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  Last comment wins a memedroid shirt :)

  2021-02-18 09:59

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  The famous Soap on the Floor story

  Wish it was real

  2018-02-19 14:58

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  Fair is fair

  Who the fuck ships something worth that much. That's what private transport company's with armed security is for.

  2017-12-16 14:36

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  It was me

  Probably someone with special needs. My cousin who has special needs will fixate on a movie for weeks / months

  2017-12-11 15:41

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  How selfish of us

  Negan?

  2017-12-08 22:51

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  O.o

  It's called a condom and pull out....

  2017-12-03 14:38

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  I can't believe how this has gone unpunished for so long...

  What is this shit ?

  2017-11-03 12:33

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  Story of my life ...

  Could be worse. I'd rather run off when drunk than projectile vomite

  2017-08-26 23:48

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  Gotta love 'em

  I'm currently training a golden retriever that is extremely dangerous. If you go by anything he thinks is his he will bite. But with proper training he will be a perfect dog. It's in the training any dog can be dangerous. Take a walk in any shelter

  2017-08-10 22:33

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  Scumbag bus

  this was from almost 2 years ago lol

  2017-08-08 12:31

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  Lol

  We don't live together . My old dog died so the house was completely empty so I went and adopted a dog from the shelter.

  2017-07-31 18:18

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  Lol

  I've been dating for 2 years and my girl friend was pissed I adopted a dog without discussing it with her. In girls eyes the second you start to date you are basically married

  2017-07-31 12:26

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  even worse then frankenstein

  I became sick 5 years ago at 18. If there wasn't health care I would have died before I turned 20 from bleeding out due to crohns disease. Long story short a couple different meds failed but surgery was a success. 1.3mill later I'm health and can live

  2017-07-27 07:34

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  An important meme

  Nope it's shit

  2017-07-13 11:46

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  Why boi..

  Ouch. Could have let him have it.

  2017-06-10 14:32

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  Found the teeniest snail while gardening

  Poor op. Memedroid is so friendly.

  2017-06-08 20:50

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  Soooooo close yet...

  I went in a pool at work with 5 guys to buy some tickets we got 4 numbers the 5th was 1 off. We would have split 1 million but instead got 100$

  2017-06-07 22:02

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  without a second to spare

  Why wouldn't you just go to the other side and wait for the train to pass

  2017-06-04 22:25

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  Covfefe

  Great meme

  2017-06-02 17:32

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  I hate to have to ruin your chances sleeping but this pic...

  And this is why I will never live without a large dog in the house

  2017-05-21 00:54

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  O no

  From past experience it makes you not enjoy sex at all. It becomes more of a chore.

  2017-04-30 22:32

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  Zubat attack

  Do not get a sugar glider for a pet. They piss all over you when you pick them up and they bark like a dog all night. Anyone who says dogs won't go after a sugar glider since they aren't rodents is a liar .

  2017-04-27 07:30

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  haha

  Put it behind your parents vehicle tire.

  2017-04-22 17:39

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  ooekdnd

  Just had my dog of 13 years put down last week. Part of me died with that dog. 13 years is way to short of a time for something that becomes your child / sibling .

  2017-04-15 23:10

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  Diabetuus

  Lol I'm from auburn mass.

  2017-04-12 17:27

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  try putting it in rice

  How does the phone blow off your roof and go infront of your car and hit your car?

  2017-04-12 08:49

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  Have fun counting

  One and a half

  2017-04-10 22:46

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  Ahahahah

  And that's how you get shot were i live.

  2017-04-10 22:31

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  .

  Will poison your weapons / trim your armour

  2017-03-31 19:21

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  Mmhmmm

  When she wants a ride everywhere but refuses to get a license

  2017-03-30 07:30

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  Don't mind if I do

  Crohns

  2017-03-12 20:38

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  There must be a clorox one

  Why would you want to live forever and watch everyone you know die?

  2017-03-11 13:16

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  Doggo

  I need to put my dog of 12.5 years down soon. Just the vent saying that killed me inside worse than my family members that died.

  2017-03-09 19:46

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  ayy

  Enjoy it while you can. I honestly sleep on my lazy boy when my girl sleeps over. No idea how she can take up three times the size of herself on the bed.

  2017-03-09 19:44

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  STRIKE!

  Tosh.o did it better

  2017-03-02 16:02

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  Hahaha

  Little slow to the party.....

  2017-03-01 22:24

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  There's a snitch

  What is robux?

  2017-02-24 17:32

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  SKKKRRT

  I thought they banned tweet ?

  2017-02-19 13:29

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  true

  I miss ruined scape....

  2017-02-18 18:49

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  Guys these days....

  Wow op make more I'm sure everyone will love them

  2017-02-11 11:11

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  real shame

  Crohns disease.

  2017-02-09 18:37

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  This has happened and I have never slept in the same room...

  Thank God it's not just my girl that pulls this shit

  2017-02-09 18:31

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  Falcons choked harder than Sasha Grey

  Fail your test best end up passing ?

  2017-02-06 15:33

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  Feeling better...

  Cattle produce more green house gas than cars, trains and planes combined.

  2017-01-23 20:57

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  real shame

  Health care will continue to rise as long as hospitals and doctors offices can mark thing up 4,000 to 10,000 % legally. I'm 22 now when I turned 19 I became sick. In 3 years my bills climbed to 1.8million .... some medicine cost 50k a month ....

  2017-01-22 09:58

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  Rarw

  Hope I'm not down voted for this but..... what the hell is a rawr

  2017-01-20 19:05

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  RIP

  Drake shouldn't be mentioned with Dre and Eminem. Drake doesn't even rap. He talks about his feelings that's about it.

  2016-12-30 22:15

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  Derp

  He looks like the boruto from the movie the sausage party.

  2016-12-27 07:33

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  Worst mom ever......

  Take my pic so I can find you a daddy

  2016-12-14 17:56

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  i never cared until now and now i dont understand

  Well thanks to you I now know

  2016-12-14 17:51

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  Reflective Goggles

  Shape shifter

  2016-12-03 17:42

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  Ouch!

  the pain tho.

  2016-12-03 14:35

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  But I want to keep it ;.;

  Sorry you own a Kia soul

  2016-11-30 20:59

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  Last comment gets my nudes

  Better be good

  2016-11-28 17:31

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  lol

  " my fucking dude "

  2016-11-27 11:37

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  Everything went better than expected :betterthan:

  "Accident "

  2016-11-24 16:06

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  Hsjskkf

  I've done this and then accidently text her goodnight hours later.....

  2016-11-21 18:10

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  Helpful

  Wonder how true this is. Remember my manager wrote all over a white board with sharpie and didn't notice for days

  2016-11-19 19:00

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  Based on a true story.

  Hope yours isn't bad. I've had my whole large intestine removed because they thought I had UC but wasn't the case.

  2016-11-15 18:33

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  Based on a true story.

  Try crohns I'd be happy if I haven't gone in 50min

  2016-11-13 08:41

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  title isn't political

  Thanks

  2016-11-09 20:57

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  huge profit fellas

  Hospital I had my surgery charged 1200$ a bag. It's only salt water

  2016-11-07 12:31

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  How to clean your nose

  I'd break up with my girl if she left nose grease all over my window

  2016-10-31 17:50

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  waste of money

  Plastic dip . only cost like 700$ for a couple flip color like that.

  2016-10-28 17:47

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  Brilliant

  Now make a.c. work boots

  2016-10-27 07:33

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  america 4 live

  Don't move to Massachusetts. They banned all assault rifles...... 2 weeks before I received my license to Cary

  2016-10-27 07:32

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  homo

  I've worked on a tessla p85 . it had over 400 horse power and was rear wheel drive. If that's gay I guess I want to be gay

  2016-10-16 21:58

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  lmao

  The water belongs to them. But when a flood happens its not there fault there water damaged your property

  2016-10-12 16:47

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  My thoughts exactly

  Between countries that have nuclear weapons. Because just like any war both sides will fire all they have. Leaving nothing

  2016-10-07 22:13

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  My thoughts exactly

  I don't care if your wearing a clown suit or dressed up as the grape from the fruit of the loom . If you run at me with a weapon I'm going to fear for my safety and shoot you. As for the war your worried about. There will be no wars

  2016-10-07 22:11

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  meeeeh

  Pepper spray and teargas are ban in all warefare . but a weapon That's to dangerous to use in warfare is used all the time on citizens. America .

  2016-10-07 18:29

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  Title

  Joke is this is a Facebook post not a meme

  2016-10-07 07:36

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  Dark place for succ

  I've been on meds that cost 40,000 every 3 weeks. I'll trade. Health care in America is a total joke.

  2016-10-04 20:01

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  Check Mate Atheists

  Pretty sure a God would wipe us off there backs especially after the nuclear bombs that have been set off.

  2016-10-04 19:19

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  It's time!

  If you post pro call of duty memes your going to have a bad time

  2016-10-04 18:42

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  clownin' around

  A Guy dressed as a clown ran in the road in front of me last night. Boy did he move fast when he realized that I wasn't going to stop. Why the hell are grown men running around as clowns trying to scare people.

  2016-10-04 18:41

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  卐

  Was thinking the same thing but wasn't going to even bother. Hes a young kid that wants the attention

  2016-10-03 20:59

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  This would be so convenient

  Yes. Everyone would enjoy scratches on there bumpers

  2016-10-01 19:26

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  .

  Prednisone

  2016-10-01 11:36

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  This.

  I have to travel over a hour away (without traffic) for medical treatment every week. If someone blocked the highway I'd hit them and say I hit the gas by mistake.

  2016-09-26 18:46

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  How trump bankrupted his previous companies and what he w...

  @ title trump will get in a dick shaking contest with Putin and cause a world war. But Hillary doesn't deserve to be President either.... Screwed either way that's why this year will see the least amount of voters

  2016-09-22 07:32

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  What did I do wrong THIS time? :-(

  Maybe she's not a morning person like my girl. Or maybe she is just grumpy in general like my girl..

  2016-09-17 22:17

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  Bird_Squeezer, you're going to need The Hulk to squeeze t...

  Remi gaillard

  2016-09-14 20:51

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  nice whip

  Can't wait until they run out of oil or there is no longer a need for oil

  2016-09-14 19:02

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  there he go

  What they make the heaviest kid not wear a helmet ?

  2016-09-13 21:44

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  Don't buy used cars

  All car sales people are greedy pigs waiting to stab you in the back. Paid 22k for my car 2 years ago and its worth fair trade of 14k. Was offered 9k yesterday

  2016-09-12 19:35

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  Things I would wish upon my enemies

  Or give them crohns disease

  2016-09-12 07:30

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  yea bitch

  You never rest a bow on the ground like that

  2016-09-10 10:54

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  Who's at one of their peaks?

  Shit I'm 22 and not satisfied with life at all. Guess I have 1 year to get my shit together

  2016-09-09 18:46

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  swed Bork Bork doggo

  What if the dog wants to be outside? Hell my bulldog is outside all day. Find it much healthier running around outside than laying down inside .

  2016-09-09 16:10

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  Never redo a finished product, try to polish it instead.

  Well get "roight" back on that horse and fix that game

  2016-09-08 22:29

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  Florida man strikes again

  That sad face tho.

  2016-09-08 16:40

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  True

  What a nice weather

  2016-09-08 12:36

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  well, have you?

  Thanks great meme

  2016-09-07 20:31

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  Samsung 7 will blow u upppp

  At least They have a recall. LG g4 has a boot loop crash that breaks the phone but they refuse to recall it.

  2016-09-07 06:39

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  he's seen some shit man

  

  2016-09-06 06:38

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  Runescape

  Evolution of combat killed this game along with the bots. Played this game for like 10years I'm glad I stopped.

  2016-09-05 11:26

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  Shit

  It's not a bad game in my eyes . I enjoy exploring in any game and don't care to much for the story mode.

  2016-09-02 18:35

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  ......

  Mandms

  2016-08-30 10:46

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  Da fuq..

  My co-workers enjoy shitting and like wiping there ass with the toilet bowl. So there are shit smears all over it .

  2016-08-26 11:58

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