Últimos comentarios

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  The truth has been spoken!

  You can't be a weeb if you're not making fun of other weebs.

  2020-05-21 14:21

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  title

  Everyone know words are more harmful than violence. We need to ban assault words

  2020-05-21 14:19

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  Back in 2009 I was in a rap group and we made songs about...

  Sometimes younger if they choose to try him as an adult

  2020-05-20 20:42

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  Red wave

  Salsa sun chips and bean dip. Mo hotter mo better

  2020-05-20 14:24

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  How is my day

  You're just jealous of all the automated thank you messages I got from hot guys on Twitch when I sent them my entire paycheck. Who's the simp now buddy?

  2020-05-20 13:50

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  How is my day

  M'sir not ALL women are so disrespectful as the cur in this internet maymay, there are plenty of nice girls out there who aren't just after your Richard(see it's funny because the nickname for Richard is Dick like a penis hehe)

  2020-05-20 12:32

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  superior book chads rise up

  Nerds are going to be mad forever about Game of Thrones and everyone else is over it.

  2020-05-18 14:58

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  me irl

  I prefer Gobsmack

  2020-05-17 16:39

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  Abandoned pup lands himself a full-time job in a petrol s...

  He was born a poor black dog

  2020-05-15 02:17

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  Corolla virus

  If he even got it yet. Me and others I know are still waiting thank God I'm essential and don't need need it

  2020-05-14 00:27

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  Start the wars

  Didn't they also come arrest a lady for asking why Muslims were allowed to have prayer services in a public park when others couldn't?

  2020-05-13 23:09

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  Marylin Monroe was murdered by JFK

  Apparently she would eat food in bed and then when she was done she would just lift the sheet, pour the rest of it in the bed, cover it up and go to sleep on the other side. She was on meds for a reason.

  2020-05-13 23:07

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  Marylin Monroe was murdered by JFK

  They were probably grossed out. She was apparently so gross that Clark Gable almost didn't bang her she also couldn't keep a cleaning lady

  2020-05-13 15:10

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  Dobson

  It's kinda different just taking pictures of someone's sexy cosplay and coming up and telling someone to make their tits smile

  2020-05-13 12:30

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  Always

  WHO LET RICHMOND OUT OF HIS ROOM?!

  2020-05-13 11:37

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  Dongs in an achievement

  Sending you hugs my guy. Hope things turn around. If you need to talk or something lemmie know

  2020-05-11 10:21

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  The Cootter

  Why not both? Not at the same time, but I dig church and Caravan Palace.

  2020-05-10 13:29

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  Title

  Have you seen bigger scarier siren head?

  2020-05-10 13:23

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  Timeless Miracle, if you were about to comment

  The Dead Pirates. Dunno really their status atm but it seems unlikely they'll be putting out anything else. The video for UGO is amazing too

  2020-05-05 15:02

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  Sharon!

  Heather is such a great artist

  2020-05-05 14:58

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  IF SHE BREATHES...

  He probably will. Me and my younger sister HATED eachother growing up now we're best friends. Dont get to hang out much but the love is there

  2020-05-05 13:22

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  She is cute

  Same but I got about half way through season 5 and watched clips of the other seasons

  2020-05-05 11:36

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  Put On Your Thinking Caps Children!

  You ask if theres a discount if you buy in bulk. If yes again say you'll touch base with your partner and see if this product is right for you. Or just shit yourself and scream nonsense at the poor bewildered salesman. It's your life bro

  2020-05-04 20:33

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  I play the kazoo

  Is that Groucho with the gun?

  2020-05-03 19:23

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  Invader Zim T pose

  I hope Netflix throws money at Nick and Jhonen Vasquez

  2020-05-03 16:17

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  Don't ask...

  True facts bromigo. If you haven't check out the video for that song it's super weird iirc

  2020-05-03 12:37

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  h

  The only man who steals my sleep is my terrible boss who gives me nightmares. But that's just because he's a super huge asshole, nothing to do with the man part

  2020-05-03 12:32

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  Don't ask...

  Well now I have the Robot Unicorn Attack song in my head....thanks.

  2020-05-03 03:01

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  She is cute

  I just want Winds of Winter...Dream of Spring isn't happening but I have hope for WoW

  2020-05-02 14:42

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  She is cute

  You can't be late with eternal disappointment. Just everyone else gets sick of seeing it.

  2020-05-02 08:38

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  Nooooo

  The only thing that could save this situation is some Cradle of Filth

  2020-05-01 12:39

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  Mood

  Poohluminati*

  2020-04-30 15:19

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  Next time use chink, gook or zipperhead for a better reaction. Funfact: the name zipperhead comes from running over corpses in the Korean and Vietnam war and the tracks would leave a zipper like pattern

  2020-04-30 11:46

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  Honestly which one if you sick fucks likes that Tag?

  Ravioli ravioli DON'T LEWD THE DRAGON LOLI

  2020-04-30 11:35

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  You'll be meeting him pretty soon bucko

  Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God

  2020-04-29 14:58

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  Tt

  If he's a priest he's a cleric not a mage

  2020-04-28 01:08

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  Yy

  I read that as 'Fancy child bouquets' at first and was very confused

  2020-04-27 12:40

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  Hmm

  Thank you Stormy

  2020-04-26 03:00

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  Worst governor? I'd say New York or Michigan

  Same but Walmart. But f'real thank you for what you're doing.

  2020-04-26 01:42

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  Worst governor? I'd say New York or Michigan

  And he doesn't call his mother enough

  2020-04-25 03:44

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  20 years later still no answer to that mystery

  Fun fact: in a cartoon network flash game Double D throws his hat in the air in excitement and there's nothing that exciting to be seen

  2020-04-23 23:11

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  The 9 Iron

  If you didn't use a 9 iron you're Andrew Ryan's bich

  2020-04-21 01:56

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  Why do you ignore so many warnings and die like this?

  Experts: Everyone needs to stay 6ft away from eachother and have no more than 10 people in a group Carnival: Hold my facemask

  2020-04-19 01:26

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  Let it sink in....

  *Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

  2020-04-13 18:32

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  Soccer Moms

  To be fair OP probably only changed the bottom part the top was most likely just generic facebook mom like bait

  2020-04-13 10:19

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  Riddle me this! Who is best, at playing fast?

  The amount of diaper butt surgeries is too damn high

  2020-04-12 12:00

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  Candle lit supper yo

  Just a suggestion to anyone who's a fan of British comedy. Go on AmazonPrime get the free trial of BritBox and watch Psycoville, Inside No.9 and League of Gentlemen. They're nothing like KUA but all super amazing shows

  2020-04-11 22:53

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  Eazy

  Driving down the street in my Panzer tank Sittin' drinkin' Cris' with my bitch Anne Frank And when I step into the club's you know I'm steppin with style Raise my left hand, party people say "Heil!"

  2020-04-10 22:53

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  Fuck off furrys

  Jizzed on the elevators and humping all around the hotel. It was so bad no other hotel would take them

  2020-04-10 10:53

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  nooo

  Long Butt Beatrice

  2020-04-08 12:23

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  My favorite image ever

  Vietnam? More like pressed hams!

  2020-04-08 10:49

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  Title

  Bird?

  2020-04-06 17:46

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  Good old times

  Driving, Speaking, Simultaneously This should be illegal, For everyone but me Meet my wife, My child, And most importantly My carphone, My carphone

  2020-04-06 10:40

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  god I hope not

  Welcome to the spooky jungle

  2020-04-05 12:17

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  dongs in an umbrella

  Both the regular kind and many mutant ones that are bigger, stronger,faster, harder to kill ect.

  2020-04-05 09:45

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  Too dank not to share

  Tiger King's husband was bad about pointing guns at people, guy asked him to stop. He told the guy wouldn't go off without a clip, put it to his head, pulled the trigger and found out he was very wrong in his assumption that it wouldn't go off

  2020-04-04 13:58

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  Exotic

  Your mom fed your dad to the tigers?

  2020-04-04 01:52

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  dongs in a tweet

  I will never financially recover from this - Batch the Jew King

  2020-04-03 11:19

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  My name is not important...

  Toki turned him on to Animal Crossing.

  2020-04-03 11:03

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  Listen here fat

  Hey poor kids are just as talented as white kids!

  2020-04-02 19:21

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  Title

  I'm an oldfag goth was probably in high school around those times. As an adult I now have 2 Gir 'costume' hoodies(don't zip over the face but look like Gir) and 3 general Gir graphic hoodie. Lots of tshirts and a signed lunch box my broinlaw gave me

  2020-04-02 14:55

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  Title

  Upvoted while wearing a Gir hoodie cause I'm a faggot

  2020-04-02 13:38

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  Nice

  No that's the average number of teeth of Joe's harrem

  2020-04-02 01:53

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  he knew ...

  And it makes some of the not 5% then act like this because bygosh I found toilet paper and baby wipes so I'm buying some incase these people don't stop being crazy before I run out

  2020-03-31 13:01

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  Biden is a fool

  Only if you're white. If you're some kind of other colour you're not racist just stupid. You must be saved by a smart white person who isn't racist

  2020-03-31 11:50

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  they’re grrrreat!

  It's Husband Flakes. They're more than good, they're grrrreat!

  2020-03-31 00:13

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  Don Lewis didn’t kill himself.

  Carol Baskin. She covered her husband in sardine oil and fed him to the tigers

  2020-03-30 11:47

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  Young but not immortal like his wife

  Basically a married Tyreen and Troy Calypso

  2020-03-30 11:45

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  Reality

  Aren't those the birds that beat Australia up and took their lunch money?

  2020-03-29 21:35

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  m

  That's an insult to lobotomites but they're definitely not roboscorpions so I guess lobotomites are the best comparison we have

  2020-03-29 18:15

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  Tiger King for president 2020!!!!

  Joe Exotic is the Tiger King Doc Antle is King of Bitches

  2020-03-29 00:21

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  and that’s a fact

  It's what transgenders want to be but never can so they end up yeeting themselves

  2020-03-27 10:49

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  F is for friends who do stuff together...

  The rabbit kills the Guinea pig and makes pancakes

  2020-03-27 10:47

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  Thank you.

  Scrolling through random when I found this. Hope you're doing well

  2020-03-27 00:51

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  Boomer remover to the rescue

  I got 5 rolls of double roll toilet paper, a pack of wet wipes and a wad of Subway napkins. Time to invest

  2020-03-25 01:36

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  Title

  I got the chicken pox at 27 instead of the Corona virus

  2020-03-22 15:24

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  I'd like to believe this is real... So I will

  You know it's fake because she would NEVER call out an actual problem causing country

  2020-03-22 11:46

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  What is she doing out of her kitchen?

  Local Mom wants to volunteer her services

  2020-03-18 12:49

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  Florida Man

  You wanna buy my cousins ears on a disc?

  2020-03-18 08:55

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  Ottomans knew

  Ya know why Constantinople got the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks.

  2020-03-18 01:47

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  Disneyland

  You can't snatch the baby. You ask much much it is, maybe do a turn around the market to see the other babies before deciding.

  2020-03-18 01:42

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  There goes my date!

  It's all a big plot by the Illinois nazis

  2020-03-17 10:41

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  dongs in an education

  Grandpa tell me bout the good ol' days. When we could shoot commies and the world hadn't gone crazy

  2020-03-17 10:38

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  Title

  Cybermen got elegance going for them

  2020-03-17 01:35

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  uno reverse!

  Won't you take me to FUNKY TOWN!

  2020-03-16 10:32

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  well well well,

  Nah your white so that legally makes everything you say racist. LET THE NONSENSE CONTINUE ON OVERDRIVE!

  2020-03-15 16:07

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  Kim Jong Un also shot a 25, on an 18 hole golf course the...

  It's not fat it's power

  2020-03-15 12:55

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  "Stupid dog! You made me look bad!"

  I'm voting Ramsay/Fred in 2020.

  2020-03-14 18:15

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  Yeet

  I think maybe everyone's just reading the first part and not the 2nd part of it being a quote from a woman who's idiot brother got shot robbing a dollar store

  2020-03-14 18:02

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  Yeet

  Yes, he’s robbing them. OH, WELL! Call the police, that’s what you’re supposed to do. You’re not supposed to take matters into your own hands. - Sister of idiot who got shot robbing a store

  2020-03-14 06:56

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  What a shame!

  We need to help the people!*rejects bill that helps people* Why would Trump do this?

  2020-03-14 06:47

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  What A Steal!

  Soap: Am I a joke to you?

  2020-03-13 16:46

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  Jumping to conclusions much?

  I think it was David and Becky

  2020-03-11 19:52

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  God

  Don't give up friend! my husband thought he'd never find someone who loved him or someone he loved enough to marry, we've been together 8 years now and are happy as ever! Just always make sure to take care of yourself

  2020-03-11 17:55

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  It be like that

  OREO

  2020-03-10 13:34

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  99% of feminists explained

  There is Martina Big and her husband who got the melanin injections. So if they wanna be "black" it's definitely possible, but they'd rather just whine

  2020-03-10 13:32

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  Truth

  Healthy at every size

  2020-03-10 13:17

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  haha

  Who needs independence when you can have gibs? Brought to you by Big Thot Gang

  2020-03-10 13:12

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  dongs in a crystal

  To the shadow realm or as I like to call it Venezuela

  2020-03-10 01:06

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  Lol

  What they think communism will be like

  2020-03-09 14:57

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