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  Guess im gonna see satans.princess

  Chuckles nervously in 5’1

  2021-02-07 15:30

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  C-MEN

  Ok but why he gotta be so damn thicc tho

  2020-11-15 01:59

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  my life be like this...

  That’s one I’ve never heard before. Do you make enclosures for them? I’m actually rlly curious

  2020-11-11 16:17

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  my life be like this...

  I have the weirdest hobby. I collect snakes

  2020-11-11 16:16

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  worse than crack

  Collecting snakes is expensive

  2020-11-11 07:39

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  never again

  Note to other introverts: you don’t have to try and change yourself to be extroverted. You’re all good how you are

  2020-10-29 09:41

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  how the pets feel

  For some reason this genuinely made me sad

  2020-10-28 16:19

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  Timmy

  Amen, fellow snake owner. This one is quite the adorable little hognose. I want a hat like that for my snakes

  2020-10-21 10:18

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  Water is a plant

  Oh WAIT I remember u

  2020-10-20 15:12

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  Water is a plant

  Damn

  2020-10-20 14:56

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  Water is a plant

  That’s.... me

  2020-10-20 14:54

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  Water is a plant

  He looks like half-Mexican Neil deGrasse Tyson

  2020-10-20 14:47

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  My friend has something to say

  Never

  2020-10-19 18:31

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  yeet

  Me: *a snake owner with over four of em* don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

  2020-10-18 08:45

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  Memery

  Jokes on you I don’t wanna exist

  2020-10-08 10:10

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  Cant chinaman stop causing trouble for five minutes!

  Fuck it, the whole plant’s gotta go

  2020-09-29 17:11

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  Both or fine to me

  Also idk if you’re trolling, but if you’re not I’m telling you right now, that is not something to be insecure about, as a male or as a female, or anything else. That is both healthy, normal, and also in my opinion and MANY others extremely attractive as it shows a very healthy body type and overall just adorable and lovable. I know I sound dumb, but I can’t say enough about this. I hope one day you won’t be self conscious about your body ♥️ Remember that you rock no matter what

  2020-09-29 16:52

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  Both or fine to me

  I don’t understand how anyone can see something as normal and healthy as that as unattractive. I actually think that’s really attractive

  2020-09-29 16:08

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  Cant chinaman stop causing trouble for five minutes!

  We’ve got a city to burn

  2020-09-29 16:00

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  Oh yeah

  Why do I have this odd feeling that I’ve been to the place in the background of the first pic...

  2020-09-27 23:20

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  Wish i hadn't seen it

  I only had one for four days and I couldn’t put any pressure on the entire side of the foot to walk on it. Horrible

  2020-09-26 17:24

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  SOND....

  Ok

  2020-09-25 11:47

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  Get a load

  Is this a thing that happens?

  2020-09-25 10:32

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  SOND....

  Btw your pfp is cute

  2020-09-24 15:48

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  SOND....

  When you’re an introverted, antisocial person like me who can only handle about 30 minutes of social time every three days, it is hard to find someone who wants you

  2020-09-24 15:47

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  Oooew

  I am a female and I can still feel this. Rip

  2020-09-24 14:51

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  SOND....

  Can relate. We can be forever single together

  2020-09-24 11:29

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  Title

  I showed this to my dad and he genuinely laughed. I hope you know how rare of an honor that is. Good work, friend

  2020-09-23 21:40

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  Rainy days

  This is beautiful. I’ve looked at this for five hours now.

  2020-09-20 08:44

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  Tf is that

  * disgust*

  2020-09-20 00:13

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  Expert

  I’m pretty sure that’s a dude

  2020-09-17 13:38

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  9mk

  Cause they’re the only states that MATTER

  2020-09-17 10:16

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  Gotta love snakes

  I totally wish more people had the same love and appreciation for snakes. Not only that, but I wish more people did the research they need to do. I do hours upon hours upon days of research so that I can take care of my snakes; I have a friend that accidentally killed her turtle because she didn’t know you have to use a thermostat very sad to me

  2020-09-15 07:13

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  Gotta love snakes

  I have four now since you recommended gettin snakes as pets! I have a Mexican Kingsnake, a corn snake, a red tailed boa constrictor, and a big female ball python (the ball python I will be receiving tomorrow to be specific)

  2020-09-14 16:06

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  In case you haven't noticed - pretty satisfying

  No problem, bro. You’re all good

  2020-09-13 14:34

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  In case you haven't noticed - pretty satisfying

  Monday, ?, ?, ?, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

  2020-09-13 13:39

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  Gotta love snakes

  Two of my snakes eat frozen but my boa and my Mexican Kingsnake won’t

  2020-09-12 19:41

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  watch the grill

  The grill: nothing to do here

  2020-09-10 15:46

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  goodbye balls

  I’m a girl and this still physically hurt me somehow. F.

  2020-09-07 10:34

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  How y'all doing?

  Someone but I never put myself out there so I’ll just be lonely forever and I have no motivation to go to college or school and my grades are falling so quickly and I feel so trapped but I know I have to go to college and every night the existential dread sets in and I have nobody to go through it with because I have no friends and I’m so utterly alone

  2020-09-05 17:26

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  How y'all doing?

  I have life really good but for some reason I’m sad all the time but I feel guilty about saying anything about it since I’ll seem spoiled so I just wallow in my introverted loneliness because I dont have the energy to find friends and even if I did I’d push them away because I hardly have the motivation to respond to a text message let alone be a good friend to anyone so I just let it be because it’s better for everyone and there’s this huge hole in my chest where I want to love

  2020-09-05 17:24

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  Aha

  *any ad* *shit they can’t explain*: NanO tEchNolOgy

  2020-09-04 17:51

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  Take your chances

  I’m going to ask Siri to pick a number between 1 and 10 and whatever she chooses is how attractive I am

  2020-09-02 23:14

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  True

  Guess yo girlfriend’s home is mine

  2020-09-02 17:50

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  And she still has a will to live

  Oh my gosh thank you so much

  2020-08-26 13:11

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  And she still has a will to live

  Damn bitch went from Mona Lisa to Stuart Little fast af

  2020-08-26 11:48

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  I swear to god if you say it I will end you

  Couch potato

  2020-08-24 12:03

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  that’s a hard one, let me know your choice!

  I vote tik tok goes

  2020-08-21 21:23

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  title kills pedos

  Oh no what a terrible mom the main character has! She doesn’t want her prepubescent 11 year old child dancing inappropriately half naked in front of strangers.

  2020-08-21 15:34

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  staring contest

  Grew a whole extra eye and everything

  2020-08-20 22:38

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  true

  Why should anyone...?

  2020-08-17 15:44

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  Beautiful memory

  Just realized there’s a naked statue ass in the background of this template

  2020-08-17 14:31

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  true

  So does “I didn’t just molest your brother”

  2020-08-17 13:32

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  bye serotonin

  Me: hits puberty . My happy brain chemicals:

  2020-08-17 12:35

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  I would rest 24 hours a day if I could

  It’s kind of pitiful how I force myself to hang out with someone for an hour, then need three business days of recuperation before having another human conversation.

  2020-08-16 19:38

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  Say his name: Cannon Hinnant

  Cannon’s story needs to be heard. His name needs to be remembered. There is no reason in this world to murder an innocent child in cold blood. No. Excuse.

  2020-08-16 16:36

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  I forgot

  i FoRgoAt

  2020-08-15 21:18

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  Middle of the road

  As middle child, can confirm

  2020-08-12 20:04

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  Why I hate deep water

  ...

  2020-08-10 16:38

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  Hockey fights vs Basketball fights

  As a hockey player and NHL fan/season ticket holder, I can confirm

  2020-08-10 16:32

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  Jslosshaoakdnejsos

  Hell fucking yeah. Swept the Rangers and playoffs here we come! watch out, we have 2 Finns with the best chemistry in the league and we have Svech

  2020-08-08 20:48

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  Hugs are important.

  I haven’t had a hug in a while.

  2020-08-08 14:30

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  Jslosshaoakdnejsos

  Jokes on you, I don’t have a man

  2020-08-08 09:23

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  Jslosshaoakdnejsos

  I’m a girl and even I know it’s always bros before hoes

  2020-08-08 08:54

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  Missing Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross

  Where’s Bob Ross

  2020-08-07 21:04

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  Titty

  I push everyone away, and I wonder why I’m lonely all the time but I don’t wanna put myself out there cause I’m an introvert who would be forcing myself to do something I don’t even enjoy, yet I’m still lonely because I’m too depresso to feel like I could ever be enough for another person when I can’t even take care of myself or muster the energy or motivation to respond to one text when someone actually tries to reach out. Fun

  2020-08-07 17:21

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  Sameee

  Why can I smell this image?

  2020-08-07 10:33

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  Stralia

  I can’t figure out how to DM for the life of me, but I dug up this conversation just cause I was so excited to tell you that I got my snake today! Four foot long male who I quickly named Caito (pronounced KAY-toe). So happy; my little nope rope is so curious and active. I love my new danger noodle.

  2020-08-05 00:21

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  Stralia

  I am losing my shit, as you could guess!! Wow!! Mr. Aho is a miracle worker and Svech with a damn hat trick yesterday. Hell yeah, that’s what I call a good qualifier sweep. Not to mention today I received my pet snake, Caito! Two HUGE things in one day!

  2020-08-05 00:19

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  Nobody is safe

  Sure! I’m on the app now but I can’t see any way of direct messaging anyone

  2020-08-02 20:43

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  Nobody is safe

  Yeah, I do

  2020-08-02 19:37

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  Nobody is safe

  All good here thank you

  2020-08-02 19:30

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  Nobody is safe

  Thank you

  2020-08-02 19:25

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  Gay niggas #3

  Succ

  2020-08-01 13:01

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  brown pencilfish (they like to swim at the top of the tank)

  Everyone else: *hating August 1* Me: *over here learning a shitload about fish*

  2020-07-31 22:38

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  pervert

  Well in that case

  2020-07-31 18:53

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  Nobody is safe

  That’s me...

  2020-07-30 15:35

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  Nobody is safe

  Exactly. And then going home to family and other communities and spreading it once they get there

  2020-07-29 19:36

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  Nobody is safe

  

  2020-07-29 19:35

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  Nobody is safe

  We both lyin ain’t we

  2020-07-29 19:18

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  Nobody is safe

  Pretty damn good hbu

  2020-07-29 19:15

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  Nobody is safe

  Sup bro

  2020-07-29 19:11

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  Nobody is safe

  Children: sponsored by COVID

  2020-07-29 19:02

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  rip

  RIP

  2020-07-29 18:59

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  I made this for you, BruhSoundEffect69

  *disgust*

  2020-07-29 17:02

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  rip

  *guess I’ll die meme*

  2020-07-29 16:55

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  rip

  uh oh

  2020-07-29 14:11

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  It's true

  I was referring to the person who originally posted this, because I am certainly an incompetent human too. I meant nothing mean by it, but I can see how it accidentally came out in that way. If so, I apologize

  2020-07-29 12:57

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  It's true

  Ah, I see you are a man of incompetence as well can relate.

  2020-07-29 12:42

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  Aga

  English does not have easy grammar from what I’ve heard from foreign friends it’s apparently pretty difficult

  2020-07-29 12:34

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  Stralia

  Thank you so much! I will probably have questions once I get one

  2020-07-29 06:20

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  That's no football

  Adolf Kitler

  2020-07-29 00:06

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  Stralia

  That’s so cool!! Also, happy start of hockey (sorta) Hope you got to watch an exhibition game today (I watched Pens vs Philly)

  2020-07-28 23:49

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  Stralia

  Since I am a beginner, I’m getting a simple corn snake because I want to get the hang of being a snake owner before I get anything more difficult or needs more care. I’m so excited to take care of it! Snakes are my favorite animals and now I finally get to have one!

  2020-07-28 23:45

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  That's no football

  

  2020-07-28 23:33

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  Hot as fuck

  How the fuck is this so oddly accurate

  2020-07-28 23:16

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  Stralia

  I know that nobody really cares, but I’m getting my first snake soon! So very excited!

  2020-07-28 23:15

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  Invest

  And you will definitely be rewarded in life for doing that. Never stop. On a side note, your pfp is pretty fucking awesome

  2020-07-28 21:50

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  Invest

  Here for you too

  2020-07-28 21:40

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  Invest

  Literally giving another person basic, decent human respect is not being a simp just because it’s going from male to female. Any guys want an insider hint? When a guy is respectful to me and doesn’t treat me like a worthless and disposable object, I speak for all decent women when I say that we deeply consider you as more of a man.

  2020-07-28 21:39

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