Últimos comentarios

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  wot?

  

  2024-08-27 00:07

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  dongs in a festival

  Diversified his head from his torso

  2024-08-27 00:03

  +11
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  oooh burn

  Good to see he got one burn in before getting ultimately roasted

  2024-08-27 00:01

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  Wrong craze....

  My kid just found my silver one in a desk drawer. Forgot I still had it. Held like 100 low res songs

  2024-08-26 23:47

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  Funfact

  Still better than most crap in the billboard top albums now.

  2024-08-25 11:49

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  Excavator dance battle

  *Australia taking notes*

  2024-08-23 21:46

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  A safety notice on an AH-1 Cobra Attack Helicopter."

  Well now I’m going to rotate it even harder

  2024-08-23 21:44

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  proof that you love your cat

  Good way to get a paw swat to the face walking into room

  2024-08-23 21:43

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  Camping for pro Climbers

  Done it many times. Usually so tired from climbing that it isn’t hard to sleep unless it’s windy. Sleep in harness and attached to safety anchor. Best views while taking a piss ever.

  2024-08-23 21:41

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  Poor Guy

  With a large intracranial hemorrhage, part of the skull is removed to relieve pressure. In severe cases, it takes a long time for swelling to go down and the skull part is kept in a freezer and then reattached once safe to do so. Someone must’ve cleaned out the work fridge

  2024-08-21 03:20

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  Bad design

  Engineern’t

  2024-08-20 20:07

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  Charge $2100 a month in New York City

  Panic room/gun safe. False wall. Also whiskey collection.

  2024-08-20 20:05

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  Thank my dude!

  

  2024-08-20 19:53

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  When the fish don't want to bite

  That’s Frank. Frank is an asshole

  2024-08-17 14:31

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  Racing af

  Mountain biking is fun AF. But yeah, screw the roadies.

  2024-08-15 18:09

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  if you find a bear, don't worry , they are this chill

  I’ve run into grizzlies dozens of times in Alaska. They are impressive to see up close.

  2024-08-15 18:06

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  Glock 19 wins every time

  Just went skeet and target shooting with the kids today

  2024-08-15 18:01

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  Snake playing dead

  Snek Sniper

  2024-08-15 17:52

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  Doggo waiting for taco Tuesday

  He thought it was toddler Tuesday

  2024-08-15 17:51

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  Senior discount

  I’m going back for more now

  2024-08-15 17:48

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  When the fish don't want to bite

  

  2024-08-15 17:47

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  Some Harry potter level stuff

  When parents return from vacation a day early

  2024-08-13 19:46

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  Hahahahaha

  The witch

  2024-08-13 19:45

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  Oh lard he's a commin

  Making honey for all that cake

  2024-08-13 19:43

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  The Butter Penthouse. Keeps the poor condiments in their ...

  Cream cheese too on my fridge

  2024-08-12 01:10

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  They must feel so stupid

  Picking up that spare in bowling

  2024-08-12 01:06

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  Game

  Or did they…

  2024-08-10 23:37

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  ok

  …..H…O…L….D….

  2024-08-10 23:34

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  Climbing, meanwhile in germany.

  Hans…we meet at dawn at das Waterhorn

  2024-08-10 23:31

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  Title

  Manic marathon

  2024-08-10 23:29

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  Doing it for the DANK

  Me at work and in Memedroid now

  2024-08-05 02:57

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  What a night

  How TF Oscar not there. He’s a crack head for sure. He’s probably passed out under the table.

  2024-08-05 02:56

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  Lmao

  That’s darker than France’s immigration

  2024-08-05 02:53

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  shitpost

  I told me home builder to not do anything to the yard as his plan was crap. I put in lots of native plants and raised vegetable beds and have tons of birds and bees (have mason bees which are the best - can literally hold them). But fuck all the local rabbits that have popped up. They are the worst.

  2024-08-05 02:51

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  Sssssshut up and get me a whissssssssskey

  2024-08-05 02:49

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  wiping boogers on your girlfriend

  My wife is like a sleeping ninja cover thief but it’s ok cause I sleep hot anyway

  2024-08-05 02:47

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  He's right though

  Home intruder wrecker

  2024-08-04 23:27

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  i'm not sure i'd apologize for this. So was I supposed to...

  We got Memedroid Hemingway up in here

  2024-08-04 23:25

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  Silence of the Rats

  Can confirm. Parents would drink and you were free to roam around chuck e cheese with a mob of your friends while the horror movie electronic animals sang and danced. It was the best.

  2024-08-04 23:23

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  Pompous jerks

  

  2024-08-04 23:20

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  Wife material

  Spectators in the crowd

  2024-08-04 23:17

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  Creamy

  Organic cream. Health inspector rating A

  2024-08-04 23:03

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  Rotten food is bad

  I put them in smoothies and also pancakes when over ripe

  2024-08-04 20:41

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  War between monkeys

  Even monkey knows to get the high ground

  2024-08-04 20:40

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  What happened to Ryan Reynolds

  I am dad. Can confirm.

  2024-08-04 20:40

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  Pineapple on the pizza

  Or when someone orders their steak well done

  2024-08-04 00:32

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  This is how these antique pencil sharpeners works

  I had an old house built in 1920 with the 1921 sharpener attached to the wall still in the cold pantry closet. That house had “character”

  2024-08-04 00:29

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  The struggle is real

  Betrayed by that rope

  2024-08-04 00:16

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  Time

  2. 2 is good

  2024-08-04 00:14

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  Fake it till you make it

  “this is for cutting my balls off Susan”

  2024-08-04 00:13

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  Pls

  They eventually get retired as the shoes I run the garbage out in, etc. But never forgotten.

  2024-08-04 00:12

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  i hope it is because i cant take much more

  My index finger will retreat with about 5 pounds of pressure

  2024-08-03 07:19

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  The story of a based Canadian soldier during WW2

  Insert “I’ll fuckin do it again” meme

  2024-08-02 07:26

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  pull up

  Show your sister and family some respect

  2024-08-02 00:54

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  Turkish Redemption 2

  New skin unlocked

  2024-08-02 00:52

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  Cool surfing

  I tried that and face planted

  2024-08-02 00:52

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  Scaly cat

  Had a rattle snake strike and hit my mountain bike frame last year. Came around corner and it was sunning itself in the trail, barely missed it. Was riding solo about an hour from car. Would’ve been F’d had it got me.

  2024-08-02 00:50

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  oh no

  \/ / \

  2024-08-02 00:48

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  August 1

  Murder suicide efficiency 100

  2024-08-02 00:44

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  friendzoned

  OP likes to do cousin stuff

  2024-08-02 00:43

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  would have met up with you in your mum's pussy but I want...

  I accidentally had my mic unmuted on a teams meeting while taking a dump. At least video was off

  2024-08-02 00:41

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  How to socialize with people

  Nope

  2024-08-02 00:38

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  Lil kiss

  That’s one frisky steak

  2024-08-02 00:37

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  US athlete won with no chain

  No chain forcing him also to be no brakes…. All in

  2024-07-31 20:40

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  What the hell dad?

  Dad: Kid: Mom: All of Memedroid:

  2024-07-31 09:24

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  The Olympic Games in 1908

  Pole vault with no mat is nuts

  2024-07-30 01:14

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  My personal heaven

  My favorite weather on land and at sea are not the same…

  2024-07-29 04:21

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  shitpost

  for her and him

  2024-07-24 03:35

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  The Roomba after the car passed was like „Ok. Rude“

  Roamba

  2024-07-19 02:15

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  Good point from a great username

  Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

  2024-07-19 02:10

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  Many many many men

  IHOP : “sniper proof since 1958”

  2024-07-18 13:38

  +2
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  Nice one

  Everyone needs a #21 in their life

  2024-07-18 13:31

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  Bees and wasps

  Except doesn’t kill botulism spores. It’s like the 0.01% that keeps honey interesting

  2024-07-18 13:26

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  Eyes looking

  Forbiddener gloryhole

  2024-07-18 13:21

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  Stupid shoplifter

  Live by the pole…die by the pole

  2024-07-18 13:19

  +1
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  New Tesla competitor in Romania

  Windebago

  2024-07-18 12:15

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  Abducted

  

  2024-07-18 12:14

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  knew it!!

  You do know he deferred the draft 5 times (not that that was unusual for wealthy individuals that could do it). Iwo Jima was a literal hell hole of a battle with 3 Americans killed for every 2 Japanese over weeks of fighting. Probably the hardest battle in the pacific and likely contributed to decision to drop the nukes.

  2024-07-15 01:14

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  It's better to know

  Taxes

  2024-07-14 22:50

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  the graphics:1999

  That and goldeneye

  2024-07-13 12:07

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  Egg

  Cluck cluck MF

  2024-07-13 12:06

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  If Disney really cared about woke nonsense Ariel would ha...

  Merwhale

  2024-07-13 12:06

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  Title

  Peanut butter and crack sandwich

  2024-07-12 21:26

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  If you mess with the kitten... you mess with all of us

  Horde alerted

  2024-07-12 21:26

  +8
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  The color of the 90s

  Miss the 90s

  2024-07-12 21:21

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  damn

  Sir.. you can’t park there

  2024-07-12 10:57

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  Friday evenings with dad

  This hits hard

  2024-07-12 10:48

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  Potato supremacy

  PO-TA-TOES

  2024-07-12 10:42

  +9
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  Great cop

  Reverse uno Walmart edition

  2024-07-12 10:40

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  Let's play a game

  “Right in the kisser”

  2024-07-12 10:38

  +7
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  Hold your horses

  What those dogs doin?

  2024-07-12 10:33

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  Following

  Baaaby Ruuuth

  2024-07-12 10:29

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  Gate away....

  Knock knock Who’s there Audi Audi who Audi here with your door

  2024-07-12 10:26

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  Fat guy calves

  I’ve always been a hiker and mountaineer and have strong legs but my calves look like poles.

  2024-07-12 10:24

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  Wow

  I’ll shoot his gun off with my dick

  2024-07-12 10:22

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  Wowie

  dOeS thAt HuRt tHe PlAnT?

  2024-07-11 03:50

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  Harbor Freight special

  If LBGQ were a drill bit

  2024-07-11 03:46

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  Now reaching official 'find out' phase

  Old men with power don’t know how to relinquish said power

  2024-07-10 23:46

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  It's sad

  Too bad he didn’t stop after like 20 million and just disappear

  2024-07-10 23:46

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  Tips

  My phone is abou

  2024-07-10 12:40

  +1