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  Can’t Understand Normal Thinking

  Jaguar XJ12 with a V12 and average consumption of 12L/km : allow me to introduce myself

  2023-12-24 06:03

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  Title

  Bro drew an electrocardiogram with LAD before dying

  2023-12-24 05:58

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  Cursed meme

  Live, Love, Smoke Crack, Laugh

  2023-12-20 06:25

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  Bro really say

  He most likely suffers from Tourette Syndrome. He didn't choose to have it bro...

  2023-12-19 04:18

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  Georgia police

  I mean it certainly isn't the cop who's running over a pedestrian... cops may act rough but the whole country be acting like GTA 5 but irl so....

  2023-12-19 04:09

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  Disturbing Santa meme

  How do you know he isn't on this picture ?

  2023-12-19 04:06

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  Remember

  Where meme on memedroid

  2023-12-19 04:03

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  Spidermeme

  It's free real estate AND I get a nice roommate too

  2023-12-11 08:19

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  Kurt Angle stare meme

  What is it? Crack? Is it crack that you smoke?

  2023-12-11 08:15

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  Just a plane in his natural habitat

  Me, a plane expert : Ah yes, this Cessna is clearly thirsty

  2023-12-10 17:14

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  Bad Doctor

  You take one xray every ten year. The doctor is exposed to 200 per day for fourty years...

  2023-12-10 17:13

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  dongs in a shark

  *sad shark noises* why can't I make any friends

  2023-12-07 15:36

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  Fiery frustration

  When you realize you put the baby in the oven and the steak in bed

  2023-12-07 02:44

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  Now i can see the cock im sucking :3

  Mf went from 480p to viewing the world in 4K

  2023-12-06 16:23

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  I don't know if he could have possibly hit any more peopl...

  TRIPLE STRIKE

  2023-12-04 16:10

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  dongs in a gift

  Yes, anything you want my king

  2023-11-27 14:37

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  Mash potatoes on Thanksgiving

  Add truffle to it and die of culinary orgasm

  2023-11-26 09:09

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  Self-sufficient heavy machinery

  The machine be like "gotta be careful and try not to break anything "

  2023-11-26 09:07

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  Monkey leader

  What happens if I do the dog ?

  2023-11-26 08:23

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  wtf

  "Damn dude look at dat ass on the left "

  2023-11-24 08:28

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  Squid Games 2 IRL

  You can see its not the glass that fell, it was just the sheet covering the pre-existing hole so its not really dangerous per say

  2023-11-23 16:39

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  Man, i wanna play skyrim there

  Its an awesome structure, it just didn't need screens on the outside of it

  2023-11-23 16:34

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  Relatable

  Dang it Michelle it's so funny! See you at this afternoon's cricket match Love, Gerald

  2023-11-23 16:32

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  Found this dog on the side of the road. What dog is it?

  Get your eyes checked its a fucking deer dude

  2023-11-23 16:29

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  Kids?!

  Kids get served last and start eating when the owner of house does, not before. Teach your kids some manner and respect for their elders.

  2023-11-23 16:28

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  Don't be asking for a tooth removal

  As a medical intern I do not recognized any of this foreign equipment they use in their hospitals...

  2023-11-23 16:27

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  One of the worst feelings in the world

  Got all the juicy nutrients and vitamins in there

  2023-11-23 16:26

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  Oof

  "Fuck this, I'm not gonna Pika today"

  2023-11-23 16:24

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  no milk, no diarrhea, problem solved

  I have to disagree, we are perhaps not as friendly as other countries but we are very polite More than Italians and Spanish if I might add

  2023-11-22 15:17

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  good croco

  Don’t let it get too close to your sausage just in case

  2023-11-22 09:45

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  IRS meme

  Did you loose weight after taking the shit?

  2023-11-22 06:03

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  They know

  I dont even need to look it up on my phone, I just need to talk about it out loud and Google be like "gotchu king here's what you need"

  2023-11-22 06:02

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  French village massacre

  No, this is the consequence of too much immigration. Studies show that French people aren't asking for the government to allow weapons , only that they ask it to stop massive immigration... The authors of this were of Arab origin.

  2023-11-22 05:58

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  Public restrooms

  Noooo!!!! You can’t tell me that I have XY chromosomes and not XX!!!!!! Other kinds exist!!!! Me: Biologically there is only XX or XY

  2023-11-22 03:48

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  Can I Have More Pixels Please?

  But I was just about to play with them now

  2023-11-22 00:46

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  Blech

  Damn he's hot

  2023-11-21 16:54

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  Chevy

  Cars nowadays : Really? Some 93 octane gas and not 95? Ok well now I will not start then

  2023-11-21 16:50

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  Give a man a fish and he will feed his family for a day.....

  YOU GOTTA LIVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!

  2023-11-21 16:48

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  Give a man a fish and he will feed his family for a day.....

  Also perhaps if they didn't live in a FUCKING DESERT WHERE NOTHING GROWS we wouldn't need to send them some food

  2023-11-21 16:44

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  You will eat ze bugs

  Mémoire du butter, Circa 1923 colorized Volume 1 : How to become butter

  2023-11-21 00:39

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  title

  Yes they do, they have a venom gland situated posterio-superiorly to their jaw that delivers some venom that has anti-clotting abilities... so that you bleed to death

  2023-11-20 16:08

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  title

  And fucking venomous too

  2023-11-20 15:02

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  Customer shows her Stanley cup survived after being left ...

  Bruh the paint on the cheap one I bought for 15€ chipped off a few hours after starting to use it so… the metal on it is so thin and slimsy I know I don’t even need to step on it to break it

  2023-11-20 14:01

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  disturbing

  Yeah, hoodie gang to keep warm in winter

  2023-11-20 13:28

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  Customer shows her Stanley cup survived after being left ...

  Yeah but really fucking sturdy. I can litteraly stand on mine with my whole weight and it won't break

  2023-11-20 08:27

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  That salami better say it's prayers

  Colorectal cancer (one of causes is nitrates found in processed meat) : - Allow me to introduce myself

  2023-11-20 08:23

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  People crying over their math homework

  When the math book is already soaking wet and you hesitantly answer through tears "43 ?"

  2023-11-20 08:22

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  Customer shows her Stanley cup survived after being left ...

  I have a Stanley cup like this, they're expensive (you can get some other "vacuum insulated cup" brands for way cheaper) but I didn't know they were that durable

  2023-11-20 08:19

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  Big butt in 1992

  Plastic surgery : allow me to introduce myself

  2023-11-20 08:13

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  Worst Game of 2023 meme

  Walking Dead : Destinies

  2023-11-20 06:03

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  This mess has left the station

  The therapist when he sees a girl with purple hair dressed as a cat walk in his office : "I'm buying a yacht this year!"

  2023-11-19 17:22

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  Drinks

  FYI other animals are known for getting drunk on naturally fermented fruits found in nature so…

  2023-11-18 13:56

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  Her best life

  I’m in 6th year of medicine taking the 3rd step of the USMLE to become a board certified physician… I believe I have worked harder both physically and mentally than a waiter/ess… I’m rooting for ICU which I believe has a higher workload than being a waiter… just saying

  2023-11-18 06:40

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  Her best life

  Yeah but that's your job and it's what you're paid to do. So if you can't do it properly it's not my problem

  2023-11-18 02:54

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  Home is where the heart is

  Live, love, smoke crack

  2023-11-18 01:21

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  Owls are all legs

  Wtf is this update… mamamia why did you do this Novageck

  2023-11-18 01:18

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  Look, a vampire!!

  Vampire be having an existential crisis "What if I'm actually just a vampire on the outside but a good person on the inside?"

  2023-11-16 16:43

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  It's not her Vulva anymore

  Volvo was made because there was a need for reliable vehicles to hold up in the harsh cold swedish winters Yeah they're probably a leader in terms of safety and some models are quite comfortable but damn the XC60 Hybrid of my mother be sippin 11l/100km wtf

  2023-11-16 16:38

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  Rocking chairs

  Rocking chairs also stimulate thinking Until they don’t because you leaned back too much and hit your neck on the table behind you and died

  2023-11-16 06:04

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  god made a miracle

  And then bikers be like « omg car drivers are all assholes they all kill us » Perhaps if you weren’t going 120mph at a crossroads and not running a red light your chances of dying from hitting a car or truck would decrease a lot

  2023-11-16 06:02

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  yeah

  This won’t probably fly for more than 30 seconds once shot so the amount of fuel consumed in that amount of time would be minimal so perhaps no need to think about weight distribution

  2023-11-16 03:19

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  Yoshi cake for his birthday

  She tried her best to make a cake to a grown-up 30 year old kid so shut up you ungrateful asshole

  2023-11-16 03:18

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  satisfying

  If anyone is wondering why it doesn’t break; it’s because they submerge the wood in a special solution that softens it so that they can easily bend it without it breaking

  2023-11-16 03:15

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  Forever alone birthday meme

  Enough to make a grown man cry… he made a cake, cleaned up his place and put some decorations on and no one came…

  2023-11-15 10:26

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  Yes meme

  I dont get people who pay like 50 bucks for priority boarding... like the plane won't leave earlier you know

  2023-11-15 05:43

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  Minecraft video meme

  Universal Minecraft sign of peace is crouching

  2023-11-15 02:48

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  Accurate

  Ugh that is so true… a scheduled appointment is 15min but patients often come with a list and ask the doctor about so many things or wait until the end of the appointment to say « actually doc could you also take a look here because… » You would now believe how often doctors start at 9am and finish their day around 7pm

  2023-11-15 02:07

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  WHOLESOME

  *The kid named paint*

  2023-11-15 02:02

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  Parents taking there child's birthday money

  Idk about the US but in Europe they’re expensive as fuck

  2023-11-15 02:01

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  Happy

  Also is he dipping pizza in ranch sauce? My man here is a fine gourmet

  2023-11-14 15:38

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  Happy

  Ffs, I have some friends who’s 2 and half year old kid refuses to eat without looking at a tablet… wtf is the world we live in nowadays

  2023-11-14 15:38

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  Some people are just degenerates

  Man what the fuck

  2023-11-14 11:51

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  Car go brrrr

  Car nowadays : help I’m running on 95 octane fuel you’ll have to clean my engine every 100 miles Cars in the 80s : some unrefined crude kerosene? Thank you king

  2023-11-14 11:49

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  For Wednesdays

  Imagine in the night, you sit to take a shit and the frogs be like « ew dude wtf is that » before seing a log fall on them and paralyze them to death

  2023-11-14 06:56

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  waking up early

  *FBI wants to know your location*

  2023-11-14 06:54

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  mom getting me out of the house

  Badger's like "not again, plz let me back inside, I'll even do the dishes"

  2023-11-14 05:57

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  Bike vs train

  Wow a short-circuit... absolutely no danger for the people inside the subway but probably very expensive to repair...

  2023-11-14 05:56

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  meme

  Alright then… keep your secrets

  2023-11-14 02:42

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  meme

  Wtf did it do? It killed your whole family?

  2023-11-14 02:35

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  *pain*

  His balls : Adios

  2023-11-14 02:32

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  meme

  Liver failure is deadly so perhaps try to reconcile yourself with it

  2023-11-14 02:32

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  What’s green & smells like Ms. Piggy?

  You forgot the unicorn-poop flavored LGTBQ glitter

  2023-11-14 00:24

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  Title

  Aw shoot man, I knew I should have studied for this test

  2023-11-14 00:23

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  meme

  Your liver : please no not again

  2023-11-14 00:22

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  Bzzbzz

  I dedicate it to my roomate

  2023-11-13 15:53

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  This sh*t needs to work fast I’m struggling here

  Not at all. It’s a dynein or kinesin protein walking on a microtubule carrying some cargo to either build the microtubule or help destroy it before or after cell division. But 10/10 for the video tho

  2023-11-13 00:37

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  Teacher

  Teacher be like: « Okay so 1+1=2. Anybody have any question? Good alright, now let’s calculate the radius of Jimmy Neutron’s mom if she drove a car at 194 eagles per hour on a Hawaiian autobahn»

  2023-11-13 00:29

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  yeaj

  University teacher: « all humans are social creatures who need contact with others » Me, a certified introverted: « I highly doubt that »

  2023-11-13 00:27

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  0

  The more you know *insert meme*

  2023-11-11 14:44

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  0

  Bro wtf I’m citing you basic biology and you’re bringing out a comics character… smh

  2023-11-11 11:22

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  0

  Regenerating only means create new cells. But the more a cell replicates from the original DNA strand, the higher the chance of a polymerase not noticing a replication error, which if viable means the cell becomes malignant and potentially cancerous.

  2023-11-11 09:43

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  0

  Technically that would just cause cancerous lumps inside your organs and on your body which would lead to multiple organ failutes so pretty horrible death I suppose

  2023-11-11 09:26

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  To have a baby elephant as a friend

  Im not a vet but if your dog weighs as much as an elephant, I think something is wrong with it

  2023-11-10 14:21

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  HOOOLD

  The alligator minding its business : bOnjoUr

  2023-11-10 14:20

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  Fat Tony

  I have Adblock and Ublock and no ads when I play a video

  2023-11-10 14:18

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  Fat Tony

  Adblock and Ublock : allow us to introduce ourselves

  2023-11-10 14:17

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  Orcas hunting

  I didn't realise that orca's were actually pretty fucking smart

  2023-11-10 08:43

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  You can't unsee this

  Because teeth are not made of bone, they are made of dentin inside and enamel on the outside to protect it.

  2023-11-10 02:41

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  I had forgotten

  I had the exact same book and I thought the cities with the toy cars and the lights were so fucking cool

  2023-11-09 13:49

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  Meme

  Why is he fat as fuck

  2023-11-08 16:33

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