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  Billionaires

  Then I guess I can’t buy anything at the grocery store.

  2025-03-31 10:43

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  I

  Gauges have a purpose.

  2025-03-31 10:37

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  lol

  Oh Biden is out of office and Harris didn’t win so there is no more threat of a fascist state. Just pure freedom when you nut jobs get removed from every meaningful position in government.

  2025-03-31 08:50

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  Please retire caps-lock along with scroll-break

  It would have been funnier if it showed the letters N I G and a few other letters being used over and over.

  2025-03-30 22:18

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  catchy title here

  God forbid a man have a hobby.

  2025-03-30 22:13

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  dongs in a message

  Same thing.

  2025-03-30 19:45

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  Bookit

  You had me at “I’ve never had a cock of my own”

  2025-03-30 19:11

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  Bookit

  I was told if I was abusive to it and beat it a lot then it would grow up to be big and strong. But that was a lie too

  2025-03-30 07:23

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  dongs in a picture

  I think feminists are apart of that coalition too

  2025-03-29 20:22

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  dongs in a picture

  I guess mirrors don’t exist where that guy comes from.

  2025-03-29 18:21

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  Bookit

  Well I got the before 1999 thing. But I kind of wish I had the other.

  2025-03-29 18:13

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  Majestic animals

  But it’s pretty sexy watching women ride horses.

  2025-03-29 16:50

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  follow the guidelines

  RightWingLosers and alexboi live by each of these everyday.

  2025-03-29 14:28

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  Ninja sword ban

  The dumbest are elected and voted to office because they are the easiest to control by their masters.

  2025-03-29 14:25

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  One is easy to kill, but imagine hundreds of them chasing...

  As long as we are concurrently developing the weapons necessary to destroy these things, keep at it.

  2025-03-29 14:20

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  Bangkok building collapse after earthquake

  That Kok Banged quite hard

  2025-03-29 14:19

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  Jeff Bezos has one of the tallest fences in America

  Diesel fuel works too

  2025-03-29 14:16

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  Snow derrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  They should have used the Down Syndrome Victoria secret model.

  2025-03-29 14:07

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  False

  The biggest lie television ever told me was that this show was supposed to be funny.

  2025-03-29 14:02

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  God bless patriots

  I think this kid has a learning disability or something. He really can’t use proper English and grammar. He is a direct example of how the Department of Education failed him. But he failed himself too if he doesn’t have a learning disability. Kids have to apply themselves and want to learn.

  2025-03-29 13:57

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  dongs in a flag

  That brown guy definitely sucks on wieners.

  2025-03-28 21:59

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  I thought Latin America is full of them

  Me, a white man, goes to the Congo - “I’ve spent a week in the Congo and I haven’t seen a single white person. And I was murdered”

  2025-03-28 21:54

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  Big Brain Time

  Smart enough to make it all the way from Sri Lanka but not smart enough to understand you need a baby. Ffs

  2025-03-28 17:34

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  wping boogers on dems

  They have always been that monster but hid it better years ago.

  2025-03-28 06:31

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  Garden of Eden explained

  Men to women - “I’ll give you the world” Women - “What about Mars? What about Venus? Ain’t I good enough for them too?”

  2025-03-28 06:30

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  UK

  And I’m sure he will be let go promptly so England can make room in their prisons to accommodate the people saying mean things about the government or other people.

  2025-03-28 06:22

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  Scary

  Going to say the people that don’t need sunscreen

  2025-03-28 06:15

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  water main break reporter

  Me after putting my wiener back in my pants after taking a leak.

  2025-03-27 19:44

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  iPhone promised a software update at night, but the vibe ...

  No matter what, all conditions for it to update automatically, it just won’t do it.

  2025-03-27 19:43

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  Won't stop. Can't stop. The AI kwaii commands me.

  Top right, the guys hand was on the back of her neck and not on her shoulder.

  2025-03-27 19:41

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  I am probably not the only one posting this, but eh

  Avril Lavigne

  2025-03-27 16:25

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  100% tip. wiping boogers on tipping culture

  If someone asks for a tip I always say “Don’t vote Democrat”

  2025-03-27 16:21

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  Me at 9 putting on a talent show for relatives like it's ...

  Now he just tells people his daughter is the trashiest of the trashy women.

  2025-03-27 16:19

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  April PS Plus lineup: Dialogue Simulator 2025 incoming

  I had heard that. I wish it was on Xbox Game Pass. I heard Hollow Knight: Silksong will be on Game Pass. If it ever comes out.

  2025-03-27 16:06

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  yup

  I would say no one is that stupid but I have been outside and interacted with people.

  2025-03-27 16:02

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  Miyazaki on machine created art

  Thank you Memedroid for putting a giant pause/mute button in the way of subtitled videos making it impossible to read without downloading. Truly inspired design. You are all the most talented people that rode the short bus to school.

  2025-03-27 16:01

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  he laughed when he said he hasn’t been hugged in months

  Years are average for me.

  2025-03-27 15:52

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  You don't fekkin say?

  He’s just saying that because he couldn’t actually do the manual labor. . He’s so weak and pathetic, just like the Democrats want their voter base to be so they are reliant on Mommy/Daddy government. They pretend like they are sooo smart and well educated yet can’t do the simplest of tasks that involve manual labor or agriculture. People like him would die very quickly if society collapsed.

  2025-03-27 07:45

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  Petition to remove the d from Wednesday or at least expla...

  But most people pronounce it like “Wendsday”

  2025-03-27 07:40

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  Dank Demoss lost her lawsuit against Lyft

  Dank Demoss sounds like what’s growing in the fat folds around her nasty coochie.

  2025-03-26 22:18

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  Fruit would fix me right now but these little fruit cups ...

  I love Asian pears but the grocery strode went from selling them for $1.99 a piece (way too much) to $3.99 each. How in the hell could anyone afford to eat those delicious fruits at that price. I’m going to look into planting a few of the trees and just grow my own.

  2025-03-26 19:15

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  Steven Seagal said he's immune to chokes and immediately ...

  Let’s be honest, he was probably already losing control of his bowels before being choked.

  2025-03-26 19:01

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  The demand for racism outweighs the supply

  When women aren’t the center of attention for 5 minutes. How did she do with the noose? Was it made well? How did she know how to make it? Well let’s just check her browser history aaaaaannnnnddddd oh wait, there it is. A 10 minute video on noose tying done by a nice bald white man. Also, her name is LaTarsha. Go figure.

  2025-03-26 08:17

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  lmao

  Wow. 185,000 people didn’t know what happened? I guess there are WAY more stupid people in the world than I thought.

  2025-03-26 08:02

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  BEHOLD!!!

  You can always tell people that are lazy and don’t read books. When you say, “I’m not reading all of that” that is an indication you’ve probably never read a book without pictures before.

  2025-03-25 21:31

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  Chuck Norris, 57yo

  I’ve never kicked someone in the head but I’m curious, if you kicked someone that hard, how likely would you be to injure your foot? If the area between your foot and shin bone hit something more than the foot itself, I would imagine that would be quite painful and debilitating in a fight.

  2025-03-25 21:26

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  But... But... January 6

  Riot. Hah. If the right wanted to riot, you’d know it.

  2025-03-25 20:46

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  Chuck Norris, 57yo

  I bet he could still do that now.

  2025-03-25 18:31

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  23andMe files for bankruptcy, now I’m wondering if they...

  They would just make you gay.

  2025-03-25 18:23

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  Master at work

  What was the last little addition he made to the ground soup?

  2025-03-25 18:22

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  Ubisoft: 587 million players! Us: name 5

  Over half a billion? Get out of here.

  2025-03-25 14:45

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  Rachel Zegler Snow White meme

  Was Prince Charming AI too?

  2025-03-25 14:42

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  Obvi

  But I believe Buzz would definitely try. I’m 6’3” 250lbs and there are plenty of people I know that would gladly take a swing at me

  2025-03-25 14:29

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  Duck mom hatched a crocodile egg. Nature said plot twist

  Which means she never gave up on her baby

  2025-03-25 08:21

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  Obvi

  Tell Buzz Aldrin he didn’t land on the moon and see what happens. Spoiler alert, he will punch you in the face.

  2025-03-25 08:05

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  Bro’s about to win that lawsuit with maximum petty energy

  That guy - “I’ve had spicier from your moms coochie”

  2025-03-24 16:20

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  if only MAGA understood

  The baseball mom is a smoke show.

  2025-03-24 14:35

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  This neighbor’s dog gets more attention than I ever will

  Bad back and all, I would get down to give that dog love and attention.

  2025-03-24 14:27

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  why isn't trump ruining the country? I'm so angry

  He will just say the opposite of anything a republican says. He has no ability to think for himself. He is a cancer on society. He is less than 20 years old but thinks he knows everything. If Trump everyone should breathe oxygen, he would put a zip tie around his next and die. He is the lowest of society.

  2025-03-24 14:24

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  gs4894!

  That’s how I react when people pinch my fat rolls too.

  2025-03-24 14:16

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  at 18, 26 seemed incontrovertibly old. Now i'm 26, the ca...

  Just turned 42 and I have felt old the past 8 years.

  2025-03-24 14:14

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  It was at this moment he knew..

  I think that was a knife the burglar had? Hard to tell. But the homeowner didn’t give one flying f*ck and took him to a place he didn’t want to go. The corner.

  2025-03-24 09:12

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  The one liberal here must be working around the clock.

  The liberal left idiots just make 15-20 accounts each just to get their crap through and also to upvote their own comments. It’s a sad sad thing. They are truly pitiful. And soooooo stupid.

  2025-03-24 09:04

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  We troll a little

  I guarantee some boy in high school has taken that to the girls locker room.

  2025-03-24 09:03

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  Too good to be true

  But wouldn’t that mean he still wanted XL condoms which is still pretty impressive? At least to me it is. If I had ever needed to use condoms, I might could use what was on the shelf and hope to God I wouldn’t have to order smaller ones.

  2025-03-23 21:14

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  mostly peaceful terrorists

  So Alexboi created Republicans_Exposed just to carry on a conversation with himself and to upvote himself. Truly a sad, mentally ill person. Which explains how he is a liberal democrat.

  2025-03-23 21:05

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  That one guy who broke up with his girlfriend and now nee...

  For now

  2025-03-23 21:01

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  Advance AI

  This is the gayest thing I’ve seen and I’ve seen a lot of RightWingLosers posts.

  2025-03-23 18:36

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  Unintentional Skydivers

  “It doesn’t taste like spaghetti though”

  2025-03-23 18:34

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  it be like that (not my artwork)

  I had looked at the artwork for about 20 seconds before I realized the spider woman had her butt cheeks exposed.

  2025-03-23 18:29

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  Could be the beginning of the end

  A .45 to the brain-pan will keep her pretty calm.

  2025-03-23 07:35

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  Wig

  Really thought there were leaves on their heads he was trying to blow off.

  2025-03-22 22:49

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  RIP George Foreman

  21 grill salute.

  2025-03-22 22:44

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  That one guy who broke up with his girlfriend and now nee...

  It was weird, my mom liked the bike and came out to look at it. Well she may not have liked it and was just happy I bought something I wanted. She never said anything bad about it but boy my dad was livid.

  2025-03-22 19:35

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  Husband logic: 35lb of cheese > flowers

  Just checking. I like quality cheese and kraft singles ain’t it. I like Gouda, Muenster and Havarti.

  2025-03-22 19:34

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  Traffic cones

  Quite clearly not yours. “But it’s my emotional support road cone”. Someone should actually buy one and start carrying it around until they get arrested and then when they get taken to court, sue the police for harassment.

  2025-03-22 15:39

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  Maverick got a new friend

  I love golden retrievers and Bernese mountain dogs. Actually I love all dogs.

  2025-03-22 15:36

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  saying it

  A woman I know hit 30 and went out and got a nose ring and a tattoo. This checks out.

  2025-03-22 15:32

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  That same look he’s had for 10 years straight

  Draw me like one of your French girls

  2025-03-22 15:21

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  Ubisoft just made the worst sponsorship move ever. Vtuber...

  Ubisoft was looking at an analog clock and can only tell time from a digital clock.

  2025-03-22 15:16

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  Smile for the camera.

  I am literally laughing thinking how the officers were laughing and hurrying to take the photo before he could get a chance to compose himself.

  2025-03-22 15:13

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  Sneak 100

  Sweetheart, your vagina looks an awful lot like a penis.

  2025-03-22 15:06

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  Husband logic: 35lb of cheese > flowers

  Does it have to be good cheese?

  2025-03-22 15:04

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  That one guy who broke up with his girlfriend and now nee...

  I have larger manly hands and it hasn’t helped me play any better. I like Gibson electrics. I don’t own an electric but have access to a Gretsch Gibson and a Fender Strat to play on. I had a ‘09 or ‘10 Kawasaki Ninja 650R years ago. I actually bought it new and my dad wouldn’t speak to me for a week after I bought it and kept hounding me that I would kill myself on it so I eventually sold it. I would love to have another but I’d probably get a cruiser next time.

  2025-03-22 14:58

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  That one guy who broke up with his girlfriend and now nee...

  I’m not good enough to talk myself into owning an expensive guitar but my brother-in-law owns several high dollar older Martin guitars. I know one is an older D-28. I can play a good amount of stuff but I don’t have the natural talent needed to be good. But I enjoy just sitting down and playing for a while. Me and friends went to see Brad Paisley, Sara Evans and Sugarland back in 2005 when they came to town. Fingers are important for playing. Sorry about the splitting

  2025-03-22 07:55

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  enjoy

  That soldier is going places. None of them he will like.

  2025-03-21 21:38

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  Island: *Exists* British Empire: Mine now

  Or occupied

  2025-03-21 21:36

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  Feeding the chickens with love

  Love and corn

  2025-03-21 21:35

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  Chicago parking meter rights

  The UAE will make over 10 times what they invested. I don’t know how this was legal.

  2025-03-21 21:33

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  Thumb ninja wars

  Proceeds to 5 finger death punch her clitoris.

  2025-03-21 21:31

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  Testicle education

  Well my balls are having a 3 way with my dick. I don’t know if that’s gay or what it would be called.

  2025-03-21 21:27

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  Scanning 2500 pages per hour

  Surprised how good a quality scan it is. My scanner at home probably doesn’t even do that good and it’s not moving.

  2025-03-21 21:24

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  that's a nono

  It will kill us all? You shouldn’t have told me that.

  2025-03-21 21:22

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  that's a nono

  It releases the “Jesus” nut.

  2025-03-21 21:22

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  risky home

  I’d like to see the exit ramp and get an idea of what the drivers seem to have a problem with.

  2025-03-21 21:21

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  That one guy who broke up with his girlfriend and now nee...

  I started learning guitar a few years ago after I became disabled. I had free time and it has been quite enjoyable. My brother-in-law who is a great musician bought me a Martin, not the really expensive ones but a nice decent starter, that I love. But I bought a guitar from a classmate in high school 26 years ago that is an Alvarez that I play most often. Hadn’t rode a motorcycle in probably 13 years. But when you can get your bike out would be great for you to do some riding.

  2025-03-21 21:19

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  Shadow Government

  Probably an “Eyes Wide Shut” thing.

  2025-03-21 18:21

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  Gleeful regret, right, Alexboi?

  I’m gleeful, I’m ecstatic, I’m elated, I’m enraptured. And the fact it makes liberals tears flows freely is just an added bonus.

  2025-03-21 18:20

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  the perfect place

  Quite a set on her.

  2025-03-21 18:17

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  Mental health in the past: Just shake it off

  That only works if they take the helmet/pot off.

  2025-03-21 18:16

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