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  still got it

  Spintires

  2026-08-13 02:30

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  Just say it

  It's like their programming lags because it can't find a wholesome word to replace it with, sounding like Kryten in Red Dwarf

  2026-08-04 02:27

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  Last HVAC day

  As Photonicinduction once said: you'll be :dead: before you hit the floor

  2026-07-30 02:19

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  Modern Problems

  You sound like you leave a tip when paying a parking ticket

  2026-07-25 06:34

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  Prime existence

  Amazon: you know those people that work for us? How can we make their lives as miserable as possible?

  2026-07-24 07:13

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  Bro got a raise and her whole family unlocked direct deposit

  And "dumped"

  2026-07-18 05:32

  +1
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  Thought this was pretty cool

  You get to use cranes in a similar way when you tip your truck over, which will happen a lot

  2026-07-11 05:25

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  Short girl detected

  Same thing

  2026-07-07 06:08

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  Last words

  Dude, I almost had you

  2026-06-25 05:11

  +1
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  Average Tuesday traffic

  GTA 4 lobbies in 2010

  2026-06-18 05:24

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  rare ride

  Because people just want an iPad on wheels just for getting to work and back

  2026-06-13 06:29

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  good luck

  It means run like fuck before it explodes

  2026-05-22 05:32

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  Minimum wage olympics

  You just know the advertised role was "labourer"

  2026-05-13 06:07

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  career scam

  Me with a Master's in data analytics

  2026-04-27 08:05

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  Memedroid had a good run

  I've had a look through the slopfest that is Google Play store, and I fear Memedroid is the last of its kind

  2026-04-03 08:09

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  Mercedes Teams cars

  You'll just have to disable it after every update

  2026-04-03 07:47

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  I will not be taking questions

  Alternative Polka

  2026-03-25 07:47

  +1
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  Epic Games layoffs affect over 1000 workers worldwide

  Just the bottom line then

  2026-03-25 07:30

  +1
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  dongs in a limo

  Is that Gintoki there or just someone who has a very similar design?

  2026-03-22 06:37

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  Looking into age verification laws and suddenly seeing bi...

  That's exactly what they want you to say to any valid criticism

  2026-03-09 08:05

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  Kids wont understand

  Still can, if you have an old laptop lying around pull out the dvd drive and get a USB adapter for <10 currency

  2026-03-06 04:47

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  Mafs

  The day UK starts sending illegals to war is the day the boats will start going the other way

  2026-03-06 04:41

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  Robot after one week in Poland already one of the guys

  I was expecting it to lob the bottle at the car after a near miss

  2026-03-03 07:23

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  The Labour Party in the UK just lost a council they had f...

  Gorton and Denton in Manchester, the only thing those areas have got going for them is that they're not Moss Side or Cheetam Hill

  2026-03-02 07:03

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  So if we thank it we can pop the bubble faster

  I always sign it off like a fixer in Cyberpunk, speeds up the process

  2026-03-02 06:29

  +1
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  Strong

  In present day he'd be sent to prison for life

  2026-02-22 06:15

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  The alternate dimension would soon be overpopulated and t...

  Still an improvement

  2026-02-19 07:20

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  online safety not veyr safe sometimes

  Habib doesn't keep a copy and leak it to god knows who, dickhead.

  2026-02-12 05:41

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  online safety not veyr safe sometimes

  Sorry for wanting to keep what's left of my privacy

  2026-02-11 06:27

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  Top 3 truck drivers who live on a different timeline

  They must be wondering why they're always over on the weighing stations

  2026-02-03 08:03

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  YES this mushroom is edible... unless it kills you

  Anyone who uses ChatGPT for this kind of thing deserves everything that happens to them

  2026-02-03 08:00

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  People who google "Google"

  Then the retards click the result for Google as if the search bar isn't up there

  2026-02-02 06:20

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  succ jail arc

  They're going to FLIP when a bunch of Italians come out of it

  2026-01-31 07:17

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  Pretty sure it's staged, but, really, who cares?

  Yeah it's staged, music is only forbidden during prayer

  2026-01-29 07:15

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  Bright enough to blind the night

  How bright are they after a head on collision?

  2026-01-19 06:05

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  SMOOTH CRIMINAL

  The ink got in my eyes

  2026-01-18 08:29

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  N ot even a question

  R eally close to getting it now

  2026-01-16 07:23

  +1
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  dream shift

  Could have fun with this as a lucid dreamer, just drive to work in a Mad Max vehicle, straight through the front doors, the write-up would be hilarious

  2026-01-14 05:41

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  D

  Or Taylor Swift

  2026-01-11 10:03

  +1
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  The Daily Planet's editor isn't oblivious, he's just dumb.

  Anyone else read that like it's a SolidJJ video?

  2026-01-11 09:57

  +1
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  just say what you want bro

  My response is always "that depends entirely on what it is"

  2026-01-05 05:15

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  Even Putin's special envoy is mocking Mamdani for being a...

  I'm surprised they didn't learn from the last time that carrot was yanked out of existence

  2026-01-04 08:44

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  Deadzone

  But she won't say no, because of the implication

  2026-01-04 08:25

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  When Windows gives up and you meet Linux

  Anti-Cheat software still get in the way?

  2026-01-03 08:08

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  righhhhhtt

  And no holes in the other side

  2026-01-02 07:25

  +1
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  Even his name needed censorship

  You know something's wrong when a Family Guy joke becomes reality

  2025-12-16 06:47

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  Time to move

  Should try the red ones, with "2x spicy" on the packaging

  2025-12-15 08:08

  +6
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  fusion record

  And watch that get buried too

  2025-12-15 07:35

  +6
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  I truly hate my HP Laptop

  Highly Problematic, worst laptops I've ever had to fix

  2025-12-14 06:19

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  I truly hate my HP Laptop

  Could be worse, the Nvidia chip could fry itself and kill the whole thing.

  2025-12-14 06:18

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  My bad.

  And Houseplant, wherever it is now

  2025-12-14 05:57

  +1
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  Hiking in the air

  How do these text to speech voices keep getting worse? It's like an endless race to the bottom

  2025-12-07 07:57

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  Concrete updates you definitely missed

  Cultural enrichment in action

  2025-12-06 07:15

  +1
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  Office holiday party discourse is getting heated again

  I'd rather not, the smell turns me off

  2025-12-05 06:27

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  No phones, just the moment and vibes

  "gambling your inheritance away" as Yorak Hunt puts it

  2025-12-02 06:58

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  I could have saved her the time

  She took a bar exam on a psychic's prediction, it means both things

  2025-12-01 05:53

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  This kid did math so fast it summoned a Guinness guy

  So magnificent that nobody wants to live there

  2025-11-27 07:56

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  The Masters of This Website Are Dumber Than Sliced Bread

  It's not much better on the mobile app when that menu appears after scrolling up 1mm

  2025-11-11 07:10

  +1
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  NYC: the New London... suckers

  A certain community had helpfully laid out a perimeter for you to build one

  2025-11-07 06:48

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  Incredible scene of a coyote persecuting road runner in r...

  Life imitates art

  2025-11-05 02:42

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  threads ain't it

  They disabled the option to stop seeing Threads posts on Facebook, and they're showing more of them

  2025-11-05 02:40

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  Clocking into your dream shift

  Postal shooting speedrun

  2025-11-05 02:24

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  no bars

  E.

  2025-11-01 06:51

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  rip rhombus arc

  I'm wired like a parallelogram

  2025-10-30 06:11

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  A bond forged on rewound tapes and rainy afternoons

  Guest House Paradiso

  2025-10-30 06:11

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  Boss wants answers and I need a lawyer

  I did that when there was a car meet right outside, went in for a coffee

  2025-10-28 04:02

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  Filipinos know they're racist, like everyone else on Eart...

  And all of the cultures they "appropriate" couldn't give a rat's arse, some even welcome it

  2025-10-24 02:56

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  Probably more than 3/4

  The other 1/4 better fits the nazi description

  2025-10-21 02:48

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  They warned us not to build the Torment Nexus

  We did it with Metropolis, now we're doing it with Cyberpunk

  2025-10-17 02:44

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  laptop says a lot

  HP: you've got a strong constructive dismissal case to build

  2025-10-11 06:40

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  gates & blair doomsday

  Except I don't store all of my vital documents there to make life easy for identity thiefs

  2025-10-08 02:43

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  Tribe living in Scottish woods gets evicted

  WE WUZ PIKEYZ

  2025-10-04 04:49

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  Lol

  Now of all times? Now the retards in parliament are gonna think that the digital ID threat is working

  2025-10-02 02:19

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  i hate so much about the things you choose to be

  Or sped up and stapled to a beat

  2025-10-01 02:47

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  Feels like home

  Also Houseplant's

  2025-09-28 03:45

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  Every group photo raises the same question

  Sure are putting it to good use

  2025-09-26 04:48

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  video game logic activated

  Fully restore my car by parking it in my garage

  2025-09-24 06:18

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  Fghhj

  No, Ted and Dougal were better

  2025-09-21 06:14

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  Pill popper

  You just know they'll keep The Walking Dead with that kind of bullshit, long after they run out of zombies and rebuild society it'll just be about some guy going to work

  2025-09-19 05:49

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  Phil Collins had the radio in a chokehold

  Now it's just Bruno fuckin Mars

  2025-09-18 07:53

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  good migrant behaviour

  No cars or Coca Cola for product placement on Mars,

  2025-09-18 07:39

  +1
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  ANDROID ALL THE WAY

  They're finally waking up

  2025-09-18 07:36

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  I realize now that I've been Bill all along

  Usually a mix of at least two

  2025-09-18 07:28

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  Silence from the left

  Those Ukraine supporters sure got quiet

  2025-09-11 06:43

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  Democrats with weapons should be outlawed

  When was the last time that happened?

  2025-09-11 06:33

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  i am the gym villain

  Think we can end migrant hotels that way?

  2025-09-09 06:55

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  solo DJ energy

  I don't care if the radio told you to like it, it's fucking shit, I'm not playing it

  2025-09-06 06:38

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  Those precious days of two weeks away, held up by bureauc...

  If you don't want gypsies in your hospital, then don't let them in the country

  2025-09-02 03:50

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  Dude took a nap and time-traveled

  Who's idea was it to shoehorn an actual ad into a meme?

  2025-08-16 04:21

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  burnout lunch break

  I'd make it my mission to make everyone involved regret their decisions, bring up the 90's postal shootings and everything

  2025-08-08 05:45

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  Battleship mind games reach new lows

  She taught me everything

  2025-07-31 06:12

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  app did a reverse uno

  And from it came a site where you can rate the women who used it https://teaspill.games/

  2025-07-29 05:16

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  Ubisoft pushing back on the stop killing games campaign

  They've ditched Need for Speed, not that I mind because it's been going downhill for a while, but they have to sacrifice something for the next FIFA game

  2025-07-22 02:24

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  Shitpost

  Or Reddit

  2025-07-20 04:32

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  Good behavior on the Tokyo subway required!

  I can take an educated guess

  2025-07-18 02:34

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  Type shi

  Some sites make you pay to decline, those can go to hell

  2025-07-17 02:23

  +1
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  Title

  Downvote if you're a bot

  2025-07-14 02:39

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  I don’t know

  One with 4 wheels

  2025-07-12 05:36

  +2
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  Explaining resume gap? NDA bro

  Until it leaks all your shit when you threaten it

  2025-07-08 02:34

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  B A S E D

  Text to speech fuck off

  2025-07-07 02:36

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