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  Zoomy sports

  All motorsports suck ass *refuses to elaborate further*

  2022-02-21 17:38

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  Shit

  Or measure the lengt for the possible world record

  2022-02-16 02:59

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  Shit

  As a German I can tell you that this is one of the 2 available designs here. This design is much better because no splashing, easier to clean you can't drop your phone in it that easy and you can also look at your poop.

  2022-02-14 13:26

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  could a normal locksmith or aaa even get it open?

  You can still tow this truck. You would need something wider and heavier like a real tank.

  2022-02-14 03:26

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  We all hope Facebook and Instagram leave Europe

  Southern islands of Greek probably.

  2022-02-10 14:55

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  Bruh

  Weaklings, I have a 45 hour work week. And sometimes I work much more.

  2022-02-10 14:52

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  airbag

  The middle one on the right side looks like a Peugeot 206 and this has an airbag for the passenger and the little dip for stuff. The airbag is under the black plastic facing th passenger.

  2022-02-06 06:35

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  1937

  or Volkssturm....

  2022-02-05 12:42

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  Everything you need to know

  Me neither, I have no idea what's going on in north America and to be honest...I also don't really care.

  2022-02-03 15:48

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  Run...

  He didn't manage to sink the aircraft carriers. And he also didn't destroy the fuel reserves wich can be considered a big mistake.

  2022-01-30 04:03

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  The Hobbit

  Nice, your only problem is that we don't care.

  2022-01-27 00:23

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  Sweet home Allahu Akbar

  Every time I see this the guy in the right side reminds me of "crawling in my skin...".

  2022-01-23 10:04

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  Update at 2000

  Here we see a wild internet in a nutshell.

  2022-01-19 03:40

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  You don't say... shocked

  Nice, but sadly we don't care.

  2022-01-14 12:54

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  Decisions decisions…

  After all this "answers" I still don't know the reason? So he shut down a pipeline and fired all workers everywhere and put small companies out of business and therefore supermarkets have empty shelves?

  2022-01-14 12:43

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  Decisions decisions…

  I am not from the USA so can someone tell me how this is the presidents fault?

  2022-01-14 10:42

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  Guess

  It eggs two four six eight gas liquid solid....??

  2022-01-03 01:58

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  No fucks given

  All men are just big kids.

  2022-01-03 01:55

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  Wine corks I promise

  I thought they were artificial vaginas.

  2021-12-28 06:36

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  You know german humour?

  *"Schwerer Gustav"

  2021-12-17 06:35

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  Think About That

  Memedroid is just stupid propaganda being pushed out. I am thinking about leaving. I only use Memedroid when I am on the toilet but even here it feels like a waste of time.

  2021-12-16 19:37

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  Why are we still here... just to suffer?

  The book trilogy "His dark materials" by Philip Pullman.

  2021-12-16 13:58

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  Coming soon to CNN: "Brave Jogger finds woman choking and...

  All black people are criminals and it is Joe bidens fault because he stole the election. You only get the joke when you are from the USA. Just ignore it, Memedroid is getting more and more filled with political propaganda from the USA.

  2021-12-16 11:29

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  Why are we still here... just to suffer?

  No need for a doctor, I can diagnose....her(??) with total retardation within a few seconds, no appointment needed.

  2021-12-16 04:34

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  Rip

  ??

  2021-12-16 04:31

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  Self explanatory

  The old Land Rover Defender looked much better, the new one just looks like one of this shitty city-only-SUVs

  2021-12-15 13:37

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  I see the light

  It should be legal to smash those headlights. Fuck this shit.

  2021-12-15 11:51

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  jaaa, sehr gut

  Rum und Kirschen für die Waffeln Schnell Schnell

  2021-12-15 11:29

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  You've heard of elf on the shelf

  "Get ready for a fuck"?? I am always ready to fuck.

  2021-12-15 06:39

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  Hanover Fist

  I also save the fat from cooking meat and I also save foil that is still perfectly fine. Have you ever cut a sponge in half so you clean with half a sponge and later use the second half to reduce cost for sponges? Post WW people did this a lot.

  2021-12-15 06:34

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  bike > car

  Nah, I just bought a house nearer to my job.

  2021-12-15 01:36

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  bike > car

  I went to a lot of places by bike. If you are in good shape that shouldn't be a big problem.

  2021-12-14 15:36

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  bike > car

  Ok, thanks then for not bringing more facts and constructive ideas to the table. We sure love people who just show their linguistic skills combined with some memoticons.

  2021-12-13 23:53

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  bike > car

  I once walked to a festival in north Bavaria and that was about 700km and I enjoyed it to be on the road for almost 2 weeks.

  2021-12-13 18:33

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  bike > car

  How far away is your work that you would need 2 hours with a bike? I went to work by bike a few times in summer and it only took me ~50min.

  2021-12-13 18:31

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  hot tub

  You can slowly drown a bunch of people while they kill each other for the last bit of oxygen and breathing space. See who will last the longest with actively drowning the others just so he can survive a few minutes longer.

  2021-12-13 18:16

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  PC players in a nutshell

  Also the average price for let's say 25 games of different genres and the subscriptions needed for 2 years worth of online gaming. I never owned a console but I heard they make most of the money with the additional purchases. Can someone confirm?

  2021-12-13 18:13

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  2021 wasn't a very good year for video games, let's hope ...

  Titan Quest just got a new DLC over 15 years after the game was released.

  2021-12-13 13:08

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  Hmph

  Because some people just downvote because they don't like somebody. Maybe I called a lot of people on here names or weeb shit.

  2021-12-12 05:50

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  Him?

  I always wondered if the people from the pictures know that they are used for memes.

  2021-12-12 05:48

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  Hmph

  Left side is skyrim right side is Oblivion.

  2021-12-11 07:47

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  rey or Leia¿

  Not saying he is wrong but he still is.

  2021-12-11 04:26

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  Cat turd

  My point is that a lot of people here are not from the USA and don't give a shit about your politics.

  2021-12-10 17:39

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  Cars and wine age much better than phones

  Spoiled pieces of shit buying a new phone every year.

  2021-12-10 17:35

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  2021

  I only know about 1,2,3 and 6. For the rest I have no clue what it is about.

  2021-12-10 17:28

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  Cat turd

  As someone from Europe I don't understand it because I don't know these names. Therefore this "meme" didn't amuse me and received a downvote.

  2021-12-10 17:25

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  Aren’t we all a little bit scared?

  Yes but how shitty is your life if you can waste time (wich is limited for everybody) on watching videos especially pointless bullshit. Why don't they have better things to do?

  2021-12-09 12:57

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  oof

  Weeb trash

  2021-12-09 12:36

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  Aren’t we all a little bit scared?

  I don't know who he is but by your description I question the intelligence of his "fans" and don't understand why you watch a fat fuck eat a lot.

  2021-12-09 12:34

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  lol

  Most plastic in the seas are fishing nets. We really need an alternative to plastic in this nets maybe something based on biodegradable fiber.

  2021-12-09 12:32

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  Jerma joke

  Shove the carrot up your own ass.

  2021-12-08 13:18

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  Vote in the comments!

  Nobody cares

  2021-12-07 12:06

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  Omicron is mild because of the vaccin...

  Waiting here to watch the shit show in the comment section later.

  2021-12-07 12:06

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  Hmmm

  Huh? I didn't know we were socialist and I live here longer than most users live on this planet.

  2021-12-07 08:39

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  Hmmm

  That was the "großer Zapfenstreich", the highest military honor a civilian can get in Germany.

  2021-12-07 08:38

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  wishing it to be June 9th

  Waiting with you

  2021-12-06 13:36

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  jet fuel hoax

  The turbine is compressing air in the combustion chamber as far as I know. The expansion and the V shape of the inside of the turbine is creating pressure to push the plane forward. That is like saying a car runs on air.

  2021-12-06 13:34

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  FUCK ME: In the wake of Austria's drastic lockdown of unv...

  We legalized weed?

  2021-12-05 15:26

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  His Name Is My Name Too

  I will wait with you

  2021-12-05 15:08

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  Come Back, Please

  Then do it somewhere else, most people here give a fuck about American politics.

  2021-12-05 05:48

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  The Nuremberg code was developed to prevent the kind of e...

  This news can't even write her name correctly. Very credible source I guess.

  2021-12-04 12:29

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  account : @botw.meme

  Is op stupid or was this a mistake on purpose?

  2021-12-03 06:41

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  Added the Original Doom :)

  Ori and the blind forest

  2021-12-02 16:17

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  tru

  Thanks for replying to an old ass comment. Also I don't understand what you are trying to say.

  2021-12-02 14:36

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  A nip in the air

  Took me a few seconds but this is gold. Mind if I steal your meme to show it to friends?

  2021-12-02 14:33

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  Zwiehander

  For additional damage, they were very creative when it came to wounding and killing people.

  2021-12-02 01:03

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  jk just keep giving everything to gafams cause no one can...

  Bing is great I have been using it for years now.

  2021-12-01 13:45

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  Zwiehander

  A katana is a weapon designed to slice and cut. East Asian weapons and armor were much different to European weapons of the same time. I just explained that the European sword were so heavy on purpose.

  2021-12-01 09:03

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  if this opinion hurts you then good your a bad person

  You even gave it different names....but nice to hear that you call yourself "dumb shit".

  2021-12-01 09:01

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  if this opinion hurts you then good your a bad person

  You already uploaded this..... Nobody likes people who fill moderation with multi posts. Have an unfollow.

  2021-11-30 17:44

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  Peasants

  Leaving this here to read the comment section later. Op seems like a total retard and later I want to read all his comments.

  2021-11-30 17:43

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  Silly Germans!

  As far as I know it is illigal. The only thing allowed is that if you have a "Patientenverfügung" you can allow them to stop the machines that keep you alive but active euthanasia is murder and therefore illigal.

  2021-11-30 17:33

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  Bois

  The T-Rex wins, telling from experience.

  2021-11-29 07:38

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  Ha

  Just don't follow any Media. I turn on the radio on my way to work once a week for the 5 minute news to check if Corona is still a thing.

  2021-11-29 07:30

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  Dad jokes

  Lol XD so funni

  2021-11-29 07:25

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  judgement commences

  You are probably right but I don't care.

  2021-11-29 01:39

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  I think he killed himself

  I always wondered how he got the poison into the courtroom.

  2021-11-29 01:38

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  judgement commences

  You are also probably gay but don't want to admit it.

  2021-11-28 17:20

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  Sad irs noises

  Adopted counts as first grade relative. Step counts as first if your parent and the step-parent married or else you count as not related and everything over 10k will be taxed. Don't take my guara tee for it, I am no certified professional.

  2021-11-28 17:18

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  judgement commences

  OP is probably gay but doesn't want to admit it.

  2021-11-28 12:32

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  Sad irs noises

  The good thing in the German tax system is that for every rule there are a bunch of exceptions. For example gifts are taxed based on how close the relatives are. 1st grade relatives are allowed to give up to half a million Euro to each other every 5 years.

  2021-11-28 10:50

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  Zwiehander

  Most medieval swords where blunt weapons. They mostly relied on the force of impact to break bones even through metal plate armor and secondly on the ability to pierec through chain mail armor. They were never designed for elegance just for brute force.

  2021-11-27 18:00

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  when people say that France always surrenders

  The Germans also had a song about geese in the first world war (Wildgänse rauschen durch die Nacht). It is a beautiful song until you listen to the lyrics and realise the fatalism they had in mind, knowing they will die within weeks.

  2021-11-27 17:52

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  Oh Jesus!

  As a German I don't get the joke.

  2021-11-27 07:18

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  Le

  ...double comment....

  2021-11-26 19:30

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  Le

  If my daughter dates a man in his 50s who is married and has kids I am more concerned about her bahavoir than anything else.

  2021-11-26 19:29

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  Bill

  Thank God you are not communists like us Germans who have to wait an hour and then pay nothing.

  2021-11-26 14:05

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  Thanksgiving 2021

  As someone from Europe I can't relate to any of these "memes".

  2021-11-26 11:12

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  Dammit give me peace

  I am not using my phone that often. I have less than half an hour screen time per day.

  2021-11-26 07:11

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  Dammit give me peace

  No

  2021-11-25 02:18

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  Horst

  No need to ask I know what he texted.

  2021-11-24 12:40

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  No love for Tau

  I stopped playing when they announced the 6th edition. And only played WH-Fantasy anymore but they killed it completely. Now I only play dropfleet commander.

  2021-11-24 02:18

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  Dammit give me peace

  Who the fuck drew He-Man taking a crap?

  2021-11-24 02:15

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  No love for Tau

  I also played Tau and Chaos Marines but I stopped playing 40k about 10 years ago and sold everything.

  2021-11-23 08:19

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  bahahahah ...

  I wish they would offer anybody the vaccine and then open everything after 4 weeks. Whoever gets sick and is not vaccinated doesn't get treated. All discussed problems solved.

  2021-11-23 08:12

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  Me trusting someone for the second time

  It's a little surprise tool that will help us later.

  2021-11-22 14:21

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  But taxes make everyone's life easier!

  Thank God gambling (including lottery wins) are tax free in Germany.

  2021-11-17 03:37

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  But taxes make everyone's life easier!

  OP probably just made 9 memes in one panel.

  2021-11-17 03:36

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  Sticker Bandits with the A GAME

  Compared to Germany this is still about 60% cheaper.

  2021-11-15 06:20

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  Is that what it looks like

  In Germany the breeding of short nosed pugs is forbidden. Thank God I have a pug terrier mix with no breathing problems.

  2021-11-09 06:44

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