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  The magic of opening task manager like a priest with holy...

  Fear will keep them in line,

  2025-12-16 14:33

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  same energy tbh

  Exactly. With that logic they might as well jail all fastfood restaurant workers for all the customers who die and/or suffer from obesity. Clown world to the extreme

  2025-09-19 14:22

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  Nothing stopping you from dressing like this

  After reading the list right?.... Please tell me it was after the list

  2025-08-13 14:54

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  Absolute legend

  Well yes but no. As a native African living in Africa, I can tell you for sure, we would cherish the privileges of being in a first world country. But alas, how quickly we forget the hardships we came from

  2025-07-28 15:35

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  bluetooth beach menace

  Often it just feels like background music to go with the theme of the never ending thoughts.

  2025-07-14 14:25

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  Slap yourself for your stupidity. It could only fix you

  For me it's when people bring astrology into astronomy, which I'm aoutodidacted on.

  2025-05-20 17:23

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  Disgusting

  You guys are sharing razors?

  2025-05-20 17:20

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  Me judging people for mistakes I just stopped making yest...

  Me, a superintellectual, judging people for making mistakes I will definitely make in future.

  2025-05-20 17:17

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  Your arms will be killing you

  Awesome when I'm sober and in a rush, sucks when I'm kinda high(on liquor of course)

  2025-05-15 17:38

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  you can't just close 32 Chrome tabs without a final scroll

  I have more than 100 pages open on at least 3 browsers. Every time I reduce them to below 50, they're beyond 100 within three days

  2025-05-15 17:34

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  pro tip: don’t get emotionally attached to your onions

  But I really love onions. How do I break my bond with them now?

  2025-05-15 17:32

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  true manhood is knowing Ursula had it all over Jane

  And the serenity to accept that he was happy and fulfilled with M.J(according to Spider-Man: Into the spiderverse)

  2025-05-15 17:30

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  Your arms will be killing you

  NonAmerican here, I've heard that Aldi's cashiers are fast as fuck, is that a real thing?

  2025-05-15 16:50

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  me saying no problem after doing something I hated

  That's... what doing someone a favour means.

  2025-05-15 16:46

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  me explaining my sensory issues like it's a TED talk

  You and me both. I bought a pack late last year when my current gf wanted to try anal and its still unopened till today. The lube is almost over though, so I've got that going for me

  2025-05-15 16:43

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  Two nukes? Depends if you're talking burgers or world wars

  "Let them fight"

  2025-05-14 17:20

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  Murderbot series on Apple TV+ is finally giving sci-fi wh...

  Haven't seen it but it sounds great, definitely gonna watch it. That being said, I think Bill Skarsgård is the best actor among the Skarsgård siblings. Stellan Skarsgård is unquestionably amazing, but Bill indubitably brings his characters to life in a unique way.

  2025-05-13 17:12

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  I've been there

  "Fuck this noise." That's my go-to phrase before I make a potentially lifechanging decision. Has never failed me yet.

  2025-05-13 16:57

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  You think Brave New World is good? Same, tired of pretending

  Bucky deserved to be the next Captain America more than anyone else. Makes more sense sense as he's already a supersoldier, and with his metal arm he'd be more badass than Steve Rogers.

  2025-05-07 15:04

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  Why have the McRib when you have..

  And that's all right

  2025-05-05 15:56

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  wiping boogers on feminism

  Thanks bro. You just taught me a new word— 'Divvy'

  2025-05-03 13:02

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  Me the second I see a security cam like I’m in Ocean’...

  Try working at a place with CCTV. You'll quickly learn the blindspots and start feeling like you're Jason Bourne.

  2025-05-02 16:30

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  Got a long weekend and my immune system said 'nope'

  Been sick for a week now

  2025-04-21 15:11

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  ok

  Coz fuck 'em, that's why. Also because I'm poor.

  2025-04-21 15:08

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  Typed 1 to 1,000,000 on a typewriter. 16 years later, sti...

  “He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will. 'It ain't much, but it's honest work'."

  2025-04-21 14:48

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  How do you like it?

  "Noot noot motherfucker"

  2025-04-19 11:00

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  What is math

  Physics is applied mathematics

  2025-04-15 17:16

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  What is math

  Math is a language used to describe the laws and workings of the universe/cosmos/reality

  2025-04-15 16:58

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  That's me

  Replace 'beer' with 'Hard liquor' and "I'm in you son of a bitch."

  2025-04-15 16:24

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  Trying to sleep but suddenly questioning the entire shape...

  Good question. But there's no 'Up' at the cosmic scale of the universe, only here and there. 'Up' is a subjective preposition and adverb.

  2025-04-04 21:47

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  Light

  Unfortunately, genius still requires curiosity and determination for it to actually be remarkable and useful

  2025-03-07 15:14

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  I'm sorry Jesus

  Can't believe I'm going to hell because of well-categorised nudes of my gf, and my exes, and gigabytes of porn

  2025-03-07 15:09

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  Funny sneeze meme

  Understandable, I sneeze when I'm really hungry

  2025-03-07 15:06

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  Sarah Connor meme

  How about the terminators just avoid building a time machine and thus prevent the whole thing.

  2025-03-07 15:03

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  All sentient beings

  Hell yeah, Optimum Pride (As in a group of lions, not the LGTV shit)

  2025-03-05 16:56

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  You tell ‘em Alex

  It is every citizen's right and responsibility to steal and share dank memes

  2025-03-05 16:51

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  Solar lighter

  Kinda looks like the Firenation crest. I dig it

  2025-03-05 13:58

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  Fuck Nury

  Fury Fury looks like a cool liveaction version of 'Invincible', disregarding race of course.

  2025-02-28 17:55

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  Windows 10 support meme

  As a medic, my maxim for both health and tech is, "if it ain't broken, don't fix it."

  2025-02-28 17:51

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  Windows 10 support meme

  I'm still running my 2007 Dell laptop on Windows 7 professional so at least I've got that going for me which is nice.

  2025-02-28 16:24

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  Yo

  "Well, well, we'll, how the turntables."

  2025-02-28 16:19

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  Just the way grammar used to make it

  I'm already retarded, having Asperger's would be kinda overkill

  2025-02-28 16:16

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  Windows 10 support meme

  Me: Laughs in windows 7 professional.

  2025-02-28 15:48

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  Great explanation

  Sagittarius A*, the black hole at the centre of the Milky Way galaxy.

  2025-02-28 15:46

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  He's Chinese. He could've hidden in plain sight

  Modern solutions to dystopian problems. This guy has his priorities right.

  2025-02-28 15:39

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  Timberwolves vs Lakers meme

  Life of a medic, but there's no left path.

  2025-02-28 15:36

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  wait what

  Coz you forgot to say No Homo, that's how.

  2025-02-28 15:20

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  Indubitably

  "Without hesitation, sir."

  2025-02-22 13:46

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  $Free money for sale

  See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

  2025-02-09 00:30

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  wiping boogers on the script writers

  The hero's journey

  2025-02-08 14:47

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  poof doof

  Wait untill you find out about the day of his birth

  2025-01-31 16:47

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  good job physicists

  Yeah, like antimatter, which is only a source of immense amounts of energy, no value at all.

  2024-12-23 15:24

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  Hippocampus

  Well the hippocampus is responsible for memory and learning, so you're not wrong on the campus part(though the etymology is actually based on its resemblance to a seahorse)

  2024-12-23 15:14

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  messing with the wildlife

  "We do a little tomfoolery"

  2024-12-10 17:30

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  I'd choose the Uranium

  I don't know, a girlfriend is already an atomic bomb, so no but actually yes

  2024-12-10 17:28

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  Meme coin meme

  Crypto spazoids when the HawkTuah coin came out.

  2024-12-10 17:25

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  Cool camera drone

  Heey, I remember you. I was the camera.

  2024-11-26 16:49

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  Cool camera drone

  Didn't someone do that cheaper with a camera mounted on a chicken's head?

  2024-11-26 16:30

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  Satisfying demo

  Thanks man, for a minute there i thought I was the only one who understood the reference

  2024-11-26 13:50

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  yes

  A woman who cheated on him with you.

  2024-11-23 16:20

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  nerd joke. Do you get it?

  Didn't know about the tungsten part. Thanks man.

  2024-11-23 16:14

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  Why

  That's why I only tell my dark jokes to other people's parents. That way, I can walk away from the lecture with zero repercussions

  2024-11-22 19:24

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  Satisfying demo

  What do you mean you've seen it, it's brand new

  2024-11-22 19:18

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  Too easy

  Almost got them all right, but I'm Pretty sure at least one of the flags was for retarded-gay.

  2024-11-22 19:15

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  The king

  Thanks, but can I download the videos to my phone? Ain't never subscribed to any streaming service and I sure as hell won't start now.

  2024-11-19 18:12

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  Man who killed his family escaped the interrogation room ...

  Nice freaking job. I had no idea about the Chris Benoit murder-suicide incident until your comment promoted me to look it up. Once again memesites proving more informative than mainstream media.

  2024-11-17 14:04

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  The king

  Been meaning to watch Mike Tyson Mysteries but I can't a site to download it.

  2024-11-17 09:07

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  I hope the Paul Tysin fight is not rigged

  No doubt. But can he hold his own against the literally legendary Mike Tyson.

  2024-11-15 20:32

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  Downsies

  In my country, retard is still used medically as a label for some delayed release drugs. Like "Retard Triplepen Penicillin."

  2024-11-15 20:19

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  apparel

  Shit on me if you will, but never will you catch me wearing crocs, not even when I'm dead.

  2024-11-15 20:11

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  LOTR is one of my core memories for sure

  Ashamed? My dude you get the blessing of experiencing it for the first time all over again. Count your blessings bro.

  2024-11-12 16:33

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  do you want to have a family?

  "Stability? In this economy?"

  2024-11-12 16:31

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  Physics? Never heard of

  "El gattooo!!!"

  2024-11-12 16:24

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  Let's all weep tears of blood

  Likewise. I only shed tears in sorrow for Family of a deceased relative or close friend.

  2024-11-12 16:21

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  MOFA

  "The answer to 1984 is 1776"

  2024-11-09 18:01

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  City vs town

  Reading "Small town Sheriff" had the "Try that in a Small Town" song playing in my head like it was theme music for a badass sheriff movie.

  2024-11-08 17:45

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  guess

  You're technically correct, the best kind of correct.

  2024-11-08 15:39

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  yes i know

  I'm currently watching Giovanni's Jojo's and honestly, Joseph Joestar was the peak of the series. Anything without him just feels empty.

  2024-10-15 20:50

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  jojo is good

  Ooh my God, Joseph Joestar is the best Jojo ever. Wish I could forget everything about Jojo's Bizarre Adventures so I could watch it all over again.

  2024-10-15 20:39

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  Dog owners will undestand

  Hold up. So her dog, for whatsoever reason, licked the guy's balls and now wants to lick her face? Wtf kind of massage parlour is this?

  2024-09-19 16:18

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  OP made the bad crop

  What happens next?! Transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

  2024-09-19 15:57

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  OP made the bad crop

  Yeah, I've got this new movie plot. basically theres this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers.

  2024-09-17 20:45

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  I wonder what she's doing this weekend? Something gay, no...

  Honestly, i think mullets are awesome and they never should have gone out of style.

  2024-09-10 20:12

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  Hitting the iceberg

  Having hit rock-bottom, the Titanic finally realised how low he had sunk.

  2024-09-10 20:06

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  Casual sex

  I've heard that the ladies don't actually like it when you come first. I don't know though, i think sex is a myth.

  2024-08-13 15:52

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  Checkmate

  Feminism this feminism that. I've never heard anyone talk about masculism, most people don't even know that such a word exists

  2024-07-28 14:19

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  Yoo

  Completely normal phenomenon

  2024-07-20 16:41

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  Submarine Races

  I get that getting head while driving is a crime, but how about jerking off while driving?

  2024-07-19 19:28

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  Is it over?

  The 30s are the best years of your life, you've got considerable energy free time and money. It ain't much, but it's honestly true statistically.

  2024-07-18 19:57

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  Summer break

  Step 0 - "I won't waste my time off like last time"

  2024-07-18 19:50

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  Eminem smiling meme

  Then you get your order and realise it's mom's spaghetti and you're tripping balls at the dinner table

  2024-07-18 19:41

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  Bruce Lee's training routine

  Shiiit, just did the same bro

  2024-07-18 19:14

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  Hate your job?

  But my job is teaching astral projection, what do

  2024-07-16 14:51

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  Kkvlv

  There's a rat at our workplace that has become the bane of my existence. Always popping up at the worst moments like when I'm serving a customer or trying to enjoy my lunch. I think she's just bitter that I'm younger and get paid more than her.

  2024-07-14 18:23

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  smart houses go brrrrrrr

  Redundancies, extremely important in any sector involving modern technology

  2024-07-12 19:55

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  Maybe a lil offensive

  "There she blows! Ready yourselves seamen."

  2024-07-11 19:19

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  Anime rice

  Name of the anime, I'm looking for this scene specifically

  2024-07-02 06:34

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  Is it even necessary?

  Comes with a yanket absolutely free

  2024-06-30 17:34

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  Johnny test

  Nobody believed it but the boy's best friend was a talking dog

  2024-06-11 19:36

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  I'd take the same

  Heard that he's a vagician

  2024-06-11 19:25

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