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  Germany train tickets news

  You mean different German newspapers published by the same shady publishing company? The train conductors I talked to never heard about such an 'urge'

  2025-01-02 23:39

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  Germany train tickets news

  That's a hoax by a very shady 'newspaper'.

  2025-01-02 14:51

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  Wer gute Erziehung genießt weiss was Anstand ist

  Almost. It's "approach people with kindness" But nicely done

  2024-10-13 02:58

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  Language

  "Könnt ihr mir bitte helfen?" - "Can you help me please?" German has no informal version of "ihr" so if we're talking informal language, yes it's y'all

  2024-10-12 01:22

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  Those are real psychos

  (=

  2024-10-04 15:15

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  "Let Me In", My oil painting

  Wuthering Heights intensifies

  2024-09-22 13:56

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  lol

  That's messy, even for that part of Frankfurt. The Scots behaved way better and cleaned up after themselves.. most of the time

  2024-06-25 15:59

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  Only his mother holds the power to humble him

  Now give him the dressing down

  2024-06-17 11:15

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  Much more practical

  Send hysterical lyrics

  2024-06-15 03:13

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  winning

  I'd rather have a few days alone with those 'beings'. In my basement, them chained to the wall, me visiting regularly with a rusty grater, salt and lemon juice

  2024-06-05 14:06

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  Eurovision

  Yeah the whole business was just nuts and probably a way of getting back at him for 'speaking out of turn' at the press conference. Would have loved to see him perform live

  2024-06-02 07:17

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  There are so many idiots in this world

  That depends on the channel tbh, but German news is different from the US in general. I admit, it gets harder to watch independent news and some channels are extremely biased, but there's still some that actually don't try pinning opinions on ppl

  2024-05-31 03:13

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  There are so many idiots in this world

  At least German news covers other countries' politics

  2024-05-30 13:59

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  Eurovision

  I miss that too, everyone playing and singing live has a different vibe to it. But EBU isn't very keen on tolerating the chance to improvise

  2024-05-30 12:39

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  Eurovision

  Except for the vocals, those must be performed live. Kinda ruined the performance for some this year, the sound technicians weren't at the top of their game

  2024-05-29 18:11

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  Aging like rancid milk

  At least you can tell them apart nowadays

  2024-05-28 10:57

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  Classic

  I think that's Norman Bates and the movie was Psycho, but I'm not quite sure

  2024-04-17 02:56

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  We are beating the Russians but at what cost

  

  2024-03-26 16:38

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  Wholesome marriage proposal

  I shall wait beside you

  2024-03-25 10:57

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  Germans

  That's pretty embarrassing for the Germans I guess... The Dutch ppl I've met sounded all pretty good though

  2024-03-07 23:23

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  Germans

  Yeah but he's overdoing the accent so well that it makes me giggle.

  2024-03-07 13:58

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  Germans

  That's a pretty good fake German accent

  2024-03-06 12:41

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  Jumbo, a Dutch supermarket chain, has introduced a unique...

  

  2024-02-26 15:51

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  The Truth

  Terry Pratchett

  2024-02-26 15:44

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  hm

  "I CaN fiX hiM"

  2024-02-26 15:38

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  deplorable

  Thank you

  2024-02-21 23:22

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  deplorable

  And what about Jesus saying sth like do not judge so you won't be judged? I'm not trying to troll you, I just want to understand your pov

  2024-02-21 08:41

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  deplorable

  I bet you know the Bible better than I do. But I learned that a good Christian has no right to judge ppl, the final, actual judgement lies with God. So who are we to judge?

  2024-02-21 06:27

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  Kit H. Sure is a dragon lover...

  Because they have no fur, so technically you can still say you're not a furry?

  2024-02-21 06:16

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  deplorable

  Those who are without any sin or guilt, go on and throw your rocks. Don't judge ppl. Jesus told everyone to be forgiving, especially towards the sinners... And you call yourself Christians

  2024-02-21 06:10

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  very. funny

  Proved himself right

  2024-02-15 12:21

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  When the “yes ma’am” comes out.

  

  2024-02-14 11:28

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  You know she packed up all her best toys too

  I moved out at the age of 5 for like two or three hours. My brother and I were both grounded, but he was allowed to go out after his friends talked my mom into letting him. So I packed up and left,and to this day I think I was rightfully pissed

  2024-02-14 11:27

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  bread at home

  

  2024-02-07 13:12

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  Inject Me With Burger

  This really worked, on some people even better than it should have. There was a woman in Thuringia that got the first covid jab more than twenty times bc every shot came with a Bratwurst

  2024-02-06 14:20

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  Me

  You all look fine today I think most of you hear that too seldomly

  2024-02-03 02:40

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  Programming joke

  Poor chap

  2024-01-31 15:50

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  Dog is scared

  Maybe doggo isn't too happy with the 'decorations' on your wall

  2024-01-23 11:40

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  Large protests in Germany against far-right political party

  Leaving this here to come back later with popcorn

  2024-01-23 11:36

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  Dad turned into a Santa Claus

  

  2024-01-20 01:42

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  wiping boogers on a dong

  Watch forklift driver Klaus at least

  2024-01-19 06:13

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  wiping boogers on a dong

  Because it's the vehicle of Gods

  2024-01-19 02:34

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  Harry Potter bso

  That song is like twenty years old and it's pretty sappy, so might as well have been in Twilight or any other exchangeable 'romance' movie

  2024-01-18 14:58

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  Warhammer meme

  I'd listen to that voice the entire evening

  2024-01-18 14:53

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  Harry Potter bso

  Wasn't it also in a bunch of other bad movies, series and stuff? Like that god awful Princess Diaries?

  2024-01-18 14:52

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  What gym girls think

  In Germany, I've seen some. Probably the only places where you won't find this kind of 'woman'

  2024-01-18 13:50

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  What gym girls think

  Those are the kind that complain about men looking, but refuse to visit a women's exclusive gym. Nasty scummy people.

  2024-01-18 13:30

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  Game of Thrones meme in 2024

  He's doing almost everything except finishing the book. Every year he says he's almost done, maybe the book comes to the shelves around Christmas. Then Christmas arrives and suddenly there's still so much editing to do

  2024-01-18 13:09

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  Title

  I don't think so, at least not exclusively. It's going to absorb all the hatred all the people spew. But who knows, maybe humanity can unite again bc AI will piss everyone off in the end

  2024-01-18 12:43

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  Title

  That's because it learns from the loudest and most verbose humans

  2024-01-18 06:53

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  Ugly guy experience

  Sorry that you've been hurt so badly

  2024-01-17 23:32

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  Ugly guy experience

  Yes, I see that. The question is, how does that indicate that she's a golddigger?

  2024-01-17 16:18

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  Ugly guy experience

  Okay... so this video has 20 million views in 5 years. How does that indicate that she only wants his money?

  2024-01-17 13:56

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  Ugly guy experience

  Says who?

  2024-01-17 09:18

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  WHO MADE VEGAN CHEESE??????

  Yeah I think so too, I was just curious. Thanks

  2024-01-17 09:15

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  WHO MADE VEGAN CHEESE??????

  Do you get a lot of requests for vegetarian cheese? You know, with artificial rennin (idk if that's the right term)? Just asking bc my trusted cheese vendor at the market has a list declaring some cheeses as vegetarian.No vegan 'cheese' though on his watch

  2024-01-17 06:44

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  Ugly guy experience

  Good for them, they seem happy

  2024-01-17 06:34

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  Feminism and wage gap

  mirror the actual value in a community. A teacher, craftsman, nurse, chemist, or forklift driver should therefore earn more than a politician bc they actually do sth for the community. Btw, I never said you're wrong, I thought we exchanged opinions

  2024-01-17 00:01

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  Feminism and wage gap

  was the value of a profession, especially when it comes to basic things. A surgeon couldn't do a good job if there were no nurses to care and prepare for everything else. So I think we shouldn't put a price on difficulty bc it's subjective and doesn't

  2024-01-16 23:55

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  Feminism and wage gap

  I never brought up difficulty bc considering sth difficult is a subjective pov. To the chemist, his job isn't that difficult bc he knows what he's doing, but most chemists couldn't load a truck properly with a forklift if their life depends on it. My point

  2024-01-16 23:34

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  Lawn comes first

  No, I don't think so. Beamtendeutsch is its own language

  2024-01-16 16:45

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  Feminism and wage gap

  I think every profession has its purpose, you'll never achieve being a chemist without learning. And proper education is absolutely necessary to spark the desire for knowledge. It's also a shame that craftsmanship is valued so poorly nowadays.

  2024-01-16 16:43

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  Feminism and wage gap

  Actually, the task of education would be to prepare pupils for having jobs like pharmacist, or, even more important, forklift certified workers. The current education system around the world is screwed, which is a result of not valuing the effort it takes.

  2024-01-16 06:48

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  Feminism and wage gap

  Educating children is not babysitting.

  2024-01-15 23:23

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  Feminism and wage gap

  To me, the actual question is why is early education less valued than pharma?

  2024-01-15 15:32

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  Now you gotta check for yourself

  That's more accurate, thanks

  2024-01-15 00:16

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  Now you gotta check for yourself

  Nah, men can indeed lactate. It's got sth to do with too much estrogen. But you're right about the chromosome thing, all embryos are female at first.

  2024-01-14 23:16

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  Hmm

  You mean marriage?

  2024-01-14 15:41

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  Hmm

  Girlfriend or boyfriend sounds like a loose attachment during highschool. Partner sounds more mature

  2024-01-14 03:13

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  What now bitches?

  I wasn't talking about the few sane ppl society has left. You know as well as I do that there are ppl who demand the use of puberty blockers and hormones for young children. The care you spoke of is very different from those lunatics.

  2024-01-13 02:53

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  Lawn comes first

  Nope, it's German. Beamtendeutsch ;-)

  2024-01-13 02:40

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  Romans toilets

  The sponge was drenched in vinegar. Gotta keep the hygiene up

  2024-01-12 18:44

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  welp

  H ell yeah we're spelling night!

  2024-01-12 14:55

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  masterpiece

  Gotta love Surfin Bird

  2024-01-12 14:32

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  wtf is happening

  Rent is expensive in NYC

  2024-01-12 14:17

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  What now bitches?

  Not the gender should be neutral, but preferences and talents should be neutral. Society put stamps on certain talents, and now it refuses to get rid of these stamps. Instead, they encourage hormone treatment for little kids.

  2024-01-12 13:49

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  No title.

  For better, for worse, in sickness and in health...

  2024-01-12 06:38

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  What now bitches?

  It didn't matter these days, and that's actually way better than today's state of society. All that "muh, tHis IsN'T mAnlY/woMaNLy" crap brought trans ppl to question their identity and feeling "born in a wrong body"

  2024-01-12 06:37

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  Safety work technology is awesome

  Hurts and scares you enough to take better care, but you get to keep all your fingers

  2024-01-12 06:26

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  I'm impressed she was able to pull up excel on that phone

  Nelly wasn't much of an accountant, I guess

  2024-01-11 13:58

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  Robin Williams knew

  Robin Williams was one of the best

  2024-01-11 13:53

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  ATTENZIONE! PICK POCKETTTT

  Hamburg

  2024-01-11 13:03

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  Wholesome dads

  I bet to them you're already Superdad

  2024-01-10 14:44

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  Wholesome dads

  I think the channel is still on YouTube I think... it's called Phil and Emma Pretty wholesome

  2024-01-09 16:24

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  Bill Gates Epstein meme

  Yeah I see that, but what did he say?

  2024-01-09 16:17

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  Lol

  Poor doggo seems bamboozled

  2024-01-09 15:55

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  Germany vs farmers

  To be fair, German government sucks in general, so I'm kinda glad that they protested. And protested peacefully

  2024-01-09 15:54

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  Germany vs farmers

  German government made cuts on roughly 5% of the already high agriculture aid funds, so they took their tractors to the streets.

  2024-01-09 15:52

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  Bill Gates Epstein meme

  What was the rest of his reply?

  2024-01-09 15:50

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  cat testling limits

  now I see it too But I think it's two pears actually

  2024-01-09 12:40

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  Dutch language meme

  The first SpongeBob movie is so much more fun in Dutch

  2024-01-09 12:29

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  Grandad

  

  2024-01-08 13:28

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  Music

  Yeah I know, but then it isn't music anymore

  2024-01-07 12:25

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  Music

  It sounds lifeless

  2024-01-07 07:20

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  Priceless

  

  2024-01-07 07:16

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  Meme

  You're right, it depends on the child. My son isn't a hugger in general, but I still get kisses blown every day

  2024-01-07 04:21

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  wholesome gigachad

  She's thinking of herself by caring about him being longer on his way to work than necessary?

  2024-01-05 13:20

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  Sauseeech

  She's right you know

  2024-01-03 03:54

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  China

  Thank you very much, I wish the same for you

  2023-12-29 14:37

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  Which song will you sing in this position

  Hakuna Matata

  2023-12-29 07:12

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