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Zxcxdr | 2022-10-24 12:00

Trumpet music

Boris Boris Johnson Britain Politics

73% 456

Zxcxdr | 2022-07-15 22:30

Let's vote on it

Map Kos What Is Going On

84% 893

Zxcxdr | 2022-05-02 11:00

God I miss DBZA

Dbza Child Violence

82% 522

Zxcxdr | 2022-05-01 19:30

Yes it is a stupid pun

DnD Lich Dead Meme

84% 572

Zxcxdr | 2022-02-20 18:31

Yes, I do like history memes. Sue me

Vlad The Impaler Dracula

77% 544

Zxcxdr | 2022-02-20 18:30

I know it's a pedantic and smartass thing to bring up, but he brought it up first

82% 543

Zxcxdr | 2022-02-15 18:00

Unkillable Soldier!!!

Sabaton Unkillable Soldier Adrian Carton De Wiart

70% 467

Zxcxdr | 2022-02-06 15:30

It goes on from there

Liam William Weeliam GranLiam Monster

55% 442

Zxcxdr | 2021-12-03 14:00

Political meme

Politics USA BLM NRA Trump

83% 514

Zxcxdr | 2021-11-02 06:00

Spooky

Spooky Scary Skeletons Bard Dnd

83% 540

Zxcxdr | 2021-10-15 18:30

Every time

Alarm Sad Good Heth Mental Depressed Depression I'm Fine Really

85% 566

Zxcxdr | 2021-10-15 13:30

Always with the questions

Police Crime Blood Hero Villian

85% 596

Zxcxdr | 2021-10-06 15:00

The patron accepts gold, apperantly

Gold Warlock Patron Dnd D&d

82% 536

Zxcxdr | 2021-10-03 20:00

Puns!

Necromancy Macabre Body Bodyshop Pun

77% 506

Zxcxdr | 2021-10-03 15:30

They got squashed

Spain Aztec Mesoamerica English Genocide Crushed

85% 617

Zxcxdr | 2021-08-29 20:00

This blue tastes like the smell of a sonata

Druid Mushroom Drugs Tripping High D&d Dungeons And Dragons Owl Big Eyes

87% 630

Zxcxdr | 2021-08-23 00:00

Exam season is brutal

Sleep Tired Exam Test Sleep Deprivation Exhaustion Coffee

87% 708

Zxcxdr | 2021-08-15 16:00

The Spartans weren't smart, but none doubted the size or sturdiness of their balls

Spartans Lakonia Phillip The II Sass Comeback Massive Brass Balls

83% 513

Zxcxdr | 2021-08-15 15:00

It was a collosal failure, and I'm going to get some hate for that

Hellas Sparta Persians 300 History War Conquest Spartans Leonidas Failure Loss

83% 591

Zxcxdr | 2021-07-27 13:00

Plato means wide shouldered

Plato Aristotle Pythagoras Philosophy Philosopher Greek Ancient Armstrong

86% 508

Últimos comentarios

Insane escalation
It would be. The insane part is that an Israeli minister suggested the same thing.

2024-05-13 08:06
+3
the fandom needs to die
Can we just let people like/dislike things in quiet? Nobody cares either way

2024-04-26 19:03
0
A lawsuit has revealed that Facebook allegedly sold users...
Is it weird that I feel they should've asked for more?

2024-04-04 10:59
+10
lol
Just because one is, doesn't mean the other isn't.

2024-03-24 01:56
+3
true
Implying Heavy isn't the sexiest thing since lingerie

2024-03-23 05:28
+4
Wha-
"Hey, I'm bragging, not snitching."

2024-03-23 05:12
+4
wow....
No, I was stealing a tub and happened to look into your window.

2024-03-23 05:02
+1
Psychosis
"Now, to be clear, I'm not saying they aren't, just that you shouldn't worry about it."

2024-03-14 11:01
+2
Yep
Salt in your food good. Salt in your blood bad. See how that works?

2024-03-11 19:08
+2
Well yes
"I don't care what he did, you are the principal, for god's sake, you can't go around punching kids!!"

2024-03-10 17:09
+4
He is
We know for a fact he scored at least once- the Volcano refused to accept him as a 'Virgin' sacrifice. ... Unless he was very drunk

2024-03-06 14:03
+6
Montana
J:"I'm granting this divorce, with full payment to the ex husband." W:"But-" J:"Be thankful the Death Penalty is illegal here."

2024-03-06 13:51
+5
The plant that meowed
Call the Vet- your cat is in a vegetative state

2024-02-25 15:19
+2
You can't say a word about the juiceee
Feel free to criticise Israel- most of Israel does that, because our Government is either insane, stupid or both. And yes, I realise this will end badly for me, don't care

2024-02-25 15:17
0
Killu
Stricken down for his hubris

2024-02-06 02:31
+1
P
So is '911'

2023-12-02 04:47
+1
"Who is not with me is agaist me"
Satanists generally don't believe that the Devil is literally real

2023-11-22 07:02
+3
Bruh
"People say a lot of things about Jessica." "Good things?" "Good and bad, but never boring."

2023-07-06 05:04
+10
Little wholesome story
"...and I have a small dragon that makes cream brulé."

2023-06-28 17:19
+1
Deadpool concept art
It looks like it could be a very threatening mindless villain. Not Deadpool though.

2023-06-16 14:20
+2
Explain this!
The ears of the bear function as a lure for humans, bypassing the logical brain and activating the "touch the fluffies" instinct in most of them. For this reason, bears are known as "The angler fish of the forest"

2023-06-08 09:32
+5
LOL
Are we going to ignore that extremely ominous prophecy for Cancer?

2023-06-01 00:11
+14
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay, who installed MalO ver 1.3.4??

2023-05-29 01:03
+1
They have rabies.
Ah yes, the Biracial Aquatic Hate Crime

2023-05-29 00:28
+7
Ouch
If she chose, in her own words, a '1' after many '10' and '9's, you must be absolutely amazing - take the win.

2023-04-17 02:35
+3
How the dinosaurs were wiped out
I didn't even know the flat-earth community COULD excommunicate someone...

2023-04-04 04:23
+3
Most
I'm concerned by the usage of the word 'most' in this particular PSA

2023-03-30 01:41
+5
Feel a rampage comin' on
....that require UNGODLY amounts of lube...

2023-03-18 12:02
+7
Dhejjw
When I said y'all need more Jesus in you, I didn't mean or expect you to take it literally

2023-03-12 16:54
+12
t
Loki:"The funny thing is, I know you're playing me- but you're right, it's all yours."

2023-03-11 17:42
+15
Driving off a cliff
To be fair, a lot of people would be against a test in their workplace that they are guaranteed to fail

2023-03-08 00:05
+3
WTF
Finally, a Five Minutes Craft video that is actually useful

2023-03-05 23:45
+1
Time travellers
I swear to fuck, you misspell 'Robert' ONCE and the time police is all over your ass

2023-03-01 14:00
+20
Fine mom I'll share
I'm already sharing my planet and my oxygen with the ungrateful gits, what more do they want?

2023-02-28 00:38
+2
Just let me sleep
I'm feeling very called out right now.

2023-02-27 00:00
+10
Zkcksso
On behalf of the entire civilized world, please don't pet children

2023-02-26 23:59
+71
Gross
He's not a monster, he's just an idiot

2023-02-19 10:27
+6
Q
To clarify, he isn't stuck or trapped - he just spent the past forty minutes mewling and begging to be let into the cup. This picture was taken 13 milliseconds later.

2023-02-18 07:38
+2
Title
Meanwhile, every country in the middle east "That's the coldest winter we could hope to have."

2023-02-07 17:49
+43
Bout to place a call
I see the "Rename the French" initiative is on its way

2023-02-05 23:45
+1
Missed by that much (multiple times)
To missquote the Blackadder series:"E-Exactly! Doing the same thing we did the previous twenty times is the last thing they'd expect!"

2023-02-05 18:33
+2
Dunny dnd meme with a dog
Ring on invisibility- once you wear the ring, you can no longer preceive the wearer of the ring. Everyone else can see you as normal.

2023-02-03 07:25
+2
Dark humor meme
I agree. 'dying' is an emergency. 'dead' can probably wait a few hours.

2023-01-31 06:37
+9
WTAF
I think you misspelled 'cuck of the year' award

2023-01-30 02:48
+7
Chyeauh!
You talk a lot of shit for someone who wears mixed fabrics

2023-01-27 11:55
+5
Driving
There's a similar joke- In Europe, you drive 40 minutes from your city and you're in a different country. In the US, you drive 40 minutes from your city, and you're in a different city. In Australia, you drive 40 minutes from your city, you're 40 minutes away from a city.

2023-01-22 14:23
+2
Where the magic happens
He's right. If you manage a good night's sleep on that, it's at least magic, if not a full blown miracle

2023-01-22 02:11
+13
QZPMWXON
It's the difference between 'pleasure for myself' and pleasure for her.

2023-01-21 23:11
0
Linda Cardellini can do whatever she wants to me...
Mystery Incorporated is still the best Scooby Doo. Velma, on the other hand, has been described as Scooby Don't.

2023-01-21 09:42
+1
DnD memes
Cleric of the wrong god, obviously

2023-01-20 10:57
+22
Upvote If You Like Dogs
I'm heavily conflicted as I love dogs,but I also suck.

2023-01-19 18:34
-2
beautiful show
Zoro is canonically so bad at directions that when he died, his soul got lost on the way to heaven and just ended up back in his body. Never actually watched the show, but goddamn.

2023-01-18 04:30
+16
Title
Man, your mom looks angry

2023-01-15 23:58
+4
I'll
Risk/reward, in a nutshell

2023-01-14 18:01
+4
G
"Life is about balance, specifically - you just lost yours.,"

2023-01-14 17:55
+3
Dark meme
No, I'm well aware of what is wrong with me and have come to accept it.

2023-01-12 19:06
+1
Avatar 2 in a nuthsell
What really pissed me off is that it can't even be described as a filler movie within the (unfortunately) series- a filler means the status quo from start of movie is restored by the end. At the end of movie one, Major I'm-going-to-use-a-tactical-knife-with-my-robot-suit dies. At the start of movie 2 he is brought back, and by the end he is still alive. We have literally regressed to the 0.75 of the first movie.

2023-01-11 18:01
+4
Crying chad girl meme
I usually don't drink coffee. I was making a point that the quad doesn't do anything to keep me awake, nor wake me up later.

2023-01-11 12:26
+4
Crying chad girl meme
Hey, at least you can blame pregnancy. I haven't slept properly in two years and no one seems to know why. I'm at the point where I can drink a quad espresso, then go to sleep for a few hours with no noticeable effects

2023-01-11 10:49
+14
Shrek and Netflix meme
And yet Warrior Nun got a season two. Disgraceful

2023-01-10 08:14
+5
I love my weirdos
If that's the case your husband is being, and I do apologise for the vulgarity, a bit of a twat.

2023-01-09 17:54
+1
it socks
Generally useful, highly under appreciated, and looked upon more favourably the older you get?

2023-01-09 14:27
+3
I love my weirdos
Context is important - weirdo "likes unusual hobbies but doesn't harm anyone" or weirdo "skins babies in his basement to make a life size gundam skinsuit"

2023-01-09 14:25
+12
Hello
My dyslexic cousin read this and complained about the grammar

2023-01-09 02:29
+14
Maybe we did...
He said, like we don't have tapestries of God mode Shaggy proclaiming to use a single percent of his powers

2023-01-03 15:25
+3
Soup
That's actually a common misconception- the original creator was actually Michael Broth, about two years prior, before John stole his idea.

2023-01-03 15:23
+4
sus
That bitch!

2023-01-03 01:14
+41
power metal
Taste is subjective- you can like Sabaton best, you can think they are average or even the worst thing since [insert personal choice of worst thing ever]. Don't try to force that opinion on anyone else and we're good.

2023-01-02 16:59
+7
SUPERMANLETT!
Honestly, the way they spelled 'Kryptonian' is much more upsetting to me

2023-01-02 14:12
+18
Average make a wish enjoyer
Dude, they finally released stage 5?!? My Uncle has been stuck on stage 4 for like six months

2023-01-02 03:41
+8
This guy has a point
You look like the poster child for school shootings

2022-12-26 13:34
-1
Humans
Easy- when This way I know how long I have to do the shit I want done. If I know how but not when I'll just constantly panic

2022-12-23 05:05
+2
Meditation music
"It was either the meditation music, or the enriched uranium kibble. Hard to tell which, really."

2022-12-20 17:03
+1
death to Pluto
"Commanda... Send in the Emus, mate."

2022-12-19 17:52
+1
Based
What will you choose, joining the assholes who were moments from executing you because you happened to be around the wrong guy, or the chad bastards kicking their ass by screaming so loud their opponents fly away, which you can also do?

2022-12-19 17:25
+26
Title
"I wait ONE DAY past the expiration date on yogurt, I fucking swear..."

2022-12-07 17:17
+4
Russia
At least they're upfront about fucking you

2022-11-29 17:58
+18
Its happens in twitter and tiktok :awwyeah:
Honestly,most of the fanbase is fine. It's the ones on Twitter that do the worst, and honestly, who is surprised by that?

2022-11-28 17:46
-2
Burb
I stand with Derek

2022-11-20 16:04
0
Tha Jackson 3...
They should start a cover band of Blink 182, and call it "Buck 75"

2022-11-12 05:36
+6
Monotheist vs polytheist
Standard polytheism - "Cool, I shall add your new gods to our growing collection." Greko-Roman Polytheism -"I wonder which shape Zeus will take this time."

2022-11-04 12:26
+4
Alright chums let's do this
At least I have chicken

2022-11-04 12:10
+6
Doggo
"Then, one day, I accidentally broke it. Which was great, as I now had two toys."

2022-11-04 12:02
+4
W h a r
"... I've been advised not to finish that sentence."

2022-11-04 03:05
+3
yeah
I would, but he keeps telling me to invest in Meta, and that's just not a financially responsible idea

2022-10-30 18:19
+1
Wait people live in Dakotas? I thought only hostile winds...
About the title- they are, but occasionally a gust of wind blows three tumbleweeds into a coat, making it resemble a human.

2022-10-13 15:34
+18
Hola
"You're doing me a huge solid here."

2022-10-13 09:52
+3
Gigachad meme
I don't remember that Adam Sandler movie...

2022-10-11 16:25
0
Admit it
Absolutely not! There's no 'sometimes' about it

2022-10-01 12:44
0
Accurate
Emo teens girls are emotionally stable, as the emotional instabilities merge to become Psychological Instabilities

2022-09-30 12:11
+3
Vodka
Contrary to popular belief, Russians don't think vodka fixes anything. It just makes you care less about whatever is broken.

2022-09-12 03:50
0
Yeah
I'm not even tired, I just want my circulation back!

2022-08-25 18:45
+5
0
"Dude, you didn't unlock anything. I told not to drink Detroit tap water."

2022-08-25 07:58
+27
Hat
I think his grandfather was lying- the Hydraulic press saw battlefield use mostly during WWI. By WW2 it was retired to a mostly ceremonial role.

2022-08-20 23:56
+2
bro
The first leg of the journey is always the hardest

2022-08-20 02:52
0
Bruh
He was the control group

2022-08-19 05:01
+2
Fu
Sounds like a 'you' problem

2022-08-13 10:02
+1
Repost Twitter!
Just a general warning- Be Afraid.

2022-08-12 18:12
+26
Oh
German:"WW3, actually." Time traveler:... German:"To be fair, we didn't start this one."

2022-08-09 07:29
+17
No bull
The intelligent keep quiet to not have to engage with the less intelligent

2022-08-04 15:58
+3

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