would
If you're, God-like, wouldn't you be immoral

2015-04-08 20:21
0
See no difference
I don't think I've ever seen them in the same room, coincidence? Think not

2015-04-08 20:20
+5
So sad :(
In a few decades the technology itself will be obsolete

2015-04-08 20:19
+12
Wtf dude
What happened? Did your balls drop off?

2015-04-08 13:54
-4
Huehuehue
That's actually a Water Polo ball not a volleyball

2015-04-08 12:26
-5
.
The dude even got the asymptote to go with his graph

2015-04-06 11:35
+5
You were awesome, you are awesome, you will be awesome :)
Still applies though, you can't fix stupid, therefore you'll always be stupid

2015-04-06 11:34
+3
"Don't do drugs kids give 'em to iii"
I thought it was all the gongs

2015-04-04 15:39
+12
I found it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feminist = the women who drove cars in the Middle East to fight for their right to be EQUAL to men Feminazi = 1st World women, who haven't even seen anything close to oppression, saying shit like "that man was said hi, he must want to rape me"

2015-04-03 23:03
+5
Everyone has their own talent...

2015-04-02 15:32
+12
Angry Walter is getting angrier.
FACT: Jet fuel burns at 800° to 1500°F, not hot enough to melt steel (2750°F). However, experts agree that for the towers to collapse, their steel frames didn't need to melt, they just had to lose some of their structural strength—and that required exposure to much less heat.

2015-04-01 07:50
+16
Jack-Busters
Could you imagine if Myth Busters thought of some crazy shit, then had the guys from Jackass do it, while they science

2015-03-31 20:34
+4
So true
Please look at Australia they do just fine with strict gun laws

2015-03-31 15:52
+10
Thank you.
Tonight has been a night of feels here on the dark side of the moon

2015-03-29 06:04
+3
Who would fuck Putin?
In all fairness though, Russia may win, but at the cost of like half their population, every. single. time.

2015-03-26 21:32
+1
Who would fuck Putin?
We alone have enough nucular power to destroy the world......multiple times

2015-03-26 21:30
+4
Who would fuck Putin?
M.A.D. - Mutually Assured Destruction, no one would win

2015-03-26 21:29
+4
I hope anyone else can relate to this
This is like 75% of society's reality, some just ain't figured it out yet

2015-03-26 21:24
+2
I SHALL USE THIS
Oh my god this will be useful for my term paper

2015-03-26 21:16
+4
where de fuck world is going to
How does one bring themselves to rape a baby, their the image of innocence. My opinion, krama is a real bitch

2015-03-26 21:06
+67
Please let this be the last Chris Kyle meme
With all that being said, I still see Chris Kyle as an American Hero, and deserves the respect due to him, and perhaps even more.

2015-03-26 07:36
+3
Please let this be the last Chris Kyle meme
Believe or not, many Americans don't support our war in the Middle East, we got fucking problems of our own to deal with here. Greedy corporations and politicians are just trying to line their pockets, cuz apparently fucking over our own citizens is enough. They trick our youth into Joining by saying they are protecting our nation, defending our rights, sadly this is only a small portion of what they actually do

2015-03-26 07:35
+8
Find fisto
I'd try to read a book, but my glasses broke

2015-03-24 19:16
+1
Well that escalated quickly
Dafuq I just read

2015-03-23 14:08
+4
Think what do you say for this
I say go for it

2015-03-22 10:48
+1
nailed it
Looks like a gay Lando from Star Wars

2015-03-15 18:06
+30
That's meeeeeeeeee
The worst is when you have to write with pens and you smudge the ink

2015-03-14 15:50
0
I need dis
That would take like at least 2 hrs to smoke

2015-03-12 21:54
+1
Notice this now
GRIND my gears, not INTERLOCKS my gears, the gears are grinding:grumpycat:

2015-03-12 17:44
+6
This is my own calculator. Expect more of it.
Your calculator give so little fuck,

2015-03-12 06:33
+6
Stop many choices
Dumbledore --> Dumbledoor

2015-03-12 06:31
-4
Spoiled little bastards...
You guys do know that spanking isn't consider child abuse, as long as you're being reasonable about how hard you hit

2015-03-10 08:08
+4
What show is this?

2015-03-08 12:43
0
Smh
Big tests like standardized tests are not an accurate evaluation of someone's intelligence. Especially since it is such a large test, you just get mentally drained from it a your performance decreases

2015-03-08 09:39
+2
Jan Tran
Anyone else notice the other dude just not giving a fuck?

2015-02-27 07:48
-2
Which era is this
When I sleep for 8 hrs I usually get backed af

2015-02-24 09:40
-2
Right through the brain!
I'd shoot myself, I'd cut my Femoral artery then shoot myself. Gotta have a contingency plan

2015-02-22 20:30
0
Fuck school! Burn shit!
Yea highschool was so rough, I just said fuck it and became a man too

2015-02-16 18:15
+2
"Hate us cuz they ain't us" - the interview
and this is coming right out of the mouth of a gay nigger Muslim himself

2015-02-09 17:35
0
Finger my blowhole
You use "fish" for both singular and plural use....

2015-02-01 12:59
-1
Lol
One of their cereal boxes

2015-01-31 09:52
-4

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