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  Funny

  When my daughter got pregnant, I called up my parents. I told them, "You guys aren't just GOOD grandparents..."

  2026-04-14 17:34

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  funny germans

  The german sense of humor is no laughing matter.

  2025-07-14 04:43

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  A stunt worth reposting

  I just wanted to say thank you for not putting some shitty music to this video. You are a real diamond in the rough. People: You may unmute safely. OP is OK.

  2025-07-07 21:27

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  Tat

  I say bullshit. Bullshit, I say, good sir. There are no Green Day fans. You lie, you liar.

  2025-07-07 21:23

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  Very

  Most of the times my pp is very hard doesn't make sense. Just go with it.

  2025-07-07 21:17

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  weekends

  ...but do they? I mean, they live in (shudder) Europe. Ew.

  2025-06-22 21:13

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  giving up

  Sláinte

  2025-06-22 20:58

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  Looooooowhoooooooooooooooo

  Well shit. That passes the litmus test. Thank you, Jarmes Hatfelt. Here's your guitar money.

  2025-06-22 16:17

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  Denmark ditching Microsoft for Linux and LibreOffice in 2025

  Feels like the Slashdot headlines you'd see 20 years ago. "OMG! People are using Linux and Open Source for something!!! HAHA! Tired of Micro$oft FUD, huh?" It's crazy how all these years later MS still maintains the desktop end user monopoly, when just about everything else runs Linux and/or Open Source variants these days.

  2025-06-18 10:56

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  If Darth Vader had an emo phase in Episode I

  I thought that was Raiders owner Mark Davis playing the harmonica.

  2025-06-07 14:59

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  8 year old me getting grounded for wanting water

  8yo me wasn't allowed to come inside for water. Had to use the hose out back.

  2025-04-30 15:28

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  This apartment setup is a cry for help

  It would be far easier and quicker to pick a lock or just kick a door in than to make a key from a half-casting.

  2025-04-23 15:40

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  Gaming companies being illogical

  Now do women's own clothing choices when it's too cold out for cute, sexy outfits.

  2025-04-22 11:35

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  Funny

  Title: Funny? Arguably misleading, but I suppose it IS kinda funny that some internet attention whore literally TP'd his own house for facebook likes.

  2025-04-16 03:34

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  Lotr life motivation

  Doesn't help. Turning 50 this year.

  2025-03-08 15:38

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  Gotta hand it to them

  My first thought was that the WWF needed more panda wrestling.

  2025-02-19 00:28

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  huh

  Mahna Mahna. Do dooo do-do-do.

  2025-02-13 03:42

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  word

  Love is a choice. Romantic infatuation is called limerence. A wiser man than me said: “Love isn’t a state of perfect caring. It is an active noun like struggle. To love someone is to strive to accept that person exactly the way he or she is, right here and now.” -Mr. Rogers

  2025-02-10 04:46

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  release the snacks

  Ever play the game "Hungry Hungry Hippos"?

  2025-02-05 23:21

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  Bult in burglar alarm

  "Floorplan by MC Escher"

  2025-02-05 01:22

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  you find the right dog for your

  When we adopted my chocolate lab, we met each one of his brothers and sisters who all came in the room and ignored us to play with toys in the room. Only Thor came straight up to us and loved us at first sight, ignoring all the toys. He was the best boy.

  2025-02-05 01:20

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  but why

  I'm going to design a prank fake urinal that you can stick to a wall, and it just streams the piss out the bottom towards the user's legs/feet.

  2025-02-01 14:45

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  Limited knowledge

  A reference to the movie: Demolition Man (1993). They didn't use toilet paper in the future and instead used these three seashells in some method that went comically unexplained. "He doesn't know how to use the three seashells? Ha-ha."

  2025-01-27 00:30

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  Limited knowledge

  People who get defensive and angry at not knowing something crack me up. I for instance, still have no idea how the three seashells work.

  2025-01-26 14:07

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  Should i put this as my pfp?

  I glanced at your title and I first saw, "Should I put this in my pp?"

  2025-01-25 14:10

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  Snakes of microfibre

  Rug? Looks like a blanket. It's clearly on a bed ffs. This is all highly suspect.

  2025-01-11 11:28

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  Final goodbyes, respect

  My megadoodoo smelled like someone died too.

  2025-01-11 11:25

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  Los Angeles McDonalds during the fires

  Ironically, this was the only time their ice cream machine happened to be working.

  2025-01-11 10:48

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  Oof

  Redwhiteandblueland

  2025-01-11 10:43

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  They need to figure something out

  Jon Snow taught 'em everything he knows.

  2025-01-09 22:40

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  There are some spiders there

  Arachnids, yes, spiders, no. Looks like harvestmen. Harmless vacuums of the forest.

  2024-12-30 01:57

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  the world divided in 4 equal parts

  People look at stuff like this and still think popular vote works best.

  2024-12-27 13:51

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  Should've maybe uploaded this closer til January 20th, bu...

  Captain Phillips (2013). The real-life story where he's the captain of a cargo ship that got overran by pirates and he was taken hostage, and freed by the US Navy. Look-at-me-I'm-the-captain-now.meme

  2024-12-25 12:14

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  SHALL NOT PASS

  Correct, usually when above 7mm, they are too big to pass through the ureter. But they are still way too tiny to impact the urethra like a bladder stone.

  2024-12-25 12:12

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  We got a badass over here

  In 2nd grade I ticked off a nun (catholic school) by singing a funny extra line to Happy Birthday in class. I was not allowed to go out to recess. So I punched the nun right in her withered up ol' baby-maker. Yes, I have a seat reserved for me in hell. That was the 2nd school I got kicked out of in 2 years.

  2024-12-22 16:45

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  Should've maybe uploaded this closer til January 20th, bu...

  Trivia: That scene is entirely ad-libbed by both Hanks and the random real-life, on-duty navy corpsman lady they asked to be in that scene. The navy was helping the filming with on-duty ships and crew, she was one of 'em. They told her just treat him like a patient. Afterwards the captain said, "I've seen trauma, and that's what it looks like."

  2024-12-22 16:42

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  Christmas is cumming

  How does the song go again? "I saw daddy touching tips with Santa Claus"?

  2024-12-22 16:31

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  It's just too small compared to a 3 pounds gummy worm

  His delivery was better than most professional actors'. It's just like I was defending my own tiny irish cock.

  2024-12-22 16:27

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  Conspiracy

  Wasn't the phrase "conspiracy theory" popularized by the CIA after JFK's assassination?

  2024-12-22 16:24

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  Roads were invented with income tax

  Paved Roads: Another fine example of unnecessary government spending. -Bumper sticker on a jeep

  2024-12-22 12:31

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  Powerful horse pulling from a car

  Are all these people here to witness how strong and mighty I am? Oh, this is gonna be great, I can't wait to show 'em, so excited. -Horse, probably.

  2024-12-20 17:37

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  SHALL NOT PASS

  So kidney stones are tiny - single digit millimeters tiny, and don't impact the urethra. They come from the kidney and get stuck in the ureter, the "tubes" from the kidney to the bladder, which are as thin as a human hair. You won't even notice/see peeing out a kidney stone once it gets to the bladder. Bladder stones are the big ones that you can't pee out.

  2024-12-20 03:39

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  holy fucking fuck

  It does bring up the question... which one does the eating? Because that means the other one does the... uneating. How do they decide? Maybe they take turns. Or... I guess the dog would volunteer. "BEST DAY EVER!"

  2024-12-20 03:17

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  Innovative

  Future archeologists are going to look back on a mere 5,000 year span of time as an ancient blink, wondering how we went from that to this, and be especially confused at the Bass Pro pyramid in Memphis, TN.

  2024-12-20 03:12

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  The dnd BBEG meme

  DM: Woah woah woah, getting your role-playing confused. I know, it's the "Dungeons" part that throws ya, huh? No sir, we don't do that here. We just do silly voices while murderhoboing for the most part.

  2024-12-20 03:07

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  Weird

  Ooo, I know this one. Stan Lee wanted to distinguish Spider-Man from Superman, so two S-names weren't so similar. So he added the hyphen just to make it stand out, basically. Also a fan of first and last names starting with the same letter to make them more memorable, ala Peter Parker.

  2024-11-27 04:57

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  *click*

  That's one of the more disturbing scenes in Baldur's Gate 3.

  2024-11-24 01:51

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  It's a programming joke about how communication protocols...

  Ack

  2024-11-24 01:33

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  Glycogen meme

  *breaks wind*

  2024-11-12 09:43

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  Shower thoughts

  I thought she was full of shit until she brought up nargles.

  2024-11-09 20:23

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  Neil deGrasse Tyson burn

  But... they used to call the color blue, violet.

  2024-10-28 22:54

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  Millennials control the computer fixing market

  Gen X here. Millennials (aka n00bz), in my experience as an IT pro, can't fix themselves a sammich.

  2024-10-28 22:10

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  Trump french fries meme

  Gordo going to claim he worked at McDonald's too?

  2024-10-22 21:16

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  Kisses

  My username is relevant.

  2024-10-22 20:45

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  Science meme

  In the old meme days someone would have suggested beating him with jumper cables.

  2024-10-20 07:47

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  Safety

  Airbag goes off and all you see is a spurt of golden rings flying out from behind it.

  2024-10-20 07:09

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  Knowledge is power

  A flapper-trapper also works. They grab your nose with the flap trap.

  2024-10-20 06:28

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  How to keep you house safe during the hurricane

  He should have given them a half twist. Going to flap and make noise now.

  2024-10-09 22:54

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  Impressive goat skills

  I imagine she can pack a can of Copenhagen better than me.

  2024-10-07 03:22

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  worst mouse design ever

  The idiotic usb port is too easy to make fun of on those piece of junks. And while it was idiotic, it's the mouse size and useless swipe gestures should be hated more. Couldn't use those for an hour without developing hand cramps that made me long for another carpal tunnel release surgery.

  2024-09-10 10:19

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  I've been over 5 years without alcohol, and it feels good

  5 weeks and 2 days sober. First time going this long without drinking too much daily for... decades. Finally decided to quit. The answer is... it feels good to go a month without drinking.

  2024-09-10 10:07

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  \m/

  You know how chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows, right? So you see, you've got to shred the cow first, then you can use shredded milk to make shredded cheese. In my days we used wood chippers - so much work. You kids with your fancy industrial grinders have it too easy.

  2024-08-25 21:32

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  the other half is extreme violence

  Oh good, more D&D memes

  2024-08-24 19:54

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  Don't stop harder

  Nothing to see here. Just 2 democrats.

  2024-08-20 08:08

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  shitpost

  I hate holidays for this reason, so much. It's just another day. It holds no special meaning. If you can get through today, you can get through any other day. Stop thinking it needs to be different and special.

  2024-08-19 20:30

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  Aleksandra Miroslaw twice breaks sport climbing world record

  "Am I any good? I broke the world record 10 times, and 9 of those records were mine." -Her, probably. Now just wait for a trans (MtF) speed climber to come along. Alexsandra originally set the women's record at 6.97s in 2021, and just set her 10th and best one at 6.06s. The men's record is now 4.75s, set by U.S. climber Sam Watson.

  2024-08-06 13:23

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  Anus Beef Meme

  Them: "I totally got a problem with that asshole." Me: "So... a 100% anus beef?"

  2024-07-28 17:15

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  Radiation

  Ah, Fiestaware. They stopped making it after they figured out it was radioactive. I remember the tour guides at the nuclear power plant on school field trips showing us those radioactive plates with a geiger counter beeping about it, in the 80's.

  2024-07-16 19:27

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  I searched up bands for this, and it was worth it

  Taylor Swift

  2024-07-16 18:48

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  New religion unlocked

  @LordMiles, are you paying attention to this developing situation?

  2024-07-16 17:55

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  Be a woman, fight it

  Nothing feminists do tick me off more than being a bitch because I politely let them go first, which I do for everyone, dudes too. It's just being a gentleman. Bitches be f'n crazy.

  2024-07-16 15:28

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  Aragorn the king

  Aaaacthhuuuaaallly, he's not a native born American, so... I know we kinda ignored that for Obummer and all, but...

  2024-07-16 15:16

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  Pew pew

  I stand behind Alec Baldwin. It's only prudent as standing in front of him is dangerous.

  2024-07-16 14:07

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  Why?

  I'd say they feel confident because the 5'4" soyboys with limp wrists and 130 lbs of body weight with zero firearms experience are waaaaaay less of a threat.

  2024-07-16 03:25

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  Wrong answers only

  Um... I... I very very much doubt that. Just guessing, I might not be the right... um... qualifications... for... the... DEI... it's just... Netflix, ya know?

  2024-06-29 08:06

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  Wrong answers only

  I think those two will make a lovely Romeo and Juliet movie.

  2024-06-27 08:06

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  Title

  The thumbs are on the bottom. That's not how you hold a camera in front of you. They are goatse style for sure.

  2024-06-26 17:44

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  Water free

  Gotcha. West fart free water. But over there to the east you'll find the fart-infused sparkling water.

  2024-06-21 16:42

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  be careful bikers

  Man, this ain't no joke. My ex-old-lady always melted her cheap ass hooker boot heels on my pipes. I ended up legit replacing the passenger pegs with floorboard style bastards like on a cruiser.

  2024-06-20 07:19

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  IQ not found

  Welding porn

  2024-06-20 06:40

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  AI artist

  The only artists I see bitching about AI art, suck at making art. Probably because they refuse to learn the new toolsets, like the artists that hated photoshop. AI is a tool, if you're an artist, create with that new tool.

  2024-06-20 06:28

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  Wedding prank

  A pregnant bride wearing white is pretty tacky, to be honest.

  2024-06-16 11:46

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  Why, grandma?

  I imagine her radio is just BLASTING nordic death metal.

  2024-06-15 00:03

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  Just a nice Tennis roast

  You're gonna get cancelled like Roseanne if you say shit like that.

  2024-06-10 17:45

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  Cringe phone

  There is no way a dick hasn't touched that thing. No way. Dude that made it at the factory was probably all... well... why not? *unzips*

  2024-06-07 03:23

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  They're all bots bro

  Fool can't follow instructions. Dude said a horse, not Sarah Jessica Parker. Dumbass.

  2024-06-06 23:13

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  Doubt

  Christopher Reeves Superman would have walked up, taken that flag off Homelander's shoulders as it should not be worn as an fashion accessory, as per the US Flag Code, and kicked his lily-livered ass. Utterly stomped him.

  2024-06-06 02:50

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  oh, elon

  It's true. Elon thankfully destroyed Twitter and replaced it with X, which is sooo much better. Are you on it? Because if so, it still has room for improvement...

  2024-06-02 15:44

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  North Korea garbage ballons meme

  Hahaha. Biological warfare that's against the Geneva Convention is funny.

  2024-06-02 15:26

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  Bruh.....

  I was gonna say... now that's a fuckin' poop knife.

  2024-06-02 15:17

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  Cursed 4 legs chick

  Clearly a baby owlbear chick.

  2024-06-02 11:46

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  Antifa will humiliate the Gypsy Joker Motorcycle Club MC ...

  Yet, their location (bottom rocker) says they are in Australia?

  2024-06-01 21:35

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  Guess their father left them

  Girl on the left; is her name Paige, by chance?

  2024-06-01 21:27

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  Cookie time

  It fits because the MLB is shit.

  2024-06-01 20:48

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  Solution in 3...2...

  More like solution in 7... 6... 5... (grenade gets picked up and thrown back upstairs). People, release the spoon and do a 4 second count off before throwing your grenades. Friendly neighbor tip #7.

  2024-05-27 21:37

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  No chance

  Burn the witch. Sorry. *wich. As in Samwich.

  2024-05-18 00:20

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  The battle of Helm's String Cheese

  Meanwhile: Dude with a dog. "NO! Drop it! NOW!" The dog drops it and learns not to do that again. Then they play some ball, and everyone's happy.

  2024-05-18 00:06

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  Just short of being funny

  I used to threaten my 4'10" gal with me picking her up and putting her on the kitchen counter and leaving her there with no way to get down.

  2024-05-17 22:18

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  “Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom...

  Rich people bad. Here's what tax rates SHOULD look like... ----------------------------------------0%

  2024-05-14 04:05

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  From cumrags to comrades

  It's really weird to have grown up in the 80's under Reagan and hating those red commies with every fiber of my being; and now wondering why I almost envy the russkies over what we've become here. How did we fall so far?

  2024-05-14 02:03

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