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  2026-10-02 08:09

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  Title goes here

  “likewise also that women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control, not with braided hair and gold or pearls or costly attire, but with what is proper for women who profess godliness—with good works. ” 1 Timothy 2:9-10

  2026-10-02 08:08

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  Pick none

  It's faster than just about anybody else's and it produces 95% of the researched used in all modern medicine.

  2026-09-28 11:08

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  Anyone else share this perspective?

  You'll have to build a robot for that. And that robot wouldn't need AI.

  2026-09-26 20:34

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  Go look up JsFck

  2026-09-21 18:57

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  nostalgia

  My wife picked up the whole show from our local library for our 2 year old to watch.

  2026-09-21 18:51

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  Oh damn

  Racist feminist was not on my bingo card for stratton.

  2026-09-18 13:29

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  Ok I'm running out of good ones

  It seems a new NPC patch dropped

  2026-09-17 17:42

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  Uncle Ruckus Wins Again

  Gronk not kill kids. Gronk protect tribe from lady that kills kids.

  2026-09-16 19:10

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  xrockinzombiex I wanna have your baby

  Everything good about the iPhone existed in a Samsung Galaxy for years before Apple adopted it.

  2026-09-14 07:38

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  Just watch

  .... documented their history well enough (or just recently enough) that we know who and how it was all built. We also know that nobody else had anything like the aqueducts that the Romans built, nor any of their other engineering marvels that persist now.

  2026-09-12 12:25

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  Just watch

  The pyramids are older than just about all known civilizations.there is no documentstion of their construction, at least none that's been found, so nobody knows anything about the construction or the builders. Westerners....

  2026-09-12 12:21

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  Hilarious

  Was he black? He looked mediterranean to me.

  2026-09-11 14:47

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  Lol

  This is written from the Bride's perspective

  2026-09-09 10:12

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  See to believe

  One absolute gigachad said she has to be held accountable. He deserves a Medal of Freedom.

  2026-09-05 14:20

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  *sighs

  There is a wheel in a room with a web developer. His task is to not reinvent it. The door to the room is unlocked and open. This task is considered impossible by many.

  2026-09-03 14:31

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  money well spent

  We also did steal El Presidente on a whim and completely obliterated Iran's entire navy. Not exactly an unimpressive waste.

  2026-09-01 11:47

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  Haha

  Considering OP's new pfp, It's not the :rapists: fault, the testosterone made him do it. You can't blame him for what his hormones made him do.

  2026-09-01 11:08

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  Tolkien was literally a hobbit

  Hobbits are a stand-in for the English every man, so yea, he would describe himself as a Hobbit.

  2026-09-01 08:11

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  Fence removal gone professional

  "Dig up the thing to get it out of the dirt" Cool thanks I needed that.

  2026-08-31 20:12

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  Rockstar knows GTA 6 has basically zero room to miss

  Not the statement a confident team makes...

  2026-08-28 20:56

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  Wedding speedrun cancelled

  Unquestionably correct desicion

  2026-08-25 18:01

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  Dongs In A GuideBook

  Not so useless for modern women, it would seem

  2026-08-25 15:03

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  family meeting

  One of the most reasonable instances for CPS to be called.

  2026-08-24 17:40

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  Artists chose violence

  I mean, yea, go for it. Could not care less.

  2026-08-24 09:02

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  At this point, moderation is just an open net

  Dont forget the dinosaur guy lately

  2026-08-22 21:13

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  Taxation is extortion

  Youre better off getting mad that your government isn't doing what you pay it for, like putting useless criminals to death.

  2026-08-22 16:25

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  Basic human maintenance

  We call these people toddlers

  2026-08-22 15:34

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  Going to hell in a handbasket

  Gaming has never again reached the peaks of Halo LAN parties.

  2026-08-21 17:26

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  Yeah just call it hat

  I love my chinaman hat. I bought this hat at an amusement park a decade ago. Theyre quite robust.

  2026-08-21 15:15

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  Gene Wilder's Wonka had actual menace

  Johnny Depp's Wonka defintely kills people for fun on long weekends.

  2026-08-21 12:07

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  Den of vipers

  It's just Islam. The only part of Nazism that isn't also a native aspect of Islam is the 'white people are the master race' part.

  2026-08-18 17:35

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  Get a load of this bitch

  If you fail to deliver a profitable product for a decase, you should be thankful all you got was fired.

  2026-08-16 17:30

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  Interestingly interesting

  I mean, we're all sinners, so what is your point?

  2026-08-07 14:12

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  Lore brain unlocked

  When Halo lore wasn't lame and gay.

  2026-08-06 19:18

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  Biblical foreshadowing unlocked

  An omnipresent, incomprehenible truth that always was? I think you might be onto something with that...

  2026-08-05 00:04

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  Biblical foreshadowing unlocked

  Just as a painting mandates a painter, a law mandates an author, or time mandates history, creation mandates a creator. Do not let yourself be deluded into rejecting this basic fundament of reality

  2026-08-04 17:57

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  Stares in quantum superposition

  That's not a difficult task for a computer. The most time consuming part would be drawing the text on screen. It's like a pickup truck towing a wheel barrow.

  2026-08-04 14:46

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  Biblical foreshadowing unlocked

  The existence of [thing] demands a cause/source/origin/etc. All of existence therefore also demands a cause/source/origin/etc, also known as a Creator. Someone who exists outside of natural reality that requires no source to exist.

  2026-08-04 13:39

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  let him cook

  The house centipede who made this could probably type really fast with all those legs.

  2026-08-04 13:33

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  Spain wildfire

  What an apt analogy for their immigration policy

  2026-07-30 19:13

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  I'm doing my part

  It do be like that sometimes

  2026-07-30 19:11

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  let go

  Halo, I still play the originals though.

  2026-07-24 11:35

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  Let me roast advertisers

  My opinion is immediately "boycott this" if an advertisement ever interrupts whatever I'm doing.

  2026-07-22 17:16

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  budget jumpscare

  Those are earnings. Iron Lung was a $3mil budget, fronted entirely by Markiplier himself. Backrooms was A24, so idk budget, but probably in the $10-50mil. range

  2026-07-20 11:37

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  always

  Are you ordering from a hoapital bed?

  2026-07-18 12:00

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  YouTube Shorts is coming for the dislike button too

  Imagine watching shorts

  2026-07-17 08:38

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  Make rapists incarcerated again

  If you see justice in this, then I hope you receive the exact same justice that the President got.

  2026-07-16 12:30

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  need money

  I have the perfect space for this, but I would need to remove my jetted tub to do it.....

  2026-07-09 20:23

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  fit check

  Armor like this also told your enemies that you had money. They were more likely to try and ransom you instead of killing you, given the chance.

  2026-07-08 16:42

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  No that's not it

  If you dont work, you dont eat

  2026-07-05 13:29

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  Xqc

  I would be interested to know which of Jesus' teachings OP is thinking of....

  2026-07-05 13:21

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  Quarter life DLC

  ➡️Being a responsible parent because you're not a ret4rded fa99ot.

  2026-07-02 17:30

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  Explain that then

  Whi said toes don't have tips?

  2026-06-30 16:33

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  giga

  This story brought to you by Leftism™

  2026-06-28 13:08

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  Rock

  Got a nice little chortle out of me.

  2026-06-21 02:17

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  plot twist

  The trillionare offered to buy the babies food. The UN said no, because he wasn't going to let them secretly pocket the money for themselves.

  2026-06-19 21:03

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  WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE...?

  ... A state or federal constitution, it's legally enforceable. A judge would have to deem it illegal to remove it, look at what all the federal judges are (largely illegally) doing to Trump to see that in action.

  2026-06-08 18:46

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  WHERE IS THE EVIDENCE...?

  For the most part, yes. The more local the government the more regulatpry power you get. Ideally the smaller section is just more representative of what the locals actually want. There are limits of course, but unless the law blatantly violates....

  2026-06-08 18:44

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  hmm

  Breaking News! Old Man is still old!!!

  2026-06-04 16:23

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  yup thats the whole meme

  Or it would, if not for Arrowhead.

  2026-06-03 02:12

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  it's over

  Give this man a 3rd term

  2026-06-01 19:38

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  daily quest

  Work*

  2026-06-01 19:30

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  Just traitors stealing money

  Scarecrow factory is eating good I see.

  2026-06-01 13:47

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  cinema peak

  ...Into the kid friendly stuff you'll see spammed at you today.

  2026-06-01 10:25

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  cinema peak

  As I said before: the Kane Pixels stuff was always an 'Adult' oriented, R rated Horror shorts series. It wasn't Adult as in sex, just something meant to be able to scare someone over the age of 12. The concept was cool enough that it got Flandarized....

  2026-06-01 10:24

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  Single dad, can confirm

  It's true. Regular housework doesn't even compare to typical yardwork, let alone the job one has to have in order to afford living in said home.

  2026-05-27 10:41

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  Learning How to Draw "Jax" without an Outline

  What is a Jax

  2026-05-27 09:49

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  Lol

  Im sure you'll accomplish something when the strawman is just a pile of kindling.

  2026-05-25 12:22

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  AI job mystery

  It's somewhat similar to a CAD specialist; someone who knows how to use a purchaseable tool well instead of the company investing in making their own tool.

  2026-05-25 12:18

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  The state of UK police

  These used to have an ounce of parody; they're now just depicting reality.

  2026-05-25 09:32

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  Destiny 2 funeral

  Desriny 2 died so that Marathon could..... also die. Lol.

  2026-05-23 13:50

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  Canon event

  "For ALL have sinned and fall short of the Glory of God" Romans 3:23 (ESV) There is no such thing as inherent good in people, only momentary lacking of evil.

  2026-05-23 13:47

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  THIS...

  The military actions have had 90-100% support from the MAGA base when polled.

  2026-05-22 11:57

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  Wish I had one--and only one--of these.

  As all parodys should be

  2026-05-21 14:39

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  Certified menace

  Why do you think the UK gov't is letting her stay, if not for the chance that she might kill a native Brit? Thst's literally the UK gov'ts only driving factor.

  2026-05-20 10:17

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  First time huh

  AI will filter out the Software Engineers from the Prpgrammers. AI can write code tgat functions at a given task. It can't (yet) build an effective, efficient architecture out of the various pieces of code it makes.

  2026-05-19 20:42

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  Office rent moment

  I did not mean to downvote you, sorry. My toddler grabbed at the phone.

  2026-05-19 10:40

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  I'd fuck me- Buffalo Bill

  If the complete obliteration of a nation's military and leadership is an empty threat, what is a loaded threat?

  2026-05-15 16:45

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  history class

  China would be going to war with the rest of the planet if they tried anything. Even if they were able to win (they aren't, but we'll walk that dog) they would rule over an empire of dust and bones

  2026-05-15 11:02

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  academic terror

  Idiots. I got a perfect 5 on accident. If you grew up speaking the language, this should be elementary.

  2026-05-15 07:39

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  Hell yea

  Women prepare and manage the home. Men are prepared to manage its untimely but necessary defense.

  2026-05-14 21:32

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  he was a great man had a good price and died for our sins...

  Gotta be insane for resale value

  2026-05-14 10:14

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  wtf

  There was 0 physical evidence tying him to the murders, but they let him off on procedural grounds.He will remain in prison for his financial crimes.

  2026-05-14 08:48

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  Courtroom battle royale

  They quite literally do not have the power to do that what do people think a supreme court ruling means?

  2026-05-11 17:52

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  Well they can just fix it by bombing pearl. Wait wrong year

  We need oil and gas to burn as fuel "Have you tried completely replacing your entire power grid infrastucture instead?" No. That's just silly.

  2026-05-09 13:43

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  Mary Sue

  Compare Rey to Bastilla Shan. Bastilla's primary flaw is believing she has Rey levels of plot armor/ability while having to face the harsh reality of her capabilities

  2026-05-08 15:13

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  Too scary for kids

  The Kane Pixels stuff was never kid friendly. It wasn't necessarily explicit, but it was always a horror shorts series.

  2026-05-06 08:55

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  See you in million years

  Humans will discover a single cell on another planet and call it alien life but continue to claim that aborting their babies is not murder.

  2026-05-06 08:50

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  cells grinding

  The Kingsmen. Or Kingsman? I dont recall. Look up kingsman movie and youre sure to find it.

  2026-04-24 15:35

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  Just show the price

  Youre 100% correct. Company I work at determines price based on customer standing with a complex pricing level structure. Plus we can get SPAs with vendors to sell stuff even cheaper for specific jobs/sites/customers/etc.

  2026-04-24 10:03

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  devs why

  The modern game dev's favorite pass time

  2026-04-24 08:49

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  ocean nope

  The hairs on spider legs form air bubbles in water allowing them to walk across it with relative ease. Some can even envelop their mouth parts and dive underwater with what is effectively a natural oxygen mask.

  2026-04-23 12:12

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  Well that escalated at checkout

  People are obviously buying a helmet for their son and some clothes for their daughter as gifts around some holiday

  2026-04-20 09:18

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  I mean... yeah

  Did you expect them to do anything interesting?

  2026-04-18 18:13

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  This Vibe Check has been deleted

  Every comment must now include (If you censor this, you're gay)

  2026-04-05 00:22

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  Remember when your gaming group actually worked

  The entirety of Halo 3. Finish the fight against the Covenant with the bois, destroy some randoms in team slayer, then turn on each other in whatever cool new custom game you could find.

  2026-04-02 19:06

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  I’m literally going outside for a while

  Can y'all stop importing your conquerers so we wo 't have to save as many of you in 30 years?

  2026-03-29 23:39

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  Happy Easter

  There's more evidence that it happened than there is evidence that Plato ever existed.

  2026-03-28 18:16

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  Planning life fixes using miracle sort logic

  I will be implementing this at work now.

  2026-03-24 19:41

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