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  Lawyer speedrun

  There are some companies that have a social media clause. One place I worked at had a policy that you couldn't become viral for a negative reason.

  2026-07-20 20:50

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  They growo up so fast

  To be fair, I don't want a worm on my bought lettuce either...

  2026-07-20 20:46

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  YouTube Shorts is coming for the dislike button too

  Whatever new update they just did buries the first video option under a block of shorts. Also, opening the app may load directly into a playing short instead of the home page. I highly dislike this...

  2026-07-17 08:46

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  Peak cinema

  My fiance would kill me if I had to be brought home in a wheelbarrow.

  2026-07-12 13:13

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  And actually shout it at least once a day

  I'm not silent, and 20 is too low.

  2026-06-28 15:22

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  Not sure what this is other than truly weird, or where it...

  I'm not stoned enough for this...

  2026-06-21 12:43

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  Goblin hours

  This is true on a painful level for me...

  2026-06-16 08:44

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  All that for 15

  I'm fairly certain that it opens with animations from FFVII.

  2026-06-13 00:28

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  Sudden realization

  Nice, I've never been further west than South Dakota. But I'm Wisconsin-born and still here.

  2026-06-10 20:54

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  Sudden realization

  Out of curiosity, Wisconsin?

  2026-06-10 19:59

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  Sudden realization

  You'd be happy to know that my brother has and uses his old welding kit... Though it's for his farm now.

  2026-06-10 08:52

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  Sudden realization

  My genes are very German (almost 50% on the dot), and my grandfather on my mother's side welded tanks for a funny mustache man during some obscure conflict around the early 40s.

  2026-06-10 08:47

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  Broadcasting through it

  If it were me, I would have taken my phone to film the flames in slow motion... Not that I did that at my current job or anything...

  2026-06-09 20:51

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  wild advice

  My ex got all her friends on her side after she cheated on me. They all still blame me for some reason. She, however, is now a nearly toothless single mother with a baby daddy in the ground from an OD.

  2026-06-09 20:45

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  Wholesome

  It's both fun and a bit scary at times.

  2026-06-07 18:46

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  Aaaaaaahhhhhhh

  I pay for gig down and normally get around 300-350ambps... I do get almost the full 30Mbps up.

  2026-06-06 23:53

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  Goons bouta hit different??

  I thought you needed more points to upload.

  2026-06-04 08:42

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  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  Oh god, it's back...

  2026-05-31 23:38

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  dongs in a resident

  The card for the haircut too.

  2026-05-31 13:04

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  Wait he's right

  Breakfast is the first meal, breaking the fast of sleep. Lunch is a meal, and a luncheon is a formal event. Dinner is the main and largest meal of the day, but comes from an old French word for breakfast.

  2026-05-30 13:17

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  ferrari moment

  Deadmau5 wrapped his Ferrari in Nyan Cat before they sent him a C&D. Lamborghini thought it was funny after he sold it and wrapped a Huracán instead.

  2026-05-30 12:54

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  Ancient meme lore

  All of the OG viral stars did a reunion 9 years ago. https://youtu.be/-3gKT9r4OIA?si=zGA7R3aIdYE8MRyG

  2026-05-29 23:03

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  julie tsirkin meme

  Two days later, I looked it up. She's definitely not been around guns or gun places a lot, based on her reaction. Honestly, not an unusual reaction to gunshots where you don't expect them.

  2026-05-27 20:40

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  It's a simple life

  A lot of it comes to the proper dosage of soap, adjusting for water hardness. I've lived in 2 places with a washer, and they worked perfectly fine after some tweaking. Technology Connections has even made, I believe, 3 videos on this exact subject.

  2026-05-27 19:23

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  julie tsirkin meme

  I just woke up and don't want to go searching RN. What's the tl:dr?

  2026-05-25 08:17

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  Gotta go

  My brother has like 3 hives on his little farm.

  2026-05-22 23:42

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  Woot woot

  Well... I guess I'm the dumbass... I thought they were all different.

  2026-05-19 08:41

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  Woot woot

  From what I saw yesterday, it's worse... This is a fake American nightmare. Also, is batch still around? Haven't seen that name in a long time.

  2026-05-17 14:39

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  real heroes

  Who's the one on the left?

  2026-05-17 11:20

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  You have .03 seconds to hit DEL or is it F2

  I think del for msi, but I just go2bios boot when I need it.

  2026-05-17 11:02

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  speed demons

  I once had someone pull back out of a parking space, stop in the middle of the road across both lanes, stare at me with a hand up to stop me. I was a block away when she pulled out.

  2026-05-17 10:15

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  Cutting corners on the planning part

  You are actually right, but the building doesn't have it there anymore.

  2026-05-17 09:32

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  weed is weed

  We have 2 near me that do $40 ounces.

  2026-05-17 09:28

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  Deepnest courage ritual

  That's by Fog Canyon.

  2026-05-17 09:09

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  pain generator

  I have 4 Perplexus versions at home. I like level 2 the most and dislike the pill-shaped one. The one shown is level 3.

  2026-05-16 22:28

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  Always wash your hands

  "The only time I wash my hands is when I shit on them." Was the quote he put in his book.

  2026-05-16 22:20

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  idk either

  I'd let the lady with a stroller full of cans go.

  2026-05-16 17:27

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  memory graphics

  That makes a lot of sense, actually.

  2026-05-15 08:40

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  MS paint goth

  My goth can dual-wield battleaxes with a feat, boosted STR of 22, and DM approval.

  2026-05-14 09:02

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  memory graphics

  The N64 is the first console that I vividly remember playing... It was released when I was like 2 1/2.

  2026-05-14 08:58

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  alex murdaugh case dropped

  Eh, I bet he'll be found guilty in the new trial anyway.

  2026-05-14 08:56

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  again really

  Swine flu was 2009.

  2026-05-12 08:46

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  Not a friend bro

  Housecats often don't hesitate to start eating your corpse even if they don't kill you.

  2026-04-14 08:49

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  Wait a minute

  So, I grew up with Satan and Lucifer as two different entities. Lucifer as the first fallen angel for rebelling against the idea that man is more important than angels. And Satan being given the right to rule and punish in hell.

  2026-03-22 14:34

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  Iran confirms top security chief killed amid rising conflict

  I don't know why, but I had read it as, "IKEA confirms..." twice.

  2026-03-21 23:13

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  Whooopsiedoo

  Wisconsin born and raised. Still here after starting my 32nd trip around the sun. Today is the first I've heard of this.

  2026-03-21 20:39

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  title

  Have you seen how tall he is?

  2026-03-14 13:28

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  if only

  Here I am... 10 minutes away from leaving for my 9 to 7.

  2026-03-09 19:53

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  Last image you see in UK

  Looks like the control display of an early warning system.

  2026-03-06 08:45

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  Coraline trauma stare

  Y'all focusing on that, I'm here wondering what made their fingers so spindly.

  2026-02-28 21:58

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  A rad-roach wrote this

  You're not far off. There's plans to use oil drills at nuclear reactor sites to do "on-site" deep disposal.

  2026-02-28 21:54

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  Man gave live evidence in court like it was open mic night

  Ah, it's been a while since the one time I read it. I'm not surprised if I got anything wrong.

  2026-02-20 14:42

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  Man gave live evidence in court like it was open mic night

  Funny follow-up, there was a clerical error and he was supposed to have a valid license at the time. The charges he incurred for this particular incident were dropped. But the way the judge frowns will forever be incredible. Too bad it was clipped out.

  2026-02-20 08:47

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  Jeager

  Crown Maple.

  2026-02-18 19:51

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  PSA

  Keep it crank-powered, and the ATF can't do anything because of their own regulations.

  2026-02-15 14:33

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  dongs in a goat

  Mabey less dongs in goats would be better.

  2026-02-15 14:31

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  I was not ready for that plot twist

  Yes, with the odd physics of the goat's first jump up the snow, and the lack of any snow movement when it pops its head out.

  2026-02-15 11:13

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  Steak with honey is wild

  I've definitely had honeyed steak, but I can't say I've had berries with it.

  2026-02-14 21:36

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  Title

  There's also some companies researching the possibility of using Bismuth for sub-2 nm transistors. Would be better aesthetically than building a city in a box.

  2026-02-14 17:07

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  no ai touches runescape

  I recently picked up Runescape again since 2011. It's just familiar enough to bring me back to those late nights of not doing homework, but changed enough to be refreshing.

  2026-01-28 08:56

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  A moment of wonder pointed to the sky

  It's on robotic axes of rotation. It was swerving to lock and track the target.

  2026-01-16 08:52

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  So why do we need it?

  No dark sarcasm in the classroom.

  2026-01-16 02:41

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  That moment you become your dad

  Im almost done with my shift at 5am.

  2026-01-14 00:15

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  When even smart watches can’t handle the future

  I have the one that came with FO4, it's terribly unbalanced and limiting to wrist movement.

  2026-01-14 00:15

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  Uh oh

  It's better when they disprove flat earth experimentally and simply chalk it up to a mistake, rather than admitting they're wrong.

  2026-01-13 23:58

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  It Tagalog, it's mabahu

  I wish my local nerd shop had this policy.

  2026-01-13 23:52

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  dude found a GPU mine

  My fiance uses my old 1080ti in her build. It can run VR on medium-high settings.

  2026-01-10 21:08

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  TMI dog

  Is this clip from the show Creature Comforts? Seems familiar.

  2026-01-10 19:01

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  She only wants him for his RAM

  I have 192GB DDR5 in my system.

  2026-01-02 07:44

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  Trust me bro this modpack goes hard until it doesn't

  This would be my fiancé and me.

  2026-01-02 07:38

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  The US economy is just Arizona iced tea

  An old coworker used to hide out back of Little Caesars at the dumpster and collect "free" pizza at closing. He brought them to work.

  2025-12-29 10:24

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  Pathfinder was too much for him bro

  I DM and write custom campaigns for Pathfinder and 5e.

  2025-12-28 22:39

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  Love the Chinese shit

  In 2007, someone made a company called The South Butt... They got sued to oblivion.

  2025-12-28 06:35

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  Pathfinder was too much for him bro

  I started with Pathfinder. It's like D&D 3e with more mechanics.

  2025-12-25 23:41

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  They have no idea

  I got 192Gb mid 2024.

  2025-12-25 16:10

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  big powder payout

  I met the johnson kids, all of them are dicks.

  2025-12-25 15:00

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  Don’t commit a felony just to avoid a minor L

  I'd be happy with a misdemeanor if I were committing a felony.

  2025-12-25 14:51

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  Man won wings in a strange old case

  In the US, it's "wiiings" after the lawsuit.

  2025-12-25 14:48

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  Everybody Repost

  You are able to find the apk as far back as version 5.6.16c on apkpure.com.

  2025-11-25 18:13

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  wiping boogers on your macrophilia

  Don't know, never seen it.

  2025-11-25 07:07

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  wiping boogers on your macrophilia

  Monsters vs Aliens.

  2025-11-24 12:13

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  dry frogs is wild tho

  It still sorta works. Im trying it RN to mixed results.

  2025-11-24 11:43

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  7ysu

  I was close, I thought 46.

  2025-11-23 17:42

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  Dad, what's a 1080 Ti? A legend, son

  Mine is still in the system that I gave my S/O. She runs VR on it without issue.

  2025-11-22 06:51

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  #neverweed

  Should see the video of him tweaking out at the Olympics.

  2025-11-15 19:19

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  Tat

  7am, I just got off work... So I'll bake.

  2025-11-15 17:44

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  kim kardashian failed the bar exam lol

  I kept seeing ads for Alls Fair, where she's playing a lawyer. Perhaps she thought that she got real law training for the part.

  2025-11-10 10:43

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  5

  I do the same rate but for banana bread.

  2025-11-08 01:57

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  Clanker Wars about to be lit…

  Also outgassing after perihelion.

  2025-11-01 14:13

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  mortgage blues

  You lasted longer than I did.

  2025-10-23 09:00

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  just picked up this Chernobyl core humidifier

  Well, now I want one.

  2025-10-23 08:48

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  gotta shank in style

  When I carry, it's usually a butterfly or a stiletto.

  2025-10-23 03:44

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  Me almost losing noodles down the sink

  My mother has one that is built into the lid.

  2025-10-21 07:37

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  chrome scary

  I don't know what happened. But I once caught VRChat using 186Gb of RAM for a solid hour.

  2025-10-09 05:53

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  the machine spirit (comic by Flork of Cows)

  Of all irrational fears... Mine is a Furby with a low battery and old circuits.

  2025-10-01 22:18

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  No hype anymore

  Ah, of course!

  2025-09-27 19:31

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  September 23rd energy hit different

  

  2025-09-27 05:36

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  Whoops

  I'm doing it because my coworkers are literally useless.

  2025-09-27 04:53

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  No hype anymore

  

  2025-09-27 04:52

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  dongs in a call

  Well, I learned that today. But I was more wondering how bad it got to get the thread so long.

  2025-08-30 22:48

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