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  Böy

  Might be because he doesnt want to have it flopping around like a fish in the truck bed

  2021-09-18 10:05

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  And then it was downhill from there

  Guess ya had to be there

  2021-09-18 10:00

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  And then it was downhill from there

  That is the most rural insult I've seen and I applaud it

  2021-09-18 09:59

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  He do be stuck

  I've witnessed a dude have his cock ring removed with bolt cutters. That was one of the more common things you see in the ER

  2021-05-15 17:46

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  Dad joke

  Oh, I thought the "joke" was the son to whom the dad gave the rhetorical question.

  2021-02-03 20:34

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  U8

  I thought it was just first-person though

  2020-12-09 14:52

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  Burn....

  So this must have been the burn that caused the California wild fires

  2020-10-11 20:31

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  True story

  Why?

  2020-10-02 18:44

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  She was right you know....

  All girls cost you something. The only difference is that the cost of the prostitutes is posted.

  2020-10-02 06:36

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  Gotta get that alligator.

  Shades

  2020-09-22 17:00

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  Title

  The app will still run, but if you delete it, you can't re-download it in the US

  2020-09-19 02:39

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  We know

  Some would even say "flaccid"

  2020-09-07 02:33

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  If you'll excuse me, I'll make myself a sandwich

  That's a bagel

  2020-07-21 07:29

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  Scumbag game companies

  I thought this was a jab at the annual 2K games

  2020-07-21 07:29

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  Transferable Skills?

  In layman's terms: "Closer kin, deeper in"

  2020-07-16 09:33

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  Destruction

  Those look like flats

  2020-07-09 02:35

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  Now i'm sad...

  Diga, "Is anyone available to speak? I'm depressed (and I also need to practice English)"

  2020-06-23 02:26

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  Yes..

  Damn, for some reason this shit hit me. I realized that I wasted a LOT of valuable time playing video games instead of spending it with my parents

  2020-06-23 02:21

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  title

  Whether I am or am not gay, it's still below the bare minimum of Facebook-quality memes

  2020-06-05 22:38

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  title

  What's the end goal here? I'm genuinely offended at this poor attempt of a meme.

  2020-06-05 22:33

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  dongs in an osha violation

  Dude's shoes are untied too

  2020-04-27 09:40

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  Indeed

  I believe the proper spelling is *gooks

  2020-04-27 09:36

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  L0L

  Read it one more time

  2020-04-24 19:58

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  F in the chat for him

  In a conservative interpretation of the concept, no.

  2020-04-22 18:10

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  Why

  The base of his scrotum, duh

  2020-04-18 03:53

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  Kind of creative, "Need more RGB....."

  That was the incorrect response

  2020-04-18 03:43

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  Are you actually reading the title

  We don't need your optimism here, boi

  2020-04-17 13:44

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  Clap clap clap

  Shit, there seems to be a common denominator here... I'm ADHD

  2020-04-11 03:25

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  Old fucker

  CPR generates a lot of heat when you have to thrust for so long

  2020-04-10 16:30

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  Clap clap clap

  I've had a few good chances (that I know of) in the past, and my concern for establishing a future for myself psyched me out of it. I got it in my head that I would finally get to smash and then by some God-awful luck I'd end up with triplets straight away

  2020-04-10 16:26

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  Dark humor

  No, he's obviously telling the truth

  2020-04-10 16:19

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  Clap clap clap

  Right? At this point, it is what it is.

  2020-04-10 16:17

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  Real

  Nice

  2020-04-10 16:16

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  How about that....

  I was expecting something a little different ^

  2020-04-08 13:34

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  Murica

  I made a comment, but I edited it because I'm not going to pretend I know much about guns to have an informed explanation of the photo

  2020-04-06 04:34

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  In a nut shell

  "Maybe" Humans are the embodiment of viruses for the ecosystem

  2020-03-29 14:02

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  Oof

  Well it was shortlived because the US can't stand to be outdone for too long

  2020-03-29 10:14

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  House

  Make sure it's an aluminum bat if there happens to be lightning. The crack of the bat is amplified when you hit the hail, and you can see the pieces travel farther.

  2020-03-27 13:02

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  Dont jynx it

  Probably "reverse"

  2020-03-27 12:56

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  Party hard mah dudes

  Are we cross-contaminating units of measurement?

  2020-03-21 01:52

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  Not closing at my job

  I work closely with patients at a hospital. If I have to lose my job from this crisis, we're on the brink of a shitstorm

  2020-03-18 15:37

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  Not closing at my job

  Take the security of the job over the prestige when it comes to surviving

  2020-03-18 15:36

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  Lol

  So does polyamorous just have the same connotation as polygamous but without the marriage?

  2020-03-09 11:52

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  Shots fired @Trojan

  Not necessarily...

  2020-03-09 02:03

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  Mem4

  Just think, what if you could do that in real life

  2020-03-08 15:18

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  ok

  Is that your mistake, or is that your parents' ?

  2020-02-29 20:05

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  Mood

  I'm in my third year of my undergraduate studies as a biochemistry major. This is depressing and inaccurate... It happens after class throughout the week AND the weekends, but it's still as life-draining.

  2020-02-29 19:58

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  Birb

  I would be so paranoid about the glass container not being ventilated enough, making the whole experience be like a microwave

  2020-02-28 14:40

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  233868, only the smart ones can decode this

  I am amazed...

  2020-02-24 17:29

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  Lol perfect

  If you have an Xacto knife or a dissection scalpel, steady hands, and possibly some clear adhesive, it's not that hard to make it appear unbroken

  2020-02-24 17:21

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  Uu

  It must be a lemon

  2020-02-24 09:52

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  Boxed is better....

  Water... in a box

  2020-02-21 16:50

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  Wholesome so upvote

  It has a meme attached to it if you need a minimum means for its qualification

  2020-02-21 14:48

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  Dogs be like

  Honestly, Idk why it would ever go below 100%

  2020-02-21 14:46

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  Dogs be like

  3x

  2020-02-21 14:45

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  E

  But there is a Texas in space.... I'm sitting right in it

  2020-02-18 08:36

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  Sad life

  Jesus

  2020-02-17 21:48

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  Mem3

  It's infuriating. The "skip ad" button may count down on mobile to where it appears to be available during a lengthy first ad, but it doesn't work until at least 5 seconds of the second ad have played

  2020-02-13 14:46

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  When he plays with your hair...

  If you read the title and look at the cow's expression, it might make more sense

  2020-02-10 20:32

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  When he plays with your hair...

  It's not really a meme, I know. I just wanted to share a photo of a calf loving his baby scratches

  2020-02-10 20:31

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  Thirsty hoes.

  "Hoe" and "Ho" are interchangeable... It seems you're projecting a bit because you seem to have thought long and hard on the matter to ridicule the roommate.

  2020-02-10 20:03

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  He leveled up

  Would you even feel anything given that the nerves are now gone?

  2020-01-30 02:40

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  the great wall

  If you take up space like an asshole, you get treated like an asshole

  2020-01-28 16:24

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  Black Plague

  ...and?

  2020-01-28 00:55

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  Madagascar is so hard to infect

  That's why they exploding factories. Blast that shit back to the east.

  2020-01-24 21:09

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  For me probably never

  Why cant one just tuck in into the nook of the elbow and hold it like an American football/ rugby egg

  2020-01-22 16:09

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  Haha

  It may be "unnatural," however technology and understanding of immunological responses to infections has allowed many people who would have otherwise succumbed to illness to live beyond a simple infection that could be lethal if left to natural devices.

  2020-01-21 03:40

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  Haha

  Vaccines aren't guaranteed to give 100% immunity to the vaccinated; however, they are intended to provide them with a pre-emptive defense against ever-evolving strains of bacteria and viral pathogens that threaten the human immune system.

  2020-01-21 03:37

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  Haha

  If you can't see the reason for including some of the components you mentioned in a vaccination, I ask that you research their purpose and why such chemicals may be present in trace amounts.

  2020-01-20 19:44

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  Haha

  Just because one thinks for themself does not make their argument valid. I would downvote you more so for assuming that no one has studied the science behind the clear benefits of immunology and vaccines.

  2020-01-20 19:40

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  I see no lie here

  Says who?

  2020-01-14 15:41

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  Yep

  Not if the dog's a female or a neutered male

  2020-01-11 16:37

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  RIP to all the animals that couldn't escape the fires

  Same here. Mine was about Ashoka beating Anakin at Connect Four

  2020-01-08 17:48

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  wholesome

  The former works wonders in the long run

  2020-01-04 12:54

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  I chose you

  Mace Windu dies

  2019-12-30 08:21

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  What!!!!!!

  I'm honestly curious. If you did this while inside her when hitting it from the back, and you tased her ass, would her vagina contract and turn into vice grips around your dick?

  2019-12-18 23:26

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  Miss cheems

  Every myth has some tendril of factual foundation

  2019-12-18 23:21

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  hehe

  Damn I wasnt expecting the heat emanating from this comment

  2019-12-17 15:32

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  David Lopez

  What is this Facebook garbage?

  2019-12-17 14:44

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  What the actual fuck

  Are we going to ignore that a Lifeguard gets $19/hour How big and dangerous is that damn pool?

  2019-12-16 14:53

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  dislike

  Saving Private Ryan

  2019-12-12 09:44

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  When was this new installment added?

  And apparently so did her mother

  2019-12-12 09:40

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  Very creative title, I guess

  I do this even if my team and I get absolutely waxed

  2019-12-12 09:39

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  Jonathan Joestar

  I made a character on Saint's Row 3 like this once

  2019-12-11 19:00

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  dongs in a moment

  Ben Shapiro

  2019-12-11 03:42

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  God says.... NO HENTAI!

  I didnt expect to see commentary from such a medieval battle armor connoisseur. If the outfit's so poorly mismatched, you might as well draw a fedora on the chap and call it a day

  2019-12-11 01:56

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  We live in a society

  Do you not refer to yourself in third person?

  2019-12-08 21:54

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  Nein! Das is güd

  No, it's a sign of Hinduism

  2019-12-08 18:53

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  Wtf

  I'm slightly confused with your wording, but I agree

  2019-12-07 11:26

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  Have you ever....?

  I was waiting for someone to mention that

  2019-12-06 09:26

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  I'm going to chill

  He's basically a 5 yr old

  2019-12-06 03:08

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  lol

  Thanks, I appreciate it

  2019-12-06 03:01

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  dongs in a childhood

  But it doesn't mean it's not the same one either

  2019-12-05 23:40

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  lol

  Translate for me, please

  2019-12-05 23:38

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  I love crack rock

  Things have really fallen off, haven't they, Katy?

  2019-12-05 23:09

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  I would love to do that

  But he fights the good fight, so he shall instead be a Charles

  2019-12-04 13:27

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  I loved this game as a kid

  Parliament

  2019-12-04 13:25

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  Student arrested after trying to smuggle 20 Gb of memes i...

  Those are rookie numbers

  2019-12-04 13:24

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  Its me

  Is that not Finland's summer?

  2019-12-04 13:21

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  wild doggo is a good boi, making full recovery

  And be eaten later

  2019-12-04 13:20

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