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  Boi is bigger than wolves

  It's a Great Pyrenees.

  2020-02-05 12:45

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  xp

  When you fully upgrade the starting weapon.

  2019-08-01 08:04

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  Good to know

  Sounds like something a terrorist would say.

  2017-07-23 17:45

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  comment trump is hench on next post

  Thank you Palmer Luckey for this delicious meme.

  2016-09-24 09:10

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  Don't waste your data !!

  I was too lazy to do the math. Whatever 37.5*10^6*4 is (4 for average 4ml assuming.) It's a lot of data.

  2016-04-16 09:47

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  Don't waste your data !!

  Assuming you're a healthy male you'll have 3-5 times that much.

  2016-04-16 09:43

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  Don't waste your data !!

  Your math is way wrong. Males ejaculate on average 3-5ml of semen with approx. 100,000,000 sperm per ml. So what's 37.5mb x 100 million?

  2016-04-16 09:35

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  I challenge thee!!

  Since you must be human to summon help you are effectively drinking (amount*2+1).

  2016-04-01 16:33

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  ITS HAPPENIIIING

  You could have Google Fiber and download it in 10 minutes. But it wouldn't matter, nobody can play it.

  2015-11-08 13:11

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  Title Can't Render Your Mom..

  Dx12 is still super new and few games even support it right now. By the time Dx12 is in the mainstream your setup will probably be more or less obsolete and could be replaced by a single graphics card of significantly lower cost. Save your money, kid.

  2015-11-08 13:06

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  G

  Play a game on pc, lock it at 30 fps, then lock it at 60 fps. See a clear difference, feel stupid.

  2015-11-03 18:38

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  Wish I'd gotten these as a kid

  

  2015-10-26 13:39

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  welcome to russia

  If it works...

  2015-10-15 20:08

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  List of swear prefixes and suffixes in case you ever need...

  Sounds like anal beads.

  2015-10-15 16:39

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  Truth

  I've put many hours in DS1/2, and even with a glass cannon build you should be able to shrug off at least one hit from most enemies. If you're getting one-shotted frequently you may want to rethink your build/playstyle.

  2015-10-07 20:14

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  Truth

  At least in Dark Souls when you swing a weapon, you know you'll make contact. Have you ever tried to fight a mud crab with 15 in short swords? Your attack missed. Your attack missed. Your attack missed. Your attack missed. Your attack missed.

  2015-10-06 08:30

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  true story

  2008 called, it wants it's meme back.

  2015-08-29 10:06

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  .

  We do this at Kohls too. Anything under $2.

  2015-08-13 18:15

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  .

  This speaks to me on a personal level.

  2015-07-05 18:48

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  Rekt 360 Headshot No Scope

  Reminds me of Fallout.

  2015-05-11 13:48

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  its smoother now

  You get screen tears at 59fps, so in this case one frame does make a difference, although that's not the point of the meme.

  2015-05-08 20:03

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  My fiancé is German....

  Aborigines are essentially Australia's "black" people.

  2015-05-04 20:26

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  You know you're desperate to not get grounded

  Your history is saved on your computer not the modem... Smh

  2015-04-04 16:39

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  nature is amazing

  It's also worth noting the arm that seastar lost will grow another body.

  2015-03-08 11:27

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  I built a computer recently, and I can relate to this.

  It all depends on the game, but generally speaking you're gonna need SLI.

  2015-01-12 09:41

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  Indeed...

  Not sure if for giant ding-dong, or "giant ding-dong."

  2014-11-20 10:32

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  Damn!

  Too bad he'll most likely be shot before he makes it back to the kitchen. Detroit ftw.

  2014-11-06 10:11

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  Why are we not funding this?

  Beer needs to be cold not cool.

  2014-10-29 12:41

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  welcome to the friendzone

  Yeah, your mom's vag, asshole.

  2014-09-27 00:43

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  welcome to the friendzone

  I thought China was the only country with over a billion people. Learn something new everyday.

  2014-09-25 12:35

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  Good news everyone! Samsung Note Edge is almost here

  Never really bothered to smell my dog's feet...

  2014-09-24 16:36

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  there are still good people

  Cats have two sets of eyelids. Looks weird if you see them blink both.

  2014-08-13 09:52

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  You decide.

  Ben Franklin said this. Give credit where it's due when you didn't come up with it.

  2014-07-11 12:48

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  Germans...

  It's a moped though...

  2014-06-17 17:13

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  Dolly

  This is what gay men think vaginas look like.

  2014-05-30 20:44

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  science bitch!!!!

  What about if you're no longer a teenager?

  2014-04-21 12:09

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  thanks ivan!

  My mistake.

  2014-04-10 01:11

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  thanks ivan!

  Looks like Stalker: Call of Pripyat to be exact.

  2014-04-09 23:37

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  thanks ivan!

  It's the Stalker series game. PC only.

  2014-04-09 23:36

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  I got nuthin'

  If I was a woman, I don't think I would want this inside me...

  2014-03-15 21:07

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  eat shittttttttttt

  "Music too loud?". It's a question not a statement.

  2014-03-08 23:45

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  Every time

  You can't even land in that space...

  2014-03-02 15:38

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  burn

  ESO is being developed by an entirely different group than developed Fallout 3 and Elder Scrolls. So the question is just what is Bethesda Studios working on?

  2014-02-05 17:45

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  Tradtions

  Those are some damn big trees.

  2013-12-21 19:16

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  pedo candy

  "Don't worry, I melt in your mouth, not your hand."

  2013-12-15 08:42

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  its true

  Ain't got nothin' to do with love, baby.

  2013-12-11 20:05

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  .

  This episode came out years before the other did.

  2013-12-02 20:07

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  Gimmie!

  Puts video games in DVD player.

  2013-11-18 17:42

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  ^_^

  Just don't take his bucket...

  2013-10-25 17:29

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  first comment is a cat

  :grumpycat:

  2013-09-15 09:31

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  note that have a larger room won't cause u to sufficate f...

  Sounds like a lot of work...

  2013-09-05 23:36

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  Lol

  That's Turdbeast.

  2013-07-15 09:41

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  Since the head is a very important body part, Why didn't ...

  Well, duh.

  2013-07-12 23:33

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  Now he just has to commit a crime

  Looks like your average programmer's workspace to me.

  2013-07-04 09:30

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  Happy Canada Day! Even though its over

  Well, shit...

  2013-07-02 21:03

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  Happy Canada Day! Even though its over

  

  2013-07-02 21:02

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  Horse Mask

  Interesting, but what's up with the profile pic at the bottom?

  2013-07-01 21:14

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  Wtf Japan?

  Looks like a dude getting pregnant then giving birth to an ass fist.

  2013-07-01 21:11

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  Dem feels

  He doesn't look sad, he looks like he's about to chomp that dudes arm.

  2013-06-23 19:37

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  problem sir?

  Feedback would be problematic. But sounds interesting none the less.

  2013-06-23 19:36

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  title sucks turtle dick...

  ^^Nice tits.

  2013-06-08 09:11

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  plasma grenades anyone?

  What's inside that suit?

  2013-06-03 14:30

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  snap

  Is this an abortion joke?

  2013-05-28 21:53

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  Good luck

  *Good ruck.

  2013-05-22 16:04

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  :))

  Anyone remember that purple milk?

  2013-05-21 21:07

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  Yes

  If I choose to female character she'll be killing bad guys and saving the day, and I'll just be wondering how she got outta the kitchen.

  2013-05-21 08:54

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  Cosplay done..... Right??

  This may be the only instance where the cosplay is better, and that is not necessarily a good thing.

  2013-05-18 13:02

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  its gone now

  Datguy69 is right, it's a technic pack - tekkit nuke.

  2013-05-15 19:24

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  mean

  This is one of those times a comma makes the difference.

  2013-05-13 18:57

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  wtf did i just read

  English is hard...

  2013-05-05 21:05

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  Lizard lick if you know what I mean.

  Come on, guys.

  2013-05-04 12:58

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  what happen to the internet now a days

  Have any of you seen a turtle penis?

  2013-04-27 21:17

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  Well played Urban Dictionary, well played

  Does anyone actually still search "porn?"

  2013-04-26 19:33

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  scumbag NASA

  ^^^Are there really so many swag/yolo tags out there that you had to use periods in "XdopeXswag_yolo?"

  2013-04-25 11:16

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  there ya go

  You must be staying in them fancy hotels.

  2013-04-15 23:06

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  Why?

  I thought I was a cargo ship at first...

  2013-04-08 05:27

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  ....FOREVER ALONE

  Why not popsicle?

  2013-04-07 17:32

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  I got everything

  Seriously dude, you gotta comment on every one?

  2013-04-06 00:34

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  Faith in humanity restored

  They're, he's, whatever...

  2013-04-01 14:00

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  Faith in humanity restored

  He's Asians, therefore he could not be the tallest man in the world.

  2013-04-01 13:59

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  Memedroid

  Who gets up before noon?

  2013-03-17 13:09

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  title

  Gettin' real tired of your shit, Naruto.

  2013-03-10 19:35

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  expert mode

  ^^^The correct way is illustrated. Squatting is the healthiest and most natural way to take a shit. Sitting to shit is bad for you. Which is ironic cause that's exactly what I'm doing at the moment...

  2013-03-07 01:43

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  Damn Comments

  Escalated from what?

  2013-03-03 01:02

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  Bidoof.

  ^^^I believe those would be his nuts...

  2013-03-02 22:31

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  It says i have reached maximum

  You'd have to read over 3 memes a second for 10 straight years to have seen that many.

  2013-02-24 00:34

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  new vegas!

  A post-apocalyptic prophet.

  2013-02-20 23:39

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  damn USA why you dont have cams

  Too soon...

  2013-02-16 16:36

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  lololol

  

  2013-02-09 01:35

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  A woman in the kitchen is a safe woman.

  ^Logic and reason have no place on Memedroid.

  2013-02-06 23:29

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  So I saw this at school.

  Couldn't be bothered to rotate?

  2013-01-13 12:48

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  third comment is forever alone

  ^

  2013-01-06 02:35

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  WTF

  Turdbeast.

  2012-12-20 03:33

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  ...

  You mean "Native American" rug burn, sir.

  2012-12-17 01:02

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  if you know what i mean...

  That room glows in the dark.

  2012-12-11 04:32

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  The system

  If you've ever attempted to do this you'd know they will open the new one before giving it to you.

  2012-12-09 10:23

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  O.o

  Where's the rebel bass?

  2012-12-09 10:21

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  Love me please

  Wouldn't that be good luck? You'd be released shortly after...

  2012-12-03 16:34

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  I'm ok with once in awhile but 24/7 is ridiculous

  You gotta realize half the people on here aren't even old enough to have jobs. Yet alone be stuck in a work environment that shoves the shit down your ear holes all day.

  2012-11-25 07:41

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  Mufin?!

  Who upvotes this garbage?

  2012-11-16 02:39

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