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  Bro got inspired

  There's no way this is real. Women aren't that kind. The only way this is real is if her man is at home and shes looking to cheat with this dude. Sorry not sorry

  2026-09-01 09:58

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  Bro is in love

  This and other mythical situations

  2026-09-01 09:52

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  Justice For Lindsay

  No. We fucking don't. For example, when Chris Benoit killed his whole family not only did no one come to his defense, to this day he is reviled, ridiculed, and mocked for the piece of shit he was. Not one person was all "but his mental health." You retard.

  2026-08-28 09:03

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  Justice For Lindsay

  She's a monster. And you're scum for supporting her. Although if your mom had done what she did it would've saved everyone you've ever met a lot of grief.

  2026-08-28 08:58

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  choose Ursula

  I would've given my left arm to find someone like Ursula when i was younger. Guess i still would since im now single again after nearly 20 years.

  2026-08-04 16:45

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  giga

  Some problems solve themselves

  2026-06-28 21:50

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  Sweet Polka 'o Mine

  You've finally accomplished the impossible internet. You made me not hate a polka song.

  2026-06-05 10:01

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  Rainbow fish victims

  Rainbow fish is communist propaganda. Utter trash.

  2026-05-24 19:00

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  dongs in an imagination

  Your terms are acceptable SIR!

  2026-05-17 21:47

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  Gonna be a late one...

  It means hes coming home early... because he's fired for not stopping that clusterfuck

  2026-04-25 12:23

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  Wow

  Yup. They found medical records of him having horse semen pumped out of his stomach. He played it off as "we all do stupid things when we're young" He's a degenerate retard.

  2026-04-11 09:29

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  Wow

  Guy in the middle is a retard who once had to get horse semen pumped out of his stomach

  2026-04-11 09:27

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  cotton magic

  Thats only the first part. Now you have to bitch about it for the next hundred or so years.

  2026-04-09 20:37

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  Cursed spaghetti

  Looks like it should be voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait

  2026-04-09 20:34

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  bro decimated him

  My whole life has been failed pilot episodes that never got picked up for a whole season.

  2026-04-02 07:47

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  Stephen Colbert writing Lord of the Rings movie shocks fans

  Saruman will return as Saruman the Orange and he will lead an army wearing red hats that will be defeated by feminist non binary dwarves who identify as elves lead by a black disabled polyamorous hobbit with re/tard as pronouns.

  2026-03-26 12:17

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  New Lord of the Rings sequel idea sparks fan backlash

  Well this will be woke shit.

  2026-03-26 12:05

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  I'll see you there

  Chuck Norris didn't die. He's visiting the afterlife so God can finally meet his hero.

  2026-03-20 17:29

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  Penguins getting gifts from kids is peak wholesome energy

  Why are all the penguins dying? OH FUCK! DID WE FORGET TO GET NON TOXIC PAINT?!

  2026-03-20 17:14

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  Peak romance

  She only paid attention to him after she got fat and desperate. That tracks

  2026-03-20 17:08

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  WHO warns of nuclear catastrophe risk if Iran conflict es...

  Good. I'll crack a beer on my porch and watch the fireworks.

  2026-03-19 09:41

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  Theory princess peach secretly enjoys the bowser kidnappings

  Mario is an abusive and obsessive boyfriend and Bowser is actually Peach's friend trying to help her get away from him. But he keeps getting high on shrooms and going on a rampage till he eventually finds her and forces her to come back to him.

  2026-03-17 07:35

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  Ha, gaaaayyy

  So he bangs male goats?

  2026-03-17 07:15

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  Good Question

  Zombies have no sense of self preservation so they utilize thier full strength without subconscious restraint to avoid self harm unlike living people.

  2026-03-16 11:42

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  Ever growing

  I wear them with honor. I would've said I wear them with pride but im not a fag. Oh look! I got another one!

  2026-03-11 08:31

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  When Michael Jackson owned the silence

  The 5 minutes of screaming was from frightened children desperately running for the exits

  2026-02-20 16:27

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  Always take pleasure in your work. Or hate your job, I re...

  Im a janitor. If i had this problem in the school I clean i would definitely use the toilet water to clean the mirrors... and never tell them. Hope teenage skanks like dysentery.

  2026-02-02 07:54

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  Oh

  May the people who canceled My Name Is Earl and Amazon Prime's The Tick on cliffhangers burn forever in the pits of hell!

  2026-02-01 04:20

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  The comedy continues...

  Isn't that an insurrection?

  2026-01-25 08:57

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  Worst of the worst?

  You're a disingenuous twat. His dad (who was the one they were rightfully going after) abandoned him in a car. So they should have just left the kid there by himself? Get fucked you degenerate pile of shit.

  2026-01-24 08:29

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  Justice Department ignores Minnesota ICE killing

  It was death by terminal stupidity. Case closed. Next!

  2026-01-20 10:37

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  Inmate argues dying fulfilled his sentence

  Medically dead and legally dead are two very different things.

  2026-01-20 10:15

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  he lived

  Clearly whoever made this never saw Night of the Demons. Or Dawn of the Dead. Or Day of the Dead. Or any number of horror movies proving the "black guy always dies first" trope complete bullshit.

  2026-01-14 14:49

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  Suffering as a feature, not a bug

  Well maybe if God would ease the fuck up just a little bit more people would be willing to kiss his ass like he wants. NEWS FLASH! NO ONE LIKES A SADISTIC DOUCHEBAG!

  2026-01-01 06:10

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  Waiter accidentally triggers a life crisis

  Life choices. The aunt can either continue to be sad or get off her fat ass and get a treadmill.

  2025-12-16 07:07

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  49% of men think money = value

  In a related study 100% of women also believe men need to provide financially to be valued.

  2025-12-16 06:43

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  Aww

  New Disney movie. The Retard and the Brother Fucker.

  2025-12-07 20:39

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  carving out a slice of heaven

  Too bad women are incapable of actual love

  2025-11-30 17:18

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  Renewable energy, renewable rage

  Wind energy is a farce.

  2025-11-25 16:29

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  Renewable energy, renewable rage

  False on both counts. I have a degree in energy production and you are talking out of your ass. Next time you have a thought, do the world a favor. Write it down, tape it to your forehead, and then light it on fire.

  2025-11-25 16:28

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  I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

  Monica Lewinsky has been voting republican because she says democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

  2025-11-21 11:19

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  Teen at work asked if I’d seen a PlayStation 2 in rea...

  Bitch please. Im old enough to have seen the Super Nintendo when it first came out.

  2025-11-19 10:32

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  LOTR needs no remake unless it's Muppets then maybe

  Wait... Elijah Wood isn't already a Muppet?

  2025-11-19 10:27

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  riiighhhttt

  I always thought RAP stood for Retards Attempting Poetry.

  2025-11-17 10:06

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  Birth rate panic now comes in new neuroses

  Are you kidding me?! How have these women not heard about the MILF phenomenon? DUDES LOVE POSTPARTUM BODIES!

  2025-11-17 09:30

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  Jeans discourse speedrun nobody asked for

  G uess you learn something new every day

  2025-11-14 11:28

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  Me pretending I'm fine so she stops worrying

  Since when do wives genuinely worry about their husbands?

  2025-11-13 15:06

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  doom fans built different

  The same phenomenon happens with music too. Death metal fans: nicest most chill people youll ever meet. Taylor Swift fans: despicable monstrous trash with no souls

  2025-11-13 07:12

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  A strange kindness still counts as kindness

  Honey, there's a strange package on the porch from Jesse Eisenberg. Im gonna open it and see wha-OH HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL!?!?!

  2025-11-11 20:39

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  Even the strong grow softer with time

  Michelle Obama?

  2025-11-11 13:08

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  Crowder monetizes outrage again

  He's not wrong

  2025-11-11 13:07

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  Mom was great I grew up believing women could be trusted

  Hahahahaha! Wait till dumbass finds out they're the biggest liars and cheaters out there!

  2025-11-06 08:44

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  I remember Farquaad singing from inside the dragon

  That was during the dvd special feature video where all the characters were singing various pop songs and wasn't part of the regular movie.

  2025-11-06 08:36

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  Mississippi woman kills escaped monkey fearing for kids

  Harambe 2.0

  2025-11-04 11:15

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  Blocking traffic intentionally is a crime... like any Mus...

  Start throwing bacon at him. He'll move.

  2025-11-02 06:05

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  Opinions?

  No violent felons (muslim terrorists, antifa, BLM) or extreme mentally ill (people who mutilate theor gintals and demand the world play along with their game of make believe)

  2025-11-01 14:51

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  He got the bike the year they got the union

  I have never had a union job where I haven't been screwed over. For instance my current union managed to negotiate our raise down to 1.5% from 3%. But its ok because they also managed to increase our health insurance cost by 17%. Fuck unions.

  2025-10-31 22:45

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  The perfect gift for someone suffering from TDS (yes I sa...

  No one with TDS is anyone's loved one.

  2025-10-31 08:40

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  The perfect gift for someone suffering from TDS (yes I sa...

  Why would I waste money giving a gift to someone with TDS (which means I already dont like them) when I could buy it for myself and use it in front of them to piss them off?

  2025-10-31 08:39

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  how much more shall we take?

  If she's doing this she's already cheating first. Still doesn't excuse cheating on her for payback though. Just dump her skank ass.

  2025-10-22 13:30

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  Nurses really said loyalty is optional

  It 100% makes them a bad person. Cheaters are scum. If you dont think so you're probably a cheater trying to justify your shitty behavior. Go piss up a rope.

  2025-10-22 12:02

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  Nurses really said loyalty is optional

  Wish I knew that before I married one. FML

  2025-10-22 12:01

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  France blames woke hire after Louvre heist

  They weren't already a laughing stock? Really? The people who gave us mimes? News to me.

  2025-10-22 08:16

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  texas GTA cutscene irl

  Justified. I'd have done worse.

  2025-10-20 23:02

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  Dad thought they just took turns

  I thought gays just flipped for it. Not a coin, but just whoever managed to get flipped over by the other first got it in the ass that night.

  2025-10-17 08:16

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  Men Allegedly Don’t Care About Your Career

  Its amazing that most women haven't figured this out yet. A sweet and kind gas station attendant is 100% more desirable than a high powered corporate boss bitch.

  2025-10-17 08:04

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  Spin the bottle destroyed my soul in 14 seconds

  I once had a blind date literally run away screaming like she was being chased by Jason when she saw me. Learned right then and there self confidence is a lie.

  2025-10-16 14:26

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  Indonesia is considered moderate Islam

  Coming soon to a sanctuary city near you.

  2025-10-16 14:10

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  microwave is religious now

  Well guess who is bringing BLTs every day for lunch and making sure to touch everything I can in the break room with my bacon grease hands?

  2025-10-15 14:57

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  microwave is religious now

  I agree with you on the fish thing. Especially since my wife is deathly allergic to fish and every time someone microwaves fish in the break room at her job it means she doesn't get to eat.

  2025-10-15 14:55

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  Mole‑rat longevity secrets

  Do you WANT mole people?! Because THIS is how you get mole people!!

  2025-10-15 10:30

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  Friend-Zoned again

  Or him and the drink got married. Same results.

  2025-10-15 10:23

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  Ri48fje

  They should be thankful it wasn't the Germans who found them. They'd just be a funny little footnote in history about the silly hippies who wore feathers and aren't around anymore.

  2025-10-14 21:23

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  Please add dragon. For science

  TROGDOOOOOOOORRR!!! BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE! BURNINATING THE PEASANTS!

  2025-10-14 15:11

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  Alien‑like bacteria returned from China’s space station

  Its like they've never even seen a horror movie before

  2025-10-14 15:09

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  dongs in a tower

  R eturning for another round. Let's keep it going!

  2025-10-14 10:42

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  dongs in a tower

  E very time we complete one an angel gets a pack of menthols

  2025-10-13 08:24

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  yeah

  I mean, the comparison isn't exactly unwarranted

  2025-10-13 08:10

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  Trump admin freezes $18B for NYC like it's no big deal

  Good. Fuck new york.

  2025-10-03 10:23

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  Reminder: you don't own your digital games

  If buying a game isn't owning it then pirating it isn't stealing it.

  2025-09-30 06:01

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  Millennials using PTO just to catch up on sleep

  Who the fuck can afford vacations on thier days off? The only affordable option is to sleep and hope you dream that life doesn't suck

  2025-09-29 17:01

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  The most wholesome robot chicken skit

  He made Batman a ship... a friend-ship

  2025-09-26 07:08

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  tubi what the hell

  I've watched it. Its entertaining in that sharknado stupid movie sort of way.

  2025-09-13 09:02

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  Charlie Kirk has been assassinated

  No but you go right ahead and think that princess. I know how you micro penis sufferers need to find something to feel superior. You couldn't hit a nerve with a sledgehammer. I'd have to give a shit first for you to hit a nerve. No, you are just a source of entertainment to me. You know, like a clown. And you just keep dancing to the music I play.

  2025-09-12 13:22

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  Charlie Kirk has been assassinated

  Ah yes. The "i am rubber and you are glue" defense. Glad to see you're making use of your 3rd grade level intelligence. What, was a "Your mom" joke too complicated for you? Go back to eating crayons and leave the internet to the grown ups. Okay Special Ed?

  2025-09-11 14:22

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  Charlie Kirk has been assassinated

  Trust me. You're unlovable. They'll all abandon you like the worthless slime you are.

  2025-09-10 22:43

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  Charlie Kirk has been assassinated

  Not when they're taken out of context by a hateful twatwaffle. No one will ever love you.

  2025-09-10 22:34

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  true sibling classic

  Both of these songs have lived rent free in my head since I was like 5

  2025-09-09 12:26

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  That corgi is built like a linebacker

  Stegosaurus. The other breed is a stegosaurus.

  2025-09-09 12:18

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  Trump

  Well the cartels were already supporting the democrats so really this is just in the democrats self interest.

  2025-09-07 14:35

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  god did

  He started it

  2025-09-06 14:33

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  solo DJ energy

  Can they dance if they want to? Can they leave their friends behind?

  2025-09-05 21:17

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  god did

  Counterpoint: God uses my prayers to wipe his ass. The only turning the tables do is when life flips the table over fucking up your shit. God is only good to those who still kiss his ass after he runs you through the wringer. And even then he's frequently still a dick. Just ask Job.

  2025-09-05 19:20

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  divorce stat bomb

  Look at the domestic violence rates too. Men definitely aren't the problem.

  2025-09-04 15:40

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  Two master's degrees and she earns less than bartending

  I have a degree in energy production and make not much more than that teacher wage. Part of earning my degree was having to build a functional generator and turbine from scraps like fucking MacGuyver and part of my job is maintaining the boiler system so it doesn't explode, turning the whole campus into a crater and killing everyone. Don't whine to me about feeling underpaid.

  2025-09-04 15:27

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  UK meme police are memes

  Lesbian Beavis?

  2025-09-04 15:01

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  manhood is choosing Ursula

  I had SUCH a huge crush on Ursula growing up. Peter is a dumbass.

  2025-09-03 15:13

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  hahahahaha lol

  The real joke here is anyone actually going to heaven wouldn't have a Muslim friend in the first place.

  2025-08-30 09:41

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  teacher chose violence

  This happened to my son. The math teacher was failing him even though he was getting the right answers just because he wasn't solving them the backwards ass convoluted over complicated way she wanted. I was later banned from the school for what I called her in the ensuing email I sent to her.

  2025-08-30 09:26

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  sausage nunchuks

  Combat cold cuts!

  2025-08-28 17:37

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