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  Thomas Sowell on consumer preferences and shopping

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  Tate court season

  Fight extradition?? Nooo they must be innocent then

  2026-07-21 05:44

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  But it's okay to paint Trump with that brush

  Fun to say, But to actually do is a thing of your freaking dreams and empty words, loser.

  2026-07-20 17:48

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  budget jumpscare

  I want the end of obsession to be that he only tells her his wish after *she* accidentally wishes that *he* loved *her* more than anyone has ever loved anyone.

  2026-07-20 07:36

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  The universe has 11 ways to ruin your schedule

  *AI-slop-delivered wisdom

  2026-07-20 07:31

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  My husband got publicly roasted by three parrots

  Oh so you're one of those gays

  2026-07-19 01:20

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  My husband got publicly roasted by three parrots

  Oh, now I get it, there are not cackling women laughing at birds just walking around him -- the birds are the ones repeating/imitating cackling women sounds.

  2026-07-17 11:28

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  My husband got publicly roasted by three parrots

  I don't get it at all. Why are the women cackling, why care about the birds, and why the heavy upvoting? I'm not going to downvote yet because I think I don't get it, and so it's not fair to everybody that I should nerf it if I'm the one that's stupid

  2026-07-17 11:24

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  Subscription logic

  This reads as an ad for a while until you process what's trying to be the clear joke in the third block.

  2026-07-15 03:38

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  Right back in the closet when his ashes get home

  Is this secretly a Gwar reference?

  2026-07-12 21:10

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  Kid gone too soon

  Hide a scar a fade away a shake up

  2026-07-11 20:03

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  Sorry

  So you're joking that it's detached from your body? I've had more than one dream like that about my dick. You ever had a dream your dick was detached but still alive and fine and part of you? And you're trying to keep it safe?

  2026-07-11 05:29

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  Whale removal day

  Yeah! At least bring him a Ziploc of it

  2026-07-06 19:34

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  summer cancelled

  The hot and the cold they're both so intense, put 'em together it just makes sense!

  2026-07-01 22:21

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  Nobody noticed right

  What kind of dog is this?

  2026-07-01 22:10

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  Little stinkers

  I get being dumb enough to be interested, I get being dumb enough to do it, I get recording it, I get uploading it, but for the life of me I can't imagine being one person who actually decides to do all of these in coordination.

  2026-07-01 20:50

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  Scam

  Yes, it's turns out it's actually easier to use cheat codes (poisonous chemicals) to win the game (grow food successfully that doesn't get destroyed by vermin). "Why doesn't he just win without the Contra code? It's Faster to NOT enter the Contra code!"

  2026-07-01 20:43

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  accurate philosophy

  It's not about IQ *or* race but rather maturity. Intellence and wisdom are two separate things, I'd discovered years ago.

  2026-06-30 23:14

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  Career roulette

  ... squarely, as hard as she could, in the wretched and rotting ground of clownworldTM... and she ain't lookin' back.

  2026-06-30 06:26

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  Career roulette

  ... continues somehow to find a way to move in the same direction of disappointment regarding values and logic, just in general, for politics and all of life. Congratulations that's the reality you occupy. Hermione planted her home flag solidly and ....

  2026-06-30 06:26

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  Career roulette

  ...beautifully, Belle is actually auto-tuned with a machine post-production and clomps along "peacefully" (frumpily) She WAS very beautiful and I imagine a world where Hermione does the expected job, and it's not this world Now imagine that Hermione...

  2026-06-30 06:24

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  Career roulette

  Imagine Beauty and the Beast, but now it's live action. Imagine everyone in it is a known good actor and they're ready to make a rad remake. Imagine everybody in it does a good job. Now imagine that Belle instead of walking around dancingly and singing ...

  2026-06-30 06:20

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  Career roulette

  ... free ice cream 5 motivational speaker 6 French-arthouse thespian 7 voice work, smaller roles, and glad to be away from heavy Harry-Potter-size fame.

  2026-06-30 06:12

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  Career roulette

  1 Weird al fastened guns corpse 2 Terrible Belle mentally ill leftist 3 Dracula Batman 4 ... Uh 4 ... Hey word engine ... 4 Ron used his Harry Potter money to buy a popular English-brand ice cream truck and drove around England giving out ...

  2026-06-30 06:09

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  npc childhood

  My kids had fun with that for a couple weeks. In second grade, I had an TV show that I narrated; my whole life was the imaginary TV show and I didn't tell anyone. Only the imaginary audience.

  2026-06-29 08:31

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  summer cancelled

  Jokes are supposed to be funny.

  2026-06-29 08:16

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  Maga Morons Need To Stop Being So Hateful

  I kept enjoying it. I keep enjoying it. And yes, jackasses asked me if I was gay if I remember correctly. Don't care.

  2026-06-28 09:39

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  AAARRRRR!

  That's why we found "Super Mario Maker World Engine" on PC and Android

  2026-06-27 14:49

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  Cargo train breaks the sound barrier

  Ohh, that sound barrier fence goes 500 something miles an hour after its coffee in the morning

  2026-06-27 14:46

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  AAARRRRR!

  @Michthan: That's not owning, that's enjoying. I absolutely like to buy stuff too...My family has effectively limitless games, yet when my son got Minecraft and Mario Maker 2 for Christmas, he has treasured them: "wow, my first game that *I* actually own"

  2026-06-27 09:10

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  real acting

  Keira Knightley is so incredibly cool because she is not Natalie Portman

  2026-06-26 08:01

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  Being an American living in the Philippines who has never...

  ! ... It's shocking!

  2026-06-26 00:46

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  not here

  I truly do not understand why they don't build them in the desert. Time to ask supergrok.

  2026-06-24 05:01

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  Irish gremlin

  This must be a polluted mossy algae water joke, but it appears to be a render as I can't find the source image, and it's currently not close to the relevant holiday, making this meme ... bad.

  2026-06-24 04:55

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  Doze a-holes cain't leaf. Who're we gonna steal from now?

  "Bye." "How dare you!" "Bye, you piece of shit asshole? Open your own fuckin' store? Consider doing something for someone else instead of being a limitless constant entitled drain?"

  2026-06-23 00:42

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  Meme today

  hip hip ...

  2026-06-17 06:28

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  Meme today

  that's the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. and the last thing. i have died of laughter. true masterpiece. three cheers: hip hip ...

  2026-06-16 18:20

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  Take me back

  ... if it's at home the screen is bowed out, No meme sites, just ebaums and Newgrounds, not even Homestar Runner yet ...

  2026-06-16 04:03

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  Take me back

  And then you're limited to six video games on 2 systems, PC counts, nothing more advanced than Sega Saturn, and you have to pay $4 each person to see a movie on a screen larger than 25 inches *max*, that's while making upwards of $5.50 an hour,

  2026-06-16 04:02

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  Forbidden steak

  Then the "predator" tries to munch this *Predator* and we find out why he "hid" like this

  2026-06-16 03:51

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  Socialism Beer

  And pee instead

  2026-06-14 12:55

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  Twice is crazy

  Master blaster Mother Hubbard Mustard bluster

  2026-06-12 04:35

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  My friend Flicker

  Yes, but/and Atlas was good tho

  2026-06-12 04:30

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  vhs scars

  Better yet: actuates the "yes I want to not protect the current recorded content" switch.

  2026-06-12 04:24

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  Working in IT is not stressing

  Dave Thomas? Eat square burgers?

  2026-06-12 04:22

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  What Chinese propaganda wants you to believe in compariso...

  But Russia is RIGHT there!

  2026-06-12 04:03

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  still gotit

  He was attacked by cheetos, television, and couch.

  2026-06-09 22:41

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  Tokyo standards

  I don't belong in Japan then. I'm naturally black when it comes to on-time. I have to force myself to be white. Which I've been able to do mostly.

  2026-06-05 23:22

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  Pride Month

  The rainbow is our reminder that last time it was water, and that won't happen again. Don't bother with prep-boats on mountains. Cuz next time it's fire. Extra-special fire. You're going to need something extra-special.

  2026-06-04 01:48

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  Mosquito update

  What if they're all trying to do the thing that makes everyone allergic to meat with absolutely no repercussions as we go along? Except from the Almighty One afterward

  2026-06-01 22:15

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  uncle steve

  I'm the kind of asshole that has to contemplate that beforehand for the sake of slow wit. *Processing *processing *processing *stand by *processing ... "Fascinating." *Drags .exe file onto startup programs window

  2026-05-29 23:11

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  Political side quest

  If they get bored, we could turn on the bedroom TV and show them Sylvester Stallone's Daylight (1996). Train movie. Action movie. There's a lot of light at the end of tunnels and flashing before your eyes.

  2026-05-27 08:35

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  Rare Disney restraint

  How about a story crazy enough to haha? Like, silly? Or bonkers? Absurd?

  2026-05-25 06:00

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  16 months for murder, the swedish government hates its ci...

  I'm proud to be Polish

  2026-05-24 07:37

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  bro transformed

  I agree with his assertions and delivery, but OP's declaration that he "lost it" when the glasses came off is a detriment to the meme.

  2026-05-22 09:39

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  Rare air

  Because it's 70 seconds of a movie, not a feature length plot

  2026-05-20 21:59

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  damn right i'm jealous

  Diseasessss! Remember that song you made where you intentionally gaslit "we're coming for your children"? *We* don't *need* *you!*

  2026-05-17 04:01

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  career move

  "Get the f███ out of here!" *Boots him into sucess-ville* "Ahh, things are now so peaceful here in loserland!*

  2026-05-14 08:39

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  btc wizard

  Does he get some cash too or just the name?

  2026-05-14 08:29

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  Ancient easy mode

  No you wouldn't. You're full of yourself. You would *Still* have been busy with everything else, you prideful piece of shit.

  2026-05-14 08:26

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  johnny somalispeedrun prison

  You chose the colors of the game ape out.

  2026-05-14 08:23

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  sorry just had to

  There should be one more person in the leader row, maybe even two more because first you've got the boss and the same employees, or you have one more employee because people want to have that leader

  2026-05-10 09:30

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  sorry just had to

  The coolest boss is the leader that would still step out, insisting on pulling with the rest. That's the way Jesus lived.

  2026-05-10 09:28

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  sorry just had to

  Exactly, Sir! 7

  2026-05-10 09:27

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  Budget Tony Hawk

  ng company Birdhouse and the licensed video game series Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Through his charitable organization, The Skatepark Project, he has helped build over 600 public skateparks in underserved communities. [1, 2, 3]

  2026-05-06 07:24

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  Budget Tony Hawk

  The person featured in the selected region is Tony Hawk, a pioneering professional skateboarder widely known as "The Birdman". [1, 2] He is credited with landing the first documented "900" skateboarding trick in 1999. He is the founder of the skateboardi

  2026-05-06 07:23

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  Touche

  The human fetus Is a human in the fetus stage. This is a dog in the fetus stage. If someone killed this dog they'd be killing a dog.

  2026-05-03 20:25

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  Touche

  ...to pull out our phones, do a photo, crop, & reverse image search to find exactly which kind of mammal before we continue the discussion, so we don't get tricked. Those who want to trick walk in wickedness, and reveal it by the fact they want to trick.

  2026-05-03 13:47

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  Touche

  This is a good inoculation! These eyes are larger, grayer, and the snout is already pointier than the human nose forms, but yes mammal embryos look like other mammal embryos toward the start. It makes sense because they're mammals. This teaches us...

  2026-05-03 13:45

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  Touche

  Dachshund

  2026-05-03 13:40

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  Touche

  Dachshund. Elephants have very pronounced trunks at this stage

  2026-05-03 13:39

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  malicious compliance

  I thought that was for oc identification of "yes this is *definitely* the one I made, I put the smudge right there."

  2026-04-29 05:18

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  brain noise

  Yes. It would be like saying to you or me "what if there is such a thing as ten?" We're capable of understanding hexadecimal and other bases. 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 A B C D E F 'Sfine.

  2026-04-28 22:17

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  artist guide

  Step -1: Wake up at the orphanage

  2026-04-24 17:11

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  That was wild

  thank u

  2026-04-24 17:07

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  sarcasm wins

  I dunno. I think facetious is when the other person might not figure it out right away, while sarcastic is apparent and comes with tone Apparently AI tells me "basically yes," &also sarcastic is meant to mock or belittle where facetious is meant for humor

  2026-04-24 17:01

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  Old dudes decide

  Unless...

  2026-04-23 21:22

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  Marketing 101

  The supply of true racism greatly outweighs the demand

  2026-04-23 21:21

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  Yes - and maybe even more true for marriage.

  Prov 27:6 faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful Correct your brother to help him. Be open to correction yourself.

  2026-04-22 14:16

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  and then Ubisoft

  Because they know they're behaving in a way that you're not going to want to.

  2026-04-22 14:04

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  Great games will be great games

  I don't seek games that are new, I seek games that are good. Sometimes games that are new are games that are good. Just sometimes. But a lot of games that are old are also games that are bad. That's not new.

  2026-04-21 09:22

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  Apple has a new CEO

  Why. Should. We. Care. ?.

  2026-04-21 09:11

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  Apple has a new CEO

  I'm trying to like this comment harder but it won't let me

  2026-04-21 09:10

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  oh man...

  "Send flowers to your dasher's hospital room". Yeah sure put EVERYTHING on the customer and contractors. Can't we do better than doordash?

  2026-04-21 07:46

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  John Apple meme

  *Swear words* wow that is amazing!! Thank you for sharing this eye opening meme!!!

  2026-04-21 07:07

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  Gigachads

  Bottom should be the leany-over wall-eye foolish SpongeBob

  2026-04-21 06:41

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  Millenial brainrot

  Well ... it is. ... 6 7 wut wuuuuut?! *White-girl-style gang signs* *flailing strangely* 6 7! 6 7!

  2026-04-21 06:36

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  So much prep and you didn’t check the expiry date

  ...according to his name will see the wickedness of our day as his judgement, if they will will humble themselves and pray and turn from their wicked ways and seek his face, then God has said he will hear from heaven and forgive our sins and heal our land

  2026-04-21 06:33

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  So much prep and you didn’t check the expiry date

  And therefore use debit instead of credit, ... The credit card company leaders are walking as hard and wontonly in the sin of usury as they possibly can. They are a curse to us. But God can oust them and restore us if God's people who are called ...

  2026-04-21 06:29

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  Wholesome S Kennedy

  Yeah, barbituates are for looosers! Get rad! *Kickflip* Stay in school!

  2026-04-21 06:22

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  and then Ubisoft

  But then after almost the whole thing at the end, it starts doing 4 perfectly timed backflips and all types of savant tricks you didn't see coming

  2026-04-21 06:19

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  2019, excellent air that year

  B4 the covid?

  2026-04-21 06:15

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  Thanks for nothing netflix

  It's on Jellyfin though, if you make it so.

  2026-04-20 03:12

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  YEAH

  This is adorable, and better silent.

  2026-04-20 02:46

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  Say Hi to Bridgette

  Why ratioed? I like it.

  2026-04-19 05:56

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  Don't put that junk in your body

  Well, the response to raw sugar, honey, or some type of actual nectar rather than the artificial, manufactured, processed corn syrups and separated white sugars on offer would prove the meme.

  2026-04-15 09:29

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  It's programmed to please and gain confidence

  

  2026-04-15 09:22

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  Work stretches further than it should

  Don't be geh -- resting is chill, ... but working is Chad.

  2026-04-15 09:22

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  skill issue

  99.9% is not good enough. The meme has to say 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

  2026-04-15 09:19

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  Fusion gone too far

  Now I gotta know who the top two are.

  2026-04-15 09:13

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