Últimos comentarios

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  I hate adulthood

  McDonald's it is

  2015-08-27 16:50

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  moar potatoes

  There was another case like that, except it was 1 girl. They found her when she was 15, and led to the discovery that if you do not learn any language by puberty, you will never speak a language fluently.

  2015-08-27 16:38

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  me Wolverine when hungry

  I don't think the way this is worded helps.

  2015-08-22 17:23

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  The memories...

  Well to be fair, the 1 save file is a thing with every pokemon game.

  2015-08-22 12:27

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  moms,moms everywhere

  Pretty sure if there's any crying on the first day, for parents it's tears of joy.

  2015-08-20 12:05

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  Warn your friends

  The joke is apparently lost on you.

  2015-08-20 11:39

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  today I realized Mario

  So what's the excuse for all the guys who can't get girlfriends?

  2015-08-20 02:12

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  Warn your friends

  100% of people who drink it end up dieing

  2015-08-20 02:10

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  today I realized Mario

  Homeless guy who gets with a princess. Either he has extreme game (pun intended) or she has low standards.

  2015-08-20 02:07

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  I hate when she does that!

  You must share in the coldness

  2015-08-20 02:05

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  Moment of realization

  Now I want a framed picture of my ceiling fan.

  2015-08-16 15:58

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  Yeah

  How do you know she's a feminist? Did she order a big mac, large fry and extra fuck you for being a man?

  2015-08-16 14:57

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  .

  I was kidding, hence the stoner guy face. Since I feel like no sober person would struggle with this concept.

  2015-08-16 12:56

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  .

  But seriously why?

  2015-08-16 12:33

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  Ads on the train

  Strippers be like

  2015-08-16 04:37

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  Damn son!!

  While that is great, and I am very happy for her... what the fuck is this doing on memedroid

  2015-08-16 04:36

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  Muffins?

  Pretty sure that's not how it works.

  2015-08-16 04:32

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  Rape

  If I had to guess... painful

  2015-08-15 14:30

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  What

  

  2015-08-15 14:24

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  Poker Face

  Smooth as fuck

  2015-08-15 13:07

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  Wtf?

  What the fucking fuck did I just see?

  2015-08-15 13:06

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  Skyward sword

  Goddammed imprisoned and his stupid toes

  2015-08-15 12:56

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  I said that when i was younger

  Cool story, bro

  2015-08-15 12:26

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  I don't enjoy this

  I made this meme... meme stealer. And couldn't you at least have not killed the picture quality?

  2015-08-14 21:36

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  I sure can... (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  How about no.

  2015-08-14 17:33

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  There is no try. Only do or do not.

  Seriously? Do you live under a rock?

  2015-08-14 15:11

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  what did he do wrong

  No it's ok, I didn't want to feel happy today

  2015-08-14 14:38

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  he should have used the lift

  Well, you're fucked

  2015-08-14 14:36

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  .

  "It's not me, it's my shitty connection that's the problem"

  2015-08-14 14:29

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  There is no try. Only do or do not.

  It means you hate wommen, in a usually violent or oppressive way.

  2015-08-14 12:53

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  Funny

  I'd be more concerned that there's a talking wolf on the airplane.

  2015-08-14 12:44

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  Ill make a chainmail for 5th comment

  You're assuming that the people here would actually spend hours doing this.

  2015-08-14 12:41

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  surprised

  That's ok. Surprises are overrated anyway

  2015-08-14 12:39

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  men

  This kind of shit is exactly why things like the e.r and stupidly obvious warning labels exist

  2015-08-14 11:33

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  Oh prince eric

  @title that's prince Philip

  2015-08-14 11:30

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  .

  Well that got dark

  2015-08-12 01:35

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  fair enough

  This is exactly why restraining orders were created.

  2015-08-12 01:33

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  .

  Huh?

  2015-08-12 01:32

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  Haha

  It's better that then when the manager breaks policy for the customer and make you look like a douche in the process.

  2015-08-12 01:23

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  I have been pickling lately......

  Nah it's cool, I didn't want to sleep tonight.

  2015-08-12 01:11

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  fair enough

  Too late, already engaged.

  2015-08-12 01:09

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  me

  This guy needs the cake, and a medal of honor

  2015-08-12 01:04

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  fair enough

  Some guys get turned on by butts, some by boobs, and others video game trailers. Who are we to judge?

  2015-08-12 01:03

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  Evidence of moral bankruptcy

  Hang on a sec guys, I need some popcorn before the war starts

  2015-08-12 00:57

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  Spangeburb

  Those orange teeth though

  2015-08-12 00:52

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  Amazing

  That feeling when you come across a misused meme and know they're going to be downvoted to hell

  2015-08-09 19:43

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  Kis imak

  That's a hookah, you typically don't smoke weed out of it

  2015-08-09 19:35

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  this was at a shop in key west...

  Sounds like a good cause to me

  2015-08-09 19:34

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  .

  I do...

  2015-08-09 19:30

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  Craigslist

  I'll take 20

  2015-08-09 17:03

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  Candies

  I truly believe this happened

  2015-08-09 16:39

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  Saw this outside. He was handing out buttons.

  I think even Christian parents would think you're insane.

  2015-08-09 16:03

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  Look at my memes's title form oldest to newest, starting ...

  Buy yellow pants

  2015-08-09 15:47

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  A small thread of common sense

  I think that goes for anyone with half a brain and an ounce of sanity

  2015-08-09 15:44

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  Dog

  I work as a dog walker, and my dog is always pissed at me when I get home smelling like 6 other dogs

  2015-08-09 04:06

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  mom's spaghetti

  Too long, didn't read

  2015-08-09 03:24

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  Both are great

  Thank you! I've been super disgustingly busy for a while so I didn't really have time for anything. And it is nice to be back

  2015-08-09 01:33

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  MmmmmMMMMMmmm LEVIOSAAAA

  Noooo my childhood... and my eyes!

  2015-08-09 00:56

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   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

  Actually I have. But since this came out long before fnaf, I fail to see your point.

  2015-08-09 00:18

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  Both are great

  Later he be like "my girlfriend is a bitch, she never puts out".

  2015-08-08 23:58

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  mom's spaghetti

  Ignoring the joke here, he wants to see her belly for its beauty? There's the real sexting fail.

  2015-08-08 23:56

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  oh. dammit joanne

  The picture looks like she put it up her butt

  2015-08-08 19:15

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  oh. dammit joanne

  Actually considering the base it has, there's a good chance it wouldn't be sucked up there.

  2015-08-08 16:50

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  G

  But what if they are Chinese?

  2015-08-08 16:30

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  Ouch

  The sas truth about our society.

  2015-08-08 16:09

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   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

  I always knew those things were evil

  2015-08-08 16:02

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  Legitimate

  Wow, they are such a threat. We should surrender to them before they use their super advanced technology before they kill us all.

  2015-08-08 15:34

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  Never forget.

  I can't help it. I mean, look at what it's wearing.

  2015-08-08 15:24

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  School

  How many drugs do you have to take to think like this?

  2015-08-08 15:06

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  XDDD

  I think you have bigger problems than lack of sex if this happens to you.

  2015-08-08 15:05

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  he's a good artist

  Reasons, because reasons.

  2015-08-08 14:49

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  Aww! I'll play with you!

  What the hell is this crap?

  2014-12-17 03:02

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  title

  Ok I was joking. Also, what does the menstrual cycle have to do with feminism?

  2014-12-17 02:52

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  Valve pleeeeasee sell them

  Remind me to never go there. Really don't feel like dieing

  2014-12-17 02:48

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  title

  Never

  2014-12-17 02:47

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  Please tell my dad too

  Well, house, it was good while it lasted

  2014-12-17 02:36

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  .

  Well the first one is referring to a musical called a funny thing happened on the way to the forum. Don't know what dr Seuss has to do with it though seeing as 1/4 of the characters are prostitutes

  2014-12-17 02:31

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  Dejection

  As a girl who has had short hair lots of times throughout my life, I can safely say that is not true

  2014-11-27 18:23

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  Come on man.....

  That is a whole new level of stressed.

  2014-11-17 13:33

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  Poor fire

  Fire never stood a chance

  2014-11-16 15:24

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  always check the volume

  When you wake up in the middle of the night to pee and aren't fully awake, that's easier said than done

  2014-11-12 13:59

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  ColinHexr writes good books

  To be fair, we have a book called everyone poops

  2014-11-11 18:32

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  I have no clue

  I once cried because I wanted cookies and milk, but we were out of milk

  2014-11-11 18:30

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  too bad so sad

  So what she should say yes even if she doesn't want to because he spent money?

  2014-11-11 18:24

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  Ben Dover

  Thank you!

  2014-11-11 17:59

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  WHAT ._.

  Yeah I was a bit busy working 3 jobs and dealing with my new puppy. But I am back.

  2014-11-11 17:53

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  WHAT ._.

  No she'd be a master if she never got caught

  2014-11-11 16:13

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  Ben Dover

  Moe Lester looks like he lives up to that name

  2014-11-11 15:09

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  Yeah the simple things

  I think vaginas are harder to handle than penises

  2014-11-11 15:05

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  WHAT ._.

  Hide and seek level: pro

  2014-11-11 15:03

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  I need this in my mouth. Now

  Your tongue

  2014-11-11 03:21

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  oh

  The question is: how stoned would you have to be to fall for this?

  2014-11-11 00:35

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  New prospective

  For the record, most women aren't nearly good enough with makeup to do this

  2014-11-11 00:33

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  Why I have trust issues

  Professional make up artists

  2014-11-11 00:31

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  Any car guys on Memedroid?

  Wedding gowns are expensive as fuck. If I were her, he'd be dead

  2014-10-13 21:21

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  You had one job.

  Contractor be like "close enough"

  2014-10-13 21:09

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  Epic.

  As a white girl, I can confirm that is a myth.

  2014-10-11 01:57

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  Hold up...

  So he can give blood, but gay men are still not allowed to

  2014-10-08 19:13

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  i mean ihop is worth it

  My mom waited to watch her favorite show.

  2014-10-08 01:11

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  actually just found this on fb

  Smooth as fuck

  2014-10-08 01:05

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