Últimos comentarios

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  I would try this

  Spudweenie. Extra cheese, please

  14h

  +6
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  Don’t trust Batman with your kids

  I dunno bout Flash.. if he wanted to go out for cigarettes, you wouldn't even see him leave

  17h

  +2
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  Don’t trust Batman with your kids

  I wonder if Wonder Woman can help me reunite with my estranged genitals

  17h

  +4
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  Russian diplomat arrested over alleged CIA secrets

  Buddy has two choices: 75 years in a gulag, or leap out at the next bridge, and pray for a quick splat

  17h

  +2
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  Lol

  Same thing you call the rest of 'em

  1d

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  The guy ran when Pawn Shop employee opened the iPad

  B-but I thought you could trust all folks of color n' sheeit

  1d

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  Oh the things I could do

  Cat's asshole, here I come!

  1d

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  It was ok before he became so heavy handed

  I say they fit, so he's fulla shit

  2026-08-10 21:16

  +2
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  Doggy dropped it

  Ooh look.. Soy AND corn!

  2026-08-10 21:12

  +3
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  Bro won at life

  Consider that at some point in time, this guy rubbed one out to something freaky, and everybody went "Eww"

  2026-08-10 16:24

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  Abandoned boat turns out to be a 30-cat pirate ship

  But the Man promised us a free trip to Meowmeow island where the vittles are tender, and the feasts are fancy

  2026-08-10 16:17

  +2
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  Dongs in congs

  I hear you can get 'em unstuck by peeing on their heads

  2026-08-10 16:12

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  spoiled everything

  

  2026-08-10 14:46

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  Two cultural legends

  You guys have obviously never heard of the national treasure known as Leo Sayer. He makes you feel like dancin'

  2026-08-10 13:53

  +1
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  phone home

  Looks like someone bust a :nut: on ET

  2026-08-10 13:49

  +2
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  Another planned Star Wars movie just got deleted

  Force robot is upset

  2026-08-10 13:47

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  and my name is xrockinzombiex

  "Guy"?

  2026-08-10 13:40

  -4
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  Drawn together

  If you see bag of Funions with Foxxy's name on 'em, they's not yo Funions! They's FOXXY'S Funions!

  2026-08-10 13:38

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  Open Sesame

  Dork: Hey ai, book me a movie ticket. Ai: Laser cannons are positioned, you may fire when ready. Never mind, I'll do it myself

  2026-08-10 13:29

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  I get it now

  When I was 20, we couldn't find the beef. Now look at the mess we're in

  2026-08-10 13:20

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  aw NUTS

  69%. Nice

  2026-08-10 01:10

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  We all get depressed or burnt

  That's why I've always said, use the wood chipper. But you didn't hear that from me

  2026-08-08 21:06

  +3
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  Lost in the sauce

  I can't wait for mac n' cheese night

  2026-08-08 14:25

  +12
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  ...def those bitches

  Oddly enough, I'm all for only females :sucking: it

  2026-08-08 14:21

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  Migration

  The second it gets off the plane: Oi, mate you got a loicence for all that buzzing?

  2026-08-07 21:26

  +8
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  MJ lore got complicated

  Why is my baby shooting webs out his ass?!

  2026-08-07 16:01

  +2
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  Ancient sunglasses went hard

  Chineses: DAS RACIST

  2026-08-07 15:56

  +3
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  Hard to imagine she's impressed by anything you do.

  Honey! You gotta check out this turd I just murdered the toilet with!

  2026-08-07 15:22

  +5
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  another one

  NO NO NO

  2026-08-07 14:12

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  Cereal lost its colors

  I can't WAIT for my first bowl of Bland Loops

  2026-08-07 14:09

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  Glorious monogamy

  *gets to third nipple*

  2026-08-07 14:02

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  Toronto Zoo just unlocked another tiny hippo

  Call this one Dingdong

  2026-08-07 13:59

  +1
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  Cursor says its router is getting smarter and cheaper

  Hey, I came here to laugh, not to correlate data

  2026-08-07 13:58

  +1
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  Follow me and I'll follow you back

  Keep the receipt

  2026-08-07 13:13

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  Oh Lisa

  Would pecker, with wood

  2026-08-07 13:09

  +7
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  Follow me and I'll tell you

  Good point *starts tire fire*

  2026-08-07 13:07

  +4
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  Its true

  Vagina: Mangina:

  2026-08-07 13:05

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  Follow me and I'll follow you back

  Don't be stupid. Birds aren't strong enough to make wind, their flaps only cause breezes. Wind comes from Bigfoots twerking. Clappin' them buttcheeks

  2026-08-06 22:21

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  Mainecoon

  That's OUR word! You can't take it from us!

  2026-08-06 22:16

  +5
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  The chosen

  Ittybitty Wang, in :Buttfuck: village, Indonesia: Like op, I too enjoy :semen: sandwiches

  2026-08-06 22:12

  +2
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  Hulk custody battle

  That's right.. he wears shirts now

  2026-08-06 13:53

  +1
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  Every spoon of honey is a bee's life's work

  I will respect them. Muslims, on the other hand..

  2026-08-06 13:47

  +5
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  Office lunch wars

  Ceo: All right everyone, that's lunch. We'll pick this up after I've had my nuggies

  2026-08-06 12:33

  +6
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  bonk

  I am chaos enfurbulated

  2026-08-06 12:29

  +1
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  chess

  Well well well.. if the chess tables aren't turntabling

  2026-08-06 12:26

  +3
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  MIT accidentally offers a piracy certificate

  I got me an A+ in Shivering me timbers

  2026-08-06 12:23

  +3
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  Title

  It's riding home on top of a train logic

  2026-08-05 18:14

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  Title

  It's riding home on top of a train logic

  2026-08-05 18:14

  0
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  Orange shitpost

  Pfft.. How misleading. Everyone knows you clean your ass crack with lemon juice

  2026-08-05 18:11

  +2
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  Haha

  Chingy Kikewang

  2026-08-05 16:20

  +1
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  Men sleeping in the cave setup again

  It's to keep the spider company

  2026-08-05 15:19

  -1
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  Fight Back!

  Who is this? Were you banned for spewing bullshit, and tried again? Or is this another "piss everyone off" bot? Either way,

  2026-08-05 15:17

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  Well that's awkward

  Gimme those stones, Thanos.. I know EXACTLY where to start

  2026-08-05 15:11

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  Well that's awkward

  Gimme those stones, Thanos.. I know EXACTLY where to start

  2026-08-05 15:11

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  The best conversations jump between black holes and groce...

  Without getting WHAT?! Poorly cropped?

  2026-08-05 13:08

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  Tiny drunkards

  Looks like the parking lot after a Grateful Dead concert

  2026-08-05 13:07

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  the answer

  Photosynthesis?

  2026-08-05 13:06

  +2
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  It be like that

  

  2026-08-05 13:02

  +2
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  hard choice

  After a few beers, ye hogge becomes Yee Haaawg

  2026-08-05 13:00

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  hard choice

  Why, that's the cockpit. Han and Chewie have to see where they're going

  2026-08-05 12:58

  +1
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  Boomers think buying a shed solves housing

  Dumb boomer: Has anyone seen my poop bucket?

  2026-08-05 12:56

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  New fear unlocked

  Spiders: Yeah, well she shouldn't have been hogging the smores

  2026-08-05 11:47

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  They can't hurt you if you don't look at them

  Thanks for coment

  2026-08-04 21:55

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  They can't hurt you if you don't look at them

  I used to get angry at RWL's bullshit, now I ignore it. More people should, all responses tick up internet points. And 40,000 downvotes don't do shit (the fool's comments have a 13% rating, and posts are at 20%). Yet we still have to see 'em. I'm on the side of the clowns with the baguettes, but I won't join the fight anymore because it's like arguing with a barking dog over what color the sky is. Watching the fight is more fun. And I had to stop sucking my own dick cuz I'm a biter

  2026-08-04 21:49

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  They can't hurt you if you don't look at them

  Brother !

  2026-08-04 21:29

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  Fame looks exhausting

  Damn, Skeletor makes for a hurtin' tranny

  2026-08-04 16:43

  +3
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  Tom Holland's new Spider-Man suit forgot the face padding

  Just as long as he doesn't forget the crotch padding. There are kids here, dammit

  2026-08-04 15:48

  +2
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  Just Wroclaw things

  Dik dik gonna fuck you up Rhino:

  2026-08-04 15:46

  +2
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  somehow official

  I wonder how much Skeletor tips for his latte

  2026-08-04 12:43

  +1
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  grandma scam

  BUT IT'S OUR CULTURE!!

  2026-08-04 12:40

  +1
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  Hulk fart evacuation

  Spider senses didn't see that one coming

  2026-08-04 12:38

  +1
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  Apocalypse garden secured

  Poppies and peyote

  2026-08-04 12:33

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  Hoeflation goes brrrr

  Gee willickers

  2026-08-04 12:32

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  Ivy League schools still get a few things right on occasion

  Lemme axe you sumthin' rite quick.. Is it Dindu muffin, or Windu nuffin? I gotta know coz I gots a trial comin' up

  2026-08-04 00:17

  +7
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  I think United Airlines is about to need another bailout....

  One of these days I'm gonna get a ramp and jump that French Broad

  2026-08-03 23:00

  +5
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  Pizza

  Aw fuck I was gonna guess the cat

  2026-08-03 22:58

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  Well I am not Peter Parker

  Turns out, it's just Elmer's and Redbull

  2026-08-03 14:50

  +1
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  Peace at last

  Aww, that's nice. But I've been dead, and surprise it's like being face-raped by a giant centipede that smells bad and doesn't call you the next day

  2026-08-03 14:40

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  Hard truth

  *lifts head from hobo :corpse:, wipes :blood: off chin,pulls :tendon: from between teeth* .. Hey babe, where you going? Wha? Why, you NEVER LOVED ME AT ALL!!

  2026-08-03 14:33

  +1
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  Not what you thought

  Uh oh.. Looks like rain.. GRUNT

  2026-08-03 14:24

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  who

  It's that new boy band, Fuckyou and the Shitbags! They're here to perform their latest hit, "Lick ma sack". ..was I close?

  2026-08-03 14:20

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  And now I'm all outta TP

  Overloaded by a torrent of crap. I wonder how many people took it personally

  2026-08-03 00:21

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  Spain vs Italy

  Show me ONE PICTURE of "tens of thousands" going the other way

  2026-08-02 15:02

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  Shenanigans

  + = this

  2026-08-02 15:00

  +5
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  aug 1

  This just screams pissy queer

  2026-08-01 20:05

  +4
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  We SHOULD Bring That Back Tbh (the cacao currency not the...

  Beans beans the musical fruit, for twenty five she'll suck your root

  2026-08-01 13:24

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  nice skit in head

  Bad enough I have to put up with chinese new year. LIKE FUCK I'm gonna recognize french thursday

  2026-08-01 13:13

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  comfort zone

  Now that's a whole lotta where's the beef

  2026-07-31 21:27

  +1
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  Lol

  I want you to upvote my comment. No? ..But I was the "G" in the last chain poking fun at the colored folk. HERE YOU GO, YOUR MAJESTY

  2026-07-31 21:13

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  Friday squad

  Tamales

  2026-07-31 17:09

  +2
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  Can't unlearn that

  Nothing but the spawn of a birthday boink

  2026-07-31 16:07

  +2
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  Protect Jimothy

  The same fate for many celebrities, liquor and whores

  2026-07-31 16:04

  +1
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  cat rules

  Listen here, you little shit

  2026-07-31 16:00

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  yeah

  Why does it have horns? And a FRICKIN' CHAIN SAW

  2026-07-31 14:24

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  It

  "I be there on five minnits, yo.. but my lips will be there in four"

  2026-07-31 14:21

  +9
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  Hack Construction repairs

  Look, man.. regular porn is one thing, but I gotta draw the line at plaster porn

  2026-07-31 14:19

  +9
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  dongs in an encounter

  

  2026-07-31 01:35

  +3
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  dongs in a name

  I, for one, am definitely for correct procedure.. So eat a bag of dicks, Bradley

  2026-07-30 21:40

  +9
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  Trump

  POV fucking retard POV

  2026-07-30 21:38

  +11
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  baconPost

  Don't ruin your appetite, doggo. The fried chicken channel is coming up next

  2026-07-30 21:29

  +3