Últimos comentarios

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  POV your big brother just spawned

  Fuck her

  16h

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  every time

  Its because you're fat

  16h

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  Gigachad CEO

  Atta boy Bob!

  16h

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  Dog mindset

  Shit outside wherever you want

  16h

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  Future looks great

  I miss my Sega and tecmo bowl

  16h

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  Making memes is my passion

  That's how I look right back at her.

  1d

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  good comment

  Dude on the right looks like a modern day Austin Powers

  1d

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  Sleep DLC missing

  Sleep is overrated....its made up by mattress companies

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  understandable

  Put a white hood on the old man

  1d

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  Wellness budget well spent

  Fattening up the goats for the slaughter

  1d

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  it's him

  Your girlfriend just got railed and she immediately felt guilty so she texted you, probably with a load still in her

  2026-07-28 07:54

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  Save Steve

  The grocery store in my little town must've done the same thing with Chi Chi's tortilla chips, saw a display in the freezer section yesterday! Theyre everywhere!

  2026-07-28 07:53

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  Night shift forever

  I worked graveyard shift for a lot of years, loved it!...especially after work, drinking beers early morning, people looking at you like youre an alcoholic...good times

  2026-07-28 07:47

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  Worst appointment

  You only got one?

  2026-07-27 15:05

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  minimum wage

  So what you're saying is if fondled by a Disney character, short ones OK, tall ones BAD?...thanks for the info

  2026-07-27 14:58

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  Explain that then

  Happens more than you know...pickers shit andcpiss in the fields rather than use the shitter, Salinas, CA is a toilet!

  2026-07-27 14:53

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  She's someone's Abuelita

  Hello, Tito?...yeah its me Miguel....we're putting the band back together

  2026-07-26 20:15

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  Worse than a cum rag

  I was in a Thai restaurant just about 5 years ago and the mens bathroom still had one of these and people were using it...

  2026-07-26 20:08

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  Pictographs are so hot right now.

  I screw commas, I nut commas, I bolt periods

  2026-07-25 09:33

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  Main character clocked out

  Wtf...you live in Seattle or what?!!!

  2026-07-24 11:03

  +1
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  Just add waterslides

  Helluva drone target

  2026-07-24 11:00

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  damn

  Well yea because his face isn't plastered across social media 24/7, and hes probably not in it to get rich, just enjoys playing classical music...id listen to him before I listen to anything Swift has ever done!

  2026-07-22 09:02

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  Money can't buy happiness but it helps a lot

  8 ball for 160

  2026-07-22 09:00

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  Everything gets cheaper except the important stuff

  I've become a fan of this guy, speaks the truth...says shit most politicians are afraid to say

  2026-07-22 08:43

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  Airport Chili's soulmate test

  She did butt stuff on the first date

  2026-07-22 08:27

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  Freddie saw it coming

  Freddy saw a lot cumming

  2026-07-22 08:26

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  Professional grade hating

  A degree... what a waste!

  2026-07-22 08:25

  +1
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  Main character clocked out

  Fuck Starbucks!...support your local coffee shop!

  2026-07-22 08:24

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  How to farm your happiness chemicals

  Cocaine

  2026-07-22 08:22

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  A house? In this economy?

  9-5???!!!

  2026-07-22 08:20

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  Washing machine joined the orchestra uninvited

  Theyre recording the new Sony washing machine tone

  2026-07-21 14:35

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  ChatGPT versus the Bible lore goes crazy

  Ask if it can quote The Black Bible

  2026-07-21 14:33

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  Men will keep the same wallet until it becomes dust

  Domesticplatypus.com and they are sold out!

  2026-07-21 12:27

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  busy nothing

  I prefer "Shenanigans"

  2026-07-21 08:30

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  Men will keep the same wallet until it becomes dust

  I will have that wallet!

  2026-07-21 08:24

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  I saw her in Walmart yesterday

  Looks like a pic taken at the gorilla exhibit at the zoo

  2026-07-21 08:17

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  No idea what this is about.

  I'll have the spicy tuna roll

  2026-07-20 20:05

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  dongs in a bank

  Donald Sutherland playing a hippie in a WWII film before hippies existed is amazing!

  2026-07-19 10:32

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  dongs in a bank

  Karl-Otto Alberty, born in Berlin, Germany...very well known German Actor.

  2026-07-19 10:31

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  a tale as old as time

  

  2026-07-19 10:09

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  goat speedrun

  Do it.....

  2026-07-16 11:22

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  Edible mountain speedrun

  that mountain was 20 foot high if it was a foot!

  2026-07-16 11:16

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  Bird naming was wild

  I think i know its cousin....the big backed cock gobbler

  2026-07-13 07:44

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  Time to get the boogieboard out of storage

  That looks like gator country swim fast!

  2026-07-13 07:41

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  Harvard here we come

  This would come in handy in a jail cell

  2026-07-13 07:38

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  Sorry

  Welcome to Jurassic Cock!

  2026-07-11 18:48

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  life explained

  "Stripe Clubs"

  2026-07-10 08:45

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  drip secured

  Q: How much shade do you need? A: All of it!

  2026-07-10 08:44

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  Normal Stone

  Great in the 60s and 70s, shit band since then for sure!

  2026-07-08 10:15

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  one time

  Whore

  2026-07-08 10:13

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  Parenting math

  As a parent myself, this is an absolutely spot on statement!

  2026-07-08 10:12

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  Water gun menace

  Nothing a good ass beating wouldn't fix!

  2026-07-06 16:29

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  tiny broke

  My son always filled his pockets with snacks

  2026-07-06 16:28

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  Gas station stance

  That's called VD

  2026-07-06 16:19

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  Protect the bag

  Fuck you, Larry!

  2026-07-06 16:16

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  Blame the robber barons

  So

  2026-07-06 10:03

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  Cool Tradition

  Looks pretty gay to me

  2026-06-26 17:46

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  Straights Cant Handle The Worst Part

  Were not gay you dumb bitch!

  2026-06-26 17:45

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  Too much meat. Not enough mayo.

  Its not a sandwich until you open it up and add some plain Lays potato chips

  2026-06-21 10:17

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  bedtime patch

  Kudos to mom for putting the game on a timer....personally id use a Clapper!

  2026-06-19 14:59

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  Bamboo warfare

  Where all my VC homies at???...

  2026-06-18 12:53

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  character growth

  I cant even make fun of this, good for him!

  2026-06-18 12:49

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  Accent final boss

  British

  2026-06-18 12:47

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  collecting debuffs

  Thats small pox

  2026-06-17 10:41

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  Paternity denied

  Its like a hard-core Conservative dad having a green haired liberal son...

  2026-06-17 10:40

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  Rare dad unlocked

  

  2026-06-17 10:36

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  finally bro

  But what about David Keith?!!!

  2026-06-17 10:33

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  Inheritance loading

  Pitt: keep my last name out yo muthafukin mouth!

  2026-06-17 10:31

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  Friend shaped

  Your mom's an ambush predator

  2026-06-12 17:31

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  Finally leaked

  Dill hole

  2026-06-12 17:29

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  The 80s cheatcode

  31k in the 80s is like 130k today.

  2026-06-10 10:00

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  Engineer ASMR

  My nut starts to loosen with some vibrating too

  2026-06-08 12:00

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  Rare boss W

  I think the old bag got off pretty easy

  2026-06-08 11:57

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  Can't hold this guy

  Well duh...he has a hatchet!

  2026-06-06 12:41

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  Peak male therapy

  Fuck yeah

  2026-06-04 14:55

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  Costco chess move

  Your husband just bought 2 illegals to wash and dry dishes for a month

  2026-06-04 14:54

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  orange mode

  That cat is a combination of the last 4 Presidents

  2026-06-04 14:50

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  absolute legend

  I remember watching this documentary in elementary school...they made a movie about him also

  2026-06-03 09:35

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  They don't make faces

  Check out the Peter Lorre film "M"...great movie.

  2026-06-03 09:33

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  Clocked out mentally

  Marriage will do the same thing

  2026-06-02 10:06

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  Hello Kitty.

  Kinda weird....I like it

  2026-05-31 16:15

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  Over time, I've found this to be true.

  That smile on his face...

  2026-05-31 16:15

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  Climbers easy Game

  Challenge accepted

  2026-05-31 10:17

  +2
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  Apple Bottom

  A cracklin' breakfast

  2026-05-31 10:15

  +1
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  yes

  You may want to look up Michael Tell...

  2026-05-28 15:38

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  Actually fair

  They cover high school parking lots in my hometown in CA, I believe theyre doing all schools now

  2026-05-28 15:36

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  Actually fair

  I go back to my hometown in CA occasionally and the school district has done this to all the parking lots at all the area high schools and are now doing the elementary schools.

  2026-05-28 15:35

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  Raised by daylight

  My dad worked a swing shift and had full custody of us 3 boys, we wouldn't see my dad until Saturday morning typically...we were hellions as kids in the 70s and 80s and we all turned out fine and are all successful!

  2026-05-28 15:30

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  Therapy speedrun

  Dude looks like the serial killer/pedophile/incest/child rapist...Marcus Wesson

  2026-05-22 09:38

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  squirrel rage

  Thicc

  2026-05-22 09:34

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  Can you blame him?

  I have no problem with this, I just hope he maybe filed a complaint or something so that he at least asked for help before shooting the nigs...not that you need a reason, just vindication

  2026-05-22 09:32

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  new fear

  Indian street food will have thay effect on you

  2026-05-21 16:45

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  cinema peak

  They captured Meryl Streeps vagina perfectly

  2026-05-21 16:41

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  not covered

  Doctor: you need this surgery to live! Random employee at Insurance company: you dont need that, declined!

  2026-05-20 10:10

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  National tragedy

  The last Hooters I was in, the waitresses were not attractive, very rough looking and 2 of em were very pregnant...

  2026-05-18 16:38

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  Fortunately I'm married so I'm prevented from doing this ...

  Meow

  2026-05-17 13:19

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  Are you fatigued yet?

  Its official!...when I start my own band we will be called 'White Flight'!!!

  2026-05-17 13:18

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  What do you prefer? The new or the old logo?

  They're both cum barrels

  2026-05-17 13:16

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  The lament of the lanyards

  Girls like guys with skills....I have boondoggle skills

  2026-05-17 13:15

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  Small piece of advice

  That frog looks like he's heading into battle on his armored amphibious vehicle

  2026-05-17 13:12

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