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  Climate changed happens when you add millions to your wel...

  On one hand, probably a gag article. On the other, it's France

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  NICELY DONE FRANCE

  Imagine being so pathetic that you're making monuments to the leaders of other countries. Hell we don't even have statues taunting KJU. And notably, neither does Fr*nce

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  One slice. Three-bedroom box.

  What the hell kind of ai bs is this? Can OP really not afford a cheese pizza?

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  Maybe parents should be monitoring their own kids and we ...

  "Give us your ID and direct access to your digital footprint" "No" "It's for children" "You sonofabitch I'm in"

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  Well well well...

  "what a surprise" - no one

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  I knew it!

  "There and Back Again" as was the original title

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  Just 5 years ago you never would have heard me using the ...

  Can't find a flaw in your logic

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  Rammstein the Best

  OP is the shrimpiest, pastiest, most curled up chronically online and chronically ill mom's basement goblin to ever grace the internet. He has never seen sunlight, grass, or a single concert which he drools over. Nor has he ever climbed a tower

  2026-10-05 09:59

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  Worldbuilding nerds cooking

  Mistborne

  2026-10-05 09:19

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  Anglophobia will not be tolerated

  Well that's because it's only bad when white people do it

  2026-10-05 09:10

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  Time to put on your tinfoil hat, lads

  Ah, I haven't beefed with AlexRichmond in ages. Nice to have you back

  2026-10-04 13:44

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  Lol

  Room temperature IQ Not shocking, I'll bet their entire workflow is ai

  2026-10-02 14:15

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  Lineman Metal Head

  OP has never touched grass in his life, don't be fooled by his autistic obsession with power lines

  2026-10-02 14:14

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  Haha

  I don't care how niche and relatable your meme is. Your ai slop bores me.

  2026-10-02 00:50

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  Ngl, kinda messed up

  I learned something new today and I wish I hadn't

  2026-10-01 09:04

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  Matching pair

  Jokes on you I'll crawl to the convenience store to shoplift

  2026-09-30 09:15

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  Think happy thoughts

  "You can be fat or you can be unpleasant, you can't be both"

  2026-09-28 09:22

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  Back to spawn

  It sucks, but frankly, it's how humans worked for the better part of the last two millennia. The golden age of single generation households is bleeding away, and for what?

  2026-09-28 09:20

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  Discord cooked again

  I am very proud of the internet's response to this

  2026-09-28 09:19

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  Wait

  ... what is the point you're trying to make OP?

  2026-09-28 09:16

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  Good Advice

  "Service members may use their right hand" - OP

  2026-09-28 09:13

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  But not inherit my brains

  Could be completely unironic

  2026-09-28 09:13

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  American Idiot

  That's nice OP now take your meds, then you'll stop seeing those scary straw men your brain likes to make up

  2026-09-25 12:54

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  Preach

  POV: you have no idea how taxes work and assume you're just magically pulling $50,000,000 cash from every Billionaire

  2026-09-25 10:22

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  Interestingly interesting

  Jesus: "sleeping around is bad" Blue hairs: "nooo that's archaic and only used to oppress women" Literal scientists: "..."

  2026-09-24 09:31

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  Progtession

  Those are rookie numbers

  2026-09-23 12:50

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  Greed

  That's nice OP, now take your meds

  2026-09-22 22:52

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  Nuclear was the alternative. But bleeding heart hippie bo...

  Tbf, global plastic production still vastly outpaces global demand. To the point that recycling centers are literally just moving the waste to landfills because so much is made as a byproduct. It could take a large step back with no downsides

  2026-09-22 10:30

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  Midnight hits different now

  The last time I pulled an all nighter was to beat Dark Souls 2. Years ago. I still don't think I've recovered from that night

  2026-09-21 09:25

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  Back in my day we used c++ where x doesn't even equal x if it's one function over and we liked it!

  2026-09-21 09:23

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  Genuinely me

  Step one: talk to women, I almost guarantee you're not doing that on a regular basis If that doesn't work, hedonsmbot has a genuinely foolproof alternative

  2026-09-20 20:42

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  Baffling

  Oh they can, it just takes a couple dozen tries and they have a 73% chance of neurological spice

  2026-09-19 10:43

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  New hire at Space Force

  The woman or the alien

  2026-09-16 17:49

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  Be the reason somebody makes a sign.

  Like that deflector will stop people

  2026-09-16 14:28

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  Dinosaur Time

  Don't forget Crazypirate and his alts

  2026-09-15 20:26

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  such libtards they are

  Never have I seen this community be so united in hatred. Not for a long, long time since the days of the Batch clones

  2026-09-15 20:26

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  Hurr durr

  My daily driver doesn't have cruise control

  2026-09-15 20:23

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  What’s this now?

  I always knew you were the bottom

  2026-09-15 09:02

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  Super Smash Bros. Aerwiar Edition

  This is nothing. This is less than nothing. This post is an active blight on the universe and it would have genuinely been a better place without it. These are not the sins Jesus dies for

  2026-09-14 22:31

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  Ms xrockinzombiex I want you to carry my baby

  Suffering from success I see

  2026-09-14 12:48

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  dongs in a lego

  I don't know what I expected but it wasn't that

  2026-09-14 10:52

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  Do Not try, like ever

  Instructions unclear, I was fired and I am now homeless

  2026-09-12 23:08

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  Provenance is needed for your claims

  G, olly can someone narrow it down?

  2026-09-12 01:23

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  Just watch

  The sphinx is pretty cool but the rest of those are just sorta piles of rocks. In the most common orientation to keep a pile of rocks from falling down. Not that they aren't impressively big rocks

  2026-09-12 01:20

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  Haha lol

  ... The virgin thing is pretty solidly on the right side. It's like "I hate condiments" and "I like condiments" are both represented as soyjak while "I like ketchup" is the chad, for some reason

  2026-09-12 01:17

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  Hello this is your grandson. I need bail money in the for...

  

  2026-09-12 01:15

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  G

  This sounds like a developer dumbing down a concept to make it understandable to the reporter. This is just regular negative feedback, it's how AI is trained. "Yes, this response is good", "no, this response is bad". It's not that deep

  2026-09-10 10:18

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  Truth hurts

  Understandable, have a nice day

  2026-09-10 10:16

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  Logic train

  Hey! That's totally unfair! They have to be children for the sad defense to apply

  2026-09-10 10:15

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  Hm

  And that's the key, isn't it? That defense would be insane. But when a woman has hormones

  2026-09-09 09:15

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  bro didnt hesitate

  That store had better keep him. Hard to find such good quality workers like that anymore

  2026-09-09 09:13

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  Title goes here

  We call that the clam skid

  2026-09-08 21:06

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  Insane Times We Are In Right Now

  You know how they say it takes one to know one? Well you clearly don't

  2026-09-08 14:30

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  Okay that's genius

  The truffle is all the genders at once, and will assume whichever one is funniest for the comment at hand

  2026-09-08 06:19

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  Trap House Horrors

  Weird ass spam bot

  2026-09-07 20:53

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  Puppy wasn't scared

  "that's what I thought"

  2026-09-07 18:47

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  Choose your fighter

  Reportedly, he was good with kids

  2026-09-07 15:09

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  Dealing with pretentious narcissists on social media

  I'm not saying it's not relatable What I am saying is that it takes a certain kind of pretentious narcissist to believe one's digital activity to be superior to the point of being worthy to beat up the others, and win to boot

  2026-09-06 22:37

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  The lone same jurist

  Damn

  2026-09-05 21:11

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  That's a vivid image

  Finally

  2026-09-05 14:12

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  F

  "I want my babyback babyback babyback ribs"

  2026-09-05 09:38

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  asked an AI if it was going to take over the world. it go...

  You know what? I like loaf already

  2026-09-05 09:36

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  Im back

  Against my better judgement, I did some research. It's a Jeckle and Hyde movie except Jeckle is an antisocial dweeb and Hyde is a player

  2026-09-05 09:35

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  Bros gonna get doxxed

  Doing God's honest work A mistrial is preferable to losing your conscience

  2026-09-04 20:18

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  dongs in a friend

  I feel like a rapist would, by definition, not be an involuntary celibate

  2026-09-04 20:17

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  dongs in a car

  Well of course he's on his way to the liquor store, do you see how he's driving? He's almost not drunk anymore and he has to refill

  2026-09-04 20:16

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  Moms when seeing a $30 pair of shoes

  Say it with me: the title is NOT the caption

  2026-09-04 12:53

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  Body Pillow

  "Uruk?" "Yes Garb?" "We made it "

  2026-09-04 11:48

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  Haha

  "we should establish state sponsored brothels near migrant communities to reduce violence" "... what?" "what?"

  2026-09-04 10:13

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  Lost the cathedral DLC

  The fuck they don't. Wood and screws are not that complicated. Now, building it to modern safety standards...

  2026-09-03 06:19

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  Welcome to manipulation 101

  Ding ding ding

  2026-09-02 11:23

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  Okay that's genius

  A: we all know where our minds went first B: now I can be blinded from any angle, I don't have to wait for my kid to shine the trouble light in my face

  2026-09-02 11:07

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  Dog rescue legends

  "Men are pigs!" Men:

  2026-09-02 10:18

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  It's not hypocrisy when they simply beleive they get thei...

  I think renaming the gulf of Mexico and lake Ontario is stupid. But I'm quite fond of his "because I can" and "cry about it" attitude

  2026-09-01 18:56

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  Bro got inspired

  Staged (?)

  2026-09-01 08:55

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  2026 leads be like

  "have you considered living in bum-fuck nowhere, Arkansas?"

  2026-09-01 08:50

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  Meseta > All other currency names.

  Wait a minute

  2026-08-31 19:33

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  Who knew?

  Heavens above, it's real. She cheated on herself with another person who married themselves There's a lesson in there I'm sure

  2026-08-31 18:51

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  I am pickled to see how cyberhagen is gonna defend this

  I mean... China is definitely happy that American standards of living and morals are standing in the way of progress once again. Gives them a chance to catch up

  2026-08-31 15:37

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  Research we should be invested in

  So is the corporation that makes them, I'm sure

  2026-08-31 12:15

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  Batman roller coaster shut down after rider breaks both legs

  Batman: "I don't kill people" Also Batman:

  2026-08-31 09:07

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  totally useful

  HALO my beloved could never

  2026-08-31 09:06

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  The great California beer heist somehow flew under the radar

  Bro code

  2026-08-31 09:05

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  Sometimes you don't.

  When in doubt, throttle out

  2026-08-31 00:00

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  Lol

  That's not true! They also provide bottomless pits of consumers en such masse that they encourage corporation consolidation of land and unsustainable agriculture practices that drive rural families inland

  2026-08-30 23:58

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  dongs in a story

  This guy gets it

  2026-08-30 19:15

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  HIM

  After he kissed Jesus. I mean, what did you think he wanted to do with that silver? A transgender surgery costs a lot of money without insurance

  2026-08-30 18:41

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  Japan...

  The mech is actually finished now, and no, it cannot move under its own power. It's held up by rigging in the back but the arms and legs do move

  2026-08-30 11:48

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  Goosebumps from 2007 still active today. This was the Ave...

  What the hell happened to our cgi technology?

  2026-08-29 11:52

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  Something something Rorschach

  Damn, I think the prof went through something

  2026-08-29 08:54

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  Salem bitch trials

  It would be more than a fair reaction for a father

  2026-08-28 21:37

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  Wife don't lie

  Don't let it get to her head

  2026-08-28 21:37

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  My Messages be like

  Zip bomb time

  2026-08-28 12:18

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  Unintentional Comedy

  Yes boss

  2026-08-27 21:25

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  Reviews

  Sounds like something a gay bar would say

  2026-08-27 21:24

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  4D chess

  I mean... unless she's a troglodyte that's still a pretty obvious line of questioning

  2026-08-27 09:00

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  Wait, what?

  

  2026-08-27 08:59

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  party wizard

  Bilbo was a self insert confirmed

  2026-08-27 08:58

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  Rest easy king

  The end of an era... But not for me. I took a whole ass electrical engineering circuits class just to learn how to fix mine, and it still works today

  2026-08-27 08:57

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  Tim Curry dies at 80 and the internet remembers a legend

  "Cause when yer a professional piraaaaaaate!"

  2026-08-27 08:55

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