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  Source for the cat distribution system

  It’s swamped with cattails.

  11h

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  Extra "protein"

  He’s really down with putting the nut in nut butter.

  22h

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  The Rolls Royce of hillbilly four wheelers

  Fast forward to when she reclines the chair.

  1d

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  Wut?

  “Say ‘Wut’ Again! I Dare You! I Double-Dare You, MF. Say ‘Wut’ One More Goddamn Time!”

  2026-06-05 12:46

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  Selfie priorities

  Memorable photobomb.

  2026-06-03 10:24

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  Generational hater

  First degree grand theft auto.

  2026-06-02 08:43

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  Everywhere

  Gotta do what you can to keep stores afloat in this economy.

  2026-05-29 20:59

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  tea lore

  They’re in for a steep learning curve.

  2026-05-29 08:55

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  Its very rich

  A souped up portfolio there with a lot of liquidity and stock options.

  2026-05-28 16:15

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  You are what you carbine

  Tit for rat tat tat tat.

  2026-05-28 16:10

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  Shes a super model with naturals

  This meme is fire!

  2026-05-28 15:57

  +5
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  i will

  Smart to hedge your bets and avoid questionable assigned duties.

  2026-05-28 10:30

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  2 hymies 1 cup

  I can be pretty slick…prepare for a stroke of genius.

  2026-05-28 09:04

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  Worth every surgery

  Seven hip replacements?!?Seems artificially high.

  2026-05-28 08:24

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  2 hymies 1 cup

  Did that rub you the wrong way? Perhaps we can coin another phrase?

  2026-05-28 08:06

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  2 hymies 1 cup

  I know something that could take the edge off.

  2026-05-27 21:37

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  I get around

  His career is at a crossroads.

  2026-05-27 18:41

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  Robot unemployment

  It’s plane to see that this contraption will really take off.

  2026-05-27 12:12

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  eepy truck

  He got mixed up with the wrong side job.

  2026-05-27 07:59

  +7
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  Skill issue survived

  What a downer.

  2026-05-27 05:58

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  Reposts

  And he’s got your back.

  2026-05-27 05:25

  +3
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  Tiny knight enjoyer

  Surely many happy horse memories riding and being played with.

  2026-05-26 08:23

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  Wong on so many levels

  Chin Tso Hai, on balance.

  2026-05-26 04:34

  +3
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  Look at him. He knows what he did

  In hindsight it’s obvious. Would the dog ever chews differently? In a pig’s ass, he will!

  2026-05-26 04:13

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  rent free

  Even if they have a problem with it, you can ride it out.

  2026-05-25 11:43

  +3
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  Killn it

  People who view themselves as both of those things do tend to get carried away.

  2026-05-25 08:32

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  In dih pendence

  Bro misunderstood poling place.

  2026-05-25 08:15

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  The orb returns

  “Pinky! Are you pondering what I’m pondering?”

  2026-05-25 07:44

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  Truth be told

  I bet they wake up looking fly. They’re fly as hell.

  2026-05-24 23:34

  +5
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  You wanna ride the slide?

  What a let down!

  2026-05-24 16:10

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  Rate it

  I’d say it’s sew sew.

  2026-05-24 16:06

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  A real kick in the mousetrap

  Kids go to Disneyland to kick it with Mickey.

  2026-05-23 21:56

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  Duct taped to a wall

  You can have your pick of the bunch if they go bananas over you and don’t split.

  2026-05-23 21:54

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  Bro's Definitely holding Pyramid

  He has a point there.

  2026-05-23 15:09

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  So close.

  That ramped up the excitement fast!

  2026-05-23 10:24

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  Ai ain't winning

  The novelty is off the scales, tanks for sharing.

  2026-05-22 12:42

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  slop channel

  The legal team will surely have something to say about this. Here, suey suey!

  2026-05-22 10:06

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  cheetah palace

  I see you’re a big fan! Adding a chase lounge is a suggestion you could run with.

  2026-05-22 09:42

  +1
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  Milk is evil

  Evil milk may cause you to recall some bad mammaries.

  2026-05-22 09:16

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  I want one

  He just wanted a light snack.

  2026-05-21 19:03

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  nom nom nom

  Can’t believe they went through with it. You can go to pieces about it but in the end it’s a real wiener.

  2026-05-20 11:27

  +1
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  Canadian jaws

  This is unherd of…prey you’re not next.

  2026-05-20 11:16

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  not yet

  You’re really just gonna sit there and rot away, for peat’s sake?

  2026-05-19 07:46

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  dummy

  Wait too long and you’re in for a hard time…might be left high and dry.

  2026-05-18 21:43

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  What do you mean never?

  He came up short…something’s off.

  2026-05-15 22:57

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  Long horse delivery

  Not many vehicles but he’s really up to his neck in traffic.

  2026-05-15 08:04

  +3
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  anime broadcast

  Brownie points for her achieving that elvish look.

  2026-05-15 07:43

  +3
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  French war crime

  That’s takes a lot of crust to pull off something like that.

  2026-05-15 07:35

  +1
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  ice cream war

  Sure, I scream if you’re axing me.

  2026-05-12 11:46

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  On a sesame seed bun

  Some people wouldn’t be caught dead at a fast food restaurant, but for others there’s no overarching concern.

  2026-05-11 10:23

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  lifehack

  Really raising the bar on home improvement hacks.

  2026-05-11 09:29

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  Battle rabbits

  This is a veiled reference to the fact that nuns always keep their hares covered, which they do by habit.

  2026-05-11 08:56

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  bad turn

  Take it as a signal or a sign that it’s time to hang up your motorcycling pursuits.

  2026-05-11 08:27

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  Ma, I`m on TV

  That reflects well on you.

  2026-05-09 11:43

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  This is what peak female performance looks like

  Breathtaking performance! How does she do it? Nobody nose better than her!

  2026-05-09 11:42

  +3
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  Absolutely unemployed

  Get a load of this - they’ll never see me coming.

  2026-05-08 08:40

  +1
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  sip anyway

  Steep thoughts with the steep.

  2026-05-08 08:31

  +1
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  thief quit

  Some Kant read there.

  2026-05-08 08:25

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  Fuckit Buckets

  They both pail by comparison.

  2026-05-07 06:20

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  You chubby motherfucker! Next time you better start blast...

  This bodes well. Hair he always knows what he’s about to do.

  2026-05-06 15:39

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  Brutal Disharmony

  The only situation that you want to take sitting down.

  2026-05-06 15:25

  +5
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  Peak adult excitement

  Will he stick with that story? Seems unwarranted for the occasion.

  2026-05-06 15:19

  +6
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  student debt

  That’s true, to a certain degree.

  2026-05-06 09:25

  +1
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  Imagine the sound it makes bouncing off your local politi...

  By any measure, you’d think he’d get tired of this.

  2026-05-05 22:14

  +11
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  protein hack

  

  2026-05-05 00:26

  +1
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  Pronounced ’Lĕh-’nérd ’Skin-’nérd

  Why not both?

  2026-05-04 21:07

  +1
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  why tho

  Pi in my eye? This happens constantly.

  2026-05-04 08:38

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  protein hack

  Wheel there’s a grater way to get to get all your protein.

  2026-05-04 08:23

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  Chief NottaInjun blocked the merger

  So…the end result is fewer flights and higher fares.

  2026-05-02 12:15

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  Then he naps every afternoon for the rest of the week.

  That’s mower to the point.

  2026-05-01 20:03

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  Dry as the desert

  Slick advertising.

  2026-04-30 09:41

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  The Learing Center Sales Pitch

  “And we gotz bananas and rice tooo.”

  2026-04-30 09:37

  0
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  Bird said nah

  And now he’s got soar feet.

  2026-04-30 09:19

  +4
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  Cow late to work

  Driver: Oh, it’s pasture pickup time.

  2026-04-30 08:54

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  Might buy a pair today

  You’ll always get off on the wrong foot with those.

  2026-04-29 23:31

  +5
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  I shit you not

  It’s a bit of a stretch but you’re spot on!

  2026-04-29 08:52

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  Use your tail

  Bloody hilarious!

  2026-04-27 20:49

  +3
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  A frog accidentally photobombed a NASA rocket launch.

  “Hey this was my pad…where’d this blasted thing come from?”

  2026-04-27 07:48

  +5
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  Please don't delete me ...

  On the surface things seems hit or miss but when you get down to it, business there has cratered.

  2026-04-25 09:20

  +2
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  Hey hey you you, I don’t like your squirrel

  Laughin' and a-runnin', hey-hey Skippin' and a-jumpin' In the misty morning fog with Our, our hearts a-thumping and you My brown-eyed squirrel And you, my brown-eyed squirrel

  2026-04-22 17:24

  0
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  Infinite buffet

  They’re just ruminating over the trough world they live in.

  2026-04-20 09:15

  0
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  Late night calls never bring peace

  Understandable, she’s been flagged for abuse.

  2026-04-20 08:56

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  Some lessons come with smoke

  As happens with false information, you’re following the wrong cent.

  2026-04-20 08:45

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  You shall not pass!

  He’s gone to great lengths to make his point.

  2026-04-18 15:15

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  Nil nada zilch

  Shore about that?

  2026-04-18 08:48

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  When control is lost in the worst way

  Getting control of the situation is key.

  2026-04-17 21:52

  +1
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  Boss deserves a break

  He strait up knocked their block off.

  2026-04-17 21:47

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  Hellooooooo, Nurse!

  It’s all good bro. It can be a rough and tumble place here but it’s a good crowd. Different personalities and kinds of humor; some people just have fun teasing others. If you don’t take things personally and don’t take yourself too seriously, you’ll have the most here - and in life too.

  2026-04-17 19:25

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  Hellooooooo, Nurse!

  Easy tiger…I’m well aware of the stereotype lol….most of us on here know all the stereotypes and we have a lot of fun joking about them. And many of us enjoy wordplay too, which is what virtually all my comments are, in case you didn’t know.

  2026-04-17 18:24

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  Hellooooooo, Nurse!

  Seems personal. Is someone nursing a grudge?

  2026-04-17 16:40

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  Pilots meowing on radio like its tradition

  Some people and their pet peeves.

  2026-04-17 08:50

  +1
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  Bro visited forbidden island

  Now, if it had only been Kendall Jenner with a Pepsi instead…

  2026-04-17 08:46

  +11
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  Cursed seed faces

  Finally, a lotus position I can relate to.

  2026-04-17 08:39

  +2
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  silent terror

  Nice bamboozle you got there.

  2026-04-17 08:34

  +5
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  Becky works but only on her own terms

  Looks like she moves in slow mow.

  2026-04-17 08:26

  +4
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  kindness era

  I’m seeing a pattern here.

  2026-04-17 08:15

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  Aging gracefully now includes a robotic tail

  The tell tail signs of old age.

  2026-04-17 08:13

  +13
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  Fixed anorexia

  It’s the yeast she could do.

  2026-04-16 23:14

  0
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  What even is that

  Got drenched and now there’s a hare out of place.

  2026-04-16 23:05

  +1
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  Even the smallest hearts make amends

  They always come crawling back.

  2026-04-16 22:49

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