cjk92

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cjk92 | 2017-02-27 13:30

Trashy

77% 1184

cjk92 | 2016-05-09 09:30

We're gonna ride this horse til its wheels fall off

79% 1462

cjk92 | 2014-12-03 12:30

Shitty

88% 2070

cjk92 | 2013-09-27 21:00

murica

95% 2308

cjk92 | 2013-09-26 12:30

slim shady

73% 1430

Últimos comentarios

No way!
My favorite notable fact about Texas

2018-07-15 11:15
+25
I see what you did there
Let's get a little lysergic kids!

2018-04-29 08:49
+7
So glad these things are off the street
You see, thats not your average wheel and car stereo, they're assailt wheels and stereos

2018-04-29 08:47
+4
So glad these things are off the street
My cousin was killed by a car stereo

2018-04-28 21:16
+9
same for me
They'll find his own cum in his butt and think he fucked himself to death

2018-04-08 21:44
+1
HEEELLP
Oddworld!!! I miss this game! I still remember pressing the X button to fart

2018-04-08 12:21
+25
T for turd
I am so sick of hearing about politics! Go on Facebook with that shit. Let's just keep memedroid funny

2018-04-01 02:06
+5
Good advice
My boss literally JUST said this to me at work

2018-03-20 22:49
+2
To the bat cave!
Whether or not that's male or female is important information

2018-03-15 21:52
+3
Wat
This will haunt my dreams

2018-03-13 23:52
+4
Cutting the cards
Really wanna try this with the air hammer at work now

2018-03-10 12:36
+5
the only way to do it
Moist as fuck

2018-03-03 18:14
+9
Thoughts and prayers
Yeah, because it worked so well with everything else we've outlawed. This country has a mental fucking health problem that no parent wants to admit their child has. It's not Islam, it's not the NRA, it's not whites or blacks, it's not guns.

2018-02-18 10:49
0
I wouldn't know wasnt born until 81
Fuckin right on

2018-01-26 23:08
+5
Doesn't matter, got a blowjob
That'll bring me back

2018-01-01 09:47
+9
L
I mean ya really can't argue the guy, you're kinda just fucked lol

2017-12-29 23:53
+8
Awkward
Ah shit, cigs, that's slick. The i.d. just seems a little awkward

2017-12-29 23:51
+15
Murcia!
Think ya got the wrong server, hefé

2017-12-29 23:48
-3
Tube steak
Priceless

2017-12-29 23:46
+55
Awkward
Yea, the first few months are still a little sketchy though lol, gotta wait til June, that way the odds start shifting to the safe side lol

2017-12-29 23:42
+13
Who here has the balls to fuck with a cop like this?
That's exactly what I was wondering

2017-12-27 22:28
+5
The hero we deserve
When the vigilante out does the actual American justice system

2017-12-24 18:38
+2
Never underestimate....
Both of them though

2017-11-26 09:58
0
Never underestimate....
Both of them though

2017-11-26 09:58
0
Read between the lines...
It scares me how easily they hand out all these synthetic opiods and stimulants nowadays.... And they wonder why we have a substance abuse issue? Lmao

2017-11-23 18:34
+1
Read between the lines...
Without going to into it I had some serious substance issues.... LSD trip is what got me out of the hard stuff, even booze became disgusting right on with that 3-4 trips a year is like 20 years of therapy in one year

2017-11-23 18:34
+1
H a p p y T h a n k s g i v i n g s c r u b s
When Thanksgiving becomes a shit show. Literally

2017-11-23 18:32
-4
Priorities
This is why stoners don't rob places

2017-11-23 13:40
+3
Read between the lines...
Exactly, I know a kid whos burnt, I smoke a little before the gym, loosen my back, little after to relax and I'm good, I trust it more than prescriptions

2017-11-23 13:33
+1
Never underestimate....
And Domino Presley next to her

2017-11-23 09:46
+2
Read between the lines...
Not trying to make a thing, but being someone who's done more than most will ever do, I don't consider weed a drug, I consider it therapeutic, can it be abused? Of course, along with booze, ciggs, prescriptions, couch syrup, even immodium in high doses

2017-11-23 09:34
+3
Read between the lines...
"weed is dangerous, if a 100lbs bundle of it fell on me it could kill me" - Willie Nelson

2017-11-23 09:33
+2
Lol someone needs to find out where she lives and carve a...
They form bonds with the mashed potatoes and gravy as my stomach acid breaks them down, Happy Thanksgiving

2017-11-23 09:29
+2
Coins
It just spits out coins as long as you hold the coin return, you need to chill after about 5 mins because the machine starts to heat up

2017-11-23 09:21
+11
Another discrimination against ma niggs...
This wasn't the main reason, but it was advertised on radio to make straight men gay, make white women like black men and many, many other weird theories

2017-11-20 22:47
+4
this students life does not matter
I wanna throw up looking at that

2017-11-15 22:34
+1
ded
I feel like I'm not alone in saying, I'm definitely going to try and find this video

2017-11-10 23:01
+4
Get it?
Suicide king.... Maybe I'm just mad morning that's the first thing I saw

2017-11-10 22:59
-1
Memedroid users are bitches
Thank God I know the good gas stations that sell kinder candy, so now I got my rifle, and my candy. Life's good

2017-11-10 22:58
+2
yo
I'll be 100% honest, I got this from a Honda advertisement on a billboard.... Kudos to that Honda dealer on this one

2017-11-09 21:43
+1
Titles are hard
This is horrifyingly true, holy shit

2017-11-07 22:08
+2
yo
I thought he never spoke of his own accord....

2017-11-07 22:05
+42
Paul Walker Joke
I feel horrible.... But I laughed too, fuck what can I say, my humors darker than a black holes internals

2017-10-25 22:35
+14
best concert ever
Bradley Nowell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2017-10-23 22:10
-1
Never underestimate....
Well I'm really glad to hear someone else thinking this too

2017-10-13 23:53
+3
True
Not sure if someone pre heated the seat, or desecrated the toilet

2017-10-06 06:42
0
BAN ALL GUNS
Let's hope this guy never gets drafted....

2017-10-06 06:42
+21
Thats a twoffer...
Good God that's dark.... No pun intended

2017-08-29 21:50
+1
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK
Definitely don't do it if you think you're gonna have a bad trip.... You most definitely will

2017-08-29 06:26
+1
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK
Trust me on this, it's all how you choose to use it, lsd let's you you completely control your thought, if you're in a dark place, you can always pull yourself out

2017-08-28 22:17
+1
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK
Lsd is a great experience and very mentally relaxing and therapeutic

2017-08-26 07:28
+2
I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIICK
3 tabs was the perfect amount for me

2017-08-26 07:27
+3
Chill it's a stereotype
So sad but true :( I see people fighting for close parking spots at the gym only to get on a treadmill.

2017-08-21 07:01
+8
Me as a person
Ugh

2017-08-18 22:40
0
I'm tryna hit that top 7000
This is very useful information, we now know where they came from

2017-08-08 23:06
-2
I'm tryna hit that top 7000
This is very useful information, we now know where they came from

2017-08-08 23:05
+6
Fuck yeah!
That little add on blended in with his shirt so well I didn't even notice it

2017-08-06 23:08
0
Your test begins now... How many of you actually know wha...
Homemade abortion kit

2017-08-02 22:52
-1
Fuck yeah!
How the fuck is that a bad deal?

2017-08-02 22:15
-3
You've done fucked up now
Oh hell yeah man, I did masonry, any of that shit burns like a mother fucker if it gets in eyes, nose throat, anything!

2017-07-31 22:34
+1
You've done fucked up now
Was that cement powder

2017-07-28 21:58
+2
Incest is wincest
That is the most unholy of books I have ever seen in my life

2017-07-27 19:12
+3
Speech 100
Are we gonna ignore the orgy?

2017-07-17 19:47
+11
lol
Anyone else see human clay here??

2017-07-07 00:59
-3
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Fuck man

2017-06-27 22:31
+2
Its a-me
This one's extra special to me, being 50% guinea, you'd expect it to be easy for someone like me to cook pizza, but I actually lit a red Baron on fire, sadly.

2017-06-27 06:43
+1
When you go to a museum and think a paper on the ground i...
When the guitarist is do talented he makes the tuning sesh sound like a top rock ballad

2017-06-25 09:14
+3
Saw this whole browsing the older memes
Corrected by fucking Dolan too....

2017-06-20 17:24
0
Cool
Cracking open a cold one with the Grohl!

2017-06-18 01:46
+14
Do you know why I pulled you over sir
Was this in new milford ct on rt 7? Im 99% sure i saw this

2017-06-07 00:20
+2
Keep scrolling
Shit save some pussy for the rest of us bro

2017-06-01 23:57
0
Sandy Hooks....
Jesus man....

2017-05-28 18:38
+1
tragic
So by definition.... they were concentration camps lol, large concentrations of japanese people (in wwii) were detained against their will in large facilities with poor living conditions. They were concentration camps

2017-05-28 18:36
+2
tragic
Its a detainment center, usually containing poor facilities where a large concentration of a specific race, religion or polotical group is detained against there will

2017-05-28 18:34
+2
tragic
I literally never once said its like auschwitz, i said its a concentration camp.... the name is the definition, i dont know how to clearify this

2017-05-28 18:33
+2
tragic
I never mentioned auschwitz lol and by definition it is a concentration camp, internment was just a euphemism we used to make it sound better. They werent as bad for sure but shit if i was in one of those id have been pissed off after

2017-05-28 18:19
0
tragic
Will because of their ethnicity, then we did it AGAIN in WWII to the japanese

2017-05-28 11:55
-1
tragic
What about the 2 times america had concentration camps that we often "forget" about in our history books? Fun fact, we pioneered the concentration camp in the first world war, we rounded up german citizens and detained them unlawfully and against their

2017-05-28 11:55
0
af
My mind has been blown.... im now questioning myself

2017-05-25 17:47
+4
af
Thats actually a pacino quote i believe

2017-05-24 22:29
+16
mє tвh
Bottom right though....

2017-05-23 23:27
0
Gay
When youre trying to convince someone of something before theyve even asked.... youve already lost =/

2017-05-23 23:24
-2
2 strong
Thats more badass than getting the head in!

2017-05-23 23:23
+3
Follow for follow
They dont make em the same any more =/ spy hard.... airplane damn it, i never laughed so hard

2017-05-19 00:51
+4
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My eyes are fucking bleeding black cancerous blood. Wtf have we come to :'(

2017-05-17 22:09
+2
Get rear ended cus i wouldnt be at fault?

2017-05-17 22:01
+1
understandable
Either this is shit, or i just missed a meme trend, again

2017-05-17 21:59
-3
Follow for follow
The pink panther if im not mistaken.... pure comedy gold :)

2017-05-17 21:57
+5
Your knee bone is connected to you... Ah shit
This shits stressin me out just lookin at it

2017-05-13 23:26
0
:$
Will that leave me a well rested snail?

2017-05-13 13:05
+7
fuck
God these people need thwir own fucking app :(

2017-05-13 13:04
+7
You know you want to
Jesus its not 96 man....

2017-05-09 23:25
-2
just for marijuana
Detox, and he swears it changed him, he said it hust made him feel so dirty for using he cant even think about it

2017-05-09 23:20
-1
just for marijuana
All i know is i had a buddy who was using heavy, he started on oxis after a back injury, then moved to intranasal, then dilaudid, then dope, kid actually quit heroin during an acid trip, flushed his stash, never looked back, smoked weed to get through his

2017-05-09 23:19
-1
just for marijuana
Wait guys.... we just did it, we have 2 different views and just talked, respecting others views, without a fight, on the internet!?

2017-05-09 05:48
+1
just for marijuana
It just bothers me booze is legal no problem, oxicontins available for 11 yr olds, but i cant smoke a joint? Like cmon....

2017-05-08 22:44
0
just for marijuana
If anything, alcohol is a gateway drug, its what kills your will power and lowers your inhibitions making it easier to say yes, but this is just what ive seen in my experiences, to each their own

2017-05-08 22:43
-1
just for marijuana
Ok, the gateway drug thing is bullshit lol, im not goin on in on it, but lll just say ive done a lot, ive had a lot of friends do a lot, every time someone decided they wanted to experiment a little, they were drunk..... booze kills your inhibitions

2017-05-08 22:42
0
Who hasn't had that scenario play out
Ugh i live in southbury ct i wanna know who the hell this is i probably know them lol

2017-05-08 22:32
-1
just for marijuana
My problem not being with her being punished for breaking the law, but the reasoning of behind why it is illegal is where i have a problem

2017-05-07 18:43
+3

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