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  so sad

  The saddest one was the one where he put $50 into his gas tank and it still wasn't a full tank.

  2023-07-16 18:34

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  wtf did he do

  Well he's Black so I doubt he cares. It's common knowledge that colored people don't read.

  2023-07-16 13:25

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  Shit getting stale

  I thought that was only the one in my city. I didn't know they all kept the Covid hours.

  2023-07-16 13:22

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  These mfs

  My son literally broke his leg about 12-13 years ago while using one of these.

  2023-07-16 13:20

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  Edging

  For anyone else who wasn't sure WTF he meant exactly, I Googled it and apparently "edge" is the point right before a dude blows his load.

  2023-07-13 14:33

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  How do you like your meat?...besides on your grill!

  "Jewify my steak." I gotta remember that one.

  2023-07-13 11:41

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  Untitled

  Good for you, brother! She's ready to commit and that's a good fucking sign. I hope all goes well with you two.

  2023-07-11 16:05

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  Untitled

  (cont.)....at this point, you both should have an idea of how you feel about each other. Also, if she turns you down, it may mean she doesn't even want to be committed. Just my two cents. Thanks for taking the time to reply and good luck with her.

  2023-07-08 16:46

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  Untitled

  (cont.) she may take it as you just want a piece of ass and have no intention of making her the only girl you want to be with. On the flip side, if you ask her and she turns you down, and she may, you'll at least know where you stand. I think... (cont.)

  2023-07-08 16:43

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  Untitled

  Don't beat yourself up too bad, every guy gets cold feet sometimes. Any guy who has experience with girls that says otherwise s a liar. IMO, it's a perfectly good time to see if she wants to take it to the next level. If you wait too long to ask...(cont.)

  2023-07-08 16:38

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  Untitled

  Good luck no matter what you decide. May I ask how long have you been seeing her, and how many times have you gone out?

  2023-07-08 08:20

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  lmfao

  Many people had heat exhaustion in the summer. I came close, but never got it. Heat stroke is far worse & was rare but it did occur. My brother landscaped for years & the heat kicked his ass sometimes. It's no joke. You gotta stay hydrated.

  2023-07-07 20:19

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  lmfao

  Wow..... just wow. You're a teacher that's bitching about taking school kids outside? I'm not sure I even know how to respond to that.

  2023-07-07 18:42

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  lmfao

  Ok, you're just trolling. Not gonna lie, I really thought you were serious at first. I even had a different comment typed but deleted it & wrote a different one in case you were a troll. I was damn close to putting my foot in my mouth.

  2023-07-07 18:35

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  lmfao

  Can't tell if you're serious or trolling.

  2023-07-07 18:16

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  lmfao

  Have you ever worked in a steel mill? I'm just asking since there aren't a ton of mills around anymore so I don't come across someone who works in one very often.

  2023-07-07 17:13

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  lmfao

  Yes we were. Some jobs are ok but the pits & melt shop are a nightmare. It's so hot you have to wear long johns to protect you. Zero airflow, clothes smolder/catch fire, hardhat melts while gunning the furnace & high risk of getting heat stroke/exhaustion.

  2023-07-07 13:49

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  lmfao

  I've worked in steel mills for almost 20 years, mostly in the bottom pour and melt shop. The summer conditions are too brutal to accurately convey here. When someone bitches to me how hot their job is, I just roll my eyes internally.

  2023-07-07 12:08

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  Mechanics ripping off women

  If oil prices continue to skyrocket, it won't be long until this is a reality.

  2023-07-07 11:50

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  Happy birthday cake

  Uhhhhh......maybe if you're getting married on your birthday? Seriously though, I didn't even notice I fucked up. An upvote for catching it, sir.

  2023-07-07 00:16

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  Happy birthday cake

  I think there's a lot more than $150 there. Even so, a wedding cake could cost much, much more than whatever amount of money there is here. Especially with Bidenflation off the charts.

  2023-07-06 23:39

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  Chihuahua vs snail

  Holy shit! This could seriously be a scene straight out of Hollywood. Move over Cujo, White Fang and all other posers, you've been overthrown. That doggo is the most bad ass dog I've seen in a long time.

  2023-07-06 09:41

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  NYC Hate Crime Statistics 2021 -bars represent persons ar...

  Gee, who would've ever thought that. Why we put up with these savages is unfathomable, especially when the solution is so simple & would be very easy to accomplish. Even worse, we're forced to shut up and confirm them when they cry how oppressed they are.

  2023-07-06 09:25

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  Title

  Yeah except Fauci, or as he likes to call himself, "The Science", has been wrong about everything on Covid. He lied before congress and to the American people. Fauci lied, people died. He should be prosecuted.

  2023-07-06 03:32

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  At least there's minecraft on his desktop

  You know what, I'm actually kinda with you on that. I've grown to enjoy awkward situations, even if I'm the one who looks bad. I call them "Seinfeld situations" because that show is great at them. It can be worth it just to see people's reactions.

  2023-07-06 03:28

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  Merica

  The whole "Pride" thing is the worst stain on America, even worse than slavery. Yes, even worse than that. Anyone who supports what this "Pride" madness has become should be eradicated from society.....cut out like a bleeding cancer.

  2023-07-05 16:21

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  Murica

  If it's accurate, it smells like an amalgamation of K-Y products, Bud Light, STD's, queers, cucks, used condoms, demented presidents and female Army members with lesbo moms.

  2023-07-05 16:13

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  Ridin

  Singing is permitted, but I wouldn't whistle if I were you.

  2023-07-05 15:58

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  Bill nye the Russian spy

  He has abandoned his scientific origins and has aligned himself with the insane gender ideology of the far left propagandists. I was never a huge Nye fan, but I have always respected him. Sadly, now I can no longer say I even respect him.

  2023-07-05 15:58

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  At least there's minecraft on his desktop

  Ok, I'm going to use the excuse that I am looking on my phone and didn't even realize he was covering his face until I just now zoomed in on him so you may be right. That being said, I stand by my comment that there are no societal norms these days.

  2023-07-05 15:52

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  Title

  Of course it's a coincidence. Only a right-wing, science denying Nazi would even question it. Everyone needs to get vaccinated and get every booster available. They are safe and effective.

  2023-07-05 15:47

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  Try reading one

  Fool me once.....

  2023-07-05 15:42

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  At least there's minecraft on his desktop

  I'm not sure this person even forgot to change it. These days people believe you have to accept everything, anything and everyone as "normal". That being said, he very well may not have had an ounce of shame. There is no standard for normalcy these days.

  2023-07-05 15:40

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  So sad

  Not gonna lie....

  2023-07-05 15:36

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  Cooking

  I'm ashamed to say I do this very thing.

  2023-07-05 15:23

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  Design based on inertia & blood

  For those who don't know: this was designed to painlessly kill the person who wanted to ride it. It was mostly meant for the terminally ill.

  2023-07-05 00:17

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  Accurate dark humor meme

  10/10-Would still bang.

  2023-07-02 21:20

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  Happy birthday meme

  Didn't you see the meme that was posted just a few spots before this one? They didn't wish you one because they don't know it's your birthday. Happy Birthday from me, though!

  2023-06-28 01:59

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  I wonder why.............ohhh

  Awwww.....that's cute.

  2023-06-27 09:39

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  Awww

  I'm sorry, but that pic on the right is fucking terrifying. That look in his eyes......like he's seen shit.

  2023-06-27 09:37

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  We didn't know

  Yeah, I agree. Whether you agree or disagree with how, or even if, an animal should be killed for some reason, I think we can all agree that it should be done as humanely as possible. In my opinion, a burlap sack tossed in a lake isn't exactly humane.

  2023-06-25 20:33

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  We didn't know

  Unpopular opinion here, but as cute as kittens may be, they will grow up to be nuisance animals almost all the time. You can argue it's not humane, but that's how kittens were often "taken care of" back in the day. Just saying.

  2023-06-25 19:24

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  Q

  That's sew cool.

  2023-06-25 19:21

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  them Californians aren’t so smart are they

  I'm in Pa. & I think Deliverance took place in W.V. but I'm close. I'm sure there is some inbreeding here but, yes, we're known for fishing as well as hunting. You can disagree with me but c'mon, check out the catfish in my pic. It's a monster.

  2023-06-21 19:56

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  them Californians aren’t so smart are they

  California is also known for having the worst political policies in the country. You can say there are only a handful of bad politicians, but it doesn't change the fact that they are ruining the state. There is a mass exodus happening right now.

  2023-06-21 19:50

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  them Californians aren’t so smart are they

  Phones suggest the wrong words all the time so there is no shame in not catching all of them and having 1 or 2 slip by from time to time. My phone does the same ducking thing.

  2023-06-21 19:45

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  them Californians aren’t so smart are they

  Yes, I'd say that the brainless comparison is true of all, or almost all, the people running the country. However, California gets extra points for their extremely destructive liberal policies. Just my opinion.

  2023-06-21 18:39

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  them Californians aren’t so smart are they

  You misspelled innovation. But seriously, Srsly_, I'll give you there are a lot of innovative people working for tech companies there, but the people running the state have no brains. That's undeniable.

  2023-06-21 18:37

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  them Californians aren’t so smart are they

  So basically the headline is "California man has a hole in his skull where his brain should be". No one is surprised. California is known for their brainless people.

  2023-06-21 17:02

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  This is real

  Trilogy of Terror?

  2023-06-21 08:23

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  Baby

  I thought that the baby only had 1 leg at first.

  2023-06-20 23:37

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  Ambasachad

  I can't tell if this dude is real or a Lord from Game of Thrones.

  2023-06-20 16:55

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  Damn cinematic genius

  The fact he took on a movie scene as foul and disgusting as that one was and really nailed it is testament to his dedication to his craft. I don't know if I could've powered through that.That is, like, so gross and stuff.

  2023-06-20 04:32

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  Cheap ass...

  Damn, $2 is pretty damn cheap. In my city, the cheapest you can pick up a crack whore for is about $10. I mean, that's what I've heard people claim. Personally, I wouldn't know.

  2023-06-19 23:40

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  Comedy Hour

  It's sad that people can't see the truth when it's laid out in front of them. To some people, it only matters who tells them their news, not if it's factual. There are people who've been programmed to hate Tucker, so he can never be right about anything.

  2023-06-19 09:55

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  Comedy Hour

  A lot of people don't like a lot of Tucker's opinions, and don't like him overall, and that's fine. But you have to give him credit for telling the truth about big pharma, Ukraine/Russia, Nord Stream, Assange, etc.

  2023-06-19 09:48

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  Comedy Hour

  This must have been made before Fox got rid of Tucker. Tucker Carlson was the only guy on mainstream media that would tell the truth about anything so I have to give Fox credit for that much. Sadly, that isn't the case anymore.

  2023-06-19 03:18

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  Keep scrolling

  I've been using the app for over a decade but I don't think I was ever even on the website. Thanks for the info.

  2023-06-18 00:48

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  I would love to

  I never thought I'd say it, but these days there are many other different groups out there I'd eradicate much sooner than the furries. How troubling is that? SMH

  2023-06-17 15:23

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  Think I'll pass

  I didn't even catch the dookie cough until I saw the comments. I read it as "cookie dough".

  2023-06-17 15:18

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  Keep scrolling

  Above? Doesn't it have to be either the right or the left? Don't know why I even care.

  2023-06-17 15:09

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  Eat shit & die

  I don't know where this is from, but does that dude resemble Danny Trejo?

  2023-06-17 15:04

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  The most memorable Green Mile scene

  Fucking right. His fate was well deserved. He earned every bit of it.

  2023-06-16 22:53

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  The most memorable Green Mile scene

  I'm thinking the most memorable moment was the botched electrocution..... just not in the heart warming kind that this scene was. Just my opinion.

  2023-06-16 20:32

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  What a chad

  He's Black. No doubt the fact she was smoking while pregnant was just a coincidence.

  2023-06-16 20:26

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  Become Ungovernable

  Killdozer II: Bulldozing through the Bullshit.

  2023-06-16 20:23

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  Genius

  I remember this a few years back. If memory serves, there was a lawsuit filed against him or, at the very least, he was threatened with a lawsuit.

  2023-06-15 17:14

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  He dead

  This is a typical democrat lawmaker who claims to be a gun "expert", like how they call every semiautomatic gun an "automatic assault weapon" and calls for a nationwide ban.

  2023-06-13 22:39

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  Transformers movies

  I'm waiting for GoBots the movie to come out, not some cheap ass, low-class knock off known as Transformers.

  2023-06-13 18:13

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  Oscar refuses to use the life insurance payout

  Of course, my friend. Always happy to help out a fellow Memedroider.

  2023-06-10 20:41

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  Oscar refuses to use the life insurance payout

  It's basically an imaginary dark backstory for Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street and explains why he is the way he is. On Sesame Street, he's portrayed as, well, as a grouch that hates the world and isn't happy with anything.

  2023-06-10 20:36

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  Oscar refuses to use the life insurance payout

  Every time I see this it cracks me up as much as the first time I saw it.

  2023-06-10 20:33

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  The Denniscrats

  In spite of 24/7 "Russia, Russia, Russia", they still weren't able to convince the public. The Democrats are nothing if not persistent.

  2023-06-07 10:10

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  3 New Unicorns

  Adderall is a helluva drug.

  2023-06-07 10:07

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  145 calendar days in the year for these people

  You're one of the lucky ones, too, eh? My son also does.*Edit* I should have said his birthday falls on Trans Awareness Month.

  2023-06-06 19:09

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  needs woodchipper

  This is extremely believable but please, for the love of all that is holy, please tell me this is Photoshopped.

  2023-06-05 22:22

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  Absolutely worthless

  I hear ya'. Seems we have something in common.

  2023-06-05 22:04

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  Absolutely worthless

  Good point. What gets me is when I get a 24 oz. bottle of, say, Pepsi, it's considered 2 servings. I don't know why they don't just call the bottle 1 serving. Call me stingy but I've never shared a 24 oz. pop with anyone so to me it's just 1 serving.

  2023-06-05 21:25

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  Absolutely worthless

  I agree that portion sizes in the US are insanely big when you go to restaurants. I understood this as meaning the serving sizes listed in things like potato chips bags and pop bottles. The serving size of ice cream is only 2/3 cup.

  2023-06-05 21:15

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  Absolutely worthless

  Even when I wasn't a fat ass, I thought that suggested serving sizes were almost always insanely small. Just my opinion.

  2023-06-05 21:06

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  145 calendar days in the year for these people

  Yay! I get 2 of these abominations. Asexual Awareness Week and, especially for my birthday, Intersex Awareness Day. Lucky me!

  2023-06-05 09:33

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  Already fighting ww3 btw

  You forgot to mention indoctrinating our children to the sick LGBT lifestyle.

  2023-06-04 19:29

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  Title

  A Slime appears!

  2023-06-04 19:28

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  Choke on Small Bones

  R.I.P. Cotton.

  2023-06-04 19:21

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  Rest in peace to an absolute legened

  I'm first too.

  2023-06-04 19:17

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  Title

  You know what would be awesome? If they made the font size even smaller. Yeah, that would be fucking awesome.

  2023-06-04 16:30

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  Comment which and why.

  No Smokey and the Bandit?

  2023-06-04 16:26

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  G

  Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Fuhrer

  2023-06-04 16:24

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  You know what it means

  I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

  2023-06-04 16:22

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  A well crafted plan

  A better idea would be for the dog to simply show the cat who's boss and jack the cat up, walk by and go take a nice mid afternoon nap.

  2023-06-04 16:18

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  A well crafted plan

  That's every cat breed.

  2023-06-04 16:16

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  Gradutate Such a fart smeller

  At first I was looking for a typo in the news headline at the bottom and was very confused.

  2023-06-04 13:07

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  Never let your guard down

  That seems very plausible.

  2023-06-02 07:51

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  doing a hat crime

  I have to agree that the government, along with big tech and woke companies, are the real problem. They need to be completely reformed, if not destroyed altogether. On that note I'm gonna go crash. I'm taking my mom to the doctor early. Good talking.

  2023-06-02 01:36

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  doing a hat crime

  I've never been to prison, but I know enough people who have been there and told me all about prison politics. I agree about the race war and believe a 2nd Civil War would make the 1st look like child's play.....very ugly. We don't want that.

  2023-06-02 01:12

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  Happy Jurassic June everyone!

  It's time we eradicate "LGBT Pride" for June and replace it with Jurassic Park. Who's with me?

  2023-06-02 00:58

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  Happy Jurassic June everyone!

  It's been 30 years? WTF! I'm officially an Old Head. I saw that movie 6 times when it was in the theater. It was, and still is, a great movie. The effects were way ahead of it's time.

  2023-06-02 00:56

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  doing a hat crime

  Kudos for catching my name. You're spot on about a caged animal. If current trends continue, I believe it will get ugly. Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

  2023-06-02 00:41

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  doing a hat crime

  Fair enough. I believe all races and cultures deserve to be preserved, but current trends want to destroy the White race. We're viewed as enslavers, thrives and destroyers. Modern society is forcing White people's hands to push back and I don't blame them.

  2023-06-02 00:21

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  doing a hat crime

  Yeah, I'm with you on that one. Sorry, not sorry. Those freaks are a bridge, a very long bridge, too far. They want to celebrate pedophilia and demand you participate in their insane beliefs about gender.

  2023-06-02 00:05

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