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  Lord Humungus

  And when they changed toys prematurely so you had absolutely no chance of getting the full collection (looking at mini boglins and the absurdly low chance of gold colored rares)

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  Love the plate

  This shit is what immature 16 year olds do with their first practice vehicle

  1d

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  Sexy

  Now that's good design. Should be standard issue on all cars

  2026-06-01 19:49

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  The movie we deserved

  The Arnold Norris lovechild

  2026-06-01 19:45

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  Coupon warfare

  I was growing into metal when these fuckheads got big. It honestly made me so damn angry that people thought I liked that shit because hurrdurr geetarrs! I had blown past mainstream and was exploring what we nowadays call osdm like Unleashed

  2026-06-01 19:41

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  dad lost

  And darkness is what memedroid was all about back in the day! I yearn for it!

  2026-06-01 19:34

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  mandatory lore

  Braindead yes? Or meet the feebles?

  2026-06-01 19:31

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  dad lost

  That poops gonna be huge

  2026-06-01 08:25

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  Do not the dog.

  Shakira is a random bitch who got lucky. But a random bitch nonetheless

  2026-06-01 08:21

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  Morning customer

  If you're unworthy it simply won't happen.

  2026-05-27 17:37

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  too much sugar...

  Sugar is fine. The chemical substitutes are not. They taste like a chemical dump

  2026-05-27 17:35

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  The flute of hype and dance

  Horse got ass taste. Couldn't find the video of the metal head horse?

  2026-05-24 19:35

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  Paper bag literally said "hold on bro, you forgot the sauce

  No stereotypes were challenged

  2026-05-24 19:34

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  Cold and nonchalant

  Weeb day center is not this place

  2026-05-23 16:02

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  Physical Work

  Drug test*

  2026-05-23 15:58

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  THIS...

  He started out good. DOGE and ICE should have been his focus, stirring up international politics was something he could have done later when your homeland is free of shitbags

  2026-05-22 12:01

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  Ai ad detected

  If I see an ad, I will do my utmost to avoid your product or choose a competitor over yours.

  2026-05-22 11:50

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  Tiny roman footprint

  Lick it with all your might and nothing will happen

  2026-05-22 11:46

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  Men solved it

  If you expect someone to open a car door for you, you're delusional. Lazy and delusional

  2026-05-21 08:31

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  Right in the kiss her

  Rejection even in early years. She's training him for life

  2026-05-21 08:21

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  onion radar

  I couldn't see it, but I tasted even puréd beans (I hate beans with a burning passion) mom thought she was being sneaky, but my puke was real, every single time.

  2026-05-21 08:03

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  relatable

  The first 30 minute doomscroll before I have to get to the shitter for 45 minutes to doomscroll

  2026-05-19 22:22

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  I thought they were smooth like a shark

  I see a regular dude euphoria from getting miniscule attention at the bar

  2026-05-18 07:38

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  continental warfare

  Eurovision is slang for fucked up LGBTQ lobby night

  2026-05-18 07:36

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  continental warfare

  Eurovision is slang for fucked up LGBTQ lobby night

  2026-05-18 07:36

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  Something's wrong I can feel it

  Well I'll be damned. I thought I had to be the one with the ackshually here since I got an education on the subject and gardening was not on my memedroid Bingo card

  2026-05-18 07:32

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  Alternate save file

  7 year vacation with fantastical new games to play that doesn't exist for a 3 week coma and probably a lot of money from insurance payout due to trauma? I like those odds

  2026-05-17 03:17

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  no no... this legit

  A poster pipe turned arm cannon

  2026-05-17 03:02

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  Them sea shanty

  The first few notes I was prepared for my brain to sing along with the Black & White shanty

  2026-05-17 02:54

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  Ironic much?

  I guess Indiana Jones isn't his favorite movies

  2026-05-14 13:51

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  Chinese Chad Move

  He's Chinese. He still wanted some social credit left over.

  2026-05-14 13:49

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  Cake decorator stealth

  They tried to sell me on that shit because I liked battōru rowaiaru

  2026-05-14 13:42

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  local justice

  Ship him back to where he belongs. On the front lines defending his home country!

  2026-05-12 07:11

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  Muscle

  Your pulse is a pitter, pathetic and weak

  2026-05-12 07:09

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  Foking cuntz

  The reporter cunt sounds reeeally Swedish in her accent

  2026-05-12 07:02

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  Oh nooooo...wait...oh he's fine

  International news. First real injury in football since 1992 has happened!

  2026-05-12 06:57

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  Dandelion root

  Just another hantavirus statistic

  2026-05-12 06:53

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  You have .03 seconds to hit DEL or is it F2

  Isn't f10 bootmenu?

  2026-05-12 06:51

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  dream job

  Yet somehow we still have crazy cat ladies?

  2026-05-09 06:26

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  dam engineer

  Thank you. I almost screamed with rage at the inability to use words correctly

  2026-05-09 06:26

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  my right arm vs my left

  No viking was named Omar fucking ever!

  2026-05-09 06:22

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  title

  Farmers do like their manure. Scat it is

  2026-05-09 06:00

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  Engineer house diff

  The roasting of the fire is hotter than the actual fire

  2026-05-09 05:55

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  marriage tactics

  If you can get drunk you can get to work. An old colleague's motto. He got sent to go sleep in the company sauna and did not like the laughs he got when he woke up even though he fucking drove there drunk as a skunk.

  2026-05-09 05:51

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  How did this happen?

  You can be a good person and reject the falsehoods of religions.

  2026-05-04 16:38

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  Been bald before it was cool

  I am one of those who won the generic lottery. I was bald at 21!

  2026-05-04 14:37

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  Men will gather for this

  Certified dad moment

  2026-05-04 14:33

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  Respect his space

  Dog owners disliked this because if it's not a doggo, it's ghey.

  2026-05-04 14:29

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  Lol

  Some deceptively ugly chicks have that special angle that can work miracles for pictures that does not do their ugliness justice

  2026-05-04 14:20

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  Guy turned land into a forest block

  He's behind the tree!

  2026-05-04 14:14

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  That ear pop hits different

  Then you stop thinking about it and half an hour later it's cleared up, but the other nostril is clogged instead

  2026-05-04 14:11

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  dongs in a gamer

  Same here

  2026-05-04 05:05

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  Cancer sticks

  Watch out for the summer evening beers. That's when it hurts the most.

  2026-05-04 04:52

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  PS5 in the Hood Prank

  N ot gonna lie, I'm not disappointed with how it turned out so far

  2026-05-01 06:33

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  window shopping

  I don't see the point or pleasure in this behavior. You see ugly people, you can do that at home in the mirror

  2026-04-30 20:28

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  Rice cubed

  Is this japanese rap?

  2026-04-30 20:25

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  Tastes like black licorice

  Yeah. Same here. I like it a little too much at one point. Tried to drink it like I would a soda to "catch up" with my friends. Ever since that little bit of idiocy I can't even smell bitters without reeling or gagging

  2026-04-30 20:24

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  Town had a cult

  The blooper of Kim Kardashian comeback story is probably the best blooper of all time.

  2026-04-30 20:12

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  PS5 in the Hood Prank

  N ah we gonna go for a double!

  2026-04-30 20:04

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  Drone menace activated

  Dementors? Fucking pop culture retardation is real. That's a wraith

  2026-04-30 19:49

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  Barber ruined me

  Join the eggs with beards. Clean shaven and the heftiest beard you can manage

  2026-04-29 19:02

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  minimal life

  The live laugh love on the wall tacky ass basic wall stickers.. ugh

  2026-04-28 10:38

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  Traditional British Foods Pt1

  Or put a bucket on it. When it lifts up you got a few stems to harvest, put back.

  2026-04-26 23:22

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  this...

  Fucking TikTok laugh annoys me to no end

  2026-04-26 23:19

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  Lol idiot

  Get fat

  2026-04-26 23:17

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  Twogoslavia

  Problem is: Muslims over there.

  2026-04-26 23:15

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  Nope.

  No crash= fail

  2026-04-26 01:28

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  Nothing like a big whiff of dog anus.

  Punch it?

  2026-04-26 01:25

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  Photo compression or a really weird dog

  Dog.zip

  2026-04-26 01:13

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  ocean nope

  Yeah. Only one of us is getting out of that alive. There's a 50/50 chance

  2026-04-23 22:04

  +1
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  Rick solos easy

  If that wasn't enough, he would probably make actual tea out of them.

  2026-04-23 21:59

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  Turd Sandwich, for real.

  Take it to where the company sandwich thief frequents

  2026-04-19 08:47

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  I was once a child with a calculator and a dream...

  Make it 5318008

  2026-04-19 08:35

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  Master of Science in Taters

  The highest degree of downies are achieved there?

  2026-04-18 03:29

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  40k nerd debate

  Blood for the blood god, fuckers!

  2026-04-17 19:27

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  dad moment

  Well, he ain't black

  2026-04-17 19:10

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  if the smell of rubbing alcohol was the taste

  Fucking youth have been propagandized into thinking alcohol is the Hitler of drugs awhile they fry their brain with THC.

  2026-04-17 05:30

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  YOU are as Essential as ...

  The vaccine wasn't optimal, but it wasn't designed to cull. You'd see so much more death if it was. You antivaxxers are delusional

  2026-04-17 05:28

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  Some things feel like hidden treasure

  Advantage?

  2026-04-17 05:23

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  Grape got him smiling

  Probably monkeys that did that to him in the first place

  2026-04-15 19:52

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  Time to let it die

  EA did this to so many good studios. Westwood, Bullfrog. I still play some of the classics before they went to shit, but they sometimes could put out something decent (command & conquer tiberium wars) but that is more the exception than the rule.

  2026-04-15 19:47

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  Johnny Somali guilty of all charges

  Only 6 months instead of years we were hoping for

  2026-04-15 19:45

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  mom said enough

  Who the fuck ordered a yoko Ono remix?

  2026-04-13 18:37

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  Yoho yoho

  Problem is, I don't want much of EA or Disney's slop. Why would I pirate something that's shit?

  2026-04-13 02:05

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  Tell us

  A good gate keep is pleasant for everyone enjoying the thing. We don't want things to escalate to mainstream where monetary temptation to "calm things down" and make family entertainment out of everything is a very real threat!

  2026-04-13 02:00

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  this generation

  This is only one of the reasons kids are banned in my home

  2026-04-13 01:55

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  Man's best friend? Really?

  Indifferent* not stupid

  2026-04-13 01:51

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  Ok, thats cool af!

  That is a fake shot. That draw weight is 25lbs max and that will not send an arrow straight

  2026-04-11 06:08

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  quantum physics

  It did hit it though

  2026-04-10 12:52

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  You had one job

  The sober people are the ones that get really fucked up. 4 times legal limit is for newbies pretty much a hospital trip. I've had over 0.3 and still be able to talk clearly. (Might be viking genes)

  2026-04-10 12:47

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  Dogs always knew how to celebrate life

  My old Jack Russell didn't care. He'd look up at the commotion just to go back to resting. He'd only get up to bark at the door no matter the time of day (I could get home drunk at 4am and he'd make sure the house was awake because visitor)

  2026-04-10 12:34

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  Boys see hole

  Diggy diggy hole

  2026-04-10 12:30

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  Woman discovers her cat attends church every Sunday acros...

  Probably free candy and scritches. Most likely has nothing to do with a delirious religion

  2026-04-08 02:13

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  Glad he got his life together and has the love of a good ...

  He got up from their level. Did you see pictures during his druggie period?

  2026-04-08 02:11

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  the absolute state

  You say that without knowing the state of their probable paper bag face

  2026-04-08 02:08

  +3
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  Suffering from success

  Wind farms are bird churners. Effective ecosystem killers!

  2026-04-08 02:05

  +3
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  She really hit the fortnite emote in real life

  Fortnite mentioned. Go fuck yourself and your little clip

  2026-04-08 02:00

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  Elf culture cringe

  Tolkiens elves are so fucking ass it made me hate all elves!

  2026-04-07 00:01

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  Cheer up

  Poor cat being forced to listen to that pop crap for some laughs from stupid people

  2026-04-06 23:52

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  Watching a recommended comedy with zero laughter

  Me during baby boss with ex.

  2026-04-06 23:40

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