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  Facts compilation

  The King Tut one isn't surprising. Incest in royal families wasn't uncommon back then.

  2015-09-14 22:01

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  I am a legend

  You've never heard Led Zeppelin? Not upset, just curious.

  2015-09-14 19:27

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  I hate my pockets -.-

  Not every girl wants to carry a purse.

  2015-09-11 18:35

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  Smell it...

  The guy from Deal or No Deal (Howie Mandel?) does. I believe he has severe OCD or is at the very least very germaphobic. It's why he fist bumps contestants.

  2015-09-07 11:16

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  Ouch

  To branch off of this, I'm one of those girls that would be totally fucking oblivious or even in denial if somebody texted me something so personal. There's times where you have to be straightforward and/or confident when asking somebody to go on a date.

  2015-09-02 16:24

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  Texas to the extreme

  Yeah, let me take a picture of a church with a pro-life billboard out front.

  2015-08-21 23:53

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  .

  I know many eating disordered people, being one myself (binge eating disorder) and all of them have said that Barbie never "triggered" them. They all believe blaming it on toys is inbecilic because it's usually the parents and peers that cause the disorder

  2015-08-20 08:30

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  Boom

  One of my teachers mentioned how sometime last week was the 40th anniversary of dropping the bomb. Then a friend sitting next to me said, "Let's celebrate by dropping another one." He was joking, but he said it in such a serious tone...

  2015-08-19 09:00

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  got em

  Actually, it's generally beans (like lentils). Source: my vegan mom.

  2015-08-15 09:49

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  Facts compilation

  Why did Loki do that? Was there a reason or was it for shits and giggles?

  2015-08-12 00:43

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  .

  That's why I just wear mismatched socks. I don't want to spend 5 minutes looking for a matching pair when I can get on ones that have similar colors but different patters in 1 minute.

  2015-08-12 00:37

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  Gorbachev Did Chernobyl

  And I'm glad I'm not Gorbachev, cause I'd wiggle all night like jelly in a pot...

  2015-08-11 11:35

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  Oh bacon

  On top of that, if you are truly a vegetarian, you would get sick from that. Your body becomes intolerant to anything of you go without it for long periods of time.

  2015-08-05 08:49

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  .........

  You still don't need anything special. Source: I'm in mostly AP classes.

  2015-08-04 14:25

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  Pollution

  It actually smells good. I got a stick a couple days ago.

  2015-07-21 10:16

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  Good guy dad

  I think genderfluid is basically "one day I can be a girl, the next a boy, I'm not really either gender." I could be wrong but that's my understanding of it.

  2015-07-20 21:33

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  Good guy dad

  I think some people can be whatever they want to be. What business is it of mine if a kid says he/she is a different gender than they're born as or even not a gender at all. Does that make me a bad guy? It shouldn't.

  2015-07-20 21:32

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  tumblr is bae

  Pray that it gets out of your system by then. I might be mistaken, but THC stays in the system up to 3 days. Considering you only took one hit, you're probably okay, but it doesn't hurt to hope. And next time, don't do drugs.

  2015-07-14 10:44

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  RIP Satoru Iwata :'(

  Ace Attorney is Capcom. Capcom is part of Nintendo. I'm pretty sure both logos appear during the loading screens for all AA games.

  2015-07-13 17:31

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  True

  I always did Area 51.

  2015-07-06 01:51

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  Im getting mugged!

  Where is this?

  2015-07-05 10:41

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  Its all part of the plan

  Good movie and fucking great book.

  2015-07-05 02:07

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  It's funny because most of UN's resolutions aren't really...

  Great movie and scene, but this needs context.

  2015-07-04 21:02

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  Movie suggestions

  You know, I'm cool with stories like this being fictional if they at least make me laugh. This one is shit, though.

  2015-07-04 20:59

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  Yeah...

  The fun kind

  2015-07-04 20:56

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  lol

  True, he would be different, but I think BC is just too assholey most of the time. And Martin Freeman as Watson is sad - they way his character is written pisses me off. But I clearly can't rant about it on here (not enough room.)

  2015-07-04 20:53

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  The oatmeal

  The Oatmeal is American, no no. Unless you were being sarcastic - in that case I look like an imbecile.

  2015-07-04 16:55

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  lol

  Jeremy Brett is way better. Cumberbatch's Sherlock is actually my least favorite. If you've never read the stories I can see why people would like him but otherwise...no.

  2015-06-28 13:24

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  Punny

  I just got a job at Chipotle.

  2015-06-25 11:48

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  Accepting them for who they are

  Necrophilia

  2015-06-18 11:25

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  Man that's shitty

  Who gives a fuck what people get tattooed on their bodies? Everyone has their own tastes. What she did was shitty but the guy just made the situation worse by acting like a child.

  2015-06-10 20:19

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  Wtf

  Honey, thestatelyharold is not a legit site. Look at the about page. It's satire.

  2015-06-10 12:50

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  Adults and technology

  I don't think my school teaches the teachers about computers at all. Very few know how to work one efficiently.

  2015-06-10 09:53

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  Honest Advertising

  You know, the couple of times I've had Chipotle...never had diarrhea. I have no idea why everyone says that happens.

  2015-06-10 09:48

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  Ugh, teachers like this. xP

  You're not the only one. But, then again, none of my teachers were assholes (with one or two exceptions). I'm also good friends with a couple.

  2015-06-10 09:43

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  y don't they teach us this instead of algebra :'(

  Sticks are cheaper and get better mileage. Alternatively, it was the only thing a person has access to.

  2015-06-10 09:37

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  Opinions on here you can just go fuck yourself. (Sorry about the mini rant everyone, but this community rankles me ankles sometimes). (2)

  2015-06-10 09:34

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  I agree. Sometimes, it's a little too weird for me, but at least it's not as bad as Uncle Grandpa. However, you have expressed an opinion contrary to the bandwagon's here, so prepare for downvotes. Because, you know, unless you agree with the popular (1)

  2015-06-10 09:33

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  y don't they teach us this instead of algebra :'(

  To operate the vehice. I always had to remind her I did it differently at home.

  2015-06-09 13:49

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  y don't they teach us this instead of algebra :'(

  My experience with a stick so far has been rough. I think school's should let kids choose which to drive - automatic or stick - because at home I was stick and at school automatic. The teacher would get pissed that I didn't do hand over hand or know how

  2015-06-09 13:48

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  Tiltle is Ehh

  Definitely that Fight on Giant one. Or whatever it is.

  2015-06-08 18:40

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  Respect, kid

  My mom wanted to donate but they said she couldn't because she had used permanent dye on her hair. Fun fact: she has some of the healthiest and most beautiful hair I have ever seen. It's a shame they wouldn't let her give it.

  2015-06-05 00:27

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  Teachers be makin us speedrun that essay... Smh

  chose not to study, tough shit. 45 minutes for a studied topic isn't a problem in my opinion.

  2015-05-22 08:07

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  Teachers be makin us speedrun that essay... Smh

  My US History teacher does this. He gives us the topic 2-3 weeks in advance for each unit, and we research it. Unless the teacher gives you the prompt right when you take the test, there's no excuse for failing. If you knew the topic a while ahead and you

  2015-05-22 08:06

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  Ror ror ror

  No, it's volume 2. Pai Mei isn't in the first one

  2015-05-21 16:08

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  Its ok he knows what hes doing

  Same here, but maybe he doesn't want people to think, "holy shit he can't see and he's kicking my ass." Probably a protective measure. Most of the people he fought probably thought his black mask was see through.

  2015-05-19 07:32

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  Seriously

  Fun fact: the original story features shoes made out of solid gold. Much better than glass, in my opinion.

  2015-05-17 11:21

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  Yes

  *hits button, Hannibal Lecter appears*

  2015-05-11 17:07

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  Sound advice

  They could always rule it as a disorganized killing, but that's only if lots of evidence is left behind. If it's more organized, I'm not sure - maybe crime of passion?

  2015-05-05 20:46

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  What? The fuck

  The author is Jack Douglas. What worries me is how much the book costs. Everywhere I saw online was asking over $400 for a copy. I'm guessing this book Is out of circulation and that few copies remain.

  2015-05-03 11:13

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  Dogs

  I'm not a vegetarian. I eat meat. But I certainly don't believe tha humans require it to survive. We have many other great sources of protein - meat just happens to be convenient. The only reason I eat meat is because I enjoy the taste.

  2015-04-26 09:51

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  Jehsishshsushe

  Exactly. And shit, he's part of a group of monsters - Cenobites, all of them powerful and hostile.

  2015-04-25 14:46

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  Any good pornos?

  MuchingBrotato is awesome!

  2015-04-23 08:06

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  A feminazi's guide to the perfect look

  True, but being born into it and raised to feel as if it's the only choice isn't the same as conciously choosing to be Muslim. It just depends on the women. Personally, I feel that the forced ones who don't want to be Muslim need help.

  2015-04-19 21:46

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  Disgusting

  The problem is that it's not just her fault. When Reagan was president he cut a whole bunch of spending programs including funding for schools and social security. If schools had proper funding Michelle's program would do fine.

  2015-04-17 08:07

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  Suden realisation

  You could be aromantic or asexual, but don't feel bad about it. H. P. Lovecraft was asexual and he was a good author. Sherlock Holmes was the same way.

  2015-04-17 08:01

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  Frank on Hillary Clinton

  I'm not loving any of the nominees right now.

  2015-04-16 18:27

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  .,.

  No, I've read the original Sleeping Beauty and this is true. It's fucked up, but true.

  2015-04-16 18:26

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  ZD

  You tried. That's physicist, not physician

  2015-04-16 18:10

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  Lame af

  The guy in the bottom right looks like Lord Faarquad.

  2015-04-12 21:33

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  The ultimate soap

  What store was this found in? I know it's Filthy Farmgirl brand but I don't think they have an actual walk-in store.

  2015-04-09 12:14

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  Ik which is rather choose

  Neither. The mansion would be boring and I hate amusement park rides so Disney wouldn't be fun.

  2015-04-03 09:36

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  Oh reddit

  Add to that: "I would like to call my lawyer."

  2015-04-01 10:08

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  rekt

  I will admit she was bitchy but if I tried to have a convo with someone and they asked "Still single?" Just like that I'd be kind of weirded out (it looks like they just started the convo)

  2015-03-25 15:53

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  3rd comment is chosen one #3

  Oh, and I should also mention that to actually enjoy the site you have to find people you really like and blacklist tags. While this shouldn't be the case, there are some fucking retards and SJWs that ruin the site, but you'll have that with any place.

  2015-03-22 15:18

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  3rd comment is chosen one #3

  It's the cool thing to hate on Tumblr. Now I agree that many of the posts that are posted on here aren't that funny and are obviously untrue stories, but some are actually pretty funny. It just happens that many here only see the feminazi and stupid part.

  2015-03-22 15:17

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  Daria keeping it real

  This was one of the best shows to ever grace television.

  2015-03-15 13:07

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  O.o

  Are you asking about Cosmos?

  2015-03-13 08:13

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  HOLY TYPO

  No, he's obviously talking about blood types. He just forgot to mention positive or negative. Edit: fuck I forgot to do the reply thing to the above post.

  2015-03-08 00:40

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  Of course not

  I wish I was.

  2015-03-04 09:05

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  My girlfriend loves me

  But what if the guy gets startled and attacks or something like that?

  2015-02-20 23:57

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  When Captain America throws his mighty shield, All those...

  Captain A looks a little like Nicholas Cage.

  2015-02-19 17:13

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  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  From what I've heard and read (I read a bit of it before to see the hype) she was coerced into doing stuff she set boundaries for. Like, I think on the list of no's she gave the guy, it said no anal whatsoever but he kept pushing it and she gave in.

  2015-02-18 16:05

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  Temp

  Would be nice if it was the original singer, though. DK isn't DK without Jello Biafra in my book.

  2015-02-13 16:09

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  tumblr

  This is why I don't post stupid shit on Tumblr. Or Facebook. Or anywhere. Would not want a future employer to see something like this.

  2015-02-07 23:52

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  They should win something

  Must be nice. I supposedly have a Chem test today but he did not tell us what was going to be on it. He has every time before, so I'm honestly wondering if he's just fucking with us, but still.

  2015-02-06 07:53

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  ...

  Actually, this has been scientifically proven. Look it up. The many health benefits of doing this (lower risk for certain diseases, stress relief, etc.) come from the way it changes your brain's structure.

  2015-02-06 07:50

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  Dafuq?

  This was a scandal a while ago. If I remember correctly, this was a sex ed class and many thought the teacher took it too far (she showed positions, the dildo, etc.)

  2015-01-29 18:34

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  Super Title

  Apples are actually well known to help with constipation. In case you're being serious.

  2015-01-24 16:46

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  just in case if you didn't know about it

  Silk Road and its successor have both been seized.

  2015-01-05 10:00

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  FML

  I'm curious to find out how long they've been dating.

  2014-12-30 17:39

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  Best card ever!

  That's funny but also kind of shitty. I can understand not thinking of anything to write but asking the person to put on a show like that isn't cool. Oh, and it's through the card itself, too. I would be disappointed receiving something like this.

  2014-12-28 01:43

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  ALMOST

  Yeah. My world history teacher can't grow facial hair at all. Some people just can't (though I don't quite know why).

  2014-11-04 22:03

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  ummm..yea

  They might recruit. Word of mouth or something like that. I'm sure there's a few other women who would be cool joining them, most likely matriarchs or a few feminists.

  2014-10-26 19:41

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  I don't want to grow up

  This is my situation. I'm the only one of my friends without a job, and I don't want one. Yes, it would be nice to have the money, but I would rather focus on school and get good grades. Plus I have a lot of free time

  2014-10-18 11:19

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  this generation

  @title I don't want to hear it. The previous generation has enabled and continues to enable it. Maybe if you stop buying your teenagers smartphones (forcing them to buy it themselves), then you are not doing anything about it except posting memes.

  2014-10-16 08:06

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  Or am I?

  Calvin and Hobbes!

  2014-10-15 16:42

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  Nice Guys

  Hannibal Lecter, and you're right about the movie. Hannibal the Cannibal!

  2014-10-15 09:00

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  Still love this movie

  LET THE MONSTER RIIIIISSSEEE

  2014-10-01 19:32

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  dafuq

  In PE last year this random girl came up to me and started telling me how she had never liked this one male teacher at our school until she had a dream of him undressing in front of her. now she has the hots for him. I still don't know her name

  2014-09-29 08:09

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  I love these

  Not all of them, the schizophrenia one is true. I don't know about the others, though.

  2014-09-22 16:59

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  Trolling level: 10000000000000000000

  Actually, it's acceptable. Granted, it's not considered formal, but it is still allowed. It's kind of like ending a sentence with a preposition - it's okay to do, but you wouldn't do it in an essay.

  2014-09-21 18:32

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  Uncanny

  no, it was probably just a joke or referring how some girls call their friends "girlfriends." she was married to Will Arnett for a long time, too.

  2014-09-20 00:39

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  Any more that you can think of?

  the lament configuration is from Hellraiser.

  2014-08-27 08:44

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  fairy tales

  Alice doesn't have a last name (I think). pretty sure Carroll comes from Lewis Carroll, author of Alice in wonderland.

  2014-08-25 17:21

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  <

  my mom accused me of stealing her swiss army knife (note: I have had problems with in the past) and using it to cut. refused to believe me when I said no and made me go through my room in front of her. she eventually found it on our nail polish box

  2014-08-24 13:53

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  call 911 for your emergencies

  He was most likely taking pictures without her permission. I think itsr justified. plus she asked him to stop. I understand the "don't dress like it if you don't want the attention" but if she asks him to stop taking pictures, he should be respectful. :cer

  2014-08-21 15:55

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  I laughed a little too hard at this lol

  Bipolar Disorder is mood disorder characterized by periods of depression alternating with "mania", which in simple terms is the 'opposite' of depression (this isn't quite accurate, but close.) It is NOT constantly chaging moods - that's more Borderline PD.

  2014-08-11 15:16

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  Wow

  I couldn't inagine the pain she feels walking again after 2 weeks. and it's not just that - her body must wreak havoc on her. no thanks.

  2014-08-08 17:15

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  needs more job experience

  ^ nah man she's baking some nice cupcakes YES she's giving birth, the hell do you think going into labor means?

  2014-08-04 11:45

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