Últimos comentarios

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  Black Friday grocery shopping trip

  2 cartons of milk? That’s your problem!

  2024-12-01 13:12

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  Real

  Air Force One

  2024-07-22 16:33

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  NPC is not totally wrong this time

  $200k per person isn’t bad, actually

  2024-07-14 15:56

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  A norm al day

  NORM!!

  2024-06-27 20:59

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  ghgfjnsa

  It’s Germany…. They’re using Celsius

  2024-05-12 20:07

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  Did you hear about the wizard who directed a film? He rea...

  This is the 5th or 6th pondering orb meme in a row. It got old at 3. Quit it

  2024-04-30 19:43

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  POV facts

  Pair of Vultures?

  2024-04-24 12:26

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  Women

  Where the hell are you going that has D as passing?

  2024-04-19 16:11

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  barbarians are fun

  I agree, their 14th level ability is genuinely perfect for the meme

  2024-04-19 16:09

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  Please don't downvote, so those who get it can find it

  That’s for integrals. Constants are dropped in derivatives as the derivative of a constant is 0

  2024-04-13 03:42

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  Take my money

  Actually I prefer tables. Booths kill my back

  2024-03-31 19:46

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  oh shit

  “Real” is an actual word…

  2024-03-24 21:05

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  Michael Keaton at the Oscars

  Am I the only one who actually enjoyed Arnold’s Freeze?

  2024-03-13 09:26

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  "STATES RAHTS! STATES RAH- hol up" Republican-bought SCOTUS

  Of course they want it. They think it’ll only apply to their enemies

  2024-03-05 11:53

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  This is Wendy's

  For those who don’t know, Wendy’s is looking at using Uber’s “Surge” pricing model. Aka, costs change based on various factors like line length, time of day, and weather

  2024-02-28 18:35

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  This is Wendy's

  It’s currently looking into using surge pricing. And if they do, I’ll enjoy other fast food on the occasion that I do

  2024-02-28 09:29

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  Venice Carnival looks awesome

  This is some Dragon Age Orlesian shit right here (save for the plague doctors, and the one guy that looks like the guy who dies in the AC2 trailer)

  2024-02-20 15:41

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  FBI recruiting at an anime convention

  Glows so bright it turns night to day

  2024-02-01 12:23

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  Blue is the best

  I loved RED. Bruce Willis was great as Frank Moses, though John Malkovic as Marvin stole the show

  2024-01-28 12:28

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  The Bolshevik revolution was also illegal mate

  Americans who know how great the power gap between Russia and America is:

  2024-01-24 09:46

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  Homemade enchiladas.

  Looks good! Though I’d recommend a bit more cheese on the top personally

  2024-01-23 15:49

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  Wtf

  But now that they think they are Out, will they be pulled back In?

  2024-01-23 15:15

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  plot twist - i'mma delete myself before the report card c...

  Probably along the lines of

  2024-01-18 21:12

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  Youtube adblock news

  That’s their goal. I, for one, refuse to give in

  2024-01-15 13:57

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  -

  That’s enough to make a grown man cry

  2024-01-14 12:52

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  Old is gold

  The grass is always greener

  2024-01-01 16:14

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  Today_is

  Black Ops 2! 2nd best story, best multiplayer and best zombies imo

  2023-12-25 19:14

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  Majority

  How about you reflect regardless of the side you’re on

  2023-12-25 16:27

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  Don’t die hard… just die

  Truly, an example for us all to strive for

  2023-12-25 16:19

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  wiping boogers on software engineers

  Eh, given that running is meant to cover more distance, or at least have a higher velocity, I’d probably have a higher amount. Assuming a linear distribution for simplicity’s sake, void walk() would be step++; void jog() would be step+=2; and void run() would be step+=3;

  2023-12-25 16:15

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  Haha

  Fake or not, it was certainly a rollercoaster of emotions

  2023-12-22 22:54

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  Medieval

  Assuming it still has marrow, yes it will

  2023-12-22 22:36

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  Title

  Kinda racist to assume the bar

  2023-12-22 21:32

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  “… & those Bürgermeisters, they sorta just died off.”

  All this does, since Trump has not yet been declared guilty, is scream the simple fact that the democrats are afraid of him. Nothing more, nothing less.

  2023-12-20 23:21

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  People who work in HR

  Remember folks, HR doesn’t care about you, it cares about the company

  2023-12-07 22:23

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  She forgot her 'diet'

  As a fat guy, I understand over indulging completely. But I’m not gonna fucking lie about it. I’ll admit that I’m being a dumbass, and do something from hit the weights harder to, at the very least, pace around the room more while working. Do *something* to counteract the stupidity I’ve committed, and even if I’ve taken a step back, still try to keep moving forward

  2023-11-11 12:53

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  Mariah Carey

  Always gotta be ready when searching for silver and gold

  2023-11-10 15:11

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  Greek bobs and vagene

  One way or another, Medusa makes men rock hard

  2023-11-03 11:52

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  What's the answer?

  Nice

  2023-11-03 11:49

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  As Breaking Bad for Halloween

  Either those kids are watching television NOT suitable for their age OR the dipshit parents are forcing them to wear a “haha funny meme” costume the kids don’t understand. Either way the parents are assholes

  2023-11-01 12:46

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  November cozy times

  Seems cozy, but that’s far too many windows for my tastes. Ignoring the heat leak problems, it’d be a lot to clean and it feels too exposed

  2023-10-30 16:34

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  dongs in a language

  I mean, all languages are made up. So you might as well learn fun ones that only a few others know

  2023-10-29 13:01

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  dongs in a cracker

  That sounds amazing. I highly recommend a pine nut and red pepper hummus. It’s perfection

  2023-10-24 02:12

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  Circle IS infact the shape of soup

  Soup, as a liquid, will take the shape it’s container. Therefore, soup can not only be circular or rectangular, but triangular as well

  2023-10-22 01:14

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  Hgvhh

  You may have beaten this, but have you beaten Bowser’s Big Bean Burrito?

  2023-10-11 21:02

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  Indeed

  If those peas were guacamole and that gravy was salsa, then we’d have something

  2023-10-07 13:13

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  uh

  Ignore the awkwardness and recognize the once in a lifetime opportunity you’re getting. I’ll even let you in on a technique my father got from his father got from his father: don’t be stupid

  2023-09-25 20:58

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  No.

  You turn up the brightness because you’re afraid. I turn up the brightness because I cannot see. We are not the same

  2023-09-06 19:17

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  Can we not

  As an American, let me tell you that you could have used any actual atrocity we’ve committed, but instead chose a milkshake. Bravo

  2023-09-06 19:09

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  Don't blame me, I voted for (((quantitative easing)))!!!

  

  2023-09-03 19:30

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  Not-so-wild west

  Truly, not a human. The only time I haven’t put something on my toast is when I was sick

  2023-09-03 19:30

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  Seen in a store at the local mall

  God I love capitalism

  2023-09-03 17:51

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  oh oh

  I could have sworn it’s “he can’t hide from this” phase, but I could be mistaken

  2023-08-21 12:21

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  it is over

  Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

  2023-08-12 18:41

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  TheRussianBadger

  There’s a reason it’s a support class. The best way to support you allies is by obliterating their enemies

  2023-08-02 15:47

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  Now Freeze

  

  2023-08-01 01:36

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  j dogg out of context

  You do realize we have another day before August 1st, right?

  2023-07-31 01:51

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  Playing with the min/max homie

  Are machine empires the meta? Because the only reason I’ve gone down Synthetic Evolution before is because it sounded cool

  2023-07-27 16:03

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  This logo was inspired by...

  I don’t want to know what happened above me. What I do want to know is what the fuck this database is.

  2023-07-27 15:56

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  Writers and trauma

  I don’t know. Though it’s harder to do correctly, a “Everyman thrust into greatness” plot is quite interesting

  2023-07-24 01:15

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  ART

  I mean, that sums up Grizzy and the Goons’ content quite well

  2023-07-17 01:49

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  Spare Skyrim's very own nazeem.

  “Do you get to the cloud district very often?” “Bitch, I’m the Thane of Whiterun”

  2023-07-17 01:46

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  Remove the blur

  It’s a trick, get an axe

  2023-07-14 15:55

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  Germany always loses world wars

  Yeah, and America won both world wars. So it evens out

  2023-07-06 01:21

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  Based batman

  1. Dating within the team always leads to disaster. 2. She’s a princess from a race of immortal warrior women; he’s a rich kid with issues. LOTS of issues. 3. If any of his enemies knew he had a love interest, they wouldn’t stop using her as a means of getting to him The (paraphrased) reasons Bats refused

  2023-07-05 16:02

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  Bambi?

  Ah yes, my favorite Bambi movie: Bambo

  2023-07-05 03:35

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  Q

  Ah, yes, Wario White. Otherwise known as Heisentoad

  2023-06-25 20:49

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  stupid

  I mean, what are we solving for? Cause if it’s k, it’s already done. If it’s n, simply swap the n and the k. If it’s x, it’ll be arcsin(kn-1)

  2023-06-21 01:16

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  DnD MEME

  With the power of homebrew, that fact no longer matters! That, or the dracolich corrupted the elder brain. Either way

  2023-06-19 03:50

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  DnD MEME

  Combine it with the Elder Brain Dragon to make an Elder Brain Dracolich. Terrifying, apocalyptic, and the amount of people and creatures who’d have (seemingly unconnected) cults to it would keep the players on their toes

  2023-06-18 22:43

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  Crazy lol

  Also, there’s a mass amount of censorship, and it’s been an observer fact that leftist ideals cannot exist in spaces that have little to no moderation

  2023-06-17 19:54

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  Lesbian

  Ah yes, because everyone watched Finding Dory for the human characters. Just like how they watched Finding Nemo for the human characters

  2023-06-15 16:41

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  Why do internet weirdos support bilionaires

  So the government can’t even pave roads correctly, but you want them to run healthcare?

  2023-06-13 15:48

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  Is funny because in latam piracy is legal

  One can argue that by going to an alternative means of obtaining media (pirating), you are engaging in capitalism by voting with your dollar, telling the corporations that if they do not lower their prices or make their services worth their prices, you will seek alternative means of consuming media (pirating)

  2023-06-10 15:46

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  Seems correct

  Depending on how things are measures, graph wise, it could just mean they are moving in whatever the “left” or “down” direction is

  2023-06-07 15:57

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  yep

  You know, you’d think a cheap beer company would recognize their primary consumer base is NOT within the gay community, and that alienating their consumer base when there are dozens of alternatives out there would be a bad idea, but here we are

  2023-06-03 10:47

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  Untitled

  What was on that burger? The toppings make all the difference

  2023-06-03 10:29

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  Normal minecraft vs minecraft hardcore

  I know that the Binding one makes it so you only drop an item on death. In hardcrore, the game ends when you die. Don’t know what Vanishing does

  2023-05-30 15:03

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  Memorial day facts

  Thank you for your service my friend. I hope the last decade of being a civilian has treated you nicely

  2023-05-26 18:39

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  Agreed

  The fact that you call them a MAP instead of a pedo tells me all I need to know. And it’s hard to call them a person when there isn’t one person who is attracted to children is a person

  2023-05-25 20:08

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  Title

  Because you don’t stop limping just because you bandaged the foot you shot

  2023-05-25 14:42

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  Espresso Shot

  Nope. Big Trouble in Little China

  2023-05-25 00:54

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  Chill mom !

  *me in hell, trying to talk to Karl Marx using the language of “baseball bat”*

  2023-05-25 00:24

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  Not the birthday gift he wanted

  That looks like a nice watch. Granted, silver is a better color on me then gold, but still. I’ll happily take it

  2023-05-18 17:37

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  Mmm gvmnt cheeze

  A nice basil and garlic pesto over fettuccine with a nice, freshly breaded chicken parmesan

  2023-05-18 17:34

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  Destruction +100

  

  2023-05-11 14:43

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  How do you know you aren’t brainwashed, how do you know...

  I think this meme is manipulating me

  2023-05-11 01:00

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  Just sayin'

  A master. I’m glad I watched Aladdin a few days ago. He truly elevated the film from a good one to a great one

  2023-05-11 00:55

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  Microwave

  Don’t forget the hot pocket that’s lava on the ends and a brick in the middle

  2023-05-09 14:52

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  Nope

  Without shitposting, we wouldn’t have good memes. You cannot have good without bad

  2023-05-09 14:45

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  My 3 starter ingredients

  Garlic

  2023-05-09 14:43

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  Girls VS boys with pizza

  That is the code

  2023-05-09 13:29

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  Sorc

  Ok dm, I understand that mending is logical But using the halfling is funny

  2023-05-07 22:00

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  Bb

  Middle is Collin Kapernick (or however you spell it). Someone who played for the 49ers, but because he was beginning to lose publicity, so he decided to kneel for the national anthem for “racial equality”, even though he’s had a very privilege life. This led to a bunch of people boycotting the NFL and him getting blacklisted after that season.

  2023-05-07 21:37

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  Pedo Groomers in the UN

  I would assume it’s meant to be “insist”. But they got a moron to post this, so we get the state sport of Alabama instead

  2023-05-07 21:33

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  Harambe

  Perhaps it is a situation where he saw further than we are now. Perhaps if he lived, things would be initially better, but dropped off worse than they are now. Perhaps things will swing up after having gotten worse. Such is the wisdom of saints

  2023-05-07 19:59

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  Fus and the Furious: Tamriel Drift

  Immersion? In a Bethesda game?

  2023-05-04 01:11

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  The Top Twelve

  Don’t forget the arrows! A man needs arrows

  2023-04-24 19:59

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  Why didn't this game get a remake?

  That star gate always pissed me off

  2023-04-12 02:33

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  Titties

  I am now realizing the meme potential of the good Karate Kid movies

  2023-03-31 15:52

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