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  Far away

  So funny story about that album, everybody was dating everyone in the band and also everyone was cheating on each other so every song is pretty much a backhand to another member. Some more obvious like "The Chain" and "Go Your Own Way"

  2023-05-06 00:57

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  D vs S

  It's James the ni**a hatin' dolphin!

  2023-04-24 09:36

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  Smells in 4K

  "wide nose havin', breathin' up all the white man's air!" -Clayton Bigsby

  2023-04-20 18:55

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  Pls tell me :>

  606,901 been here since the beginning. Remember the times before user created content and before apple could join?

  2023-04-14 18:40

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  True

  Sadly there will never be another George Carlin. The world could really use him now. Dave Chappelle is the closest we've got, but he's still not quite Carlin

  2023-04-04 08:45

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  Angry magic man with flashlight 3!! (wife dies)!! (gone s...

  You are correct sir!

  2023-03-29 13:41

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  Angry magic man with flashlight 3!! (wife dies)!! (gone s...

  Black man proves his innocence (what happens next is shocking) **Warning: Graphic**

  2023-03-29 09:43

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  Dads

  What about Bandit from Bluey?

  2023-03-26 11:28

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  Wonder how that feels

  Anybody know what happened to Saints Row?

  2023-02-18 21:51

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  Adding Almonds and Raisins to My Medicine Pill Box

  No the boxes are cholesterol medications. The one in the amber vial is a thyroid medication

  2023-01-17 19:26

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  Green mile

  Sorry wrong decade, it was the early 30's

  2023-01-17 19:04

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  Green mile

  He was accused of kidnapping and murdering 2 little girls. Long story short he didn't kill them, he found them and was trying to heal them but he was too late, but since he was a black man in the south during the 40's I believe he was assumed guilty

  2023-01-17 19:01

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  Time to refreeze her

  Selena was played by Jennifer Lopez though

  2023-01-16 08:06

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  Movies

  Yeah I'm not obsessed, but I Iike the dude and his work

  2023-01-12 00:40

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  Movies

  Wait, why is Keanu in "good movies, bad actor"

  2023-01-12 00:36

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  NFL memes

  I think there should be a rule change that if you're a division leader and you're sub .500 then come playoff time you forfeit your home game and the 1st place wild card team gets the home game

  2022-12-14 11:59

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  Right it down, right it down

  Long story short I loudly told classmate A that I didn't care to know classmate B had a man purse, classmate B ends up yelling in class "so what if I'm gay, so what if I like dick!?". Teacher was in shock. This was back in '09 or '10

  2022-12-05 23:32

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  Truth

  There's the possibility that they had to order it or insurance may not have let it go through until that day (if you deal with insurance that is). There are so many factors that people just don't realize until they actually work in a pharmacy

  2022-12-04 10:45

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  Truth

  Well pardon me and my 10+ years of experience. Yes it can take just that short amount of time if business is slow. There's been plenty of times I've gotten scripts out in less than 5 minutes, but if we're telling you 30 mins then business is not slow

  2022-12-04 10:42

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  Truth

  I can only speak for how things are done in the US, but that's only one part of the long process that it goes through. The insurance part is actually the quickest if all goes well so yeah still 30 mins

  2022-12-04 10:39

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  Truth

  It has to go to the pharmacist to check and make sure it doesn't interact with anything you take or your allergies, then another tech has to fill it and probably has 100 other things to fill all while answering phones and checking people out. So yes 30 min

  2022-12-03 23:02

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  Truth

  Pharmacy technician here. It's because we first have to figure out wtf the doctor wrote in the first place, then we have to make sure your insurance will go through and if it doesn't then we have to call or try and rig it so it will go through, then

  2022-12-03 23:01

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  Yes

  The ole razzle dazzle

  2022-11-07 13:09

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  Wow

  Reason to laugh. Gotta laugh to keep from crying

  2022-10-26 16:22

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  Wow

  As someone that's gone through multiple hurricanes, luckily none that have absolutely destroyed my house, but when you see all this you're happy about anything that survives. If it's something as minute as this it's nice because it gives you a reason to

  2022-10-26 16:20

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  damn… I wonder what happend

  The heat of summer makes the homicide rates go up because people are more quick to anger. I live in the South East part of Texas and can 100% confirm this

  2022-10-13 23:51

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  She's unstoppable

  Boy this did not age well

  2022-10-08 11:02

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  Not do bish NAC set

  Nicholas Cage has a very minor, blink if you miss it non speaking role in Fast Times at Ridgemont High

  2022-09-05 18:29

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  Strippers and cats

  Welcome my son. Welcome to the machine

  2022-09-01 18:06

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  8th times the charm, maybe you can find some unpaid parki...

  Not saying she isn't guilty of anything, I'm just saying that every time something comes up with her the right act like this. Both sides are only kidding themselves and setting themselves up for disappointment because they are clowns

  2022-08-10 22:53

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  Nope

  According to David Allen Coe it's gotta mention Mama, trains, trucks, prison, or getting drunk

  2022-08-10 21:30

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  8th times the charm, maybe you can find some unpaid parki...

  Same can be said for the opposite side of the aisle with Hillary

  2022-08-10 21:25

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  "Drill baby drill!"

  I thought August 1st was over

  2022-08-04 19:32

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  Hug a service member

  Thank you for your service as well. Combat or not you put your whole country before yourself and we cannot thank y'all enough

  2022-08-03 19:18

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  Hug a service member

  First, thank you for your service. Second, aren't service members told that you're essentially defending the constitution? Then wouldn't someone exercising their first amendment right be more respectful than trying to deny someone the right?

  2022-08-03 19:08

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  Hug a service member

  First, thank you for your service. Second, aren't service members told that you're essentially defending the constitution? Then wouldn't someone exercising their first amendment right be more respectful than trying to deny someone the right?

  2022-08-03 19:08

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  Enjoy!

  I'll do the same to a certain extent. If it's an actual good debate or discussion then I'll keep going, but if I notice it's a lost cause then you could tell me the sky is purple and I will say you're absolutely correct and have a good one

  2022-07-25 21:44

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  That time you almost died

  Apple pie moonshine. Drank a jar by myself one New Year's. Took quite a while before I could even stand the smell of apples

  2022-07-18 16:21

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  You're fired

  You can't draw unemployment then so *DJ Khalid voice* You played yourself

  2022-07-16 00:37

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  Answers to questions never asked

  It all is. Then you throw in a police chief that "didn't know" he was in charge and other officers detaining people trying to actually do something and you've got yourself one hell of an inside job that just can't be ignored

  2022-06-24 22:40

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  Answers to questions never asked

  The more I think on it and the more I read about it the more I'm convinced it was an inside job to start the gun grabbing. Sounds crazy, but governments have done worse for less

  2022-06-24 22:21

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  Answers to questions never asked

  There's almost no detail in the whole story that doesn't smell fishy

  2022-06-24 22:15

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  What a peculiar clarification

  Thanks man!

  2022-06-24 20:30

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  What a peculiar clarification

  Everyone: Why did police wait outside so long? Uvalde pd (in Rick Harrison voice): Best I can do is we didn't shoot any kids

  2022-06-24 18:30

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  PolandBros im in your country right now and it's fucking ...

  I'm in Winnie. It's close to the beach, Beaumont, and Baytown

  2022-06-20 22:18

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  PolandBros im in your country right now and it's fucking ...

  Small world bro I'm in SETX. These past couple weeks have been absolutely brutal with the heat

  2022-06-20 19:18

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  Go to google earth 0_0

  It goes to a ferry landing in Massachusetts and if you look around you see a Shrek statue. That's what I assume it's about

  2022-06-09 20:12

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  France

  Did you eat some peanut butter or something?

  2022-05-05 21:58

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  France

  Democracy, existentialism and the ménage á trios

  2022-05-05 21:46

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  title

  Cosmo and Wanda thinking they slick in the pool there

  2022-02-13 02:35

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  Droppin beats

  If "my dick" was written in the 1700's

  2021-11-13 18:46

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  Burden to society

  I always figured since it was a bunch of wood that's where it came from, you know like a bunch of erect dicks

  2021-09-21 17:27

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  EGG

  When a woman of Jessica Rabbit's caliber tells you to eat anything, you eat it

  2021-07-22 22:21

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  EGG

  Jessica Rabbit's everything

  2021-07-21 16:29

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  What the dog doin

  Could be like Jack Nicholson where the women who they were raised with as a sister is actually their mother. In Jack Nicholson's case it was because his mom got pregnant really young so his grandma raised him as her son & they told him his mom was his sis

  2021-06-13 23:17

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  new shoes

  Man them new Pumas are fire

  2021-05-20 18:28

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  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTgj1HxmUbg ..Not a rick...

  The lack of Sandstorm by Darude is disturbing

  2021-05-03 23:05

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  Yes

  Trying to get diamond hands isn't for the faint of heart

  2021-03-25 16:22

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  Yes

  You talking about the Suez Canal?

  2021-03-25 16:21

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  bruh

  I thought it said smegma male at first

  2021-02-28 00:35

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  Potatoe heads....

  You sure that's not Ms. Butterworth syrup?

  2021-02-26 23:05

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  Togo

  Didn't know that. Thanks for telling me

  2021-02-16 00:24

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  Togo

  And they run the Iditarod in their honor. They run the same path I believe

  2021-02-15 23:09

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  Baker Street by George Rafferty is pretty good, too

  Sad Cafe by the Eagles The Gunnar's Dream by Pink Floyd

  2021-02-15 20:40

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  The return of the king

  He will forever be ashy Larry to me

  2020-12-14 09:06

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  (((2020)))

  Talcum X

  2020-10-06 00:16

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  It's August 1st! You shall pass!

  People's profile pictures used to almost always be nudes. Hence my status when you pull up my profile.

  2020-08-02 21:01

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  thanks guys :)

  126 upvotes

  2020-07-08 21:39

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  063019

  Bojack Horseman. Highly recommend it

  2020-07-02 00:12

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  *starts to awkardly thumbs up*

  Anyone wanna clue me in on what a finger guns bisexual and an awkward thumbs up bisexual is?

  2020-06-30 19:43

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  *Ancient Gregorian chanting plays*

  I'm sad to have to scroll down this far to finally see Dominic Santiago. His final scene gets me every time

  2020-06-25 08:19

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  Joker -*annnd here we go!*

  Well that would be three horsemen then. The brink of WW3: War, Coronavirus: Pestilence, then this would be Famine. That just leaves Death

  2020-04-24 00:08

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  Title

  Save some pussy for the rest of us bro

  2020-01-25 09:47

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  faceswaps are perfect

  Belle kinda looks like Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse with the face swap

  2019-11-22 22:27

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  Never forget

  Thank you! You know I've had that pfp ever since they first allowed pfp and you're the first to notice it's a Tool pic lol

  2019-09-02 10:39

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  Never forget

  Thank you!

  2019-09-02 10:38

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  Never forget

  Yep, twins

  2019-09-01 23:56

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  Never forget

  I'm waiting for the 19th so my kids will be born

  2019-09-01 16:15

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  Did anyone else play the fable games?

  You're right, but even with that being true I still throughly enjoyed the game

  2019-06-12 22:35

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  OOF

  wife, twins on the way) but sometimes that makes it worse because you're like "I have all this, why can't I be happy" it's a real catch 22

  2019-06-09 19:06

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  OOF

  It's something you don't understand unless you or someone you love goes through it. People with depression just can't find joy and that ends up making it worse. Like me for example I know I have a lot to be thankful for and find joy in (ie. Good job, great

  2019-06-09 19:05

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  yep

  So they actually do follow the "love the sinner, hate the sin" mentality that most Christians claim to have

  2019-06-04 01:13

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  yep

  They are very Christian, but they actually walk the walk and talk the talk. For instance yes they do contribute a lot to anti gay legislation, but at the same time when a gay club got shot up in Florida they brought meals to the victims and their families

  2019-06-04 01:11

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  Ääärärär

  Both of their memories were wiped if I remember correctly

  2019-04-21 21:03

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  Ääärärär

  C3PO: am I a joke to you?

  2019-04-21 20:34

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  Upending Ecosystems

  Wouldn't the lesbians been the first invasive species?

  2019-04-06 10:36

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  Penis_Cam

  Ellipsis...

  2019-03-13 23:14

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  Losers

  We wuz kangs and shiiiit

  2019-03-09 13:18

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  This meme has been approved by the totally real company O...

  Wonder how many people are going to make multiple accounts just so they can more nigger passes

  2019-02-14 19:18

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  My milkshake...is better than yours

  If "my dick" was written in medieval times

  2019-01-23 11:35

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  historical memes are always funnier when you know what th...

  I loved candle jack he was my favorite char-

  2018-10-27 00:09

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  Third comment is clapped

  No, no! No applause. Every time you clap your hands you kill thousands of spores that'll some day form a nutritious fungus. Just show your approval with a mold-friendly thumbs up.

  2018-10-02 23:01

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  Goddamit

  Anything to make an ass jaguar known

  2017-02-25 12:05

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  Goddamit

  Yellow jaguar from Djibouti

  2017-02-25 11:37

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  never forgetti

  Doesn't mean they are saying he's a good person. They're just saying he had the most influence in the world that year

  2016-11-19 08:33

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  Beer o"clock

  Blue skies from pain

  2016-11-04 06:56

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  My lotr related memes won't last even half a minute after...

  George Washington Carver, brotha invented peanut butter. I rest my case

  2016-08-28 00:32

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  -_-

  Bill Clinton was President for most of the 90's

  2016-07-18 08:31

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  Um....what?

  Yo-landi is the pinnacle of confused boners

  2016-05-28 22:53

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  .

  I haven't seen a man eat his own head, so no I haven't seen everything

  2016-05-20 15:51

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