Smartass1109

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At times like this I look at our society and think "Hitler was right"

52 Memes

Smartass1109 | 2017-11-05 18:30

Gay shit

72% 1365

Smartass1109 | 2017-10-03 14:30

Rattled

65% 959

Smartass1109 | 2017-10-03 13:00

Support

70% 944

Smartass1109 | 2017-07-25 05:30

I like ducks

84% 1412

Smartass1109 | 2017-07-25 05:30

Saving lives

88% 1738

Smartass1109 | 2017-07-20 22:30

Yay

58% 1350

Smartass1109 | 2017-07-05 03:30

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

87% 1619

Smartass1109 | 2017-06-17 13:30

Rain

85% 1498

Smartass1109 | 2017-06-14 12:00

What has the world come to

65% 1071

Smartass1109 | 2017-06-01 15:30

B

77% 1330

Smartass1109 | 2017-05-31 15:30

Jojo

72% 1354

Smartass1109 | 2017-05-30 00:00

Rando

89% 2319

Smartass1109 | 2017-05-01 19:30

Sin título

72% 1563

Smartass1109 | 2017-05-01 18:00

Sin título

84% 1587

Smartass1109 | 2017-04-28 14:30

Sin título

80% 1108

Smartass1109 | 2017-04-28 09:30

Sin título

Hide The Pain Harold

81% 1282

Smartass1109 | 2017-04-28 08:30

Sin título

85% 1531

Smartass1109 | 2017-04-06 23:30

Meem

78% 1317

Smartass1109 | 2017-03-10 08:00

Edge

78% 1328

Smartass1109 | 2017-03-10 07:30

Better than Ubisoft

77% 1262

Últimos comentarios

Tru especially on Tumblr
"#Disabilitycrowdfund"? Well do they want us to see trans as a disability or not, I'm confused now

2018-07-19 09:04
+75
Hmm, big tiddy goth furry gf?
Welcome to memedroid. No one cares

2018-07-13 09:51
+8
Its so fuckin tru
Every odd number my friend

2018-07-10 12:07
+38
Tat
Take me home cunt-tree road. I get it

2018-06-30 17:21
+7
Battlefield V has battle royale, kappa
The thing with battle royale games is that it has grown so big that it has basically gotten annoying. This is because of the community and content creators related to these games. They are enjoyable games, yet we see the games everywhere 24/7 lately

2018-06-09 21:10
+5
Maybe they could have specified a bit more
Oh I get it. For everyone's who's wondering. OP mistook Bad Dragon, the guys who make the...well...dragon shaped dildos and such, for Bad Dinosaur. I think? Yet again it could just be how simplistic the names are instead of being a bit more specific

2018-06-05 15:22
+9
dongs in an inspiration
But remember. If they kill you, you were at fault because they have troubled lives

2018-06-03 01:40
+18
Poor bird
And after this it is said that bird-squeezer appeared on the field, handed the man a 20 and took the bird

2018-05-29 00:56
+14
Title
Don't you mean Scout cookies. Oh wait no that's right, no one cares if there's a girl only scout group. It was the boys scouts who got changed, it's sexist to have only one gender, silly me

2018-05-16 02:28
+9
Murica
Well since the woman very politely gave him the finger, that is most likely what the person recording the vid said

2018-02-26 19:54
+70
"like he was in great pain hitting the wall"
By 688, backed by the Tang ruler Wu Zhao, the Silla kingdom had defeated Paekche and Koguryo and united Korea

2018-02-23 15:12
+13
Bismark
Otto Von Bismarck, 10/10 best guy around

2018-02-08 11:30
+9
We did it!
This is extremely important, spacex has been around for 16 years, way less than NASA and yet they have done so much, each engine on that rocket was about 15 million, and the fact that they created a rocket that you can recover will reinvent space travel

2018-02-07 09:19
+24
Don't cry
In all honesty, first panel was unnecessary, for all she knew he could be buying food for his dog "Oh yeah can I get some dog food" Clerk: "What kind of sick bastard are you?"

2018-02-06 23:33
+168
JERRY
Actually, the FAA will stop you, now they won't chase after you but except either jail time or a very expensive fine

2018-02-06 17:51
-1
Upvoted all the comments
Hurricane Sandy? I believe you are about 6 years late my friend

2018-01-30 19:32
+57
Yeaaa
I believe you forgot to specify that in one of them she is watching a video and in the other one she is waiting for the video to load after 30 minutes

2017-12-18 16:05
+89
Oh...
Actually no, it should not, however some do develop problems but apparently after chemo stops it should come back to normal

2017-11-11 05:45
+40
Lol
THAT'S NOT A CHILI PEPPER, THAT'S THE STAND PEARL JAM

2017-11-03 19:30
+3
Buy Fallout 4 VR!
It's hentai, the artstyle looks like the artstyle of a hentai artist, don't remember the name tho

2017-10-14 19:45
+8
Buy Fallout 4 VR!
I shall wait with you my fellow researcher

2017-10-14 19:33
+10
When you see that booty.
This bird is a shoebill. They were used as an inspiration for the design of the loftwings in Legend of Zelda skyward sword

2017-09-17 08:35
+6
fuck the logic
Telepathy. Just like most other pokemon that can 'talk'. Chatot can technically talk too

2017-09-16 14:17
+20
Online de pago
Bueno por lo menos te dan juegos gratis todos los meses. Yo prefiero la PC pero el mes pasado dieron Just Cause 3 y Assassin'creed Freedom cry gratis en la play plus

2017-09-05 20:05
+13
Trumpeta mala
Antes de que sacaran los avatares, las fusiones y las armaduras raras esas

2017-08-24 08:29
+18
geografía
La repuesta es Australia porque tienen tantas cosas que te pueden matar que lo mas probable es que no llegues a la playa

2017-08-22 23:17
+12
Mimo
Pero Firulais era especial

2017-08-20 23:05
+17
It's gonna be a short war
Not only that but if you said anything about it you'd be discriminating them for being trans. So its a lose lose situation

2017-08-05 08:30
-9
......
Only 50 bucks for replacing a kid? That's quite the deal

2017-08-02 01:58
+2
To infinity and beyond
I think that he simply thought it was the only way to be safe. Andy was a giant to him and everyone around him froze when Andy came into the room so mayb Buzz thought Andy was dangerous and since he saw everyone freeze he froze too to stay safe

2017-08-01 19:58
+22
......
Mine do the same and she gets stuck on them so she starts flailing and once she manages to get free she darts out. By now you would think that she'd learn

2017-08-01 09:40
+5
......
Same here. My cat goes in and out and snaps the blinds

2017-08-01 09:09
+27
.......
Rositas

2017-07-22 16:06
+7
The new BlazBlue game is looking pretty...interesting
Monster Hunter Worlds tho

2017-07-21 19:20
+9
Yay
Sounds like a plan. Let's go get that bitch

2017-07-21 03:12
0
it all makes sense now
Fuck aren't porn

2017-07-19 02:13
+12
Good snek
Top 10 pictures taken before disaster

2017-07-18 01:28
+27
Fiesta de positivos
Firewatch. Un juego de esos que no tiene mucho gameplay pero si una muy buena historia

2017-07-04 17:45
+6
Deviljho = pepino con patas
Imagine usted el Deviljho con los graficos del Monster Hunter World

2017-07-01 08:53
+8
J
Perdon. Me pasa por estar en dos servidores al mismo tiempo

2017-07-01 08:48
+9
J
Nadie sabe lo que pasa con el. Muchos dicen que es un mito. Otros dicen que solo recuerdan un dolor de cabeza

2017-07-01 08:43
+22
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Todos los politicos son actores

2017-06-26 08:16
+7
Anime
Why are there octopuses at the zoo. Are they land octopuses?

2017-06-24 10:54
+11
yup
That can also apply to many people in Spain and not only that. But a lot of people all around the world would be watching a Real Madrid v Barcelona. This event is known as "El Clasico" and I am sure more countries are in interested in soccer than Football

2017-06-22 11:11
+52
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Los siete pescados capitales

2017-06-22 08:31
+2
Post in comments
Lifetime supply of tacos and open up a business. Then I'll be able to afford the rest

2017-06-21 00:06
+75
So many good games!
Monster hunter world tho

2017-06-18 18:39
+2
HYPE
Knack 2 baby!

2017-06-14 18:20
+11
Its happening
Pokemon is technically an rpg tho

2017-06-13 19:18
+19
Jojo
I honestly dont know. A friend gave me the picture. And I havent read Steel Ball Run yet

2017-05-31 16:22
0
Jojo
Yes it is

2017-05-31 16:06
+3
Que sas T_T
A mi me paso. Por suerte tenia a Pikachu y creo que esa es la unica forma de salvarse

2017-05-28 13:35
+2
the cancelled a popeye movie for the emoji movie
D-D-Di-Du-Diabetus

2017-05-24 10:57
+1
The Simpson's
Bird-Squeezer are you in any way related to Lizard-Pumper?

2017-05-22 19:24
+4
JonTron is my dad
So did Son tron just reproduced sexually through mitosis

2017-05-17 22:48
+11
Birth of a whale (warning - blood involved)
Ahem actually that isnt a bikini. That is a demonic armor and she is a 10000 year old so she is technically legal

2017-05-17 21:13
+10
Humansception
That is because they are working out together

2017-05-17 11:32
0
:|
Now I'm curious about this comic you saw. Would you mind telling me who posted it or where did you find it?

2017-05-16 00:03
+10
Fuk
And I'm assuming that being a brony is cool? Also neckbeards and fedoras. That must be cool to your standards

2017-05-14 14:44
+1
Fuk
Female horses are not considered girls

2017-05-14 14:36
+2
bees!!!!!!!!!!

2017-05-08 15:56
+11
DARK SOULS.
His fault for not drinking his estus flask

2017-05-05 22:44
+22
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Ah but you see If you are masturbating you probably are watching porn and if you are you are watching one of the trillions of things to not get bored

2017-05-03 08:23
+25
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Anything is a cupholder if you are brave enough

2017-04-30 09:59
+31
Thanks. I try bringing quality retoasts

2017-04-28 09:51
+5
Dissapointment
That wont be possible nor it would be FAA approved given that it would put many people in danger given that it would easily fail

2017-04-25 13:32
+2
Dissapointment
But none of them has been approved except one

2017-04-25 13:29
0
Dissapointment
These types of vehicles. Another problem for this is that if you are flying 400ft from the ground like it designed to. If it fails you wont have time to use a parachute so you'll die

2017-04-25 11:03
+3
Dissapointment
Actually there is a flying car. Well it is a prototype. It is very simplistic in all honesty. The thing is that even though it is fully functional it is not allowed to be out on the streets given that they are attempting to develop a new traffic system for

2017-04-25 11:01
+7
Do it
Gracias señor esqueleto

2017-04-23 21:07
+8
My soldiers will understand this meme
I mean saitama does appear as an easter egg from time to time

2017-04-22 22:39
+7
Lol Wendy's
Oh hey its my face

2017-04-17 18:34
+10
I would line them up so it kills them all
I kill Trump. Bin Laden and Hitler are now my friends. We join forces. We take over the world

2017-04-16 14:31
-11
Wrryyyy
Bungou stray dogs Shingeki no bahamut Drifters Nanbaka

2017-04-14 20:46
+2
Wrryyyy
Yare yare daze

2017-04-14 20:00
+5
Hey kids
Stephen King's "It" remake is looking great

2017-04-05 16:33
+71
some more truth
Not exactly. Vegans would have to eat beans and nuts daily to get the recommended amout of protein the average person obtains from their food

2017-04-03 20:33
+6
some more truth
As a matter of fact they are weaker since they have a lack protein and most likely have an Iron deficiency

2017-04-03 20:27
-3
LolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLolLol
It went to taco bell

2017-04-03 20:14
+10
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I mean i could go into like a stall or something a place where they would have to come at me through a narrow space and just kick em. So 200? Maybe more

2017-03-30 11:09
+10
omg
Back into de rice fields with you

2017-03-30 09:47
+8
If someone dies and splits into a ghost and a skeleton does that mean that person is now two different beings at the same time?

2017-03-22 23:04
+2
definitely an improvement ლ(⍜ ͜ʖ⍜ლ)™
I shall join

2017-03-19 17:38
+12
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
How dare you sir. Reposting my repost. Absolute blasphemy

2017-03-18 23:47
-2
Dark
Right you are

2017-03-15 18:12
+25
Dark
Up and trying to break free. And so this device came to be

2017-03-15 17:09
+26
Dark
Fun fact. This is how the saying "saved by the bell" started. Around those years people got so sick that many passed out or entered a comatose state and were presumed dead. And years later after opening the coffin they were evidence of those people waking

2017-03-15 17:09
+66
............................................................
Well according to XxPuSsyslayrrGaMingxX I'm already a noob and he fucked my mom. He seemed like he knew what he was talking about

2017-03-12 16:05
+2
Counter terrorists vs the jigsaw killer
I'm Artanis from Starcraft/HoTS in Split...you know. I think I'll make it

2017-03-12 10:06
-1
The Doujin is Sensei no Love Curriculum
Nukes

2017-03-10 14:50
+9
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Brooklyn Nine Nine. Love that show

2017-03-10 14:49
+12
Doggo
ggo

2017-03-09 18:51
+26
#THOTPATROL
Mao killed more. He is the dictator that killed the most people. And like Stalin he killed his own people

2017-03-07 14:55
+6
Botw
Probably after Windwaker. Given than the little tree creatures exist. However it could also be after skyward given the amount of Bokoblins but I think its after windwaker making it the most recent event in the timeline

2017-03-07 14:50
+6
WTF BamBam?
We should not discriminate. If he/she is a member of the Klan those are his/her beliefs.

2017-03-06 19:12
+8
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I'm a simple man. I see an emoji I downvote

2017-03-06 19:04
+5
I can't be the only one
I believe that is a zombie from The Walking Dead

2017-03-05 19:59
+6
Amazing
Well doomfist is the reason Orisa was created. He went berserk and attacked an airport. So he is around. Probably going to be the next hero

2017-03-05 12:44
+27
Spin power ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)™
Pardon my ignorance on the matter but i dont get it. The fuck does it mean

2017-03-04 22:34
+17
Follow x Follow
I'm interested in this religion

2017-02-25 19:25
+2

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