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"They don't have to love me, as long as they fear me." - Caligula

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Shield007 | 2013-10-27 16:30

hate those thing

Lonely Computer Guy Net Noob

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Shield007 | 2012-09-28 00:00

True. F***ing. Story

87% 276

Shield007 | 2012-09-24 00:00

Accepted? He also approves

77% 278

Shield007 | 2012-09-20 00:01

iphone sucks

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Shield007 | 2012-09-19 20:01

true story

77% 459

Shield007 | 2012-08-22 13:00

my nuts

88% 430

Shield007 | 2012-08-20 09:01

Interesting horror concept

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Shield007 | 2012-07-16 01:00

tv

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Shield007 | 2012-07-07 21:01

skyrim girls

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Shield007 | 2012-07-06 17:01

ex

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Shield007 | 2012-07-06 13:00

the hijack

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Últimos comentarios

It's nice being a man
I'm back. 5: Hair grows. 6: I wouldn't know. 7: No argument there

2013-12-07 03:07
+1
It's nice being a man
1: Matrilineal marriages. 2: What if it's a business call? 3: Go to beach, you'll need more than jeans. 4: True. Brb

2013-12-07 03:06
+1
The most annoying gamers
@azure NO! Don't leave...

2013-12-07 02:45
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Churchill
Ddog don't lie. When you say "Winston > Eminem", you're trying to sound cultured, but you have no clue what you're talking about. What you need to say is in what aspect "Winston > Eminem." Churchill's a better leader, Eminem's a better rapper

2013-12-06 16:51
+2
I'm starting to use tumblr a bit more
I can't wait for 2101 then, so my zombie can frolic around a replica of the Trade Centre attack

2013-12-06 09:36
+1
R.I.P :'(
Tears are filling people's eyes. Except for Morgan Freeman. He has dollar signs in his eyes now

2013-12-06 09:26
-3
freaking windows 8
@Hob no, no, no, not at all, my good man

2013-12-01 05:46
+4
Da Fuq Bro?
^are you trying to convert us? Awfully hypocritical for a group of people who hate religious conversion, innit?

2013-12-01 05:41
+6
freaking windows 8
@busturd is right, I never needed to reformat or delete anything to upgrade, and I can still play all of those games that I kept from 8.0

2013-12-01 04:17
+11
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Does Japan remind anybody of Red Alert 3?

2013-11-30 03:41
+1
seems legit
^YOU WILL BRING US PART 2 OR ELSE

2013-11-30 03:39
+1
you were sniffing that propane... weren't you squidward.
^Disciple, yes, not to forget Skillet, Demon Hunter, the list goes on

2013-11-30 02:56
+6
Fantastic! said the doctor
Everybody's talking about how fast their internet is, and it takes me a week to download 20 gb

2013-11-29 04:39
+1
true story xD
Lions eating meat is just the NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS. That doesn't seem offensive at all...

2013-11-29 02:51
+1
Da Fuq Bro?
And in America, education is shooting children for wanting a religion (not literally)

2013-11-29 02:46
+3
bucket of cuteness
A bucket of... meat

2013-11-28 07:07
+19
fuck u EA
You are aware that DICE is a subsidiary of EA, right?

2013-11-28 02:46
+2
fuck u EA
Ok, everyone, I just learned that EA's making a next-gen open world Star Wars game... I'm leading the riot in the event it gets cancelled like the rest. Who's with me?

2013-11-27 15:03
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Yeah Science B*tch!
At least I think it was Kant. Either way, very influential ethics philosopher

2013-11-27 11:55
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Yeah Science B*tch!
...problem with that

2013-11-27 11:50
+1
Yeah Science B*tch!
Hell, Aristotle had the idea of the Polis (free men) and Oikos (slaves in a restricted environment). Immanuel Kant, one of the most influential ethics philosophers ever, left women out of his philosophy, claiming they were sub-human. Nobody had a...

2013-11-27 11:49
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Yeah Science B*tch!
^^same here, my good man. Although we must also remember that ethics are periodically contextual. You could have been the best guy ever back then, and still beat women and own slaves (not that I'm condoning it.)

2013-11-27 11:47
+4
Yeah Science B*tch!
Sorry, I should have said TC = Ten Commandments, my bad

2013-11-27 10:58
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Yeah Science B*tch!
In other words, many of those laws were contextual and necessary for the survival of the Hebrews

2013-11-27 10:53
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Yeah Science B*tch!
...depends on what laws and command,emts you're talking about. Leviticus? It was only necessary for the survival of a desert tribe (which the Hebrews were at the time). Besides, the TC don't have particularly bad laws anyway...

2013-11-27 10:50
+1
Yeah Science B*tch!
They're called Rabbis. And by missing books, from my experience, there are two kinds: Apocrypha (which were largely unnecessary) and Pseudepigrapha (which were... bizarre, to say the least). And to say our laws and commandments are still the same, that...

2013-11-27 10:48
+2
:::
Inspirational, yes, but generally terrible

2013-11-27 10:39
+1
Yeah Science B*tch!
That's where Jesus shows up, to fulfill said prophecy and reduce the necessity for excessive divine intervention...

2013-11-27 10:38
-1
Yeah Science B*tch!
^^Most of the OT revolves around a prophecy anyway. Due to the original sin, it would take quite a bit of divine intervention to maintain a following, therefore resulting in violence (even still, Yahweh was not the most violent god back then)

2013-11-27 10:36
0
Yeah Science B*tch!
Scratch that second part. Muslim terrorism was done in extremism. Extremists are the only exception to the pattern

2013-11-27 10:30
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Yeah Science B*tch!
And with regards to the nature of science and God... I support the notion of NOMA. Let the unprovable stay in its realm, and let the provable stay in its magisterium

2013-11-27 10:26
-3
Yeah Science B*tch!
...purpose of amassing wealth and retaining power. Nothing at all to do with faith in general

2013-11-27 10:25
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Yeah Science B*tch!
^and even still, concerning the mass murders in the Bible... that's the Jew's departmemt, they can handle that. CHRISTians are required to follow the teachings of CHRIST i.e. New Testament. Even afterwards, every religious war was done solely for the...

2013-11-27 10:24
-3
Yeah Science B*tch!
^this has little to do with the nature of atheism. This is about killing people of faith because of their faith, which implies killing for the sake of no God

2013-11-27 10:17
-6
fuck u EA
^sounds more like some pretty awesome poetic licence...

2013-11-27 10:13
+6
Yeah Science B*tch!
^Bloody hell, I forgot that (with respect) you're an asshole when it comes to religion. And most of those instances were specifically killing religious people. Of course that's killing in the name of atheism

2013-11-27 10:12
-4
Yeah Science B*tch!
^before anybody asks, look up the War in the Vendee, Cristero War, Pol Pot and Stalin...

2013-11-27 10:01
-2
fuck u EA
^*TOR

2013-11-27 04:02
+11
fuck u EA
The Saboteur (I quite enjoyed it), Battlefield, Mass Effect, The Sims, Spore, FIFA, Medal of Honor, Burnout, Mirror's Edge, Star Wars TOW, the list goes on... problem?

2013-11-27 04:02
+16
true
@Imann either that or the religious folk aren't assholes...

2013-11-26 16:20
-1
250 dogabites
I'm just pissed that you didn't use "petabytes" instead of "dogabytes"

2013-11-26 15:45
+2
wow
In South Africa, we call them taxis

2013-11-26 03:27
+7
tunnn its Craig mabbit
Is that Tintin standing next to Jabba ?

2013-11-26 03:20
+2
please read! it's a thank you for you memedroiders <3
So is there a story behind the mistake, or am I asking too much?

2013-11-25 09:38
+120
True
SCIENTIST IN THE HIZZOUSE!!!!

2013-11-24 07:19
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Do you know?
Because who wants to spend an eternity with a person that makes your life hell?

2013-11-24 05:19
-3
here you go BlackVendetta
He gon'be pissed... or apathetic

2013-11-23 14:50
-2
eminem
But to lead, you must obey...

2013-11-23 07:31
-24
No swagfags!
^^^America has a number of timezones in it, England (Brittany is in France) and Finland do NOT have the same timezones, as each other or USA

2013-11-22 15:41
+2
No swagfags!
Mind if I ask in what region the uploader is? That way I can figure out when to upload as well (being in a Harare time zone and all)

2013-11-22 13:24
+2
Good Question
*your

2013-11-22 03:17
+1
Good Question
^dude, coming from a fellow Christian, just please, stop talking. You're grammar's giving me a headache

2013-11-22 03:16
+1
Nostalgia
That's the scene where he trapped Nazz in a hole for being a "wood-hater."

2013-11-22 03:13
+12
Good Question
You're wearing makeup. Your appearance has little to do with divine intervention

2013-11-21 02:53
+1
Cyanida and Happinessaaaaa
@jacksmith no, it's hanged. When you're talking about hanging a human, the proper past tense verb is hanged

2013-11-21 02:47
+4
Dang it Noah!
^nope, according to antediluvian students, Earth's conditions were perfect to sustain very large lizards from the Creation to the Flood. Matter of fact, the "dinosaurs" did get on, but there's still the matter of evolution (it did not happen 4000 y/a)

2013-11-21 02:27
-2
some good dank
@joe 2+2=ed

2013-11-20 16:28
+2
doge
^

2013-11-20 16:00
+3
ERB
So is that good or bad?

2013-11-20 15:58
+2
Oh, God.
Picture somebody saying "Dawkins... dawkins... oh richard..." during sex and see why atheists never do that

2013-11-20 06:01
+3
Try it. Favorite and tell us your adventures.
@fuimbored have you learned nothing? You NEVER look in a mirror during a dream. Matter of fact, never look in a mirror at night... ok, never look at a mirror, period

2013-11-19 08:01
+7
Well then...
Well if that's immoral, I need to be dragged into the street and stoned to death...

2013-11-19 03:54
+1
hmmm
^Utilitarianism and faith are not mutually exclusive. Besides, let's define disobedience in a more coherent manner according to the Bible: it means rebellion from those wiser than you, not non-conformity

2013-11-19 03:27
+1
Seriously, help me.
^in Afrikaans... Parents on memedroid? THE WORLD'S GONE MAD!!!!

2013-11-19 01:14
+6
yes
You are a horrible human being and I thank you for your contribution

2013-11-19 01:04
+7
black metal ftw
@MEMESLOL look up backmasking. That explains the technique

2013-11-18 02:46
+5
Just read the Key, I won't do what ever third comment says
Bullshit, I'm from South Africa and I've never had sex...

2013-11-18 02:35
0
still love the game to death, though
^No. No you're not the only one

2013-11-17 04:11
+3
Genius
^the best part is, the society doesn't even exist (Solanas claimes it was more of a mindset). She was still being perfectly serious about what the manifesto says... She also shot Andy Warhol. Just saying

2013-11-17 03:54
+3
Fucking BOOM!
^that's where the problem lies. Ideally, religion is peaceful, and atheism is peaceful. Then you get the fundies and the antitheists that wage pointless "you're dumber than I am" conflicts, while the intelligent of both sides just sit and watch the fun

2013-11-16 17:22
+7
Fucking BOOM!
"yur goin ta hell unless you hate everyone"

2013-11-16 17:15
+2
Fucking BOOM!
People thinking this justifies actively despising people of a different belief WELL IT DOES NOT. What he means is that you can criticise the belief and have an intelligent argument about it, not go all "hurr durr god doesn't exist pasta" or

2013-11-16 17:14
+3
Fucking BOOM!
I mean bitch... but if we compare logs to phalluses, the birch is also relevant

2013-11-16 17:11
-4
Fucking BOOM!
Oh, does that mean we can criticise atheists now? Alright... the more fervent among you are bigots, and look up War in the Vendee, the Cristero War, fucking Communism, Pol Pot and North Korea. Who's more violent now, birch?

2013-11-16 17:08
-8
Dear reposters
misspelling the word "original" doesn't make it quite so "origianol" either

2013-11-16 17:03
+55
Wanna share what it is?
Getting a blowjob... just fix that "won't" to "never" and that pretty much sums up my romantic life

2013-11-16 13:09
0
Genius
^^I think a lot of them think that religion is a solely man-made fabrication, and therefore don't support it

2013-11-16 09:04
+7
Genius
^it's hilarious, man. Of course I am

2013-11-16 08:38
+10
Genius
Let me just point out that casually (ir)religious folk, people of all races, and of both genders/sexual preference deserve the utmost respect. When one thinks another is superior, he/she automatically loses all right to respect and becomes a joke

2013-11-16 07:34
+12
true story
^since your mom, that's when

2013-11-16 07:16
-4
Genius
"Sex is not part of a relationship: on the contrary, it is a solitary experience, non-creative, a gross waste of time." - Another excerpt. Is it bad I exported a copied version to pdf format and now it's on my hard drive?

2013-11-16 06:00
+16
Genius
"Having stripped the world of conversation, friendship and love, the male offers us as paltry substitutes - 'Great Art' and 'Culture'" - S.C.U.M. manifesto... good fucking hell, this is hilarious

2013-11-16 05:30
+18
Genius
^thank you, my friend. I shall enjoy many laughs with this

2013-11-16 05:22
+14
true story
So is this an excuse to be a slut? Ha, nice try

2013-11-16 03:51
+8
Genius
@simpants can you tell me where you read that? I want to laugh at people's stupidity too

2013-11-16 03:49
+16
Is this a repost
^dude, that's China/Korea

2013-11-15 15:47
0
Is this a repost
^^very well, I do apologise for the vulgarity, its intention was quite arbitrary. That does not void my future intentions though

2013-11-15 15:25
0
still love the game to death, though
^not so much reason as it is a vocalised opinion. And to say "milked it" implies that it'll take up a CoD stance and continue in some meaningless way. Which it won't. SR4 is the last one, and I found the story to be a fitting conclusion

2013-11-15 12:54
+6
still love the game to death, though
^and this is just a comment accompanying a downvote. Welcome to the internet, mofugga

2013-11-15 10:41
+9
Is this a repost
No responses? Ok. LET THE VULGARITY COMMENCE next time I see this reposted

2013-11-15 10:21
0
3....2.....1
That, ladies and gentlemen, is humourous

2013-11-15 09:55
+1
win!!!
^do you have a British ancestry, by any chance?

2013-11-15 09:27
+1
Is this a repost
I'm going to present a challenge: the more I see this reposted, the more vulgar my response towards it will be. Who's with me?

2013-11-15 09:12
-1
it is obvious
Got it in 15 minutes. I drew a full abstract diagram, and deduced that German is the answer

2013-11-15 08:20
+1
Is this a repost
^^good for you, have a (CUNT) cookie

2013-11-15 07:32
-8
Is this a repost
@title yes, this is a fucking repost you fucking fuck it's been mothercunting reposted since the fucking first time anybody discovered the twatting concept of anal fucking penetration you cunt

2013-11-15 07:24
-16
awesome pope is still awesome
And if the Mafia were to... "deal" with the Pope, it would be counterproductive. That would create stricter legislations and inhibit the Mafia's operations. So if the Don is smart, Francis has nothing to worry about

2013-11-15 03:03
+18
awesome pope is still awesome
@h4ppyp1lls I'd like to see where the Bible makes a reference to the Pope

2013-11-15 03:02
+17
still love the game to death, though
SR4 was awesome. It was fucking awesome. It had actual intelligent comedy (plus the dildo kills). The references, parodies and political satire were exceptionally executed. I love that game

2013-11-15 02:56
+17
Oh memedroid.
^I don't caaaare, she's pretty

2013-11-14 05:19
-15

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